Chapter 65

It's truly a magical country.

If it were in the human world, she might have scared away a lot of people with her current identity as a monster, and then she would be chased by a lot of Taoist priests behind her ass. And now, her identity has long been a tacit thing in the hearts of these people, but there is no movement. If you have to say that there is one - does it count as a crowd of people coming to watch her every day?

"This is the legendary youkai? It's really amazing, and you can really become like us! The demon beasts I raise can't do that! Our Majesty is so powerful that even youkai can be subdued...... Pull pull pull pull. "Toned harem woman number one.

- When was she submitted, how did she not know?!

"Look, she's so small! I don't think I'm as tall as I am...... Breasts aren't as big as mine! Do all youkai look like this? Pull pull pull pull. "A more toned harem woman number two.

- Nima, she's still small, that's because you're too big?! Who would dare to compete with your football-like boobs? Forgive her for holding her off! Aren't you really tired when you walk?

"You say she can't eat people, right? Will we be in danger? Do you want to find a witch doctor for some protection? Pull pull pull pull. "A more and more toned harem woman number three.

- Is it really good to say that to youkai?!

"Our Majesty put her in this Juxian Palace, because he took a fancy to her and wanted to accept her, right? I heard that the monsters will be the evil art of collecting yang and replenishing yin, and I don't know if our majesty can eat it? ”

- Rain break: "O__O\ sun."

Xiao Guiren is smart and smart, and he moved a small table for her next to the chaise longue. Within easy reach, there are melon seed cakes and a painted book.

Yu Xie hesitated and hesitated, but decided not to tell him one thing - she really didn't know the writing of your country!

She rolled over, adjusted her posture, pulled the fox fur under her chin, and said, "Do you have to stand next to me like a god while I'm basking in the sun?" ”

Xiao Gui didn't squint, and said righteously: "I was sent by His Majesty to protect the girl!" Your Majesty has instructed me to follow the girl by my side, and I must not let her be left alone. ”

Yu Xie wanted to throw his tail over and hit him seriously and failed. However, it seems that except for this little attendant who is missing a tendon in his head who dares to take care of a monster so boldly, the other attendants are either trembling and looking useless when they see her, or they can't stop the curiosity and surprise of a useless look. In this way, this guy seems to be the most promising. Yu Xie sighed helplessly: "Don't you let me be alone when I take a bath?" Do you want to take a mandarin duck bath with me? ”

Xiao Gui's pink face instantly turned completely red. "Auntie...... Girl, you ...... How do you ...... How...... Say...... Say...... This...... This...... Speech! ”

It was really not easy to listen to him finish this sentence.

Yu Xie was even more helpless: "It's okay if you want to take a bath with me, but if you don't want me to be alone, it's okay...... But! She suddenly raised a solemn face, and her expression was so solemn that the little squire straightened his back suddenly.

"What...... What the? ”

Yu Xie took a deep breath and said expressionlessly: "Little Guizi, can you please let me go?" You're blocking my sunshine!! ”

Xiao Gui: "(⊙o⊙)..."It doesn't seem appropriate to say this kind of thing with this expression and tone, right?!

After knocking a few handfuls of melon seeds, my mouth is a little thirsty. Xiao Gui knew how to look at her and handed her a cup of fragrant tea. Yuxi took a sip, his stomach warmed up, and when he was interested, he began to ask about the cultural environment of this place. I don't know, I was shocked when I asked, "Is your place half a year winter and half a summer?" Doesn't it come with transitions? "It's all the season she hates...... This place is too unsuitable for youkai to live in!

Xiao Gui's eyes were full of vague contempt, and his expression was extremely arrogant: "My Xuangu Country is located on the bank of the Rongshui River, the northernmost part of the Great Wilderness, and this seasonal distribution is an inevitable result. ”

Yuxi looked at the sky sadly: "...... So when will this winter end? How long will it be before it snows without snow? ”

"The girl is afraid of the cold, isn't she?"

"I thought I was already acting obvious."

"It's obvious—it's the first time I've seen a youkai so afraid of the cold."

Yu Xie complained coldly: "How many monsters have you seen?" ”

Xiao Gui's pink face suddenly turned red: "One ...... a. ”

Yu Xie showed a clear expression, and after a look of contempt in his eyes, he said slowly: "Anyway, we talked about it, and you haven't answered my question yet." ”

“…… Don't worry, it's March, and it won't snow so often in April. Summer will begin in mid-May. ”

"Two months to go." The rain sighed softly.

Xiao Gui's ears were sharp, and he heard the unusual meaning of her words, and asked tentatively, "Is the girl waiting for summer?" ”

"yes." Yu Xie replied casually, her injuries are now six or seven percent better, and it's time to go. If it weren't for the fact that this winter was always over, she was afraid that the old injury would recur after getting cold, and she would have left long ago.

"What is the girl waiting for the summer?"

Yu Xie glanced at her casually, "Needless to say, of course it's to go home." ”

Xiao Gui was dumbfounded: "Girl, ...... you You're leaving? ”

Yu Xie raised his eyebrows strangely: "This is strange? My family isn't here in the first place, isn't it a matter of course to go back? Don't you think you take it for granted that you go home? ”

"Yes...... But ......"

"But what?"

Xiao Gui's face turned red, and then he held back a sentence: "Isn't the girl going to stay and be a concubine for our Majesty?" How can you still think about going home! ”

I'm embarrassed!

Yu Xie: "Who told you that I was going to be your emperor's little wife?!" ”

Given that Yu Xie's face was too dark at this time, Xiao Gui was a little trembling, swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and said, "That's what everyone said!" ”

"Everyone?!" Yu Xie's voice was raised, then suddenly lowered, and tended to flatten: "The rumors stop at the wise, you will believe it so, you can only say that you are not very smart...... Oh, no, it's stupid. ”

Xiao Gui: "......", why is this still a personal attack?

Yuxi poured a sip of tea to moisten his throat and eyes, "Besides, I'm a monster......"

"Your Majesty will not dislike you!" Xiao Gui comforted affectionately.

"Poof...... cough cough cough cough ...... Ahem...... cough cough. ”

"Girl, are you alright? Girl, are you alright? Girl, why are you so stupid that you can even choke on a sip of tea? Girl, don't you monsters drink tea? The most important point is-" It's a pity that this good fox fur ...... It was His Majesty himself! He used the hem of his clothes to wipe the place that was wet with a sip of tea during the rain, and he almost shed two tears of sadness.

Yuxie's fists clenched and gurgled: "...... Shut up! ”

Xiao Gui: "o(>_<)o"

Yuxi stroked it casually, and with a cleansing spell, the water traces on the fox fur disappeared and were as neat as ever. She also likes this white fox fur, it is easy to use and comfortable, so she is naturally reluctant to waste it like this. As soon as I looked up, I saw Xiao Gui looking at her with starry eyes, which were full of words such as "The girl is so good, the girl is so powerful, the girl is so wonderful, the girl is so heroic".

Yu Xie raised his forehead: "For that topic just now, Xiao Guizi, I think it is necessary for me to tell you clearly, I am a monster ......" A burst of chestnuts stopped Xiao Guizi from blurting out words of comfort, Yu Xie withdrew his fingers and continued to say gracefully: "It's not a question of whether your majesty dislikes me or not, but a problem that I don't look down on mortals!" Got it? In an instant, the aura was full of aura, and the murderous aura was awe-inspiring.

Xiao Gui trembled and shuddered: "Understood...... Got it. Can...... But ......"

"But what?" Yu Xie rolled his eyes, "In the eyes of our monsters, you mortals are just a pot of meat and vegetables...... Do you think I might be married to a pot of meat dishes?! You may not understand this, so I ask you, can you marry a pig as a wife? ”

Xiao Gui was dumbfounded: "How can this be ......?"

"That's right." Yu Xie instructed him to think according to his own train of thought, "A pig is a pot of vegetables in the eyes of you mortals, and you mortals are also a pot of vegetables in the eyes of us monsters, this is the same. In the same way, you can't marry a sow as a wife, and I certainly can't marry a boar as a wife. This principle is also universal. Do you understand it now? ”

Xiao Gui directly turned into mosquito coil eyes, stupid: "......"

Yu Xie slapped him on the head and directly beat him to a stagger, "To put it more bluntly, you mortals are exactly the same as pigs in the eyes of you mortals." To put it bluntly, you mortals are a pig...... Do you understand this time? ”

Xiao Gui covered his head with tears in his eyes: "Understood...... Got it. But why is this logic? How did their good man become a pig?

This is not scientific!

Yu Xie withdrew his hand with satisfaction, "It's good to understand...... Discussing this question of whether or not to marry a pig affects my appetite. I've made it so clear, if you still bring up this question, then you are too cruel, too ruthless, too annoying, too unreasonable. Don't mention it again, you know! ”

Xiao Gui burst into tears: "I know ......"

……

The two of them were fighting here, and no one noticed that there was a dark corner of clothes floating outside the courtyard.