015: I'm the man you can't get!

However......

Zheng Yi didn't even look at her, jumped directly from the roof of the carriage and entered the carriage!

I saw Lucy who was tied up with five flowers...... Shake your head!

"Master......" Lucy looked at Zheng Yi who came in with tears in her eyes, "I knew you would come to save me." ”

"Knock ......"

Zheng Yi stepped forward and punched Lucy in the head.

"Uh......h It hurts, master, why did you hit me?" Lucy wanted to hold her head in her hands, but she couldn't do it with her hands tied behind her back!

"What do you say?" Zheng Yi rolled his eyes, squatted down, grabbed the rope with both hands and pulled it gently, the hemp rope that bound Lucy was easily torn off by him, and the whole person was a lot more relaxed by the rope that Lucy broke away, and stood on tiptoe and kissed Zheng Yi's mouth ⊙_ ⊙ lips.

"You're taking advantage of me?" Zheng Yi said incredulously as he covered his mouth and looked at Lucy.

Hearing this, Lucy's face was full of grievances, she kissed Zheng Yi out of gratitude, and she actually became a advantage in Zheng Yi's mouth?

And her kiss is not an ordinary kiss, it is a kiss with the blessing of the elf!

"Woo-woo......" Lucy cried again.

Zheng Yi looked at Lucy who rubbed her eyes with her little fists, she didn't know what to say, this girl really likes to cry so much, how long have the two known each other, this girl has cried several times!

"Okay, girl, don't cry, I won't say that you took advantage, okay?" Zheng Yi touched Lucy's little head and said...... When he was kissed by Lucy just now, he seemed to feel a power blessing on his body, a very comfortable feeling, what is it?

Forget it, think so much about what to do.

I'm the strongest anyway!

"Let's go, Lucy, let's go home. Zheng Yi took Lucy's little hand and stepped out of the carriage!

"Let's go, do you have my consent, little man!" Sophia stood on a rock and looked at Zheng Yi in a bewitching pose.

Zheng Yi, "......"

"Auntie, don't be like this, I'm the man you can't get!" Zheng Yi shook his head and sighed: "Alas...... Being handsome is also a kind of annoyance, there are always women who throw themselves into their arms, and they can't get rid of them!"

"Giggle......

Lucy covered her mouth and snickered.

Zheng Yi grimaced, "What are you laughing at?"

"No, master, I just think it's funny that you're talking serious nonsense. Lucy covered her mouth to prevent herself from laughing, in Lucy's opinion, Zheng Yichang is not handsome at all, it is true for elves, after all, elves are one of the most beautiful races in the world, women are beautiful, men are handsome.

To tell the truth, compared with Zheng Yi and the handsome elf guy, Zheng Yi is somewhat exalted.

Zheng Yi is an ordinary person, an ordinary person with the strongest strength, and his appearance is also an ordinary person, not handsome, but he is not ugly, just an ordinary ordinary person.

"Little man, listen, listen, even your little maid thinks you're not handsome at all, I really don't understand, what do you mean by the annoyance of being handsome?" Sophia mocked.

"Huh...... Auntie, even if I'm not handsome, then I'm the man you can't get. Zheng Yi said sarcastically, "So, you should die, don't tempt me, and you are so old, don't think about the old cow eating tender grass, and you are not afraid of breaking your teeth?"

"Stinky boy, you're too much, one aunt at a time, the old lady is only twenty-eight years old this year!" Sophia was very angry, this kid in front of her was really too much, when did her black widow suffer from a man?

Only Zheng Yi, the first one couldn't help but be tempted and kicked her!

Truth be told, it also provoked Sophia's desire to conquer.

Don't think that only men have a desire to conquer women.

Women also have a desire to conquer men!

And Black Widow is one of them......

Even now, she still has a bunch of licking dogs in her lair!

"I think you're forever twenty-eight, right?" Zheng Yi rolled his eyes, he understood, some girls are forever eighteen years old, some women are forever twenty-eight, the black widow in front of him is the latter, he doesn't want to admit that he is old, but what's the point of this? Age is just a number, it's not age but body that gets old!

If the body is young, what if it is 100 years old?

If the body is old, what is the use of being eighteen?

"What do you mean? I'm really twenty-eight. Sophia is in a hurry, women care most about their age, but now they are being questioned by Zheng Yi, how can she bear it, in order to defend with Zheng Yi, her IQ has declined, "If you don't believe it, you can come to taste @ taste it, and see if my body is as immature as a girl!"

She pinched her face and said, "Look, my face is not blown." ”

patted his thigh, "Look, my legs are not round and full!"

Zheng Yi, "......"

The woman in front of her doesn't have a problem with her brain, right?

What is this doing?

Do you introduce yourself as if it were a commodity?

If you change to an ordinary man, you may really pounce......

However, is Zheng Yi an ordinary man?

No!

He's the strongest man!

So......

"You are so dirty, I am afraid that my pure flesh will be defiled by you. Zheng Yi thought to himself, he was still a virgin, how could he give it to an old woman casually?...... Well, not to be precise, or this body is not, after all, Zheng Yi came through and possessed this body.

And the previous owner of this body is a man who can play!

I often went to the Qinglou to taste the blowing, playing and singing of female artists......