011 The Regent's profane pants caused a stir
"It's over, it's over! If the little blood vessels were to find out, he would be so angry! ”
Feng Wuwu secretly sighed badly, but his reaction was very fast.
She flicked her fingers and extinguished the candle flame on the wall with the silver needle in her sleeve, and when the room was dark, she jumped from behind the screen to the top of the beam like lightning.
When Jun Mo Ran rekindled the candle flame in the room, there was no one behind the screen, except for a bloody undershirt.
With his two fingers, he gently picked up the clothes that had fallen on the ground, and brought them to his nose to smell them.
"Bloody gas."
"It seems that there is still the smell of that woman......"
Jun Mo Ran's sense of smell was extremely keen, and he realized that his underwear might have been ruined by Feng Wuwu, and his cleanliness habit, which was not serious, suddenly flareed up and worsened sharply.
Suddenly, Jun Moran's hand holding the sword trembled suddenly, and his face as white as jade also turned blue.
When Tie Hand rushed back with a stack of "Fengyue Treasures", he was already foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground.
"King, but the old disease has come again?"
The Iron Hand stepped forward in a hurry, looking at Jun Mo Ran, who was extremely weak, in horror.
"Search the palace and catch him alive. Thousands of knives, until death. ”
As soon as Jun Moran's voice fell, or because of the rapid fire, he fainted motionless in the arms of the iron hand.
On the beam, Feng Wuwu could only hear the eight characters in his mouth, "A thousand knives, until death", and his depression was difficult to alleviate.
She knew that she was at a loss, and she didn't want to bother with him about some trivial matters. But Jun Mo Ran clearly did not leave her a way to live, and she was naturally unwilling to be at his mercy.
What's more, since Jun Moran has ordered a search of the palace, she can't hide in the palace and make jokes.
After thinking for a while, Feng Wuwu took advantage of the iron hand to carry Jun Mo Dye out of the ink dye pavilion, and slid down the beam with lightning speed.
Grinding ink, lifting a pen, and painting freely on Jun's ink-dyed trousers.
She did this series of actions in one go.
Then, Feng Wuwu carried the antiques in the house that were not marked with the source in the hem of his clothes, and packed them away.
The next day, the sky was bright.
On the east side of the capital city gate, the regent with the three big characters of "Jun Mo Dyeing" written on the original flavor of the pants, completely replaced the east military flag, and stretched in the wind on the beacon tower of the city gate where the light was slightly exposed.
When the people raised their eyes, they were first shocked by Jun Mo's shocking behavior, and then carefully studied the particularly playful pig on Jun Mo's stained pants.
"Is this really His Royal Highness the Regent's profanity?"
"In the whole world, who dares to hang profane pants at the gate of the city, except for the regent?"
"That's right. But what does the pig on the pants mean? ”
"Could it be that the Lord Regent looks different from others?"
………
Feng Wuwu hid in the crowd, listened to everyone's words with relish, and did not forget to correct him, "The pig on the regent's pants is not an ordinary pig, it is called Peppa Pig." ”
"Brother Tai actually recognizes the pig?" In the crowd, someone asked curiously about Feng Wuwu.
Feng Wuwu smiled incomprehensibly, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed. ”
As soon as the words fell, she turned around and brushed her clothes away.
Above the city gate, Baili Heze looked at Feng Wuwu's back, and the corners of his mouth slowly raised a touch of arc.
Behind Baili Heze, the city guard on duty made a bitter face, stretched out his trembling fingers, and pointed directly at the obscene pants fluttering in the wind, sweating profusely in a hurry, "National teacher, this, what should I do?" ”
"Hanging, the right to ward off evil spirits." Baili Heze replied lightly, and the smile on the corner of his lips deepened.