Shark tears twenty-ninth round, flying

The Shark Poetry Society was jointly organized by a number of countries in the Chinese character cultural circle, including the Celestial Empire.

In fact, whether it is a shark, a shark, an orc, or a man or a beast, whether it exists or not, it is only a reason.

In fact, the culture of the Celestial Empire has declined in recent years, and the thinking of the common people and literati has been seriously Westernized, and many traditional cultures and the recognition of ancestral wisdom have been lost.

And there is a lot of good in these cultures.

Later, entertained to death, who cares about any culture.

Precisely:

No one asked about the subset of history, and Kuaishou Douyin was full of thunder.

Therefore, many barbarians at home and abroad have admired the grace of China for thousands of years, and the country has been established by the virtue of China.

Now, in the name of cultural exchanges, a grand event is held to ridicule the absence of people in the Celestial Empire, with the intention of satirizing that China is no longer a country of etiquette, but a country of barbarians and barbarians.

After this poetry meeting brings together the elites of various countries, which country can win the championship in one fell swoop, it will be able to get the reputation of the state of etiquette.

It's like the country of Nanbang, even traditional Chinese medicine is said to be Korean medicine, and movable type printing is said to be Korean.

As Tang Wei Zheng said: Yi Di is not my race, his heart will be different, the strong will be a thief, weak and humble, regardless of kindness and righteousness, his nature is also.

is also as Song Sima Guang said: Yidi birds and beasts are also afraid of power but not virtue.

Let's say that Xue Pu, Zhou Yunfeng, and Chen Haopeng took their suits, boarded the dock, and looked around.

You can see a radius of several miles, the boats are connected with the mountains, the fishing boats go back and forth, and the blue sea is leisurely.

The white waves beat the reef, and the long wind blew the girl's skirt.

On the cruise ship that I only watched, there were beautiful women and countless talents.

Flags of various countries are fluttering in the wind, and cultural exhibits are hanging on the walls.

This Fuwei cruise ship is like a mountain and an island, and it looks like Pengying Xianshan from a distance.

Climb aboard, go to deck, and look out over the railing.

Buzz –

Ship start,

Frightened, the seabirds flew away like clouds.

The clouds are clear, the sky is as blue as indigo, and the seagulls suddenly fly and gather, which is very spectacular.

Looking to the east, it is an infinite blue sea, with clouds in the sky.

Looking back, the green mountains were drifting away again, and there was a lot of sorrow.

Zhou Yunfeng couldn't help but write a poem when he saw it: "Eh~~~~~ the sea is full of water!" ”

This roar frightened Chen Haopeng, he took off half of his pants and was going to the pool, wanting to be a beautiful boy in it quietly, but he suddenly got stuck in his crotch and fell directly into the water.

Zhou Yunfeng's long howl disrupted the leisure and fun of the literati on the boat, and they all set their eyes on this handsome guy wearing a big gold chain.

Zhou Yunfeng was in a good mood when he saw a beautiful woman looking at him, and took out the poems he had specially recited for this trip and recited them aloud.

Xue Pu, who was changing into Jordan's jersey and calling him to play, saw it.

I saw Zhou Yunfeng reciting loudly: "Eh~~~~~~ the bright moon does not return to the blue sea!! The white clouds are full of sorrow!! ”

Seeing that the effect was not obvious, there were not many beauties looking at him, and he shouted loudly: "Eh~~~~~ bright moon does not return to the blue sea!" The white clouds are full of sorrow!! ”

The people on the Fuwei ship were all angry, and they wanted to beat him at that time, Xue Pu was also frightened, and rushed up to cover the mouth of the big old iron: "Shut up!" Can you say something auspicious! ”

Thanks to Xue Pu's timely stopping, otherwise it would have been easy to be thrown into the sea to feed the sharks.

This poem is called "Crying Chao Qingheng" is written by Li Bai to Chao Heng, Chao Heng, formerly known as Abe Zhong Malu, is a Japanese people, he returned to China as an envoy to the Tang Dynasty, encountered a shipwreck, our great poet Li Bai mistakenly thought that he drowned, so he wrote this work.

The two sentences recited by Da Lao Tie happened to be the scene where Li Bai described his shipwreck.

Which of the people present can not be angry?

Xue Pu hurriedly dragged Zhou Yunfeng and went to the back deck to take refuge.

Along the way, you can see that on the steamer, there are actually not only yellow people, but also white people and black people.

Xue Pu has always hated white-skinned pigs and Nigo, because of a bloody and cruel, sanctimonious, human-faced and beast-hearted. The other is laziness, violence, obscenity, and disorder.

Moreover, these two species of life also jokingly refer to Chinese girls as "easygirl", which means that girls who are easy to sleep.

There were even cases of three non-foreigners beating up elderly Chinese.

Moreover, whites discriminate against blacks, while blacks discriminate against yellows, and this is the chain of racial discrimination.

It is incomprehensible that some Virgins still sympathize with black people who are discriminated against.

You must know that Nigo has a crime gene in his genes, and he also discriminates against you.

This is the point of view of this person of Xue Pu.

"It stinks!" Xue Pu shook his hand and fanned the smell of the white-skinned pig belt beside him.

Zhou Yunfeng was also smoked by a black man's perfume to cover up his body odor, and spit fish food into the sea.

At this time, a beautiful woman ran over: "Ya Yan Butterfly, Ya Yan Butterfly!" ”

Zhou Yunfeng was stunned: "Yo! Is it a Japanese girl? ”

"What's wrong with the Wa Kingdom, there are women crying, I have to take care of it." Xue Pu said.

Following the direction the girl had come from, the two walked briskly down to the end of the corridor on the second floor.

I saw a group of muscular black men, and white people with yellow body hair, holding down a girl in a bikini, trying to do wrong.

Some men from the southern stick country and the Japanese country were so frightened that they ran straight away, and several monkeys from Southeast Asia also babbled and ran away.

"Stop! Ride! "Driving is Zhou Yunfeng's tone particle, implying that the opponent is driving the crane west! He rushed out with a roar.

"Let go of me! You bastard! ”

"Little fox!?" Xue Pu was stunned, he knew that although the little fox's strength was good, his strength was too small, and if he held a blade in his hand, this group of people was not her opponent, but with her bare hands, she could also deal with the gangsters.

"Xue... Xue Pu! The little fox seized the opportunity, stomped on a person's toes, broke free and ran to Xue Pu's arms.

Zhou Yunfeng said: "Da Lao Tie, the fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, the little fox is a, but it is also our Chinese girl, and we can't let foreigners bully." ”

Xue Pu was already angry.

I think that since the late Qing Dynasty, China has been plagued by the Manchu Qing Dynasty and the West has been miserable, and the country is tired, and the common people cannot keep up with their nutrition, so they are thin and weak.

Now that the conditions are good, the nutrition of the Chinese can keep up, and they have long been not short and thin.

I saw a black muscular man, undressing and starting to show off his muscles, thinking that he could scare us off without doing anything.

β€œhei man! hei! ”

Xue Pu said with a smile: "You foreigners can scare and scare the children of the Eight Banners of the Manchu Dynasty, and you still want to scare the Han people?" What a joke. ”

Without waiting for Xue Pu to undress, Zhou Yunfeng untied his shirt, without any force, two pairs of strong chest muscles, thick unicorn arms, and six bursting abdominal muscles scared the arrogant black man back two or three steps.

Zhou Yunfeng scornfully pointed his middle finger: "Fuc k y ou!" ”

The little fox lay weakly in Xue Pu's arms, obviously frightened.

Xue Pu smiled slightly: "Do you want to see it?" ”

The little fox nodded.

Xue Pu untied the Hanfu, let the little fox hold it, and hit him shirtless, the lines were not inferior to Zhou Yunfeng, and his back muscles were straight, like a pair of big bats.

The little fox was frightened, turned away and did not dare to look, and when he came back to his senses, he was both happy and afraid.

These foreigners panicked, that white-skinned pig has a big belly, if the four corners are facing the ground, it is no different from a really big fat pig.

And one of them, a skinny black man, is like a wilting chicken in the countryside suffering from heat stroke.

The little fox made up his mind in this way.

Xue Pu scolded: "Come on, do you want to fight?" ”

Zhou Yunfeng directly compared his middle finger: "Come on!" I'm going to hit ten! ”

The blacks were stunned, and saw the strongest black man take out a knife: "Come on!" come on”

Another black man took out a knife: "(The author does not know English)"

Xue Pu couldn't laugh and dozed off: "Eh, Da Lao Tie, ask you something, see if we have a tacit understanding." ”

"Okay, you say!" Zhou Yunfeng looked around at the beauties onlookers.

"Within six steps?"

"Punch fast!"

"Six steps away?"

"Mouth fast!"

"One of the two with knives is five steps away from me, and the other is seven steps away from me, do you say it's fast punching or fast mouthing?" Xue Pu said with a smile.

"Hurry up, big old iron! It's not as fast as your mouth! ”

Xue Pu laughed and made a move, instantly knocking out all the foreigners!

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