“…… Friendship, sometimes it's no different from love, the things in the past are broken, and I always want to tinker and use it, but now it's not the same, but whenever there is a little problem, I want to replace it, replace it with a new one, and even if there is no problem, I want to like the new and hate the old. ”

Soon, when it was time for the beautician to get married, Guan Xiao was chatting awkwardly with the other three.

"Lawyer Guan Xiao, this table and stool are enough, just three are vacant, how can you ask your friend to make a plastic stool? It's hard to have no backrest. ”

"No, no, isn't this afraid of delaying your plan, the list of people must have been carefully selected by you, so it's not surprising that there are fewer people, there should be something, and it will be there later." Huh? Look, Cao Cao Cao is here, those three are all your colleagues, right? ”

"Lawyer Guan Xiao, how do you know?"

"I see the way they put on makeup, especially when it comes to important occasions, they must be beauticians."

"Guan Xiao, don't you know how big a name I am? When I walked in the door, I didn't have me on the list, so I was upset, and now we were sitting at a table with those who were doing makeup on the dead? Do you want to eat this meal? When I think of how they always hang out with corpses, I instinctively think of zombies and zombies, and I don't have nightmares when I go back. ”

"Sonny, Sunny is still pregnant, she didn't say anything, you just said a few words, when you were asked to speak just now, you didn't say it, but now it's amazing. Besides, there are no bacteria, no bacteria, the crematorium funeral home, there are professionals cleaning every day, it is very clean, and it can even be said to be spotless. ”

"That's right, I'm sweeping the floor, I can prove that, especially the ashes, after the family of the deceased grabs the bones into the urn, there will definitely be some remnants, and we can all take care of them, because there is still the next batch of bodies ready to be cremated, and they must be allowed to walk decently."

"Okay, okay, I have to go, walk here, I'm sick to my stomach, Guan Xiao, if you're okay in the future, don't let us participate in anything, I don't know if it's a wedding or a funeral, I finally went back to Defan once, it's better to accompany my father and mother."

"Baby, has your father returned to the family? That's a good thing, a good thing, hurry up and have a few drinks with Lei Rou, apologize, it can't be Lei Rou's mother who seduces your father, it's you who have too much heart, is it that you scolded Lei Rou so badly, you have to say I'm sorry. ”

Kui Yiyu sighed slightly, squinted at the calm Yu Chi Leirou, cleared her throat several times, and finally had the posture of picking up the wine glass, but a phone call disrupted the situation that was about to be reconciled.

"Hey! What? Mother, don't cry, tell me, what's going on? That's right, I did give my father a sum of money, didn't he say that he would never leave again, I just thought that the prodigal son would not change his money, and everything before would be written off, and he wanted two shares, I thought he was like having a good time with you, didn't you tie him up and don't let him go out, could it be that the two of you didn't really reconcile? That is to say, my dad took the money I gave and gave it to Leirou's mother? ”

Kui Yiyu was panting heavily, speaking very uncivilized, and even kept jumping dirty words in the direction of Yu Chi Leirou.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Come on, let me check if your phone screen is dim? ”