One hundred and thirty-one chapters, original text and excerpts
On Monday, Xu Wei High School, early self-study, Xue Pu seemed to be serious and sat in the office of the classroom of the class, maintaining discipline.
The little fox who entered the door with him took his schoolbag and returned to his seat to prepare for his morning reading, but found that his seat was full of garbage, and the word broken shoes was written on the table with a marker.
She frowned slightly, cleaned up the garbage without saying a word, returned to her seat and took out her textbook, but listened to the private discussions of her classmates.
A girl who likes gossip on weekdays said, "Eh, have you heard? Qin Xiaoqi and Teacher Xue are in love with teachers and students, and Qin Xiaoqi spent the night at Teacher Xue's house last night! I guess the two of them did it! ”
"Huh!? It's over, how can my male god fall in love with that little bitch!? Bad reviews, pink turns black! Another girl with a pimple-covered face said.
"That's it, Qin Xiaoqi's slut is just shameless, a bitch in a bitch with a little third face, he must be a little third!" A big fat girl with heavy makeup said.
"Eh, what do you know, those dick cancers like these skinny, and angry sows! You are like when Song Qiaobing didn't die, how many men sent that bitch to the east and west! We women should be independent and self-reliant, not with Chinese men, and those heterosexual sows who have a leg with male cock cancer! It's time to expel women! The secretary of the women's league in the class, with neat short hair and a body as strong as a cow, pointed at the little fox.
A pair of female school committee members with hanging eyebrows also said: "Eh, I say, you always care about what those juniors who have no background at home and are not good at studying, they will eat dog shit and dig out dung in the future, and go home to farm, but we are going to study abroad and learn advanced Western civilization. ”
The girls were chattering and saying bad things about the little fox, but the little fox didn't care, but it was the ignorance of the frog at the bottom of the well, she only peeked at Xue Pu with affection, and looked at him in a daze as he read a book in the light of the moon.
Suddenly, the girl with a pimple on her face snorted and said, "I look at Xue Pu, it's only when I'm blind that I look at such a slut!" This woman doesn't squeak, she doesn't squeak, in private, she sleeps with a lot of men! ”
"That's it, that's it, I don't think Xue Pu is a serious person!" The school committee said.
"Who are you two scolding!" Hearing a few girls sarcastically Xue Pu, the little fox instantly became angry, her slender body rose violently, her palm galloped, and she slapped it over.
But when he heard a loud bang, the classmates in the classroom were stunned, and they saw the little fox slap the fat girl who was 1.8 meters eight to the ground.
Five bloody handprints appeared on the face of the fat girl with pimples on her face, and the wound oozed red blood.
The little fox pulled out a pencil sharpener, immediately pushed out the blade, grabbed the fat girl's hair violently, and pressed her to the ground: "Stinky girl, who are you talking about!" Believe it or not, I'm going to pull your eyeballs out! ”
As he spoke, the blade of the pencil sharpener in his hand approached the girl's eyes little by little.
The fat girl was so frightened that she cried: "Ahhhh Qin Xiaoqi, what are you going to do! Other... Don't do this! ”
The classmates were in an uproar, and they couldn't imagine that Qin Xiaoqi, who was quiet and easy-going on weekdays, would be so scary in a fit of anger, and what was even more terrifying was Qin Xiaoqi's terrifying skills.
"Stinky! Xue Pu is also scolded by you! The little fox scolded.
The commotion immediately spread to the podium, and seeing that the little fox was about to cause a big disaster, Xue Pu, who was a teacher, rushed over in three or two steps, and hurriedly snatched the knife: "Stop!" What are you doing, girl! ”
"Don't do it! I just can't get used to people scolding you! The little fox blushed angrily, coughed a few times, his body was already trembling, and his eyes were still staring at the girl on the ground viciously.
Xue Pu knew that the little fox was sick, and he was afraid that he would cough up blood again due to mood swings...
"It's okay, I'll take care of it." Xue Pu immediately protected the little fox behind him.
At this moment, the school committee and the secretary of the Youth League stood up: "Teacher! Qin Xiaoqi beat her classmates, quickly punish her... My dad is the director! ”
"Punish what? Will Qin Xiaoqi fight with you for no reason? Because of what's hands-on? Don't think that if you are a class leader, you can bully your classmates coldly! Xue Pu frowned, and he knew roughly what the situation was.
The intrigue between these girls, the calculations and calculations of these girls are irrelevant in the eyes of the little fox, it must be that these girls say something that the little fox can't bear to say, and what she does to make her unbearable will have such a result.
The Youth League Committee said: "Teacher, it's obviously Qin Xiaoqi who beats people!" How can we say that we are dedicated to serving our students, and the school committee is still a glorious member! Qin Xiaoqi is an ordinary person, but she made a mistake, you are biased! ”
Xue Pu's tone was angry: "Yes, what's wrong with my partiality?" I'm just eccentric... You go to the Education Bureau to sue me~"
Hearing this, the little fox's heart fluttered, and she was helpless, Xue Pu actually protected her like this.
As soon as the words came out, the four were speechless, the Youth League Committee wanted to use the old routine to take the teacher to bully the little fox, but who knew that Xue Pu had made it clear that he was biased, and the school committee also suffered a dumb loss.
Xue Pu cleared his throat and pretended to say, "Ahem, cough... Inner Xiaoqi classmates, no matter what, there shouldn't be fights between classmates! Go, pack your schoolbag and go home to reflect...", and whispered: "I want to eat Mao Xuewang at night..."
The little fox smiled sweetly, his eyes suddenly became weird, and he thought that his anger was half gone.
Hurriedly packed up the desk and left the classroom, the little fox knew that this was also a punishment for her, after all, she was clamoring to come to school, and she made trouble for Xue Pu.
In the corridor, the little fox bumped into a galloping figure...
Jiang Xi and Zheng Bin in the back row were stunned, what kind of punishment is it for me to wipe Brother Xue, go home and reflect for a day, it is equivalent to a holiday!
hurriedly echoed: "Teacher, teacher, we also made mistakes, come and punish us!" Let's go home and reflect! ”
Xue Pu looked at the school committee and the secretary of the Youth League with a surprised face, and said: "Have the strength to chew the tongue of your classmates, let's take the final test today, and look for parents if the results have regressed!" "With that, he brought out a large stack of Huanggang rolls from under the lectern...
Let's say that Xue Pu chose a set of paper exams with the most classical Chinese, and he knew that these so-called good students were mostly educated in Western style on weekdays, and they neither respected nor valued this set of classical Chinese.
When it comes to the level of ancient literature, it is not necessarily better than the "bad students" who watch "Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin" and "Golden Bottle Plum" in class all day long.
is full of a set of rolling papers, and these school committee presidents, who are known as school tyrants, are all pulling their hips.
Xue Pu sat back in his chair and said in his heart: "These children are playing with the thieves' ancestors, bullying the old women, and torturing you to death." ”
During the period when he was acting as the head teacher, although he was investigating cases every day, he was not sloppy at all in the curriculum, and every morning reading would tell the children the stories of the Analects, Mencius and other sages, knowing that these sage books and stories of the ancients would help the children to go to the right path, distinguish between good and evil, right and wrong.
However, when the sergeant heard the sermon, he acted diligently, and it was not enough to say that he was not smiling. However, he can always receive small reports from student cadres such as various Youth League committees and school committees, of course, many of them are said that Han Dong spoke in class.
Xue Pu was supervising the students' answers, when suddenly a frizzy voice pushed the door in: "Report!" I'm late! ”
When I looked closely, it was really Han Dong...
Xue Pu was not difficult for him, and immediately asked him to return to his seat and start answering questions...
And Xue Pu went to the toilet.
Half an hour later, Xue Pu peeked into the classroom from the back door and saw Han Dong sitting at the back door, looking for the answer with his mobile phone...
Densely written on a roll of paper, the handwriting is sore, and I am tired and sweaty.
Jiang Xi saw Xue Pu, and just hurriedly signaled Han Dong to let him stop copying, and the two avoided the squad leader's probing and hurriedly communicated with their lips.
Xue Pu pretended not to see it and walked in from the main entrance: "Eh, I'll go, I heard the loudest sound in our classroom when I walked from the school gate!" ”
The secretary of the Youth League immediately raised his hand: "Report!" ”
Xue Pu was secretly proud...
"Han Dong cheats on his mobile phone!"
Han Dong looked confused: "Eh, I'll go!" What the hell! You're sitting in the first row, how can you see me playing with my phone in the last row! Who's going to cheat again! ”
The secretary of the regiment said: "Hmph! I'm a class leader, and if you cheat, you will cheat, and the teacher will listen to me! After that, the secretary of the Youth League took advantage of his privilege to go to the ground at will, walked up to Han Dong's rolling paper, and said to Xue Pu: "Teacher! Look at this question, let him write silently, you see what he wrote! ”
Han Dong pouted and said, "Lisao! What else could it be!? ”
The secretary of the League sneered and mocked: "Heh~ Emperor Gaoyang's Miao descendant, Emperor I'm called Boyong.... You're leaving, I'll make you a hundred squats! The first sentence of the divorce is clearly that the long wife rests to cover up the tears, and mourns the difficulties of the people's livelihood! ”
Xue Pu was suddenly startled and couldn't help laughing, the secretary of the Youth League, you dig a pit for yourself to jump, don't blame me~
He immediately said: "Youth League Committee, you lost this time, the Lisao in our version of the textbook is a small excerpt from the original text of Lisao." Although it is in the textbook, I have already talked about the passage of "Chang Tai Xi to cover up the tears" in class, and the correct beginning of Lisao is, the descendants of Emperor Gaoyang..."
The secretary of the League was speechless for an instant, but he didn't want to squat, so he had to shut up immediately.
Seeing that Xue Pu was partial to himself, Han Dong got cheap but was still obedient, and said with a smile: "Hehehe, do you see it, let you be smart." ”
"What's smart? You can make mistakes by copying the answers yourself, and you're embarrassed to speak? ”
Han Dong scratched his head helplessly...
Xue Pu smiled: "Let's go, Dong'er, cheat in the exam, come with me to the office~"
Han Dong was stunned for a moment, and followed Xue Pu to the office... Xue Pu drank some wolfberry water in a thermos cup unhurriedly: "Han Dong, you are a smart person, you know what I want, what is your father's phone number?" I'm looking for your parents..."
Hearing that Han Dong was looking for his parents, he was blinded the moment, he never expected Xue Pu to suddenly put him in a car!
He hurriedly begged for mercy: "Brother Xue, don't mind!!" You said you wouldn't be looking for a parent..."
"I regret it~~" Xue Pu smiled, my heart is cheaper, I haven't lost yet.
Han Dong hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, what, as long as you don't look for your parents, you speak, go in the water, go in the fire!" ”
Speaking of this, Xue Pu smiled slightly, patted the case and asked, "Do you know where Song Qiaobing and Jiang Fei went and what they did on the day Du Shilei disappeared!?" ”