Hello, everyone, my name is Ye Yu.

That's right, I'm the strange man who is a good cook, a strong man, and a handsome gentleman.

When I took over the 50-meter-long menu, for some reason, my unwilling, struggling, and helpless heart suddenly calmed down in that moment, as if Jesus had accepted his fate, and I gave in.

Hey, what are you looking at! Don't look at it, look at this bag of crystal nuclei again, it's not yours!

Ahem, wait a minute, where did you just go?

Am I giving in?

Harm, after all, she is a girl, and if she wants to eat something delicious in the last days, she should be, as a man, she has the obligation to cook a big table of breakfast for her.

Ye Yu stuffed the crystal nucleus into his backpack and said the head.

Onlookers Fengyan: ......

Sure enough, human beings have no dignity in the face of "huge sums of money"!

She even suspected that Ye Xinhuan would let him dance a striptease on the spot, and he would immediately agree.

But she never expected that the man next to her was even more undignified.

"Boss! Boss, do you want to take six dogs? Ji Leng pouted with teary eyes, like an abandoned earth dog seeing that his owner had a poodle, accusing her of ruthlessness, "Have you forgotten the second dog who longs for your favor under the shore of Daming Lake?" ”

"Oh, that's the second dog who feeds me dog food every day, isn't it?" Ye Xinhuan let out a merciless sneer.

Ji Leng felt weak in his heart, and then said, "A dog who doesn't produce his own dog food is not a good dog, right?" ”

"Oh, that crystal nucleus is also a kind of dog food, you can produce it yourself!"

Ji Leng's eyes widened, "I'm going back to tell the other four dogs that you have changed and you want to pet the six dogs alone!" You're going to abandon us! ”

Ye Yu on the side was chewing bread and watching the excitement, hey, the party is still here, why did he become a six dogs inexplicably?

He looked at Fengyan, who was watching the bustle on the side, thought of something, and secretly asked in a low voice, "Aren't you jealous?" ”

His man blatantly "grabs favor" in front of other girls.

Feng Yan glanced at him carelessly, "What do you want, Ji Leng is 28 years old, Ye Xinhuan is 16 years old, and they are 12 years old, big brother!" ”

Ye Yu choked, it made sense!

But......

He looked at Su Ting, who had been silent and sitting on the sofa reading a book, and it was no wonder that he thought about it too much, he had seen everything in his eyes in the past month, the man with the scar on his face, the doting eyes when he looked at the girl when he was a child could not deceive people, and the little girl did not refuse this ambiguity, which led him to always think that Ye Xinhuan was a good uncle.

As if seeing Ye Yu's doubts, Feng Yan's gossip soul that was about to move instantly ignited, "Brother Tai, I'll give you a science popularization!" ”

So on this day, Ye Yu learned about the love and hatred between Ye Xinhuan, Su Ting, and Su Chen.

Of course, Feng Yan still concealed some things, such as that Su Ting and Su Chen are the same person.

Feng Yan also added, "Oh yes, and your brother Ye Liuchen." ”

All at once it became a story of four people.

Ye Yu was speechless, and also shared the gossip on his side, "Actually, before my second brother, I was crazy about a girl. ”

"Huh? Who is it? Feng Yan's heart was pounding, and she suddenly had a premonition that she might be about to know who the girl in Ye Xinhuan's body was.

"I don't know if you've heard of it, Situ Huan of the Situ family in the capital."

Fengyan: ???

Wait a minute?

Who are you talking about?

You repeat?

Situ Huan?

The one who slaughtered half of the zombies in the city with his own strength, was about to die so much that he couldn't see it anymore, and she Ye Xinhuan used her healing ability for three days and two nights and almost didn't get cured, and finally cured Situ Huan, who woke up and choked her neck and almost twisted off her delicate and cute little head?

Recalling this memory, Feng Yan's face turned green, no wonder when she first recovered from a serious illness, Situ Huan, who lived in the hospital, followed her buttocks every day, and asked where Su Chen was, it turned out that it was because the other party had a crush on Su Chen!

Ma Dan, if you let the other party know, Su Chen's ...... It's because of herself, she'll be skinned and made into a human-faced lantern, right?

No, no, no, making adult lanterns is cheaper, maybe she will use her tendons to make skipping ropes, her bones to make dog beating sticks, her meat to make buns and dumplings, and her heart, liver, spleen and lungs to be spicy and hot......

"Woo woo, husband, I died so miserably!" Feng Yan couldn't hold back, and cried.

Ji Leng hugged his wife tenderly with both arms, stroked her hair, and said affectionately, "Be good, don't be afraid, I'll die with you~"

The corners of Ye Yu's mouth twitched slightly, and finally decided to ignore the drama couple, and continued, "But I don't know what's going on, the second brother suddenly shifted the target, but it's okay, maybe he can hug the beauty this time, after all, Situ Huan is that girl, he really got it." ”

Feng Yan wiped away her tears, and complained in her heart, then you are afraid that you will be disappointed, and your brother will not be able to hold this beauty, because the current Ye Xinhuan is the former Situ Huan.

But Situ Huan was still very cute when she was a child, and she didn't know what happened, which made her become the cold-blooded and murderous appearance she later on.

The naïve Feng Yan thought so.

And since Ye Yu heard the story of the two Su and one Ye, he decided to help his younger brother, and he can't hold Situ Huan back, not even Ye Xinhuan, right?

That's too miserable.

My brother is going to cry, right?

Ye Yu, who wanted to see his younger brother crying, thought so.

Leaf Dust: ...... Brother, you are really my brother!

……

Ye Yu decided to tell stories in front of Su Ting and Ye Xinhuan every day.

It's all about the story of the uncle and Lori who couldn't be together in the end, and told Su Ting insinuatingly, give up quickly, aren't you ashamed to gnaw on the tender grass?

Su Ting turned a deaf ear, and just when Ye Yu thought that this big brother was actually very easy to bully, Ye Yu, who had picked up the corpse, returned to the same place and found that Su Ting's car had long since disappeared.

Ye Yu: ???

I'm still too young!

In the end, he had to get into Ji Leng's car.

Doctor Qin Zheng is an optimistic and sunny young man, and when he saw him come up, he immediately expressed a warm welcome, and then began to chatter, because Ye Yu had learned cooking skills and was quite clear about the structure of pigs, cows and sheep, so the two of them talked about the difference between the texture on beef and the texture on human flesh, and finally even worshipped the handle and agreed to find a zombie to dissect together tonight.

Ji Leng Fengyan, who was in the driver's seat and the passenger seat, silently closed his mouth, sure enough, the doctor and the butcher can't be provoked!

In the other car, Ye Xinhuan secretly glanced at the expressionless Su Ting, and noticed that the man's mood didn't seem to be very good, she stretched out her index finger and secretly hooked the man's palm.

The man took advantage of the situation to hold her little fingers, gently rubbing her fingertips, soft as marshmallows, a little confusion passed under his eyes, and his ears still seemed to be able to hear what Ye Yu had just said.

"This uncle and little Lori don't have a common language at all, the most important thing for the two of them to be together is, there is something to say, right? But my two friends can't hold back the topic when they meet, and they haven't broken up in the end. ”

"There is too much age difference, there is a generation gap, not to mention that the little girl is still young and ignorant, at this time I like the uncle, and I will like the little fresh meat in the future, it is very likely, my two colleagues look very affectionate, and in the end the woman still cheated on the handsome guy."

"Alas, when the uncle and little Lori go out, they will be asked if they are father and daughter? If you say that you are a couple, people look at you differently, as if you are a T-fetish, or you look at the girl with colored glasses and think she is a gold worshipper. ”。

That is like Tang Seng chanting the scriptures, which actually tortured Su Ting a little headache at the moment.