Chapter 640 Eva's Porridge Offensive
2nd Update)
Ling Feng slept very deeply this night, in a daze, he seemed to feel a pair of delicate and tender hands constantly pressing back and forth on his body, it was a pair of gentle hands, even in his sleep Ling Feng could feel the warmth, these hands reminded him of Ahri, Su Xiaoqi, Yu Wanru, and even the crimson smoke that had not been connected for a long time appeared in his dream.
Ling Feng seemed to have a happy dream, because he woke up with a smile, the moment his eyes opened, the first thing Ling Feng smelled was a pungent meat~ fragrant, it was a very strong taste, it was a taste of food, this taste was almost comparable to Ma Sanshi's craftsmanship, Ling Feng's brain was sluggish for a few seconds, could it be that he hadn't woken up in a dream, even classmate Ma had dreamed of it?
"Why don't you wake up, do you still need someone to wait for you to change your clothes?" The faint voice came from not far away, it was a woman's voice, crisp and pleasant, people couldn't help but have a happy mood, but for Ling Feng, this voice undoubtedly pulled him from heaven to hell.
"Why are you still here?" Ling Feng's first reaction was to sit up quickly, the blood stains on his body were cleaned up, and the bandages were also tied up beautifully, and Ling Feng did not have a little sweat and muddy feeling, obviously his body was also wiped over, Eva leaned on the screen shelf with his arms in his arms, Yu Ling Feng was only two steps away, and the curvy body leaned there even more intriguingly, the long black hair was not coiled up, but vertically down, just simply tied up with a wooden hairpin that didn't look very expensive.
Eva's hair is no different from that of a human woman, the same hangs a little below the shoulders, not too long, but not short, white ~ pink ~ tender complexion is pleasing to the eye at any time, Ling Feng swallowed a mouthful of spit, sat on the bed ~ frowned.
"If I leave, the place where you wake up will be the Nine Netherworld Reincarnation Division, not here, men are really ungrateful, and you are even worse!" Eva said through gritted teeth, Ling Feng grinned, scratched the back of his head and stretched, and then asked teasingly: "According to you, you have taken care of many men who have come back from the dead, this is to congratulate you, ordinary women rarely encounter such an experience once in their lives." ”
"I'm supposed to sew your mouth shut while you're asleep. Eva's angry teeth itched, but for Ling Feng, she couldn't kill her, so she could only roll her eyes widely, and then skimmed her head, Ling Feng shook her head, except for a little drowsy, her body felt good, at least the pinprick pain like yesterday had disappeared, this was obviously Eva's credit, although Ling Feng didn't like her, but the mouth of eating people was short, and it was better to be more restrained in favors.
"It's so fragrant, what is this..." Ling Feng smelled a special fragrance, which was the best food taste that Ling Feng had never enjoyed since he said goodbye to the third generation of Da Ma, "Meat porridge, for tonifying the body." Eva replied angrily, and then brought the porridge on the table not far away.
Ling Feng couldn't help but purse his lips, he couldn't wait to take it and drink it, a few big gulps, Ling Feng was so excited that he almost bit his tongue off, it was this taste, this wonderful taste he would never forget, all the taste buds would be stimulated by this taste, that feeling was no worse than Yun Yu.
"It tastes so good, it's about the same as what a friend of mine made, what are you made of. Ling Feng drank half a bowl after a while, and then remembered to ask about the origin of the porridge, "It's nothing special, it's just a few pieces of human flesh." Eva returned expressionlessly, her body still leaning on the screen shelf, Ling Feng's body was shocked, and she suddenly remembered something, and the spoon in her hand fell into the bowl with a clatter.
"You guessed right, the meat was cut from your subordinates~ body, I have to say, they are really thin, and the three of them barely made up a pot of porridge. Eva said in a light tone, as if Ling Shiyi were domesticated meat and poultry, Ling Feng swallowed a mouthful of spit, and his face turned pale.
When he came back, it was already close to dawn, and he was afraid that it was already afternoon, and with the loyalty of Eleven to them, they would definitely not ignore themselves, and the surroundings were very quiet at the moment, and all Ling Feng could hear was the sound of his own breathing with Eva, Eva wrapped her thin little finger around the tips of her hair, and the white fingers were as if they had just been taken out of milk, so delicate and smooth that they could see the luster.
"The three of them want my life, even if they promised you not to hurt the people around you, but there is no reason why I should sit idly by?" Eva replied with an oath, and Ling Feng flipped his hand and beat the steaming meat porridge out, and the porridge was scattered all over the ground, and a few points even splashed on Eva's leather boots.
"Hahahaha" Eva, who had been leaning on the screen shelf, suddenly laughed, pinched her waist with both hands, and smiled like a goblin, looking at Ling Feng annoyed and angry, sitting on the bed~ eager to eat herself, Eva felt very cool, and only after laughing enough did she walk out with her hands behind her back.
"See if you still drag it, I can be sure of catching your pigtails, if you dare to scream at me again, I may really cut them one day, I'm not joking, I'm a demon, you know. Eva's sexual~ slender back gradually came out of Ling Feng's sight, but the smug voice made Ling Feng grit his teeth loudly.
Putting on the clothes on the bedside screen in three or two, Ling Feng ran out barefoot, the snow outside the tent had been swept away, Ling Feng suddenly felt that his vision was a lot wider, and he looked fixedly, but on the other side of the hillside, a large number of trees had fallen together, and the messy appearance was obviously that he had experienced a big battle.
Eva was not far away, a boiling cauldron hung on the simple fire, a five-meter-long table made of wood was placed on the side of the cauldron, and beside the table sat Hu Lunbo and three beast blood warriors, the four of them were dejected like children who had been cleaned up by the kindergarten teacher, with annoyance on their faces, although they sat in order, everyone stared at the bowl in front of them and did not move.
Ling Feng couldn't help but burst into tears after taking a look, this is the true feeling, they were so okay for themselves to be able to endure it, Ling Feng didn't run over, several people at the table heard the sound, and raised their heads in unison, Ling Feng's steps suddenly crooked, and he almost fell halfway.
Ling Shiyi and the three of them were each injured, their noses were blue and their faces were swollen and they were beaten and fattened directly, just now they lowered their heads Ling Feng didn't see it clearly, this time they saw Ling Feng only felt that his face was hurting, among the four people, only Hu Lunbo seemed to be the least injured, but when he saw Ling Feng, he first showed an expression of wanting to cry without tears, if he hadn't been educated by Ling Feng, he was afraid that he would have howled.
Eva stirred the big whistle in the pot, standing there delicately and cutely, you don't look at the long table is completely an angelic image, but as soon as you see Ling Shiyi's pig's head, Eva's head immediately grew demonic feet, and her whole body seemed to be wrapped in black gas.
"You are injured, I don't care about you, but if you knock over the things I made again, I will beat them one by one, although I Eva is a demon, but I am true to my word, saying that if I don't kill people, I won't kill people. ”
Eva carried the hot spoon and coughed twice on the edge of the cauldron, and said lightly, but the four of Hulunbo shivered together, "Young Master, we can stand it, if you are not happy, just fall!" Ling Shiyi puffed out his mouth and said very hardly, Ling Feng cried with a sad face, this is really the legendary demon haunted and miserable.
With Ling Shiyi's abilities all beaten into this appearance, what can Ling Feng say, and he knows that Eva is demonstrating, she understands that her bottom line is not to hurt her life, so she tortures them with the pain of flesh and skin, Ling Feng gritted his teeth with hatred, and sat down with a fart~ and said: "If there is trouble, you should share the blessings, I will not let you suffer, come, eat!"
Saying that, Ling Feng looked at Eva with a majestic look, Eva pursed her lips and smiled, as if she was very satisfied with Ling Feng's attitude, a bowl full of meat porridge was served in front of Ling Feng, Ling Shiyi and several people swallowed a mouthful of spit together, with a look of embarrassment, Ling Feng thought that they had endured it for too long and were hungry, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand and greeted: "Eat, why don't you eat, only when you are full will you have the strength to fight." ”
The four of them looked at each other, no one moved, Eva knocked on the cauldron, and her voice suddenly said coldly: "Eat, don't you even listen to your master's words?" The four young men who had not moved all looked at Ling Feng with great resentment, and then picked up the spoon as if they were rushing to the execution ground.
"What kind of expression is this, doesn't this taste good?" Ling Feng asked strangely.
"Big brother, the taste is good, can you still taste it if you try to eat three pots in a row?" Hu Lunbo cried with a sad face, the spoon stirred in the porridge, and immediately he couldn't help but turn around and vomit, the vomiting sound provoked Ling Shiyi and they all turned around, Ling Feng suddenly felt that this delicacy didn't seem to be beautiful.
"I can easily not cook for others to eat, you have to eat as much as you spit out, if you annoy me, let you eat what you spit out again!" Eva knocked on the edge of the pot, completely gorgeous into a little devil, Ling Feng's throat was ~ itchy, only to feel that Hulunbo and they vomited harder.
"What's the matter, isn't it just this pot of porridge, I'll come!" Ling Feng is a boss after all, he can't fall in front of his subordinates, not to mention that he doesn't want to admit defeat easily, Eva raised the corners of her mouth evilly, "Okay, I just like you to be responsible, if you can eat all this pot of porridge, I won't say a word and pack up my baggage and leave!" Eva smiled and picked the edge of the pot with a spoon, it seemed that the one-meter-diameter steel pot was easily picked up by her in front of Ling Feng, this pot was not prepared by Ling Feng, and the spoon the size of the baby's head was not brought by Ling Feng, obviously, as a chef, Eva was well prepared, because she had her own special kitchen utensils.
Ling Feng has experienced many challenges in his life, it is not an exaggeration to say that he has been dancing on the tip of the knife, covered with bruises, dying, Ling Feng has experienced everything, but he never thought that there is a more difficult challenge in this world than a white knife into a red knife, this is eating porridge, eating Eva's meat porridge, Ling Feng only drank a third of the collapse and vomited out of breath, he had no choice but to choose a showdown with Eva and negotiate to resolve the dispute.