Zhou Yunfeng's family lives on the top floor, a very ordinary house, but the roof of their house is quite large, and the sun shines on the house in the afternoon.

Pushing open the door, I saw the little fox with a sexy figure, red lips and charming red hair, standing there in a short red dress.

Looking at her slender and tender long legs, shining in the sun, no one will be able to hold it.

Zhou Yunfeng knew that Xue Pu was emotionally injured, and said unevenly: "You little slut, what are you doing here?!" To hurt my family's old iron's fragile heart? ”

"Eh, little brother, you're so rough. It's not good to be rude to you. Why are you so fierce~"

"Eh..."Zhou Yunfeng suddenly saw the ravine, his nose bleeded, it was early summer, and he walked away against the wall.

Xue Pu, who looked lost, caught a glimpse of the little fox at the door who was sexy and charming, and caught a glimpse of her beautiful legs, and his eyes lit up: "Eh, little fox." What are you doing here? ”

"Come and see my partner~" The little fox said.

Looking at Xue Pu's lascivious face, Zhou Yunfeng covered his head and complained: "Eh, forget the pain after the scar..."

"Poof, the faucet at my ex-boyfriend's house is broken. Come take a bath~" The little fox cocked his shoulders and untied the sling on his shoulder.

Walked into the bathroom.

Zhou Yunfeng's expression moved, and his face was full of joy.

Xue Pu dozed off and sighed: "Yes, another ex-boyfriend."

"Ah, it's so comfortable...", came the sound of the little fox enjoying it in the bathroom.

A light breeze shines through the curtains, and the sun shines through the windows.

Shining on her smooth and tender skin, the water happened to be a little warmer than the sun.

She lay lazily in the water, stilting up a pair of long, soft and tender legs, letting her chest be caressed by the sun.

The long hair spread out with the water, and he secretly looked at Xue Pu, turned his head again, and there was sadness between his eyebrows.

The little fox felt extremely comfortable, but there was occasionally a sharp pain in his heart.

"From last night until noon, I almost died," the little fox rinsed.

Xue Pu felt it, the fierce battle of Fang Cai, and the pitiful wail, still made her mind disordered, and she was afraid that she would not be able to bear it for a long time.

She fell softly into the water, weak, and the bruises and redness that erupted on her body gradually calmed down with the warm water temperature and the sun.

"Why don't you close the door?" Xue Pu asked.

"After all, someone wants to see it, what is the difference between watching it openly and looking at it secretly...?"

Xue Pu poured a glass of red wine, sat on the edge of the pool, and touched the little fox.

"Do you want to rub someone's back?" The little fox smiled softly.

Seeing that Xue Pu was silent, there were mosaics below the surface of the water.

She continued gently: "There is a deal, is it not done? ”

"My hand is injured, I can't make a mudra, and I can't use a spell." Xue Pu shook his swollen right hand, which was wrapped in traditional Chinese medicine.

The little fox was taken aback and hurried to take a look.

Xue Pu took his hand away early.

Zhou Yunfeng was also interested in taking a paid long vacation for a year because of his meritorious performance in the previous case, so he also crouched at the little fox's waterside and asked: "Yes, what kind of business do you have?" Is there a lot of money? ”

The little fox smiled faintly, charming, took off the bath towel with his slender hand, half-wrapped his sultry body, and fell weakly on the bed with a wine glass like a kitten named Chun: "Poof, little brother, what do you say?" ”

She stared at Xue Pu with a pair of affectionate eyes, and said softly: "Some people don't forget their old love, and some people indulge in indiscriminate love... To put it bluntly, they are all trapped by love. Why hurt yourself!? ”

Xue Pu smiled slightly: "Are you jealous?" ”

"Humph!" The little fox hugged his forearm and turned his head with a displeased face: "Every time I accompany someone shopping and walk there, I unconsciously stop there, it is obvious that there is a ghost!" ”

"Hey! I'm so grumpy, I don't have much of you, what are you guessing! ”

"Dare you say you didn't raise that flower." The little fox said.

Xue Pu's heart froze, how did she know?

Reluctantly turned around and said, "My family arranged a blind date." I'm afraid I'm not available..."

"Blind date... Bored! I've got a million-dollar deal here, or should I come? ”

"A million!" Xue Pu and Zhou Yunfeng boarded the fryer!

His face changed greatly, he rubbed his chest and beat his legs, and hurriedly greeted the little fox: "Sister Fox in society!" Relationships are iron! ”

"What are you talking about?!" Xue Pu said with a smile.

"I'll rub, aren't you righteous and awe-inspiring on weekdays, and you were sold for a million?"

"Sister Fox! Hehe, that's a million! Look at our two brothers, if you are poor, you still have to marry a daughter-in-law. What kind of business do you say, as long as you don't break the law and discipline, go in the water! Fire in the fire. ”

Zhou Yunfeng nodded: "Yes, there is nothing wrong, go in the water and fire, go in the fire and water!" ”

The thousand-faced fox stared at Xue Pu and said, "Boy, your personality has collapsed, you didn't love money so much in the first few chapters~"

"Well, actually... In fact, it's not just the hands that are injured by dunks! Xue Pu frowned slightly.

Zhou Yunfeng said with a smile: "There are also baskets and basketball hoops!" The water and electricity bills of Chang'an Pingkangfang, and he has not returned home for many years, so he always has to send some money back, right? ”

The Thousand-Faced Fox nodded and took out a card: "Oh, so that's it!" To give... Black-hearted money, I kept the 100,000 I robbed you last time. ”

Xue Pu said angrily: "I don't want Shang Tianliang's dirty money." ”

"Phew! I keep the dirty money for myself, it's my own earnings! ”

Seeing Xue Pu accept the money, the thousand-faced fox put on his clothes unhurriedly, and took out an invitation letter from the gap between his round chests: "Poof, I just said that I went to the water, this time this deal, I really went to the water." ”

In the water? Xue Pu and Zhou Yunfeng asked.

The little fox said: "Jin Ganbao's "Sou Shen Ji" volume 12 contains: "Outside the South China Sea, there are mermaids, who live in water like fish, do not waste weaving achievements, and their eyes cry, they can produce pearls." ”

Tang Li Shangyin has a poem: There are tears in the pearl of the sea and the moon, and the blue field is warm and the jade is smoking.

This merman seems to be a mythical thing, but the fishermen of China's Nansha Islands actually caught a live merman on the way to fishing.

It is rumored that this merman burst into tears, and his mouth is a rarity.

And this merman is very touching, if you hear good poems and good words, you will cry when you are emotional!

Local celebrities are ready to hold a poetry party on a luxury cruise ship. The winner will receive a prize of five million!

But tsk. It is not only the Celestial Empire that participates, but also the Wa Kingdom, the Nanbang Country, the Yue Monkey Country, and the Rili Wanji Country in the Chinese character cultural circle. ”

"Eh!" Zhou Yunfeng's blossom: "Hahaha, so you want us to go to the poetry club to compose poems to win glory for the country!" ”

"Poetry? Just the two of you? The little fox mocked: "I asked you to get on the boat with me, find the merman, and help me cry for her!" After crying, tears and tears! ”

The little fox pinched the slender little waist.

Xue Pu asked, "Are there any conditions for getting on the ship?" ”

The thousand-faced fox said: "First, go and sign up to compose poems and pass the test for free. Second, if you want to get on the ship, pay a million tickets. Third, the kind of beauty with high appearance is convex and backward. ”

"Whew, Soga." Xue Pu thought about it carefully, this was obviously a gathering for rich people to choose beautiful women.

"Uncle, I have already paid you the money for you to get on the boat, I have checked that the merman is not on the list of protected animals, and it is not illegal to cry her. A single shark pearl can now be sold for a million. We'll earn a drop of crying!

As for Zhou Yunfeng, tsk tsk, I don't have so much money on hand to pay him. He can figure it out for himself. "The Fox with a Thousand Faces said.

This statement has been finished, who knew that Xue Pu turned out to be indifferent.

He is good at poetry, and as long as he doesn't use the imperial examination to compose essays, he is still very sure.

"Hahaha, this poetry meeting, Da Lao Tie will use my quota~ I'll take the exam~"

Zhou Yunfeng looked hesitant: "I know you can write some broken poems, but this is a national competition, can you do something?" ”

"What's not to do, take the heart as the will, the speech as the poem, and make it up~" Xue Pu smiled.

"Cut, I don't believe it! You can register online, you can get a score after answering the questions online, and you can participate if you exceed 95. The little fox looked down on her, and the rough man still knew poetry, and she didn't dare to say that she had first glimpsed the way after studying it for a long time.

"Give me the link, and you'll wait for the score." Xue Pu wrote the word calm all over his face, after all, his own poetry and writing skills for many years are still counted.

The Thousand-Faced Fox is still skeptical.

Xue Pu Lisuo opened the laptop, opened the browser, closed the home page A, and entered Baidu.

The mouse clicked on the answer link sent by the little fox, and said with a smile:

"I, Xue Pu, can't do anything else in my life, but I've never been afraid of it, and I've never lost a bet!" The tone was very confident.

“...... Wait a minute. Xue Pu clicked on the content of the answer and looked confused.

"I'm rubbing, who is this question! Funny!! Xue Pu's expression changed greatly, and his angry mouse and keyboard were crazy!

Watching Xue Pu look at the laptop, he was in a hurry, and the keyboard crackled.

The thousand-faced fox smiled evilly: "Hahaha, it's not good, pull your crotch!" It's time for the calf! Don't pretend to be forced! Extremely ridiculous, he said in his heart: "Silly Xue Pu, lazy and simple, where can you know any poems, it's really..."

Who knew that before the words fell, Xue Pu, who was more than 10,000 words a day, had already finished the words and simply smiled at her.

In an instant, the little fox's face was filled with the word petrification.

"Na! You see, 100% right! Xue Pu pointed to the computer screen simply and calmly, his eyes were full of innocence, and he hurriedly turned off the pop-up window.

The little fox looked at the screen, and the test report card was written with Arabic numerals.

"God, Xue Pu, do you still have this hidden skill?" The little fox's surprise was written all over his cheeks, and he danced with his hands: "So powerful, I already knew I would recognize you as my boyfriend." Can I kiss you? ”

Xue Pu rolled his eyes and pushed her away: "Xinei! What did you do earlier! We only exist for money now! ”

Zhou Yunfeng said with a smile: "Then my old iron is so awesome, the contemporary king of Mengdi!" I'll tell you about his college entrance examination math problems, using gossip to calculate! I'm rubbing, six of a force! ”

The little fox pointed to the screen: "But these are all fill-in-the-blanks..."

Xue Pu spread his hands and went back to bed to doze off.

Looking at Xue Pu's lazy and lazy appearance, the little fox frowned lightly: "Xue Pu... Now, you can write poetry, I don't believe it... Unless, unless you write it now, I'll admit it. ”

"Okay, I'm sorry for you! It is more likely that the mouth is not as good as the slow scrutiny. How much you have to bear with it! ”

"Good!" Little fox

As soon as the words fell, Xue Pu opened his mouth and chanted in an ancient tune, which shocked the audience for a while:

Quasi-ancient wounded spring

The willows are southerly windy, and the swallow grass is green.

The spring river tide is like practice, and the flying flowers build white jade.

Suddenly the spring is over, and the years are fast.

The child is crowned with hair, and the deceased will never return.

Life drowns the sun and the moon, and Rong Hua is cramped.

The beauty of the Huanjiang River, singing the Yue Ren song.

The sad song turned to the clouds, and the voice went with the waves.

The gentleman has something to do, and the Xuanniao is in peace.

Let Yan Du cherish it and take it according to the water.

After reciting the poem, the little fox was stunned, she looked in the mirror and muttered to herself: "The spring is over, and the years are as fast as the years go." The child is crowned with hair, and the deceased will never return. Life drowns the sun and the moon, and Rong Hua is cramped. Let Yan Du cherish it, and take it from the water... Let Yan cherish it alone, and take it from the water..."

With a lost look, he turned around and left.

Zhou Yunfeng asked: "Da Lao Tie, what's wrong with her." ”

"Poof, it's nothing, she thinks I'm awesome..."

Xue Pu's poem actually expresses the feeling of sad spring first, describing the fleeting spring;

Then it was said that the personnel had changed, the deceased was not there, and the child was crowned as an adult;

In the end, he said that no matter how beautiful he was, whether he was worried, whether he was worried, or whether he had ambitions, no one could complain, and he could only flow with the water;

The last couplet is a sentence that makes Yan Du cherish it and take it by himself, but he deducts all the titles of the poem to explain the feeling of sadness and loneliness.

But I don't know why the little fox is worried.