Chapter 27: This Monk Is Cute?
Ahem, well, eat eat! β
β¦β¦ The four pairs of eyes full of curiosity were ignored by Aunt Wang so bluntly, which made several faces disappointed and unhappily gnawed on their nests, especially Wang Tiedan, who couldn't hold back his words, humming and chirping.
"Mother! What the hell are you trying to say? Why did you teach bad wooden fish? Let's make it clear! Let's let us know what's going on, so let's go back and be prepared! β
"You? Oh, you don't have to be guarded! β
β¦β¦ You're really my mother!!
Wang Tiedan'er's face was distorted.
His mother deserves to be his mother! dislikes his own son, he is sharp and venomous, and he has never shown mercy to his mouth!
Does he not want to lose face, he does not want self-esteem?
Look at his father, his mouth is twitching!
And Uncle Wang was indeed quite speechless, coughing lightly when he faced his son's aggrieved and resentful look that was about to cry.
"Well, no, the iron egg is not bad, it's just a little darker, you won't say that, right?"
"Why not?"
Aunt Wang glared and raised her chin at the little monk.
"Look at the wooden fish of other people, it is called a national color and heavenly fragrance! Look at Ah Xuan again, that's called a handsome young man! β
"But do you want to take a look at your son Wang Tiedan'er again? Can it be compared to Ah Xuan? Or can it be compared to the wooden fish? Even if it's not comparable, it can't be too far behind, right? It's all about heaven and earth! It's like you, just like that, what else do you need to be guarded against? β
"What noble man would fall in love with him if he is lame? Disgusted by people for nothing? β
The little monk of the country: "......"
Sounds like that, what's a little bit ofβnot quite right?
Favored by nobles?
Which nobleman did you fall in love with?
What do you think it's for?
Handsome young man: "......"
Uh, although that's true, but, the eldest lady also hit the iron egg-
Twins: "......"
Oh ho! The mother is really the mother, and she didn't laugh at them, so it can be seen that they don't look bad?
Hey, hey, hey, hey~
"Wow!! Mother! Am I your own son? Did you say that about your own son? Why did I get a stumble? Why do you make the nobles look down on it? Didn't Brother Zhan still take a fancy to me before? How can you say that about me? β
"What!?"
"What !?"
Wang Tiedan'er's tearful cry made Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang startled, and almost dropped her chopsticks, staring at her son in horror and bewilderment.
"No, it's not, you're serious?!"
Aunt Wang stammered.
"Then, that Zhan Gongzi really takes a fancy to you?"
"That's right!"
When Wang Tiedan'er heard the incredulity and shock in her mother's words, she straightened her chest proudly.
"Look! Your son is not bad! Even characters like Brother Zhan praise me for being a general in the future! He also said that he would let me go to his house as a guest when he had time, and that if I wanted to, he would teach me the art of war and so on! β
ββ¦β¦ Really? β
Aunt Wang's hands and feet are cold.
"This, this really fancies?"
"Of course!"
Seeing his mother's expression full of disbelief, Wang Tiedan'er was unhappy, and pointed at Xue Guangxuan and then at Muyu.
"Don't believe you, ask them! They were there, but they heard it! β
ββ¦β¦ Yes, is that so? β
Aunt Wang looked at the little monk and Xue Guangxuan with a dishful face.
Xue Guangxuan was puzzled by Aunt Wang's desperate expression, but she just thought that she was afraid that Zhan Gongzi would be unfavorable to Tie Dan'er, but Tie Dan'er's words were indeed said by Zhan Gongzi.
He groaned, but nodded.
"Well, that's exactly what that Zhan Gongzi said, and he looks quite optimistic about Tie Dan'er, but-"
He hesitated.
"I think, in my personal opinion, it's better not to let Tie Dan'er come into contact with that Zhan Gongzi, after all-"
With that, he pointed to the next door, his voice lowered.
"It's not a gentleman to say bad things behind his back, but the atmosphere between the two Zhan Gongzi is very strange, I'm afraid that Tie Dan'er will suffer."
"That's right, that's right!"
Aunt Wang was frightened enough by the picture in her head, grabbed Wang Tiedan, who was not very happy, and warned cautiously.
"I'll tell you! You are absolutely! Don't have anything to do with that big brother! Although I don't know where he has taken a fancy to you, but you are also my son, I can't watch you walk up and be arrested as a concubine! That's absolutely not going to work!! Absolutely not!!! β
β¦β¦ Small, concubine?
Except for Uncle Wang, who covered his face with one hand and could really make his stupid daughter-in-law speechless, the rest of the radish heads, all tilted their heads with question marks on their faces.
"Mother, why did you talk about the concubine?"
The innocent twins asked with a blank face.
"Didn't you say that my brother went to be a general? Why did you talk about concubines? Is my brother going to marry a daughter-in-law? Hey? That's not rightβ"
The twins scratched their heads, carefully broke their mother's words and crumpled them, and then asked silly.
"My brother is going to be taken away as a concubine? But isn't my brother a man? How does he be a concubine? Doesn't it mean that only women can be concubines? Why can a man also be a concubine? It's amazing, it's amazing! β
β¦β¦ It's not about talking.
After a few bites of food, Uncle Wang, who had already been angry with his stupid daughter-in-law, stood up expressionlessly, carried the back collar of the twins from left to right, and said seriously:
"You heard it wrong, what your mother said is that Brother Zhan is going to arrest your brother so that he can marry a concubine-"
"Huh? Is that so? β
The twins, who are not easy to fool at all, look puzzled, and don't care at all that their father treats them like chickens, and they are still studying the problem of concubines.
"But why? Why did that big brother Zhan take his brother away and marry his brother as a concubine? β
"Oh."
Uncle Wang's face was indifferent.
"Because that big brother Zhan is very optimistic about your brother being a general, so he will make friends with your brother first, and when your brother becomes a general, he will not forget his goodness, so he will use the method of concubine to win over your brother."
"So?"
The twins winked, and their fingers were seriously analyzed.
"Is it like the village chief of our village, in order to please the landlord, he married his daughter to the landlord as a concubine, so as to get benefits?"
"Yes, that's right, that's it."
Uncle Wang nodded.
"Okay, it's not early, go to bed early, tomorrow Daddy will take you to the street to play, it is said that there is a circus here, it is very beautiful."
Uncle Wang, who didn't want to talk about concubines with his two young sons who were only five or six years old, naturally changed the topic and turned their curiosity to fun.
As soon as they heard the fun, the twins really didn't bother with the problems between their brother and the concubine, cheered, kissed their father a few times, and went to sleep obediently.
And, a few of them were thrown in the yard and messy in the wind, and they didn't react for a while.
Still a little monk, he turned his head to look at Wang Tiedan, who was petrified there, and groaned.
Ahem, well, the title is numbered wrong, but the content order is correct, so, um, I won't change it~
(End of chapter)