Chapter 528: The Old Cow Can't Be Messed With
Yellow mountains, yellow water, even the sky is yellow!
The world is full of yellow, and in the center of this small world, there stands a stone monument, the Earth Realm.
"Boom!"
A vortex appeared in the sky for no reason, and the power of space exploded, and after a few breaths, a short and sturdy figure fell out of it, and with a "bang", it smashed to the ground.
A big pit appeared on the ground, and the red dust rose up to the sky, reaching up to more than 100 meters, which really covered the sky and the sun.
"Ahem, ahem...... Bah! This old man is really, and the teleportation array is not neat and solid, if it weren't for my big rough skin and thick flesh, he would definitely have fallen apart! ”
In the middle of the night, Wu Da crawled out of the pit, covered with dirt and disheveled, spit out a mouthful of dust, and complained with some dissatisfaction.
He looked up and found that there was a dim scene all around, and he couldn't help but sigh: "It's really worthy of the realm of earth, all of it is loess, and the earth attribute energy is so rich." The river is so muddy, go upstream to see, can you take a bath first, I am also a person with a girlfriend, but I can't damage my image! ”
Wu Da neat his clothes a little narcissistically, straightened his chest, brushed his hair, and then walked up the river.
The effort was not big, and I climbed over a big mountain and walked along the mountain pass, which turned out to be a cave. Wuda was also surprised, but he didn't expect that it was just more than 10,000 meters apart, as if the world had changed.
I saw that here was a piece of green mountains and green water, a hundred zhang hanging springs, straight up to nine days, the mountains were full of clouds and mist, colorful butterflies were flying, and the cranes were walking, which was like a fairyland on earth.
At the bottom of the waterfall, there are countless pools of water, which are hundreds of zhang wide, the water is particularly clear, and the fish and fine stones are vivid. The silver curtain of water rushed down, splashing countless waves, and the mist evaporated upward, giving people a sense of etherealism.
"It seems that a famous person once said that lucid waters and lush mountains are mountains of gold and silver. It seems that I am lucky today, and I actually came to this fairyland-like place to see if I can pick up some treasures! ”
Wuda's spirit was shocked, and with a beautiful dream, he spread his legs, and ran to the waterhole, first to wash off the dust on his body.
Descending to the foot of the mountain, turning a few ancient trees, seeing that he was about to come to the waterhole, Wu Da took off his clothes while running, but was unexpectedly interrupted by an abrupt voice: "Hey, there are humans here?" Human, what do you want to do when you undress? ”
Wu Da was taken aback, and hurriedly looked up, only to find out that there were two cow-like creatures frolicking there under the waterfall, and there was a kind of taste of you and me, it should be two husbands and wives.
This creature resembles a cow, but its whole body is covered in blue-black scales, and it is not as docile as a normal buffalo, but has a fierce aura.
"Iron Armored Bull, Fourth-Order Peak Demon Beast!"
The armor of the iron armored bull's whole body is very hard, and the combat power in the demon beast is relatively strong, and it is still two-headed, and the combat power is basically the same as himself, Wu Da couldn't help but tremble in his heart, and his face was straight.
Wu Da stabilized his mood for a while, and said without humility or arrogance: "Since you are here, of course you are here to take a bath, otherwise what am I doing when I take off my clothes?" ”
"Human, this is the territory of our two husbands and wives, you go downstream to wash it!"
The bull said unceremoniously, his tone was quite commanding, and in his opinion, weak humans could only obey in front of it.
Wuda was a little tired from walking, and he really didn't want to go, so he said with a hippie smile: "Anyway, it's so wide here, let's wash it together!" ”
", my wife is here, do you want her to see you a big man, oh no, little man taking a shower?" The male iron armored bull said angrily.
Wu Da is short, and he hates others to say that he is short and that he is small, and when he heard this, his anger rose, and he said coldly:
"You're bathing here, and this is your territory? If yes, you call it and see if it promises you? Besides, are you human? It's just two cows! Also, if it is you who think of me, it is also me who suffers, what is your opinion? ”
The male iron armored cow never dreamed that a weak human would not leave or speak, and he also chirped and said a datong, and even insulted the dignity of being a cow, so angry that the bull's eyes were bloodshot and trembling.
"Ant-like human beings, they dare to have no cow in their eyes, it is really unreasonable, today Lao Tzu does not trample you into meat paste, you will not be surnamed Niu!"
In front of the female ironclad bull, the male ironclad bull wanted to behave well, turned around, and roared at Wuda.
"If you want to fight, I'm still afraid of you as a cow! If you don't have a surname Niu, just follow my surname! Oh no, following my last name is simply an insult to my great martial surname. I'm going to roast you into beef jerky, I'm going to live here for a long time anyway! Wu Da said with some disgust.
The fourth-order peak demon beast was originally able to understand human language, where is the opponent of Wuda's three-inch tongue, the ironclad bull often says one sentence, and Wuda can return three sentences. This made the ironclad cow not only lose face in front of the female ironclad cow, but also be angry to death.
It didn't want to talk nonsense about this hateful human anymore, and if it continued like this, it was afraid that it would soon die of brain congestion. Now it just wants to kill the other party, so it simply shouts: "Human, you suffer death!" ”
The male iron armored cow jumped ashore in a few steps, and the iron armor flashed with a burst of yellow light, and his six-meter-long body collided with Wu Da.
"Let me see how many pounds you have! Indomitable! ”
Wu Da also did not show weakness, the power of the dragon surged out, and his right hand formed a big fist mark, exuding a strong coercion, and blasted away without showing weakness.
"Bang!"
The male iron armor bull was not afraid, the iron armor and the yellow light of the two horns above his head were even more intense, and his speed was even faster, like a small mountain, he directly hit the fist print, making a huge muffled sound, which continued to echo in the valley.
"Yo, that's enough!"
Wu Da's fist mark was dispersed at once, setting off a wave of qi, a trench appeared on the ground, and Wu Da was also shaken back more than ten meters, his fists hurt, and his arms were numb.
"Old Niu, let you bathe first today, and I'll wash it another day!"
Wu Da was shocked in his heart, thinking to himself, a cow can't cope with it, if the female also joins in, but it will be old, so let's go first. However, he still lost without losing, threw down a sentence, turned around and fled.
"Hmph, human, you've angered me today, so it's better to leave your life and leave!"
The male iron armored bull was aroused by the ferocity of violence, and he was determined to leave Wuda behind, so he followed him into the air, flew to the top of the mountain, and pursued.
The female ironclad bull looked at the top of the mountain, did not follow, and continued to bathe with confidence. In its mind, this human is dead, and there is no need for it to follow the dust back, it will be dirty!
Seeing this, Wu Da regretted it a little in his heart, and complained bitterly in his heart: "Others say that the tiger's ass can't be touched, but I didn't expect that even the old cow can't be provoked!" ”