Chapter 55 Advertising Expert
So over there, the chickens, pots and pans, washing machines, air conditioners, refrigerators, wardrobes, cabinets, and bookcases were collected one by one, and Ye Xinhuan's snacks, drinks, milk, and red wine were stuffed into the space one by one.
It's not that I don't have it, it's that I want it when I see it.
Just like a woman who takes a fancy to a piece of clothing, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and purple all want to buy.
Then by the way, pair it with pants, shoes, a bag and lipstick.
The most important thing is to be happy.
Even if it's the end of the world, you have to live a delicate and happy life~
A chicken cub ran over excitedly, "Boss, we found a good thing!" ”
"Oh?" Ye Xinhuan followed over to see what the good things in their mouths were.
"Didi-Di-"
"Hey, hey, don't hit me!"
"Turn the corner, stupid, will you drive!"
Ye Xinhuan: "......"
Suddenly I understand Huo Tiancheng's feelings?
I saw a few young men, sitting in a children's electric convertible car, driving around the shelves with their horns blaring, having a lot of fun.
She couldn't help but wonder if it was the right decision to take in this group of dogs and chickens in the first place.
Then, Ye Xinhuan happily picked a pink car and played with them.
Feng Yan, the only one who was quite normal, silently stroked the rearview mirror of the car and made up her makeup.
As a lady, you will never be in the same stream!
Not far away, the mutant flies and mutant rats that had been beeping were attracted by the sound here, and temporarily stopped arguing, observing the play of Ye Xinhuan and the others, and the mutant beasts on the two sides glanced at each other.
Mutant Fly: They're noisy.
Mutant Rat: It's not as noisy as you.
Mutant flies: ??? You guys want to die, don't you?
Mutant Rat: I just want to die! What's the point! What's the point!
Mutant Fly: So you just want to die, don't you?
Mutant Rat: I just want to die! You're here to kill us!
Mutant Fly: See if we don't kill you!
Mutant Rat: Come on, kill me!
Fat rats: ......
I've been watching for so long, but you're doing it!
Mutant Rat: Damn, I'm tired of scolding, halftime, eat!
Mutant Fly: Good! The old rules! Half points!
Immediately, the meat area in front of me was divided into two, and after everyone finished eating, they burped and continued to scold.
Fat Rat: ???
Isn't it quite harmonious when you eat this food?
Mutant flies, mutant rats: shut up!
The love Q fun between little lovers, you know a P!
Fat Rat: ???
I see, excuse me! Leave!
May you cross races and eventually become married!
The fat rat kicked on its hind legs and flew to Ye Xinhuan's shoulder, Ye Xinhuan glanced at it coldly, and the fat rat immediately made a sharp turn and fell into Chen Shaoyang's arms.
Oh my god, almost a traffic accident! The fat rat breathed a sigh of relief and nestled in Chen Shaoyang's arms, "Squeak-"
It's still the little master who has to like me~
Chen Shaoyang, who was already able to speak the language of fat rats simply, shuddered coldly, "There is no hope for cross-racial love!" ”
Fat Rat: ???
A few people have had enough, and the supplies in the supermarket are almost collected, Ye Xinhuan took out his mobile phone and searched the map, and suddenly said, "If this is a TV series, can you advertise a lot?" ”
Huo Tiancheng behind him suddenly turned black, didn't he!
It's an off-road luxury car, it's GPS, it's word-of-mouth and it's a map, and a bunch of snacks, hehehehe, he can immediately make up a bunch of post-apocalyptic advertisements on the spot!
For example: crush zombies? XX off-road good choice, because there are no bumps!
For example: Traveling in the last days? XX map, let you find the right way in the zombie tide!
Another example: lost love? XXGPS, locate the most beautiful and handsome zombies for you, and go crazy in the end times!
Lao Tzu is really a talent!
Ye Xinhuan: Hehe.
It's really condescending to let you be my third dog.
To Ye Xinhuan's surprise, not far away, there was an agricultural product store, which sold all kinds of seeds, and the vegetables and fruits outside the end of the world were either rotten or polluted, and the soil could no longer be planted, and seeds had become a scramble for major bases.
She has a lot of rare and high-quality seeds in her space, but as a high-quality B, Ye Xinhuan is reluctant to take them out, so it is better to collect some seeds now and let Huo Tiancheng exchange them for military merits.
Huo Tiancheng: "That ......"
Ye Xinhuan: "Huh? ”
Huo Tiancheng pointed at each other, "Can you take the car with you?" ”
Ye Xinhuan turned her head, and everyone behind her looked at her with shining stars.
Ye Xinhuan: "......"
"Your space is up to you." Ye Xinhuan waved her hand, what's the matter, she looks like an old-fashioned and harsh little old man?
She won't tell you that she has secretly hidden several cars and is going to take them back to play with the little milk dog when the time comes!
After ten minutes of driving, the car reached its destination, and several people quickly searched for seeds and returned to the car, and the chickens suddenly thought, "Shall we go to the chicken farm?" ”
Ye Xinhuan glanced at them, his eyes were a little sad, "The chickens are starving to death, right?" ”
"There's an automatic feeder." Collarbone explained, "My uncle's family runs a chicken farm, and they all use automatic feeders, which are all mechanized and super convenient!" ”
"It's okay to go check it out, maybe there's still eggs in storage." Ye Xinhuan pulled and pulled, "Wow, there is also a duck farm!" ”
"Huh? Really? Huo Tiancheng glanced forward and saw Ye Xinhuan's bells and whistles mobile phone page, which was impressively displayed: Guqi Nightclub.
To put it bluntly, it's a duck shop.
Huo Tiancheng retracted his body with a constipated face, planning to go back and discuss with Lin Qingxiang, what did he teach Ye Xinhuan!
Ye Liuchen, who was driving, also glanced at it and laughed, "Are you going to have fun?" ”
Maybe there are handsome, sexy abs zombies~
Ye Xinhuan wiped her saliva, "It's still the little brother who understands me!" ”
Huo Tiancheng: ......
He probably knew, it wasn't Lin Qingxiang's fault, it was Ye Liuchen's fault!
No, I have to let Ye Xinhuan stay away from Ye Liuchen in the future!
Although it was closer to the duck shop, after discussion, I decided to go to the chicken farm first, after all...... Slow down for a second, and maybe a cute chick will die!
Ye Xinhuan: No! Grind a little longer, and my abs zombie might run away and mess with TAT!
couldn't resist everyone's expectations, Ye Xinhuan followed them to the chicken farm.
"If the chickens mutate, you can't beat them," got out of the car, smelling a smell of chicken manure, Ye Xinhuan patted the chickens on the shoulders seriously, "Just run away." ”
Just as the chickens were moved to tears, Ye Xinhuan said again, "I will wait for you in the car~ [Blink your eyes and heart]"
Chickens: ???
Why don't you go in with us?
It's going to be very insecure!
"You're already a mature chicken, learn to run away on your own." Ye Xinhuan solemnly patted them on the shoulder again.
Chickens: You're a mature boss! Learn to protect us!
But fortunately, there are big dogs, two dogs, three dogs, as well as beautiful eyebrows, fat rats and big strong, the chickens and cubs hold a dog, and the remaining three are one more point, and they are majestic and high-spirited across the Jilu River.
The fat rat comforted the trembling collarbone, "Squeak squeak—" Don't be afraid, I'm tired of knocking!"
Chen Shaoyang translated the collarbone, "My fat rat said, you stay honest, it fights, as long as you don't pee your pants~"
Clavicle [shuddering]: It three squeaks, does it really represent such a long sentence?
Feng Yan looked around Xiao Pang vigilantly to avoid a zombie raid, "If there is danger for a while, stay by the two of us honestly." ”
Ji Leng hugged Xiaopang, "It's okay, you can do anything, as long as you don't hold my cigarettes!" ”
Chubby [shivering]: If you have something to say, can you not sprinkle dog food!
Qiuqiu stood between a tall soldier and a big strong man, his body becoming more and more petite, he pinched his lean flesh, looked at the muscles of the two of them, and sighed.
Huo Tiancheng: "Don't be afraid, I'll shoot one by one zombie when I come to the zombie." ”
Fan Zhun: "That's it, what are you afraid of, Lao Tzu can pinch one with one hand!" ”
Qiuqiu: "......"
Then, the zombies came.
"Ahhhh Ji Leng, Huo Tiancheng and others screamed, dragging the chickens and running away.
Chickens: ???
If the zombies are coming, what will you do?
Huo Tiancheng coughed secretly, "This is called tactical confusion!" ”
Chicken Cubs: ??? Do zombies understand confusion?
"How can there be so many second-order zombies in here!" Ji Leng was rarely serious, "It's a little difficult." ”
"Eat chicken, right?" Huo Tiancheng thought deeply, after all, there are still a lot of chickens in the chicken farm, and he is full and envious.
As soon as he mentioned eating chicken, Fan Zhun couldn't help but think of the tablet that he had been taken away, and it hadn't been returned yet.
But the boss gave him another tablet with a super 6 performance, and there were a bunch of games in it that he hadn't played.
It is...... The top spot is dominated by the boss :)
Please what else do I mean by playing these games :)
"Why don't you call the boss in?" Feng Yan came up with an idea.
"No! It's the boss's test! She just wants to see if we can take charge of it alone, if we even have to trouble the boss, what kind of little brother should we be! Chen Shaoyang righteously refused, "We can't live up to the boss's heart!" ”
The dogs and chickens nodded their heads one after another, and suddenly felt a sense of mission.
At this time, Ye Xinhuan, who was lying in the back seat of the car, playing a game with a lollipop in his mouth: Ahh
Rubbing his little nose, "This chicken farm is too smelly, and the delicate little fairy won't get into it if she is killed!" ”
Ye Liuchen nodded, "That's right, the little fairy will never take a step!" ”
In the chicken farm, the actors who forcibly added drama discussed a plan to kill the second-order zombies, not forgetting to dig up the crystal nucleus in the zombies' heads.
As a disciple of the delicate boss, it is natural to learn the delicate habits of the boss.
First of all, take out a pink towel and tie it to your chest, make a solemn oath, put on disposable gloves, put the crystal nucleus in front of you in an elegant manner, take out a bottle of mineral water, wash the crystal nucleus with sweet and clear spring water, gently wipe the water droplets on it, lick it, and declare your ownership.
"Gross-" The smell of the zombie smell of the fog grass!
If Ye Xinhuan was here, she would definitely say hehe, the hundreds of sets of disinfection equipment in her space are not for fun!
Finally arrived at the chicken farm, and several people gasped when they saw the scene in front of them.
"Run?" The chickens whispered in a trembling voice.
The dogs swallowed, "If you don't run now, when will you stay?" ”
"Ahh
Ye Xinhuan heard the voice, looked out of the car, and after waiting for a while, he saw eight people and one rat running wildly, followed by a group of mutant chickens scattered with flowers and running.
Ye Xinhuan: ......
How many eggs did you steal and didn't give money, and provoked so many chickens?