Chapter 667: Real and Fake Tattoos

"Master, please accept the apprenticeship."

Kui Yiyu had no heart and lungs, and knelt down for the abbot again, but the abbot turned away.

"Female benefactor."

"Master, don't kick me out of the master's door, okay? Now that I have become a full-fledged lawyer, I came here to ask you for peace, no, to you, anyway, I am here to tell you the good news. You're always with your back to me, looking at your bucket waist, and I don't have an appetite to eat. ”

"Babble, don't eat meat here."

"Guan Xiao, didn't you see that I was eating fast? Of course, these are not meat, but tofu drops, I used to eat it when I was a child, and my master also specially gave me nutritious meals, so that I could grow so tall, otherwise, maybe I would be a dwarf like you. ”

"It's unreasonable."

The abbot finally turned around and walked in front of Kui Yiyi, but the top of his head was bruised.

"Guan Xiao, I have a good point, as long as I let you out, my master will definitely not bear it, and he will see me."

"Babmy, I know you know Master, but you can't ......"

"Guan Xiao, you don't understand the doorway inside, give it to me, I have a card here, it was the last time I went back to Defan, I could do it casually. Shopping cards, movie cards, this is amazing, escape room cards, all for you, you go to see the world. ”

"Babies, you don't bring such a burying person, dare you to sum up that I haven't been to the supermarket or the cinema?"

"Or else? Have you been in a situation lately? Hey, Guan Xiao, don't you see, the old and difficult problem in our dormitory has finally been solved? Someone wants you? ”

Guan Xiao cleared his throat and lowered his head a little shyly.

"It's all for you, don't let your boyfriend think, you are a lawyer, and if you live so shabby, it will damage the reputation of the entire legal profession."

"It's not that exaggerated."

"Guan Xiao, look at how you are dressed, it looks like a drop picked up in the garbage, dressed like me, can't you? Wearing a ring on your hand and a big necklace around your neck, no matter how hot it is, you wear a gold bracelet, pat your legs when you're fine, pat your legs when you're okay, so that your boyfriend can see it, if he doesn't have good eyes, but whenever you can see a little light, you go to set a big gold tooth to make sure you blind him. There are also tattoos, and you can also get a gold edge, and when the time comes, you will really have heat stroke, and you will take off the fur a little bit, and it must be done. ”

"Tattoos? You wear rings and gold teeth, and you wear too pompous clothes, I can bear it, but you can't hurt your body, if you wash it off, it's a big blur, and it's very stumbling. ”

"Guan Xiao, you don't understand, looking at it like this, it's like a big brother's woman, do you know my current boyfriend? He had a former Kode before, and now he has changed it, but the tattoo on his arm is still there, I don't know how cool it is. ”

"That's because he didn't dare to wash it, you know, it's very painful, and the customers who have failed to get the tattoo have come to consult me about legal issues, so I know very well, if you don't get it, you will get AIDS."

"Hehehehe, Master, I got this with Guan Xiao, are you serious? Actually, this one on my body will fall off with a rub, and it's just a piece of paper, and my boyfriend's is the same, so we won't hold back the severe pain and get a birthmark scar. Master, I'm still yours, don't be angry......"