Tell a joke?

Yang Luming was stunned, he looked at Lu Houliang beside him, and saw that the other party was also helpless.

But it doesn't matter, there is no delay or not. There's no better way to do it anyway until it's dealt with below to be fit for a recharge.

Luck was terrible. This Zhang Shuaifeng is actually good at using the wind, and now he can't even use a bow and arrow.

Thinking of this, Yang Luming was a little worried. So far, they haven't used even a single piece of rune paper. This point, the courtyard may not have time to take care of now, but as long as someone escapes, they will definitely be pulled by the courtyard and the underworld, and they will continue to review and not miss any details. Then when the time comes, the courtyard will find out.

I remember that Nie Feng had news that after Sanyu fought with Tang Wei and he fought with Zhao Zhuren, he vaguely mentioned this matter in the post-war summary of the courtyard. It's just that I couldn't reach a conclusion at the time, after all, those two encounters were very short.

But this time is different, there is such a bloody battle on both sides, and there is not even a talisman on his side, and the inner courtyard will definitely have some guesses.

After Nie Feng handed over the news, he did take it seriously, but the time was too short, and he didn't have time to make arrangements at all.

Hey, what they are good at in this vein is decision. Even His Majesty scoffed at the use of talisman paper, believing that it was just a weak person who was not confident in himself, so he drew talismans in advance.

In fact, this point cannot be said to be extreme. After all, even if they are as strong as the courtyard, can't those anti-heaven charms only be condensed in the void or pinched? After so many years, haven't you found a material that can carry huge spiritual power? If you want to forcibly mix metaphysics and science, there are some places where you can, but there are some things that you can't force on. In fact, if the Inner Court can realize this, I believe they should also be able to realize that this truth is also applied to medicine and witchcraft.

It's just that the speed of their scientific and technological development is too fast, and even the courtyard relies on science from the bottom of their hearts. Of course, science is indeed convenient, and I have already written to His Majesty, and I will pay more attention to science, but there are too many things to consider here, and energy restrictions alone will make them stuck, and many scientific and technological products have lost the prerequisites for practicality.

"Dean Zhang, please speak."

The witch doctors were very fast, and I believe that in another three to five minutes, they will be able to fill in the bottom two horizontal lines of the word "Tian". And they're smart enough to fill in a part, as long as they can get everyone through quickly. Anyway, there are still two ravines behind, and it is not suitable for speeding up the charge at the moment.

Zhang Shuaifeng said: "This is a widely circulated joke, if Yang Guoshi has heard it, please don't interrupt." He said that there was such a student, and on the first day he went to class, the teacher taught him to write. The teacher first taught the word 'one' and then used chalk to ...... on the blackboard."

"Chalk? Blackboard? Yang Luming interrupted.

Zhang Shuaifeng thought for a moment and changed his words: "Okay, let's put it another way." So he wrote a horizontal line on the paper with a pen. The student said he remembered. Then the teacher wrote two more horizontal lines and told him that this was the word 'two', and then the teacher began to teach him how to write the word 'three', and the student volunteered to draw three horizontal lines on the paper. The teacher was very satisfied and thought that he was a fast learner and clever enough, so he was ready to teach him how to write the word 'four'. At this point, the student said, 'No, I know. So, he drew four horizontal lines directly on the paper. That's it. ”

There was silence on the battlefield, and no one laughed.

On the side of the courtyard, firstly, because everyone is very tired, secondly, everyone has heard this joke for a long time, and thirdly, it may be because in today's society, there are many jokes, and everyone generally has a high level of laughter. Yan Jun and Black and White Impermanence and others in the underworld didn't understand it at all. In their cognition, 'one, two, three' is all traditional characters, not written like this.

As for the bereaved side, the sergeants and witch doctors are all on guard, and it is estimated that no one has the heart to listen to Zhang Shuaifeng's jokes, and the only ones who are listening are Yang Luming and Lu Houliang.

Yang Luming pondered for a moment and asked rhetorically: "Dean Zhang, forgive me for being stupid, I didn't hear what was funny about this joke." If you insist on saying it, it can only be said that this student is a little disrespectful to the teacher. ”

Zhang Shuaifeng was helpless, if this joke needed to be explained by the person who told the joke, it would basically not be funny.

"The word 'four', draw four horizontals!"

Yang Luming was puzzled: "Isn't it?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the battlefield became even quieter.

Yang Luming found that the people in the courtyard looked at him a little strangely.

Zhang Shuaifeng waved his hand and said, "Forget it, it's just a shallow learner, so Yang Guoshi laughs." ”

Yang Luming thought that Zhang Shuaifeng had something else to say, and said, "Dean Zhang might as well have something to say." ”

Zhang Shuaifeng smiled: "Originally, I thought that you would make them stop when you heard this joke." ”

Yang Luming thought for a while, then understood, and said, "That's what it means...... It seems that Dean Zhang also wants to save some spiritual power to deal with the heavenly thunder array behind. ”

Zhang Shuaifeng said: "It's okay, I'm the student who thinks I'm smart." ”

After saying that, two more whips were swung down, and two huge wounds were cut on the ground again.

The witch doctors looked at this scene and felt a little desperate.

Fill in the back, Zhang Shuaifeng in the front, when is it a head.

"Speed up the formation! Use the Sky Thunder! Consume him! ”

Seeing this, Yang Luming immediately ordered.

As soon as the thunder array came out, the courtyard could only be carried by Zhang Shuaifeng.

The people in the underworld couldn't help at all.

This is completely different from the thunder that King Chu Jiang led down just now.

The previous situation of King Chu Jiang was because he knew that the thunder robbery was aimed at himself, so he only needed to move forward quickly.

But the Heavenly Thunder Array on his side is different, and the choice of targets is more flexible.

I attacked the people in the inner courtyard, do you King Chujiang still dare to help him hard-hit?

The people who set up the remnants immediately increased their speed, and thunderclouds began to gather in the sky, and the darkness made the sky a little darker.

"It's on par with June......"

Zhang Shuaifeng was already in mid-air, and he naturally saw it more realistically, and sighed from the bottom of his heart.

He shrugged, no way.

With this dragon whip, he held back the enemy's onslaught. But now, the other party also has to be courteous. Since bows and arrows are useless, then only the heavenly thunder beckons.

I can only be led by the nose......

He wielded the dragon whip again, and infused it with more spiritual power.

The wind dragon that rushed straight into the sky was like a bamboo, rushing left and right, tearing the thunderclouds apart.

"Come again. Witch Doctor, keep tidying up the battlefield! Yang Luming said lightly.

In less than a minute, above the sky, thunderclouds began to float above the heads of everyone in the courtyard with lightning again.

Zhang Shuaifeng had no choice but to continue to drive the wind and destroy the thunderclouds.

But it can be seen that this time the dragon whip has begun to show a weak state.

He knew that he might be able to destroy the thundercloud one more time, but he couldn't do it anymore to attack the ground.

So, Zhang Shuaifeng slowly fell back to the ground, knelt on one knee, and gasped for breath.

After all, he had swung the dragon whip more than a dozen times by now.

He took out the natal blood talisman, returned one of them to Zhong Eryuan, looked at her white thighs and said, "You're inside, won't you?" ”

Zhong Eryuan was still resting cross-legged, and said, "You can try to use your spiritual sense to come and investigate." ”

"Forget it, don't dare to ......"

After speaking, he sat down and said, "Listen, everyone, I can handle this thundercloud at most once." So then, I don't know what to do. If you say...... Depend on! ”

In the middle of his sentence, he reluctantly stood up, and swung his sword in the air a few times, and all the incoming bows and arrows were blown out of sight, and fell to the ground weakly.

"Forgot, since the Heavenly Thunder Array can be used to allow Dean Zhang to move, then presumably the bow and arrow can still be used, right?"

Yang Luming said with a smile.

"Again." Zhang Shuaifeng stood up straight, pointing forward with a long knife.

Only at this time, the tip of the knife has no wind.

"I'm a little curious, is Dean Zhang planning to fight to the death and not retreat?" Yang Luming seemed to feel that he had won the battle. He could see that if Zhang Shuaifeng still wanted to shelter everyone, he was already a little reluctant.

"You're talking a bit too much nonsense." Zhang Shuai said.

"No, Dean Zhang misunderstood. If Dean Zhang plans to fight to the death and not retreat, then Your Excellency's knife, the old man may take it away. The old man just wanted to inquire what its name was, so as not to fall into its name in the future. Yang Luming said with a smile.

"Qingping's end." Zhang Shuaifeng showed a sudden expression.

"The wind rises at the end of Qingping, good name. For Dean Zhang, this name is not masculine enough and feminine. Yang Luming stroked the beard on his chin.

"I don't even know how to write the word 'four', so what qualifications do I have to comment on this. Hey, Eryuan, he said your sword, the name is not good. Zhang Shuai said.

Zhong Eryuan said: "Then you help me kill him." ”

"It's a bit difficult. You know that I am a person, and I am different from ordinary big pig's trotters, and I will do what I say. ”

He walked to Zhong Eryuan's side, sat down next to her, and returned Qingping to others.

"The fragrance on your body is gone, and the clothes you are wearing have covered the body fragrance of my family's Eryuan!"

An eerie voice came with a little depression: "Dean...... It's my ......."

Zhang Shuaifeng turned his head and saw the soul of a doctor from the Fifth Hospital standing on the side of the ghost, and he looked a little embarrassed.

"Out of breath! I didn't scold you! If you die in battle, you will die in battle! Playing like this, you're already very good! ”

The doctor's soul was relieved, burrowed into Yan Jun's body, and disappeared.

It seems that he stayed here for so long, just to explain to his own dean that they are not waste.

Yang Luming raised his head and saw that the third thundercloud had formed, so he beckoned and ordered the archers to prepare to attack at the same time.

"I'll just say, I don't know if the old man has the honor to ask Dean Zhang's sword name?" Yang Luming said.

"Ask the name of the knife? Why don't you come and learn it? ”

"Dean Zhang doesn't need to provoke me, look over there." Yang Luming pointed.

Next to the archers' positions, I don't know when, eight bed crossbows have been erected, and on each bed crossbow, five heavy crossbows are erected. The heavy crossbow as thick as the mouth of the bowl, the aura flashed, and it was all aimed at the mouth of the passage.

I believe that as long as reinforcements come in, whether it is a person or a spirit body, these cannonball-like sharp weapons will come in a roar.

"I can't do it, Eryuan, you can't always move as a man, it's your turn to move." Zhang Shuaifeng looked at the dense black dots, began to fly from a distance, and exited.

"You're annoying!" Zhong Eryuan stood up, took out a knife from his chest, carefully wiped the blood on it, and condensed the long knife.

Zhang Shuaifeng looked at this back that looked very graceful even under the cover of the white coat, and shouted: "Hey! No matter how long-lasting a man is, there are times when he is tired! As the vice president, shouldn't you do it yourself? ”

In an instant, it rained heavily on the thunderclouds formed by the condensation of the bereaved people.

Most of the arrows were slapped on the ground before they were halfway flying.

And as the heavy rain fell, the thunderclouds in the sky had to fade a little.

"Apricot blossom rain." Zhong Eryuan raised his chin and said provocatively at Yang Luming.

Yang Luming was not annoyed, and muttered: "Apricot blossom rain...... Good name, it seems that Dean Zhong is from the water system. ”

"Illiterate!" Zhong Eryuan snorted softly.

Suddenly, all the raindrops suddenly changed direction, and they actually began to fly sideways, smashing straight towards Yang Luming and the archers behind him.

It's also windy!?

Yang Luming didn't dare to be careless.

The rain was the size of peanuts, and with this terrifying speed, he really didn't dare to take it hard before he figured out the details, let alone gamble with the ordinary sergeant behind him. had to work with Lu Hou Liang to directly cover a spiritual power barrier in mid-air.

A crackling sound came.

The branches and vines that had been born earlier had all been destroyed by the rainstorm.

In addition to bombarding the positions of the archers, the raindrops began to shoot from the bottom up, towards the thunderclouds in the sky.

The thunderclouds were poked into a thousand holes, and the lightning cruising in them gradually disappeared.

"The clothes want to wet the apricot blossom rain, and the willow wind is not cold! The old lady is also windy! Remember, Yang Guoshi! It's not as simple as learning one, two, three, four! Zhang Shuaifeng saw that Zhong Eryuan was so competitive, and shouted in the back.

Chinese culture has a long history, and for ordinary bereaved people, even if they know this, they don't feel anything.

But for Yang Luming, a person who has walked out of the mountains and is constantly absorbing Chinese culture, this is tantamount to a slap in the face.

He does love Chinese culture very much and has read a lot of books, but in any case, there is no way to compare with these people who have been influenced by Chinese culture since childhood.

"Put!" Yang Luming said viciously.

There was a sharp whistling sound.

It was so fast that no one reacted.

The sound of heavy objects smashing into the dirt is endless!

Due to the heavy rain that had just fallen, the ground was muddy and there were bursts of mud.

Yang Luming was annoyed and angry, and directly ordered and launched a heavy crossbow!

Because of its great power and speed, heavy crossbows inevitably require the sacrifice of accuracy.

So usually, it's used for salvos, and it can't be aimed at a specific person.

It is estimated that he also wants to use this to hit Zhang Shuaifeng's arrogance.

Zhang Shuaifeng quickly stood up and checked the people around him to see if they were injured. After all, these are forty heavy crossbows, and once they are hit, they will either die on the spot, or they will have their hands and feet cut off.

"Dean, your apricot blossom rain ......," a voice came.

"You take it first, pay attention to saving spiritual power, if it is a cold arrow sneak attack, rely on your body method to dodge!" Zhang Shuaifeng ran to Wang Xi's side and looked at this frightened young man.

However, he and Ying Ying still have a little luck to teach, and the heavy crossbow is 108,000 miles away from them.

"Okay, I'll try to ......," Zhong Eryuan's voice came again, but his voice became even lower.

Zhang Shuaifeng slowly turned around, looked at the scene in front of him, and opened his mouth wide.

Zhong Eryuan knelt on the ground, and a three-meter-long heavy crossbow pierced through the middle of her lower abdomen, nailing her to the ground.

"The !! of the Orrah"

Zhang Shuaifeng's eyes instantly turned red, flashed to her side, and cut off the crossbow arrow with one hand, holding Zhong Eryuan into his arms.

The doctors from the Fifth Hospital, including Wang Xi, also surrounded them.

"It's okay, it's okay. Come on, put on more clothes, don't be looked at by these perverts......"

Zhang Shuaifeng hurriedly took off his white coat and draped it on Zhong Eryuan's body.

"Hold on, it'll be good soon, and it'll be over soon. Fast! Fast! A few of you, hurry up and drag Dean Zhong back, hurry up! ”

Zhang Shuaifeng shouted to Wang Xi.

Wang Xi didn't say much, he immediately walked over, and with one hand, he cut off the crossbow arrow in front of Zhong Eryuan's abdomen, and then picked up Zhong Eryuan with the princess's hug, and rushed towards the passage.

"Yang Luming! I'll kill you! ”

Zhang Shuaifeng roared angrily, and then rode away and rushed forward.

"Big Pig's Trotters ......"

Zhong Eryuan's hand drooped, and the apricot blossom rain fell from her fingertips and stuck on the ground.

The rain stopped......