364.Make-up Trouble (3)
In terms of acting skills and on-the-spot reaction ability, Tang Yao only serves Jiang Weimin.
During the afternoon self-study class, Xiao Jiang, who had been quiet for a day, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
Tang Yao was writing his homework, when suddenly there was a note on the table, which read, "Nine thousand years old, tell the little one about your mighty deeds." ”
Tang Yao knew that Xiao Jiang couldn't hold it back, so he replied on the paper with a smile, "There is nothing mighty or not mighty, it's just that they will kill themselves if they do too much injustice." ”
Soon, the note flew in again, "Ask for details." ”
"I didn't see that you listened to gossip." Tang Yao drew a grinning little head at the end of the sentence, implying that Xiao Jiang was too unreserved.
"Don't set the score for me at nine thousand years old." Xiao Jiang also drew a crying face with tears at the end of the sentence, expressing his distress and wanting to know the details.
"The MC two are getting better, that's it.." After Tang Yao finished writing, he turned around and wanted to throw the note back on Xiao Jiang's desk, but found that Xiao Jiang was waiting for him sideways.
Tang Yao opened his mouth and said, "As for being so hungry and thirsty? ”
"There are no two kinds of pleasures in the world. One is to entertain the whole audience, and I am the super king of the whole audience; The other is a teapot, a melon seed, two pots, move a small bench, and watch a play. ”
"Your realm is very high, and it is better to sigh to yourself." Tang Yao gave Xiao Jiang a thumbs up.
Xiao Jiang waved his hand, "Praise and praise, don't dare to be." ”
Xiao Jiang looked at Tang Yao's reply and asked with a suspicious expression, "That's it?" ”
"And what do you think?" Tang Yao asked rhetorically.
"Shouldn't you fight for 300 rounds, and finally you grabbed the MC's necks and shouted, you two adulterers?" Xiao Jiang spoke eloquently, and Tang Yao felt for a moment that Xiao Jiang was not talking about her, but a classic episode in a hit TV series.
Tang Yao has always felt that in the most difficult third year of junior high school, Xiao Jiang was the best gift that life gave her.
The third year of junior high school is like a spell for Tang Yao.
As soon as the third year of junior high school came, Jin Li transferred to another school, his girlfriends turned against him, and Tang Yao suddenly became a loner. Wuhan City is unreliable, when I care about you, I can't wait to pick up the stars and wear the moon for you, and then suddenly I don't come to say hello for a long time as if I disappeared. Only Xiao Jiang has been there from beginning to end, respecting Tang Yao and never leaving.
"Thank you." Tang Yao unconsciously said words of thanks.
But Xiao Jiang was still quiet in the bloody drama written and directed, and continued to gush, "Then the MC and the two knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, and you sat on the table of the Eight Immortals next to you and drank tea with melon seeds, and you were indifferent to let them break their heads." Such a scene is more relieving of hatred. ”
"How do I sound like a witch. You're not making up the right story. It should be that the MC and the two were put in prison, and I was wandering around. ”
"This plot is so bland, no one watches it, my version is good. In the end, the audience finds out that you don't like men at all, and you always care only about M. ”
"Stop, stop, stop, go off track. If you want to be the protagonist yourself, just say it earlier, I'll give you the seat, and the final ending is that JM lives happily together. You guys have always liked good-looking girls. I'm also blind to talk to you about this. Tang Yao tore the conversation paper between the two of them in half, rubbed it and threw it into the belly of the table.
"Nine thousand years old, I will always be on your side. The small sincerity can be learned from heaven and earth. Xiao Jiang saw that Tang Yao was a little angry, and hurriedly expressed his heart.
Tang Yao immediately laughed, Xiao Jiang's appearance as a small minister was the most funny, Tang Yao coughed lightly, and said, "Don't worry, no one can shake your position as the first minister here." ”