030: Drunk accident

After getting the answer, Jian Ran picked up a string of mutton skewers, and was about to open his mouth wide, "Ahhh It hurts..."

Feeling the pain of tears on both sides of her mouth, Jian Ran thought of the scene during the day, and suddenly felt that the skewers in front of her were tasteless.

"What's wrong? Is it too painful to eat? Xue Yimai said that he used chopsticks to smash all the mutton on the skewers onto the baking plate, and the action was done in one go, pushing the baking tray in front of Jian Ran, and said gently: "If you eat it like this, it won't hurt." ”

Jian Ran suddenly felt a sour nose, and her eyes were red, "Before, I also asked him like this..."

Two childhood sweethearts, good friends, since they went to college, have let go of themselves and have eaten roadside stalls more than once.

Once, Jian Ran saw a couple of young couples sitting in the stall eating skewers at the next table, and she could see that the girls were very restrained, so the boy thoughtfully put the meat on the skewers on the baking tray one by one, and let the girls eat it with chopsticks.

So, Jian Ran handed the skewers in his hand to Fang Zheng's hand and said, "I want to eat like this." ”

Fang Zheng glanced at them, pursed his lips and said, "It's too contrived, then don't learn it." ”

“……”

Jian Ran originally thought that this was Fang Zheng's idea as a straight man, but now that he thinks about it, he just doesn't want to, if it is like this requested by Senior Sister Lily...

Jian Ran felt bitter when he thought about it, I'm afraid I can't wait for Senior Sister Lily to ask for this, Fang Zheng has already done it...

His unique gentleness is only reserved for Sister Lily.

Jian Ran's words made Xue Yimai also think of the figure during the day, which was much more delicate than before, and the black professional suit made Lily more and more charming.

She is no longer the lily she used to be.

At this moment, there is more than one person who is frustrated.

Xue Yimai felt that the blood in his body suddenly became reversed, and he had an impulse, a crazy impulse...

Looking at the beer on the table, Xue Yimai quickly picked it up and drank it violently from the bottle...

"Boom... Boom..."

Jian Ran looked at Xue Yimai's abnormal performance in surprise. Perhaps, the frustrated atmosphere infected her, and without saying a word, she picked up another bottle, followed his example, and poured herself violently...

"Boss! Open the wine! ”

"Cheers!"

"Today, we don't get drunk and don't go home!"

"Hahahaha... It doesn't matter what kind of bamboo horse he has, what kind of green plum, all go to TMD, the old lady is not rare! ”

The boss sitting in the distance couldn't help but shake his head when he saw this scene, "I'm really drunk... I've seen a girl call herself 'Lao Tzu', and as a boy who calls himself 'Lao Niang', it's the first time I've seen it today. ”

Seeing that the girl next to her was just pouring wine into her mouth, without saying a word, the boss sighed again, "Girls, drinking like this, it's easy to have an accident..."

In fact, it was exactly as the boss expected.

……

Late at night, Jian Ran lay on the soft bed, her eyes were blurred, her face was slightly red, and the aroma of wine permeated the surroundings, forming an ambiguous fog.

She vaguely saw a pair of slightly curled eyelashes, slowly stirring in her breathing, under the delicate little nose, with slightly pursed lips, she shook her head lightly, and after trying to see the other side clearly, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised with satisfaction, it was her own face.

In the dark, under the illumination of the moonlight, Xue Yimai lay quietly on the bed, a trace of ruddy hanging on his cheeks, looking quiet and harmless.

Jian Ran gave him half of the quilt, and said with a big tongue full of wine: "Cover... Cover the quilt... No... It's frozen..."

"Hot..."Unexpectedly, instead of appreciating Xue Yimai, the quilt was pushed back onto Jian Ran's body.

"Hey! This... This stinky boy... You still don't appreciate it, hey! Jian Ran was stupidly happy, watching him sleep quietly, and sat up slowly, "That... Then you take off your clothes and go back to sleep..."

“……”

She was met with silence.

"Both... That being the case... That... I... Only... Help... bar. Jian Ran muttered to himself inarticulately.

Driven by alcohol, a pair of claws finally stretched out to the harmless 'girl' in front of him.

……

……

Early in the morning, a ray of sunlight shines in the room.

The floor was full of messy clothes, and it was terrible to see.

The two people on the bed were asleep.

Jian Ran's slender legs full of leg hair were clamped like scissors on the girl's long white legs, and her arms were hugged around the girl's chest, following the girl's breathing one after another.

Xue Yimai slept quietly like last night, the only difference was that the quilt was finally covered on his body.

"Knock knock...", there was a knock at the door.

"Who... Ahh

"Xiaomai, it's me, Aunt Wu."

"......" was sleepy and fell asleep again.

Aunt Wu, who was standing outside the door, didn't get a response for a long time, so she took out the spare key a little anxiously and opened the door, and the house suddenly smelled of alcohol...

The messy clothes on the ground blocked Aunt Wu's way, she shook her head, bent down to pick them up one by one, but unexpectedly found that this included women's clothes...

Aunt Wu muttered in her heart, and suddenly, she looked at it, and the inner cover under her feet made her cry out, "Ah..."

Only then did she raise her head, and when she saw the two sleek bodies on the bed, her face immediately turned red to the base of her neck. She threw down the clothes in her hand and hurried out.

Aunt Wu, who was standing at the door, paced back and forth, at a loss.

I don't know when I got a girlfriend, but I turned out to... Unexpectedly...

Ay!

Aunt Wu sighed ashamedly, she came to the door, plucked up the courage to knock on the door, "Knock knock..."

"Who the hell is it..."Disturbed by the knock on the door, Jian Ran slowly opened his eyes...

The knock on the door continued, Jian Ran rubbed her aching cheeks, consciousness finally recovered, suddenly, she felt something soft pressing under her bare body, as if she sensed that something was wrong...

No way...

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Jian Ran's heartbeat seemed to jump to her throat, and she slowly turned her head away...

At the same time, Xue Yimai also gradually woke up from his sleep, feeling something pressing on him, he frowned uncomfortably, and gradually opened his eyes...

"Ah!!h

"Ahh

The screams of the two immediately resounded throughout the apartment.

Jian Ran found herself like an octopus, her whole body clinging to Xue Yimai's body, she immediately grabbed the quilt to cover her body, and bounced off the bed, but she was even more embarrassed to find that her naked body had been completely exposed by a man.

"Ah!!h Jian Ran broke down and screamed again.

Xue Yimai stared blankly at the girl's body, and forgot to scream for a while.

"Hey! Look no further! Jian Ran wanted to throw her quilt to him, but realized that she would be naked. Although this is a man's body, it is still her who feels it!