Chapter 85: The Yellow Eel Turmoil
"Yo, what is the fat girl picking up this morning?"
A female voice with a lack of breath came from behind.
Yang Ruoqing turned her head to look, and saw the fourth aunt Liu holding her stomach with her hands, dragging her steps towards this side.
A face, sallow and sallow, with a thinner chin.
Yang Ruoqing smiled secretly, her mood suddenly became very happy, and she said to Liu for the first time: "Picking up yellow eels, my Ga Gong is going to bring two younger brothers to his house last day, this doesn't make a snack for food!" ”
Liu's eyes glowed as he stared at the yellow eel that was still squirming in Yang Ruoqing's hand, and secretly ****ed the corners of his mouth.
In front of me, I have already seen a bowl of yellow eel noodles stir-fried with spicy seeds, green onions, ginger and garlic foam!
"Fat girl, you are really capable, you can still get this good product, tell the fourth aunt, where did you get it?" Liu leaned over and asked.
Yang Ruoqing smiled and said, "The fourth aunt also wants to eat?" ”
"Uh-huh!"
"Hehe, I won't tell you!"
"You ......"
"What am I? If you don't tell you, what else can you do with me? ”
"Dead fat girl, look at your stinginess!" Liu grinds his teeth secretly.
Yang Ruoqing stood up and shook her hands that were still stained with the blood of the yellow eel, and a few blood stars flew onto Liu's body.
"Am I stingy? Hmph, fourth aunt, you are really forgetful! I am afraid that bowl of dumplings last night was in your stomach and you haven't pulled it out yet, right? This means that I am stingy, do you want face? ”
"Ah, what are you doing? Shake me off the blood foam! ”
Liu Shi stepped back again and again, knocked over the toilet last night, and changed his new clothes!
"I'm going to throw you all over the bloody froth, what's the matter? Throw a cat and a dog a little food, it has to wag its tail when it sees us! Give it to you, and you still don't admit it? Did you enjoy eating that dumpling last night? Where's my bowl? Swallow all the bowls? ”
Yang Ruoqing asked aggressively, and the Liu family retreated one after another.
"Dead fat girl, I'm an elder, why did I eat a bowl of dumplings from your house? Do I have to come and kowtow to you? Liu's hands were on his hips and he also sprinkled.
"Speaking of dumplings, I have to ask you. What exactly are your dumplings made of? Why did your fourth uncle and I have a stomach problem last night? ”
Yang Ruoqing pulled the corners of her mouth and sneered: "Yo, I stole something wrong, and I still rely on others?" You deserve it, and you will be punished for stealing food! ”
"What do you mean?" Liu was a little suspicious.
Yang Ruoqing approached Liu and said in a low voice, "What do you mean?" Hehe, you don't care what I mean, you just need to remember that my things are not so easy to eat. It doesn't matter if it's dumplings, rice noodles, chili sauce, or the hen that lays eggs in my house, it's not for you to eat! ”
When it came to chili sauce, Liu's arrogance suddenly became three points shorter.
Yang Ruoqing sneered when she saw Liu like this: "This time it's vomiting and diarrhea, and if you can't keep it up next time, you will directly burp and braid, and when the time comes, you won't be able to make a sound, no wonder I didn't make a sound in advance!" ”
Liu was taken aback by Yang Ruoqing's eyes.
Immediately realizing something, Liu exclaimed: "Okay, you fat girl, you are bold enough to drug dumplings?" ”
Yang Ruoqing retreated, rolled her eyes, and looked at Liu with an idiot expression.
"Fourth aunt, this red-mouthed and white-toothed person, you can't set up blame. What about the evidence? Take it out? ”
Liu was so angry that he fell backwards, and just at this time, Sun came out of the stove room.
Seeing that Yang Ruoqing couldn't say anything, Liu Shi hurriedly rushed to the Sun family and told Sun what Yang Ruoqing said just now.
“…… Third sister-in-law, fat girl, you really have to take care of it, drug the dumplings, I still have cubs in my belly, it's hurtful......"
As soon as Sun heard this, his face was not good-looking.
"Fourth brother and sister, my family is the best, don't splash dirty water here in the blue sky and daylight!"
"Third sister-in-law, what I said is true, I ate that bowl of dumplings last night, and the fourth child and I almost didn't die!"
"We ate the dumplings well, but if something goes wrong with you, the matter is not with us! Fourth brother and sister, you go, you go, I don't like to hear what you say, you ...... go"
Sun directly waved his hand to drive people away.
Liu's face was stunned, and he didn't know Sun anymore.
On the side of the well, Yang Ruoqing was very satisfied with Sun's performance this time.
"Mother, you are busy with your going, take care of her, in the future, our things will be fed to cats and dogs, poured into the pit, and this kind of person will be cheapened!" Yang Ruoqing said loudly.
Sun nodded: "My family Qing'er is right. Fourth brother and sister, what about the bowl you brought back last night? Why is there no return? My bowl is still tight! ”
"Hmph, isn't it just a broken bowl, who is rare! Wait, I'll get it to you after I get to the hut!" ”
Seeing that he didn't get anything good from Sun's place, Liu snorted in his nostrils, turned around and ran towards the toilet.
Sun shook his head and glanced at Yang Ruoqing: "Qing'er, don't rest assured of her words!" ”
"Mother, don't worry, I'll treat her as a fart, just let it go."
"Dead fat girl, who do you say is the fart? You made it clear to the old lady! ”
Liu, who had just walked to the door of the thatched house, suddenly turned around and gritted his teeth at Yang Ruoqing on the side of the well.
"Whoever accosted was that fart!"
As soon as Yang Ruoqing's words fell, of course Liu put a few loud farts underneath.
"Hahaha......" Yang Ruoqing laughed loudly.
Liu's face was flushed with irritability.
"Early in the morning, I heard you talking here and making the backyard smoky, what do you look like?"
A sharp voice suddenly interjected, and everyone turned their heads to see that Tan came over with a straight face.
She also had a bamboo basket in her hand, and it looked like she had come to break cabbage in the vegetable patch here in the backyard.
Seeing Tan, Sun lowered his head and didn't dare to gnaw.
Liu seemed to have met a savior, and cried to Tan's family: "Mother, you came just in time, I'm a concubine, I'm pregnant with Liujia, don't you eat a few dumplings from her family, and you squeeze me here early in the morning, mother, you give me a comment!" ”
When Tan heard Liu's words, he glanced at Liu's stomach again, and suddenly understood why the two of them didn't stop last night.
This pair of dead gluttonous things is really indisputable!
Tan was full of annoyance, but at this moment, he aimed the gun at Sun and Yang Ruoqing first.
"What's wrong with you being the fourth aunt being squeezed for a few words? Anyway, you still ate that dumpling. Your father and I are grandmothers, and we haven't even seen a dumpling noodle yet! ”
Tan deliberately said in a loud voice, his eyes towards the Sun family and behind the Sun family, Yang Huazhong's door a few times.
Liu fanned the flames there: "It's just that I'm really unfilial, and I don't know how to send a bowl to my grandmother when I make dumplings." This is a separation, it is a centrifugal detachment, hey......"
Sun's body stiffened, and he stood in place with his head bowed, his face flushed and he didn't know how to answer.
Seeing this, Yang Ruoqing also had a little headache.