"Listen to me, as long as our brothers are here, the people on the ship are absolutely safe!" DuPont patted his chest and said: "So captain, please arrange the best room on the ship for us, preferably warm and sunny, we need a comfortable resting environment, so that we can always cheer up and protect everyone!" ”

"In addition, we must carefully select the best ingredients for our food!" "By the way, both of us brothers are meatless, and of course, it would be perfect if there was seafood and the best wines!" ”

"Uh, oh my God! These two shameless guys are really kicking their noses in the face! The angry captain whispered to the others: "I firmly believe that these two two are taking advantage of their positions to go on vacation, they are just a pair of hopeless super rice buckets and fools, and they are by no means good helpers!" ”

"Hahaha-" When the other three heard this, they couldn't help but laugh.

"Well, I'd like to see ......" Captain Haddock touched his chin and pondered: "The first-class guest rooms, Guan Heng, Qin'er and Ding Ding are all full, you two idiots don't even think about it, I look at the storage room where the miscellaneous items are piled up, there are some corners where there can be two beds!" ”

"Bastard! Listen to me—" Captain Haddock became angry when he looked at the two unbeaten faces of Dupont and Dupon, and said to them angrily, "I don't expect you to protect anyone on board, take care of yourselves, and don't mess with us!" ”

"Uh, okay!" The two detectives looked at each other helplessly, and then the two of them said with some concern: "Then can our food standards be ......?"

"Wang-" As soon as he said this, a small figure shouted happily, and it suddenly scurried over the deck, and slipped into Qin'er's arms!

"Little bastard, don't run! I'm going to chop you alive! "At this moment, Bill, the angry chef on the ship, chased after him with the kitchen knife in his hand!

"Stop!" Seeing that the other party was rampage, Guan Heng suddenly glared at him, took a step forward and stopped in front of Qin'er, he crossed his waist and said to the cook, "What are you doing?" Don't you see a lady here? Slashing knives and exploding foul language, you don't know how to look at the occasion! ”

"Ah Heng, don't let him come over, it will scare Bai Xue!" Qin'er gently stroked the puppy's fur and said, "Let him take a few steps back and put down the kitchen knife first!" ”

"Bill, did you hear my girlfriend?" Guan Heng hugged his shoulders and chuckled: "You calm down, let's talk about what is going on first!" ”

"Dangchang!" Chef Bill threw the kitchen knife to the ground angrily, and he spread his hands to everyone and said, "Captain, Mr. Guan Heng, Mr. Tintin, you all judge the reason, if this is the case again, I will not be able to do this job!" ”

"Enough!" Adoc crossed his waist and posed with the captain's majesty and said, "Don't complain, you can tell me why you are chasing the puppy!" ”

"Oops! I just made dozens of afternoon snacks, and they were all filled chocolate chip cookies for everyone! Bill pouted and said with a resentful face: "But as soon as I turned around to wash the pan, those biscuits were all ...... by it" Bill pointed to the puppy Bai Xue in Qin'er's arms, and said angrily: "All stolen and eaten by this thief puppy!" ”

"Alas, Bai Xue, you are really!" Ding Ding hurriedly took his little pet from Qin'er's arms, and he scolded the puppy repeatedly: "You little guy, your mouth is too greedy, I knew that I wouldn't take you on the boat and hand you over to someone else for custody!" ”

"Wang ...... Wang ...... "The puppy Bai Xue frowned, and only barked softly, and it seemed to be a little embarrassed by his excessive behavior!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Bill!" At this time, Qin'er hurriedly walked up to the chef and bowed deeply, and she said in a low voice: "Ding Ding has to discuss important matters with the captain and Ah Heng these days, so Bai Xue has always been watched by me!" ”

"Due to my negligence, it is now stealing the cookies you made yourself, and I am very sorry!" Qin'er's big watery eyes turned red, as if she was about to cry.

Where has Bill ever seen such a beautiful woman attacking with pear blossoms and rain? At this moment, his old face was flushed, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Forget it, Miss Qin'er, I hope you can take a good look at the puppy in the future, I, I don't blame it, that ...... I'll go first! ”

In a hurry, Bill turned around and left, but he didn't notice that he tripped over the kitchen knife he threw on the deck, he quickly picked up the kitchen knife, smiled awkwardly at everyone, turned around and ran!

"Cut! Seeing someone else's girlfriend is so out of shape! Phew-" Guan Heng spat angrily at Bill's distant back, and then muttered, "What are you staring at my Qin'er?" Decay! I'm really afraid that you won't be able to pull it out if you see it! ”

"Yo Yo Yo, Ah Heng is delicious!" Qin'er smiled and grabbed her boyfriend's arm, and she said softly, "Okay, okay, let's go!" ”

"By the way, Captain, where is our room?" DuPont asked Adoc.

"Uh, it's in the storage room in the front cabin!" Addock lit his pipe, he took a puff and said, "Come with me, I'll show you the best living conditions on this ship, you'll have a lot of rats and cockroaches as roommates!" ”

"Hey, DuPont, Dupont! As a good friend, I would like to remind you a few words! Guan Heng suddenly had an idea and wanted to play tricks on these two confused detectives, so he asked, "Since you have come on board to carry out a secret mission to protect everyone, have you brought your own camouflage tools?" ”

"What camouflage tool?" The two of them were a little puzzled when they heard this, so they asked in unison: "Then Guan Heng, how do you think we should pretend to be appropriate?" ”

"First of all, you have to mingle with the people on this ship, and after you integrate with everyone, it will be easier to carry out your work!" Guan Heng hugged his shoulders and smiled: "The current outfit, top hat, suit and civilization staff are too serious and formal, you should go and change into two seafarer costumes and wear them!" ”

"Well, there's more! Seafarers and sailors work in the sun all year round, their skin is dark, and you also have to sunbathe often, preferably four hours a day! ”

"We get it! Guan Heng, you are really smart! The two nodded and praised, and Du Pang asked again, "Then do you have any other instructions?" ”

"Well, this is ......" Guan Heng touched his chin and pretended to be pensive, amusing the Qin Er next to him to cover his mouth and steal fun, and then Guan Heng raised his head and said: "Real seafarers have the habit of chewing tobacco, so you should also try it seriously." But remember, after putting tobacco in your mouth and chewing it, don't swallow it, it will make you upset! ”

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