Chapter 285: Snow Moon Divine Skill, Scaring Erhai
I found a hotel, and everyone celebrated with joy.
During the banquet, Fang Erhai kept asking Yu Yan where the inspiration for this dish of "coming to Japan is long", she just smiled, but did not speak.
But Fang Erhai believes that what kind of golden turtle has been reported to be safe again and again, and the fairy Yaochi dance, this is definitely not what she can come up with, who is this little girl?
was forced to ask in a hurry, Yu Yan had no choice but to say: "These dishes are actually from you five years later." You came up with it, you invented it, I just borrowed it. ”
As soon as she said this, Fang Erhai became even more confused.
It's all my thoughts?
Or from five years later?
Could it be that she has traveled through time and space to help me?
Are you kidding?!
Yu Yan just smiled, and was reluctant to talk more, in this public place, if she talked too much, others would think she was a psychopath.
During the banquet, Yu Yan behaved elegantly, talked and laughed freely, coupled with her delicate figure, wonderful and graceful, and her gestures all exuded a unique elegant and dignified temperament, even the female customer at the adjacent table sighed to herself, leaving a deep impression on everyone.
The dinner party dispersed, and Yu Yan went back to the room to take a shower.
The hot water poured down from the head of the shower and flowed on her white body.
Yu Yan closed her eyes and greeted the spilled hot water flowing all over her body, and her cheeks covered by the water flow were red, which was the trace of the alcohol in her body that had not yet dissipated.
She held the water and brushed her long shawl hair, which looked curly because it was often coiled, but when it was soaked, it stuck straight behind her, like a black waterfall, flowing down the water, setting off her natural snowy skin.
Her long black hair runs along her slender and white neck and rests on her tall and firm chest, and her skin is smooth and delicate, without a trace of blemishes, shining like satin, revealing a seductive luster.
The water column of Baihuahua emitted heat and sprinkled on her beautiful carcass like countless pearls that had broken after the thread had been broken.
Glide across her smooth back, over her hips, over a reverie-chasmo, and down her thighs, all down to the floor.
Her delicate skin looked crystal clear under the rinse of water, it could really be described as a hibiscus out of clear water, such a delicate body would definitely make Fang Yu crazy.
It's a pity that he's not here now.
He was admiring his body proudly in front of the mirror, when there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Who?"
"Xiao Yan, it's me, is it convenient to open the door?"
Oh, it turned out to be Dad...... Oh no, it's Uncle.
"Wait a minute, just come. ”
Yu Yan didn't dare to slack off, that was the future father-in-law, and she couldn't be offended.
The knock on the door was even more urgent at this time.
In a hurry, she hurriedly put on a nightgown as thin as a cicada's wings and came to open the door.
"Uncle, is there something wrong?"
Fang Erhai was stunned, then understood what she was doing, smiled apologetically, waved his hand and said, "Xiao Yan...... I'll come back later......"
Yu Yan was also stunned, suddenly came to her senses, couldn't help blushing, and shouted hurriedly: "Uncle, you wait for me at the door, I'll change my clothes." ”
With that, she hurriedly closed the door.
Today's young people are really getting more and more bold, and they dare to open the door when they dress like that. Fang Erhai couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.
After a while, the door opened. She stood slim in the doorway in her dress.
"Uncle, are you looking for me?"
"What you just said confuses me, and I don't understand some questions. ”
"Uncle came in and spoke. ”
"Is this convenient?"
Fang Erhai hesitated, it seemed a little inappropriate for a lonely man and a widow to be alone in a room.
"Then you can make a phone call to Fang Yu and explain the situation to him. ”
"Is there a must?" he smiled.
"The master came in to speak, and I am afraid that some things cannot be known to outsiders. ”
"Oh?"
"These things, at the moment, only three people know. I, Fang Yu, and Fang Mei, even my aunt doesn't know yet. ”
"Isn't it a good job of secrecy!
"Uncle, I know the names of all the people of the Fang family, if you don't believe me, just ask me. ”
Did this apprentice take a bath and his brain was washed away? Fang Erhai smiled and said casually, "Uncle", but he didn't expect her to blurt out "Fang Dahai".
It's not unusual, maybe she's lucky and right.
He reported several relatives who rarely interacted with him in Pingsuri, but he didn't expect Yu Yan to answer them fluently.
It's weird, it's amazing!
At this point, he was completely confused.
Could it be that she has a spell, or the power of an unpredictable prophet?
Seeing that he was puzzled, Yu Yan couldn't help but smile and said, "Don't be afraid of Uncle Uncle's jokes, Fang Yu and I will get married in the future, there will be a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses, the boy is the elder brother, and the girl is the younger sister." We will have a third child, but we haven't had time to give birth yet, and in the blink of an eye, we somehow got here. ”
If it really frightened Fang Erhai just now, now it makes him cry and laugh a little. What didn't happen, you can do whatever you want.
"Uncle, that's all I can say, if you want to know more details, you have to talk behind closed doors. ”
The body is not afraid of shadows.
Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.
After Fang Erhai settled down, he said, "Apprentice, go in and talk in detail!"
After a few glasses of wine at the celebration banquet just now, Yu Yan's face is now flushed, her beautiful eyes are even more colorful, and her breasts are rising and falling sharply, looking even more charming and moving.
Fang Erhai couldn't help but sigh: "Apprentice, you are really very beautiful, there is a kind of beauty that touches the heart. If you really fall in love with your second son and marry each other, and give birth to a boy and a half girl to our Fang family, it will be a blessing that our Fang family cultivated in the previous life!"
Yu Yan smiled and said, "Master, you are wrong. We were a family in our previous lives. Otherwise, what would we know about so many people and things in the Fang family?"
Yes, if she is purely foolish, then in this matter, it really doesn't make sense.
So, Yu Yan told the ins and outs of the matter from beginning to end.
Fang Erhai's mouth opened wide and his eyes widened, as if the person sitting in front of her was not his apprentice, but an alien.
Talking about how Fang Erhai won the title of "The World's No. 1 Divine Chef" in the Song Dynasty, he couldn't stop laughing.
There are really many strange stories in the world every day, especially at this time.
This female apprentice not only cooks good dishes, but also looks like a smart person, and this bragging kung fu is probably unparalleled in the world.
Seeing that she was elated, Fang Erhai couldn't bear to refute her interest. The more I talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, and I really don't have the patience to continue listening.
"It's not that hard to convince me. Don't you know martial arts, if you can fly, I will believe you. ”
This was originally a joke that Fang Erhai said casually, and he said it casually in order to get out early.
Yu Yan opened the window without saying a word.
"What are you trying to do?" Fang Erhai was stunned for a moment.
"You don't want to jump, do you? Okay, good apprentice, I'm kidding you. ”
"Master, you just said that as long as I can fly, you will believe it. Does talking still count?" Yu Yan asked, changing into her sneakers.
"I believe it, can't I believe it?" he faintly felt a hint of strangeness, this little girl, it seemed to be serious.
"Master, we're on the 20th floor. There's a business building across the road, and you're sure I'll fly over in one go. ”
As she spoke, she gently closed her eyes, and within the dantian, the sea was inclusive, and a stream of true qi quickly gathered in her body.
"Apprentice, apprentice! Xiao Yan, Xiao Yan! I believe in you! Don't do stupid things when you have an accident! If you have an accident, how can I explain to my second son......
Before he finished his words, he only heard Yu Yan snort softly, jumped out, and flew out of the window of the 20th floor.
"Ahh
Fang Erhai screamed, instinctively wanting to reach out and grab it, but he was a step too late.
"Xiao Yan!" At this moment, he looked at the dark underneath and burst into tears in an instant.
"You're so young, why can't you think about it?" he slumped to the ground, his mind going blank for a moment.
Suddenly, a cold wind blew. He woke up.
"Call the police, call the police, call the police!"
That was his first reaction.
When he picked up his phone, he was shocked to find that there was a missed call. And it was Jin Yuyan who called.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Fang Erhai wiped his tears.
At this time, the phone rings again.
He sat on the ground in a daze, answered the phone tremblingly, and said "hey" weakly.
"Uncle, are you okay? Why did it take so long to answer the phone?"
When he heard this voice, Feng Erhai was completely stunned.
After being stunned for a long time, he suddenly exclaimed: "Girl, where are you?"
Yu Yan chuckled lightly and said, "Uncle, I'm on the other side." Do you see me waving to you?"
On the other side, why did you run over there in the blink of an eye? You know, there's a road in between!
He hesitantly poked his head out, closed his right eye, and opened his left eye first.
That's right, on the roof of the building opposite, it is Jin Yuyan.
"Oh my God, what the hell is going on?" At this time, Fang Erhai came to his senses completely.
"Look, how did I get here. ”
Hanging up the phone, Fang Erhai was mentally prepared for this time, his eyes widened, he held his breath, and stared at the roof of the business building opposite without blinking.
In the night sky, Yu Yan is like a fairy who falls from the sky, or more precisely, like a beautiful elf, riding the wind and waves.
When her feet landed lightly on the ground, Fang Erhai was completely stunned.
I have lived all my life, I have seen birds that can fly, and I know that airplanes can fly, but I have never heard that people can fly.
"Do you believe it now, uncle?"
Fang Erhai said: "Don't call me master, let alone uncle, from now on, you will only have one name for me." ”
"Huh?" for a moment, she didn't react.
"I'm going to call my second son and tell him to come over right away. You two will give me room tonight. ”
"Huh?"
Yu Yan was taken aback, what's wrong with this old man? What rhythm?
"Ahh
"Are you alright......"
Yu Yan couldn't help but blame himself a little, perhaps, he was really frightened by what happened just now.
How do you know that Fang Erhai said loudly: "Girl, I will be your father-in-law in the future, you have to call me Dad." You daughter-in-law, I admit it. ”
"This ......"
"Why, you don't want to marry your second son?"
"No, no, no, I'm willing to marry him. But Auntie's side ......"
"With me supporting you, what are you afraid of?"
Fang Erhai said to do it, picked up his mobile phone and really gave Fang Yu a call. Unexpectedly, he was in the United States and couldn't come back, Fang Erhai simply said that Xiao Yan was seriously ill and life and death were at stake.
As soon as Fang Yu heard this, he immediately lost the phone and promised to come over immediately.
"Uncle, how can you deceive people, people are ...... well"
Fang Erhai glared at him and said, "What uncle, what are you calling me?"
Yu Yan smiled happily and shouted sweetly: "Dad!"
"Remember my daughter, when the second son comes back, you will do your homework immediately, conceive the child first, and strive to give birth to the child next year. I don't want my grandchildren to be born on the seventh day of the seventh month of the 14th year of Zhenguan, if that's the case, won't it become two rare treasures?"
Fang Erhai smiled happily.
Yu Yan never expected that a Snow Moon Divine Skill would actually get Fang Erhai done.