Moon worship festival is a grand festival of the year in the Yujing Dynasty, celebrated all over the world!

On the first night, hundreds of civil and military officials brought their families to the palace to admire the moon and talk!

Wangtian Pavilion occupies a huge area in the palace, with round houses all around, hollow and transparent, and you can see the full moon from every angle!

There is also a man-made waterfall group on the side, just like the natural scene in the mountains, under the background of the moonlight, it is even more gorgeous and colorful, and it is extremely spectacular!

The hall is full of delicacies, the military generals sit in groups of three or five, the emperor and the queen, the seven princesses sit in the upstairs private room, the old prince and the old lady, Yang Taishi and his wife are also accompanied by the left and right.

"See the emperor, the queen!" said the civil and military officials.

"You don't need to be formalized today, just talk freely!"

"Emperor Xie!"

Ah Lang is wearing a snow-white shirt today, wearing a delicate soft Luo hat, and the heroic courage in his ears sets off his handsome appearance, which is even more eye-catching. Ah Lang and Qianyu, Meng'er, Fat Man and several others occupied a table, and the generals behind them bowed their hands to Qianyu.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the emperor will enjoy the bright moon with us tonight, and we will celebrate the students who have read poetry and books as poems!" said Zhao Chuji, a scholar of the first assistant university in the cabinet. Ah Lang and the fat man, the monkey muttered something in front of the table, and laughed from time to time, Zhao Daxue and other literati saw it, frowned slightly, and then shook their heads and sighed: A group of vulgar people, in such an elegant place, even ignore the image of etiquette, it is really insulting!

There was a scholar with ill intentions, and said loudly: "I and other civil ministers and military generals, all as poems for everyone to enjoy, tonight I will first take the waterfall in the pavilion as the theme, which of your generals will come first?"

"Your old prince is a military general, the first person in the army, it is said that his grandson Gui A Lang Gongzi is full of poetry and books, and his writing is brilliant, can you compose a poem first?" Ah Lang saw upstairs with his peripheral vision, and Taishi Yang nodded slightly, and he already knew in his heart, what a special thing! This is to make me ugly! It is equivalent to slapping the generals in the face in disguise.

Ah Lang got up and coughed lightly: "Wait a minute, listen!"

"At this time, the scenery is picturesque, and I wanted to give poetry to the world. However, Xiaosheng has no culture, so he can only lie in the groove and make a big wave!"

The generals shouted one after another: Ah Lang Gongzi, good literature, good literature......

A group of literati bared their teeth one by one: this ...... This can also be called a poem, it is clearly the streets and alleys, and it is not easy to slip into the stream!

Meng'er "giggled" and laughed non-stop, looking at Ah Lang with disgust: As soon as you came up, you started talking nonsense!

The emperor upstairs smiled silently, and said in his heart: This bad boy is going to start to be out of the right way again!

The queen and Qingqing also frowned slightly.

"Although the waterfall here is man-made, but the construction of the ingenious workmanship, the shape is strange, compared to the natural is not inferior, the sound of the waves rolling endlessly, isn't it a big wave?"

The literati shook their heads one after another, no longer paying attention to Ah Lang, you and I sat up with poems, and sometimes took the stage to give speeches and talk about poetry and painting.

Ah Lang was bored, and his eyes rolled: Fatty, Master Monkey, can I tell you two a joke?

The two hurriedly approached, and Meng'er was also going to come over to listen, Ah Lang's eyes glared and said, "You are not allowed to listen, it is not suitable for children!"

"Just listen, I'm three months older than you, what's not suitable for children, talk quickly!" Meng'er said.

Ah Lang spoke softly, Qian Yu also secretly listened attentively, and some of the generals behind him also came closer......

Once upon a time, there was a general named Overlord, who was extremely powerful and mighty. His wife's name is Yu Ji, and she is beautiful. The two are very affectionate. Madame Yu Ji likes to eat whole roasted beef head meat, but she always feels that the cow is staring at her, and she can't help but be afraid. So every time she eats, she closes her eyes and lets the overlord cut her with a knife to eat. The overlord is rough and heroic, the knife is not good at cutting meat, he always cuts too much, and Yu Ji's cherry mouth can't be eaten, which is very embarrassing. In order to spread the touching story of the incomparable love between the two, the descendants called it "Blind Ji Batu"! After Ah Lang finished speaking, he looked at the bachelors who were talking......

After listening to Ah Lang's story, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the literati who were shaking their heads and talking eloquently, and suddenly burst into laughter......

"Hahaha......"

Meng'er laughed so hard that she lay on the table, her head down and she didn't dare to get up. Qianyu sat upright, constantly inhaling deeply, and occasionally coughing......

The fat man and the monkey master patted Ah Lang's shoulder unscrupulously, laughing speechlessly......

Ah Lang looked at his nose and his nose and his heart, and sat upright and said: "Look at what kind of system you have become one by one, this is an elegant place, don't make a loud noise." ”

Qingqing looked at Ah Lang and their happy appearance upstairs, so envious, sneaked downstairs, sat next to Meng'er, and asked them what they were laughing at, Meng'er shook her head, lying on the table and didn't dare to get up......

"Ah Lang Gongzi, since you are so able to speak well, why don't you explain it on the stage, I will listen to it!"

Ah Lang said: Nima's! You say yours, I say mine, we have nothing to do with each other, how good it is to coexist peacefully, you have to provoke trouble and die!

Ah Lang stood up, straightened his hat, used his sleeves to put his body back and forth, patted non-stop, rubbed for a long time, and then behind his hands, he walked incomparably and exaggeratedly, took a step with his left foot, then followed with his right foot, paused slightly, and walked slowly forward to the stage step by step......

One by one, the literati in the audience said: You should hurry up! Who should you show in a pretend? If you can't talk about it on the stage for a while, it's not your business to be ashamed.

Ah Lang finally walked to the stage, then clasped his fists with both hands, and solemnly arched his hands to the surroundings and said: "All the fathers and villagers here, uncles and aunts, three old and four young, today everyone invites someone to come to the stage to give a speech, (and then patted his chest and thumbs up to himself) Brother, I am very honored, very honored!"

Everyone in the audience crooked their mouths and squinted their eyes, frowned and said in their hearts: You are a mountain king, come to the stage to reprimand your subordinates! Call us uncles and aunts, you call yourself a brother. What do you mean by seniority?

Meng'er smiled and said to Qianyu and Qingqing: "Langlang is about to start playing treasure, I like to watch it the most!"

Ah Lang looked at the crowd in the audience: "Since you have invited me to the stage, do you know what you want to talk about, brother?"

Everyone in the audience: You said, aren't we listening, don't you say, who knows what you're going to say? They all shook their heads......

Ah Lang shook his head when he saw everyone, and said, "Since you don't know, what I'm going to talk about, that is, to play the piano to the cow, don't say it!" After speaking, he was about to walk off the stage.

Everyone in the audience almost fainted in unison: this ...... That's it, who's the cow? You didn't say anything!

Some literati shouted: We all know it!

"You all know it, so don't talk about it, what am I still rambling about?" Ah Lang said and stepped down again.

Everyone: This product came to power, it is purely a scoundrel! Why did your family come up with such a No. 1 product!

Some literati hurriedly shouted again: "Some of us know, some don't!"

Ah Lang pointed to the audience and said, "Those of you who know, give those of them those who don't know, hurry up and say!" After speaking, he strode off the stage.

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, big eyes and small eyes: this ...... That's it! What do you know? What do I don't know? What did he say when he came to power?

Meng'er squeezed Ah Lang's hand under the table and said with a smile: "Langlang! You are really necrotic! I am all confused, what do you know, what do you know, what do you say?"

Ah Lang's expression was serious, he shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands and said, "I don't know what I'm talking about?

Everyone at the table scolded Ah Lang in unison......

The emperor also had a toothache upstairs; This thing is purely teasing everyone!

The queen said in her heart: Little villain! In front of everyone's eyes, this doesn't seem very good!

The old prince and the old lady smiled and nodded frequently......

Taishi Yang frowned slightly, sticking to his beard, not knowing what he was thinking......

Ah Lang then whispered to everyone again......