"Hey, cousin, why did you lock the door? I'm still down there! The kitten turned back and shouted up the stairs.

My cousin's voice came from above, "Of course I know you're down there, but have you forgotten what I called you up at night?" ”

Kitten: "You're talking about quizzes?" ”

"That's right, this is the test for you, if you want not to be killed by that pervert*, you have to kill him with the skills you have learned, take the key from that pervert, and open the door yourself, so that you can pass the test, okay, good luck." After my cousin finished speaking, she left on her own.

"Hey, cousin, cousin!"

The kitten leaned up and barked twice, but was thrown down from behind.

"Hahaha, I caught you, I caught you, you are the best target I have ever met, I will definitely let you have a good time, and kill you again, wahahahaha......"

The man laughed wildly.

It turned out that the chain that tied him was controlled by an external mechanism, and when the cousin left, he opened the mechanism by the way, and after the man got out of trouble, he naturally pounced on the kitten desperately, and couldn't wait to enjoy her.

"Damn it!"

The kitten scolded secretly, and was so disgusted that she was about to vomit.

She resisted the urge to gag, and used the method of getting out of trouble taught by her cousin, bent her heel back, and kicked the man in the back of the head violently.

"Ahh

The man screamed in pain and involuntarily relaxed the restraint on the kitten.

The kitten took the opportunity to break free, and kicked its toes on the crotch of the man.

"Hmm...... Yes! ”

The man snorted, and then screamed as if he had been injured, feeling as if it had exploded, murdering so many weak women, but now he has met a kitten that is full of wildness, aggression and revenge, and it can be regarded as a blood mold that has fallen for eight lifetimes, and is destined to give his life here.

"Bastard, that's cool, isn't it? The cooler is still to come, let your aunt and grandmother send you to the underworld to have a good time! ”

After the kitten finished speaking, he grabbed the iron chain on the ground and wrapped it around the neck of the man like "heavenly silk", and dragged him upside down, slamming into the wall next to him.

Smack!

The kitten's strength was so strong under his rage that it directly smashed the head of the man into a rotten watermelon, and he died without saying a word.

Seeing that the man was dead, the kitten took the key from him, opened the lock on the top by himself, pushed open the partition window above his head and ran to the living room to settle accounts with his cousin.

"Okay, you're dead, where do you want me to test, it's clear that you want to kill me, send me to that dead arch, see if I don't pinch your ......"

The kitten reached out to grab her cousin who was sitting on the sofa somewhere, but she didn't expect the cousin to turn sideways, pinch the kitten's neck with her left hand, and hold her waist with her right hand.

After the cousin restrained the kitten, she raised her wrist and looked at her watch, "Three minutes and forty-eight seconds, alas, the test score is so poor, I am embarrassed to come to me and splash it." But I finally killed that state, and I barely passed. ”

"What barely passed, you didn't give me anything, let me deal with a big pervert empty-handed, big pervert, I was almost forced by him just now, do you know?" The kitten was very angry.

I finally killed the big pervert and got rid of the bad luck, but when I got to my cousin, I passed, and I barely passed, which is really difficult for a strong man.

"Alas, kitten, why can't you change your carelessness, didn't I teach you to pay attention to the weapons you can use when you go to a strange environment?"

My cousin hated iron and said: "The broken glass everywhere in the basement is the best weapon to kill, no matter how bad it is, I still have three screwdrivers on the cabinet next to me, a dagger on the chair, and a loaded gun in the corner of the wall where the light can't shine, so many things that can kill people You turn a blind eye, it takes more than three minutes and forty seconds to kill a mediocre person, do you say it's barely passing?" ”

Barely passing the grade is still seen in the kitten did use her real skills to kill the man in a state of beauty, which proves that she has indeed been studying hard for so many days, at least she has memorized the killing methods she taught.

Hearing her cousin say that she had left so many weapons in the basement, the kitten suddenly had nothing to say, she was usually nervous, and her head was hot when she was angry, and she forgot everything, plus she was pressed to the ground in a dead state, and she didn't pay attention to the environment at the scene.

"Then what if I'm really forced by that dead man?" The kitten asked her cousin a little aggrieved.

The cousin said nonchalantly: "That can only be regarded as your bad luck." ”

"You ......" The kitten clenched his fists angrily and wanted to fight with his cousin twice, how could there be such a master who taught his apprentices, and he didn't think about the safety of his apprentices at all.

"What, you want to hit me?" The cousin looked at the kitten a little defiantly, "It just so happens that you have also learned so many fighting skills from me, if you want to beat me, you can let the horse come." ”

Kitten: "If you choke me like this, how can I beat you?" ”

"Okay, then I'll let you go."

The cousin let go of the kitten.

After the kitten got off, he rubbed the sore part and looked at his cousin, "Since you asked me to hit you yourself, then I'm welcome." ”

After she finished speaking, she attacked her cousin.

But it's a pity that the three-legged cat's kung fu still didn't survive three moves and was knocked down by his cousin, and this time the posture was even more embarrassing, and his cousin grabbed his thigh and pressed him to the floor, and the whole person couldn't move.

"Oh, cousin, you're cheating at all, you haven't taught me the skills of grappling, and now you're using it on me, and you're still holding my legs, how can I beat you?" The kitten lost the fight, and the duck was stubborn.

"Heh, you're very good at making excuses, okay, in order to convince you, I'll let you hold my thigh now, just like you, and then I'll use the fighting skills I taught you to get out of trouble." The cousin let go of the kitten again and showed her in person, and what the master said should also convince the apprentice.

"Okay, this is what you said yourself, cousin, don't say that I deceived my teacher and destroyed my ancestors." The kitten was happy, and he could finally take a look at his cousin's majesty.

Just like just now, the kitten also grabbed her cousin's thigh and pinned her whole body to the floor in a street strategizing posture, just like when the kitten was restrained just now.

"Look!"

The cousin screamed in her mouth, suddenly grabbed the kitten's hand, and her whole body hung on her.

The kitten was caught off guard and couldn't bear the weight of her cousin, and immediately screamed and fell.

The cousin's thighs bent, and her legs magically clamped the kitten's neck, and with just a slight twist, she would break her neck and die.

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