CHAPTER XXXVI

Yu Xie let go of his hand, covered him with a blanket, made a look of indifference, and said, "In two days, when your yard is cleaned up, you will move there." "Actually, she was supposed to move out today, but she made a mistake for a while. Now that I think about it, it's still the most wonderful feeling to occupy a big bed alone, with a stranger lying together, regardless of age, and finally feel that my territory has been invaded. Hey...... "The West Cross Courtyard is not far from the courtyard where the morning class is done, but it is also quite convenient." "That's true." I'm also going to learn spells these days, I'm afraid I don't have time to take care of you, I'll ask Ah Yue to help. "Even if she doesn't learn spells, she doesn't take the initiative to take care of it when she has time...... Not to mention special cases. "Well, if there's anything you can tell those puppet minions, they're still very useful as long as they're within their means." It's definitely from her experience!

After such a verbosity, this little ghost did not refute a word. From one point of view, it's a bit dreary, but for Yuxie, it's very desirable. Yu Xie slowly came to his senses and began to take the time to reflect on himself. To be honest, this little ghost's identity is placed there, and he is destined to not have an ordinary life. I wonder if I can stay here for a long time? So shouldn't she take advantage of this time to take good care of him?

"Thank you, Auntie."

Yu Xie's body was shocked, his eyes widened, he lay on his side, pointed to his nose in disbelief, and roared: "Little ghost, what do you call me?" ”

Cen Biqing was silent, "...... Aunt. ”

"You call me Auntie?" Yu Xie's peaceful facial expression was on the verge of cracking, how could a young woman with such a pure and beautiful woman and perfect intellectual beauty be an aunt?!

She couldn't help but roar wildly, "You actually call me Auntie?" Who told you to call me Auntie?! Who is it? Who is it? ”

This crazy appearance was stunned, and Xiao Cen Biqing, who had always been calm, was inevitably shocked, and even obediently explained: "...... My mother. ”

She can't deal with a dead monster!

Yu was silent for a moment, "I'm so young and beautiful, my aunt or something is really unworthy of me." Don't call me Auntie in the future, okay? ”

"You are of a higher rank than my mother."

Yu Xie touched his head and persuaded him earnestly: "Be good, don't listen to your mother, don't call me aunt in the future, call me sister." Generations or something, it's all floating clouds. I don't care, and you don't care too much, you know? ”

There was silence over there.

Yu Xie tugged at the corners of his mouth, coaxed with a shy face and a dreamlike voice: "Call Sister to listen." ”

Silent.

"Call my sister!"

Silence continues.

The corners of Yu Xie's eyes twitched, and he raised his voice and asked, "Am I that old?" Why don't you call me sister? Why? ”

“…… You're older than my mother. ”

The rain broke and burst into tears: "...... You can understand that I am more mature and beautiful than your mother. ”

Silence.

Yu Xie threatened subtly: "Don't force me, call me sister quickly!" If you don't call ...... I'll ......," she thought to herself, "if you don't tell me to tickle you!" ”

This level of threat is too weak, well.

Is this the legendary enemy who is strong and I am strong, and the enemy who is weak and I am weak? Why is she so weak when she first meets a little doll?

This little ghost ignores her, so will she pounce on it or not?

That's a problem.

Yu Xie thought about it for a long time, and finally silently stretched out a paw to Cen Biqing's waist, flexed his fingers, and scratched the soft meat so technically. Since becoming a snake demon, her waist has been extremely sensitive after turning into a human form, and it is almost untouchable. As soon as I touched her, it was so itchy that her whole body went soft, and she didn't even have the strength to scream after a few times.

Of course, only Ah Yue knows this.

Fortunately, Ah Yue's character is excellent and trustworthy, and she will not hold on to her weakness.

But because of this, Yu Xie wonders if all snake demons have such a hard injury? It was she who chose to tickle this way of feeling. Tickle or something, although it is not lethal at all, but if you really scratch it, it will really make people want to die.

……

Cen Biqing did not react.

She scratched a few more times unwillingly, "Aren't you itchy?" ”

Still no response.

Yu Xie's heart was filled with depression, is her fear of itching just a special case? But it's really not good to use violent means against such a child! Instead of violence, people adopt an uncooperative attitude! How embarrassing is this? She hugged her head speechlessly, and quickly retracted her hand, ignoring Cen Biqing's almost negligible slight stiffness when she tickled him just now, and she undoubtedly thought that this little ghost was not afraid of itching by nature, and she didn't even have the slightest suspicion.

As everyone knows, he is not afraid of itching at all - he is probably the snake demon who is most afraid of itching in the world besides her, but he is used to pretending!

Many years later, Yu Xi inadvertently learned the secret from his child's mother, and knew that this child's thin and cold temperament would be tickled and his jade cheeks would be red, and even a pair of eyes that had always been cold would be foggy, and after becoming unprincipled, there was a sigh in addition to laughter.

……

However, at this time, the night was already deep, and Yu Xie regretted that he did not become the first person to discover this secret, but because Jiang Lang was exhausted, he was very troubled, and fell into the predicament of being called an aunt. After some struggle to no avail, he had to choose to take a step back, raising his hands and reluctantly compromised: "Okay, whatever you call it, you are not allowed to call me aunt anyway." ”

The corners of Cen Biqing's lips moved, and after a long time, she finally spoke: "The rain rests." "Calling this name out of a child's soft and sweet mouth has a strange feeling somehow.

Yuxie's body was shocked, and a burst of chestnuts knocked over with great precision, pointing directly at the other party's white jade flawless forehead, and pretending to reprimand: "Do you understand respecting the old and loving the young?" Do you understand? Do you understand? It doesn't matter if you don't understand, the old lady will teach you. My lady is older than you, how can you call me by my name directly?! I know it by an honorific title, and I don't! Don't call me by name, do you? ”

Cen Biqing touched her red and swollen forehead, her eyes flickered: "What is that called?" ”

Yu Xie calmed down, looked at the moonlight, scratched his head, thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a compromise title: "Just call me aunt." ”

Cen Biqing: "......"

Looks like it's fine!

A good night's sleep.

When he woke up the next day, Yu Xie woke up from his sleep, only to find that he had a terrible old problem, and he actually crumpled Cen Biqing's little ghost as a blanket and sandwiched it between his legs and pressed it under him. The imp's face turned red, and two abnormal blushes appeared on his fair cheeks. His forehead was sweaty, his brows were furrowed, and he looked like he was sleeping unsteadily, as if he was having a nightmare.

The rain is embarrassing......

If she had been a fox, she would never have felt this weird sense of guilt. But it's this little ghost, especially because he was inexplicably angry and stubbornly stayed, Yu Xie felt that he was too ...... It's so inhumane!

When Ah Yue came, Yu Xi had already packed up. Cen Biqing sat obediently at the head of the bed, hanging her head, and there was a faint green shadow under her long eyebrows. After a glance at the rain, he calmly looked away and made a fugue appearance...... She didn't see anything, she didn't see anything, she didn't see anything. Ah Yue set up the breakfast and beckoned them to come over. When she saw the bruises under Cen Biqing's eyes, Ah Yue was a little surprised, "Qing'er didn't sleep well last night?" ”

Yuxie's body stiffened, shrunk his neck to make an ostrich shape, and buried his head in eating.

Cen Biqing held the spoon's fingers for a moment, raised her eyes, glanced at Yu Xi as if she had nothing, and then moved away without a trace, and said indifferently: "Well, I'm not used to it." The child's voice was soft and glutinous, with a little natural immaturity, very pleasant.

Even the coldness that has not changed is much more pleasing to the eye in Yu Xie's eyes.

Yu Xie said he was ashamed.

After sending Cen Biqing to the courtyard where the morning class was held, Yu Xie deliberately pulled Ah Yue to the corner to the side and asked quietly, "Ah Yue, is the house cleaned up?" ”

"What?"

Yu Xie was a little twisted: "Is Cen Biqing's little ghost's house cleaned up?" You know, it's a little inconvenient for him to sleep with me......"

Ah Yue was stunned for a moment, stupid: "The rain breaks you...... He's just a kid. ”

Yu Xie's face was black, and he couldn't help but punch him in the shoulder, "What are you thinking?!" Do I really look like one of those hungry monsters? Yesterday was just casual talk, you take it seriously. "Is her character so bad? Is...... It's distressing!

Ah Yue was beaten and took a step back, covering her shoulders and tilting her head with a confused face, "Why are you hungry?" ”

Ga?

Could it be that she misunderstood?

Yu touched his nose hesitantly, and the stalk was there, "Then what do you mean?" ”

"Qing'er, no matter how mature he is, he is just a child. Yu Xie, you are his elder, you can't bully him. ”

Rain break: "......"

She admits that she is not pure.

"The house is already packed, and you can always ask him to move in if you want. You don't have to worry about him not getting used to it, I'll give him the best minions. On weekdays, I and Zephyr take care of him, and I will not wronged him. ”

Yu Xie was jealous.

She hadn't even enjoyed this treatment in the first place!

"How does Yu Xie feel?"

What else?

Yu Xie made a happy look and clasped his hands to his chest: "Yes, that's great!" She shook her hands into fists, put them to her lips and coughed, and explained very seriously, "You know, I don't take care of the children, and I sleep at night...... It's not so good either. So, let him move in these days. She suddenly remembered something, "...... teach him spells."

"Don't worry, I'll teach him well."

Yu Xie rushed over directly, hugged his arm and shouted with a smile: "It's hard work!" Ah Yue is the best! ”

Ah Yue just smiled shyly.

Upstairs, the west wind opened the bead curtain, frowned and looked at the rain break, and snorted in disgust: "It's immoral!" ”

Yu Xie didn't care about him, gave him a blank look, and ignored it directly. The person who cares about this guy is the one who really can't get along with himself. No matter how this guy changes, even if his temper has subsided a lot now, he is not as disgusted as before, and the essence of the lack of beating cannot be changed after all. Even though the speech is not as bad as it used to be, it is still so indiscriminate between occasions and places.

Every time you come out and shake around, you are going to pull hatred points!

What's wrong with her intimacy with her brother? It's not an outsider...... In front of outsiders, she wants to be immoral, and she will not allow the reserve in her bones!

After saying goodbye to Ah Yue, Yu Xie didn't dare to delay any longer, and ran non-stop to the courtyard where the golden cicada temporarily lived. After all, she is not idle, and she also promised her uncle to learn spells. Uncle Shi's mana is coveted, and if she can really learn some, it will be enough for her to wake up from her dream with a smile. In the future, if you accidentally get into trouble again, you will finally have the bottom in your heart. Because of this, Yu Xie has a lot of enthusiasm and freshness about it, but he doesn't feel reluctant.

The rain broke all the way and hurried slowly, eager to put on his wings and fly over immediately. If it weren't for the fear of wasting demonic power and the time was too late, she would probably choose to drive the clouds directly. I still thought in my heart that it was too unkind to be late for the first day. A kind girl like her must not do such unkind things!

If she knew what was waiting for her, she would never think so now.

What is not kind, life is in front, and anything unkind is a floating cloud!

When the rain break arrived, the golden cicada was already sitting in the courtyard making tea. When he saw her, he didn't even raise his head: "It's here." ”

Yu Xie obediently clubbed to the side, lowered his eyebrows and agreed: "Hmm." ”

The golden cicada lifted the freshly brewed tea and poured it into the bamboo carved teacup, and the fragrance of the tea instantly overflowed. With a slight movement of his wrist, he swept it again, and splashed the green tea outside the pavilion, and his movements flowed smoothly without hindrance. He put another cup of new tea into the cup, and then looked up at her: "Since you're here, let's start." ”

The momentum was too strong, Yu Xie shrank his neck, subconsciously took a low posture, and responded glutinously: "Yes." ”

As soon as the golden cicada waved his sleeves, a golden oracle bone text appeared in the air, "Give you a cup of tea, write it down." ”

Yu Xie didn't expect Jin Chanzi to make such a move, and looked up at the text the same size as the floor-to-ceiling screen on all four sides in a daze, "Uncle Shi, this is ...... Could it be too much? ”

The golden cicada hooked her lips and smiled: "Half a cup of tea." ”

Yu Xie's eyes widened in surprise, and he hurriedly grabbed Bai and said, "Uncle Shi, this ......"

Jin Chanzi smiled more and more kindly, "But it's still too long?" ”

Yu Xie immediately stood upright, raised his head and raised his stomach and said loudly: "Uncle Shi, I was wrong!" ”

Jin Chanzi retracted his gaze with satisfaction: "It's good to know that you are wrong." He comfortably picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea elegantly, "Time is not much, shorthand." ”

Yu Xie didn't dare to say much, for fear that this uncle would shorten her time again, so she had to bend her neck and try to write down the long text.

…… Black...... Sky...... What shape? What heart? What transmogrification? What has changed? What is this?

Nima is just an ordinary trick, why is it so complicated?! It's not scientific!

I don't even recognize all the words of Nima! Remember the yarn! Flip the table!

……

The time of half a cup of tea passed quickly, and the golden cicada put down the teacup, and the golden word in the air instantly dissipated without a trace. Glancing at Yu Xie's extremely annoyed and extremely entangled expression, the corners of his lips unconsciously outlined a shallow arc, and he opened his mouth to ask, "Can you remember the trick?" ”

The rain was embarrassed and embarrassed, and I couldn't be embarrassed anymore, so I finally chose to answer realistically: "...... It's too long to remember it all. "I was beating the drum in my heart, and this uncle seemed to be playing for real. Will she be miserable then?

"Oh?" He said lightly, no anger or anger, no expression at all, and his tone was light, "How much do you remember?" ”

Yu thought about it and thought about it, and thought about it, and hovered between exaggerating the facts and pretending to be pitiful, and finally weakly stretched out a finger: "...... About, about half. ”

She was apprehensive in her heart, but she didn't expect that the golden cicada only raised her eyebrows slightly, and her slanted eyebrows and sideburns brought a little indescribable taste, and the golden characters reappeared in the air between the waves of her sleeves. A deep voice sounded: "Since I haven't memorized everything, let's remember it again." ”

"Huh?"

Jin Cicada didn't look at her, and played with the bamboo carved teacup in her hand, and her fingers could be rubbed to a warm and smooth, and her fingertips held a large piece of prosperous butterfly love flowers, "Give you half a cup of tea again, can you remember?" ”

What's going on with this faintly threatening tone?

Yu Xie gritted his teeth and was driven to the shelves: "Remember all!" ”

Keep it up and keep it up!

She hasn't worked so hard for more than 7,000 years?!

……

It's half a cup of tea again, and time can't be left in a hurry.

Jin Cicada added another cup of tea for herself, lowered her eyebrows and sniffed lightly to remove the big golden characters, "I can remember it all." ”

It's a statement, not a question.

Yu Xie nodded stubbornly and said, "It's almost ......" is weird!

The golden cicada glanced at her, the corners of her lips hooked up a playful smile, and she pinched down a bamboo leaf that probed into the pavilion, and with a flick of her fingertips, the green bamboo leaf fell into Yu Xie's hand, "Concentrate your energy, recite the magic trick silently, and turn it into white jade." ”

It's as magical as turning a stone into gold! If it weren't for the fact that she was in this bizarre and demonic world, she would have to use scientific theories to smash this nonsense-ridden guy to death! How do Nima bamboo leaves turn into white jade! Give you a pillow and go dream elsewhere!

But now she is in such a magical world, so she can only remember the mantra carefully before she remembers it, and she works very hard to concentrate!

Moments later......

The golden cicada's gaze fell on the bamboo leaves that had not changed in the palm of Yuxie's hand from beginning to end, "...... Are you really focused? ”

Yu Xie looked at the sky with uncertainty, hey...... The moon is so big! "Really ......", right?

"Try again."

Yuxiu closes his eyes: once again try very hard to concentrate!!

The bamboo leaves slowly changed, and in the eyes of Yu Xie's surprise, they turned into a ...... Sand?

It's almost invisible, but it succeeded, didn't it?!

Jin Cicada calmly removed her eyes and coldly ordered: "If you can't start from the beginning, try again." ”

I felt a basin of cold water pour on my head, and the rain took a break to clean up my mood: once again I worked very hard to concentrate!!

The palms of his hands began to warm up. Yu Xie's heart was overjoyed, and he quickly pressed it down, and worked very hard to concentrate! In an instant, I only felt a weight on my hand, and the whole person leaned forward in the rain.

With a flash of white light, the golden cicada instantly moved out of the pavilion and appeared on Yuxie's side, grabbed her waist in time, and took over Yuxie's change with her long arms...... Boulder, looking at it for a long time, muttered: "This trick is not right, let you turn white jade, you actually turned a stubborn stone?" ”

“…… A momentary mistake. ”

Jin Cicada let go of her slender waist and handed the huge and strange-shaped stone into Yu Xie's hand, "Try again." ”

“……”

Uncle Shi, I want to complain about your abuse of rare animals!