Chapter 37: The Four Ps

In the early morning in Kyoto, the people who get up early start to get busy in order to make a living......

"Vegetable seller, did you pull the kang last night, why does it stink so much?"

"Fish seller! You're going to die, didn't you sleep with the dead fish last night?"

"Kill the pigs! Is it that the pigs stink and smell at home?"

"! You dung digger can talk, don't you? You must have been drunk last night and fell asleep with a dung bucket!"

"You're just sleeping with a dung bucket, and your whole family is still eating with a dung bucket! If you talk nonsense, I'll scoop a spoonful of fresh dung and paste it on your mouth!"

People are looking for the source of the stench......

Ah Lang was busy in the mansion, got up early, and after diluting the heavenly marrow fluid, the entire palace, including the horns, was sprinkled again, and it was finally tasteless!

Ah Lang sat on the steps and stuck out his tongue in exhaustion......

"Ah Lang, what are you doing in the morning?" asked Qianyu.

"The smell of stinky tofu last night was too stinky, I was afraid that my family would not be used to it, so I sprinkled it all over the house with the heavenly marrow liquid, and now the air is fresh!"

"You, what a waste, if Jubaolou Wanfeng knew that you used the heavenly marrow liquid to sway all over the courtyard, he would definitely kill you!" Qian Yu said with a smile.

"This thing is commonplace for us, there are so many of them, and we can't use them up, and it's a waste to put it aside, isn't it?" hehe...... Lang smirked.

"Oh! yes, I'll get you something good tonight, and I'll help you take a shower and stretch your muscles, okay?"

"You can give me good things, and you will be exempt!" Qianyu said as he poked Ah Lang's forehead.

Hahaha...... They both laughed at the same time, and they began to laugh at the beginning of the morning.

"Ah Lang, what are you doing today?"

"I want to go to Jubaolou again and get them some more heavenly marrow liquid, it's better to make more money, and there will be more places for Yujing to use money in the future!"

"Then be careful!"

"Well, I see! You will send the remaining two pieces of "Ru Serie A" to grandpa and grandma in a while, and by the way, supervise Meng'er and Qingqing to be diligent in their cultivation!"

"Got it!"

"Mr. Bu, you're here early in the morning!" Supervisor Xu of Jubaolou hurriedly gave up his hand to greet him.

"Steward Xu is early, I'm looking for Brother Wan, is he there?"

"Yes, Mr. Bu, please come with me!" Steward Xu hurriedly led the way.

Ah Lang came to the back hall and saw that Wan Feng was no longer wearing a blue scarf, but was wearing a blue coat, and he was a sturdy old man in his fifties.

"Brother Wan, it's early!" Ah Lang said.

"Brother Bu early, you came at the right time, the palace has already sent someone, I'll introduce you!" Wan Feng said with a smile.

After speaking, he said to the empty seat: "This is Wu Tian, the seventh elder of the main palace, and he is also the master below!"

Ah Lang looked at the empty chair, looked back at Wan Feng suspiciously, and suddenly a weak voice sounded......

"I've heard Brother Bu's name earlier, and I'll see you today, disrespectful, disrespectful!"

Ah Lang turned his head suddenly, his pupils contracted sharply, and an old man in his sixties sat flutteringly on the chair, looking at himself with a smile.

"Elder Wu is polite!" Ah Lang hurriedly said.

"Let's talk, I have something important to do, so I'll leave first, if Brother Bu has a fate, he will go to the Phantom Sea Immortal Palace, Wu will definitely do the friendship of the landlord. ”

After saying that, the seats were empty, as if no one had ever come.

Master! Absolute master! Ah Lang's heart was shocked!

"Brother Wan, this Elder Wu is ......"

Wan Feng interrupted Ah Lang's question with a smile and said, "My master is the mid-stage realm of the "Defeated Heaven" of the Ascending Heaven Realm. ”

"Bu Mou has seen such a master in his life, and he is fortunate to have three lives!" Ah Lang praised.

"My master is a man of few words in his life, not good at words, and he still looks at Brother Haihan!"

"Brother Wan is polite!"

"Bu came here today, and then got some medicine for your building, it's just not much, and it's not weird!" After Ah Lang finished speaking, he took out two jade bottles from his arms and handed them to Wan Feng.

Wan Feng hurriedly caught it with both hands and said: "This thing will not be auctioned in the future, Brother Bu will give as much as he wants, and the palace will keep it for his own use, and a bottle will be 15 billion taels of gold, do you think this price is appropriate?"

"It's all up to Brother Wan!" Ah Lang said with a smile.

"Then Wan Mou will thank Brother Bu first!" Wan Feng said with great joy.

"These are ten messenger spirit jades, please take them from Brother Bu!" Wan Feng said. Ah Lang looked at it and put it in his arms!

"Brother step!This is some pills secretly made by this palace, there is a disease to cure the disease, no disease to strengthen the body, of course it can't be compared with your medicine, Brother Bu can accept it, and send a favor in the future." Wan Feng said with a smile.

Ah Lang also smiled and put it in his arms, and said in his heart: Although I don't need it, someone can use it! Uncle Wu, the fat man, the monkey master and so on!

"When my master came, he explained that when he came, he heard that the people from the Nine Demon Palace will soon come to the capital of Yujing, and I hope we will be careful and don't cause trouble. Wan Feng frowned slightly.

Ah Lang was stunned for a moment, and said, "What are the people from the Nine Demon Palace doing in Kyoto?"

"I don't know this, it may be that a master is coming, as if he wants to do something important!" Wan Feng shook his head and said.

"In the future, we must also be cautious in our actions, the people of the Nine Demon Palace have always been violent and arrogant, tyrannical and domineering, and their reputation is the worst among the four palaces!"

Ah Lang nodded, and then said goodbye and went out.

Ah Lang turned to a secluded place and suddenly came to the Divine Consciousness Space.

"Master, apprentice, please come here!" Ah Lang smiled and rubbed his hands.

"In broad daylight, what are you running in for? If you have something, just say that the master is busy sleeping!"

Ah Lang grinned when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Master, since this heavenly marrow liquid can be drunk, can you take a bath?"

"Hahaha...... I want to use it for your daughters-in-law again! You are really willing to do it, you can, but you have to slowly drip it into the water to let the body have a process of adaptation!"

"Master Xie, the apprentice won't disturb your sleep!" Ah Lang was about to go out after speaking.

"Wait a minute, since you're here, the master will give you another thing, let you please your daughters-in-law, and pull that dark ring apart!"

Ah Lang walked over and opened the dark ring, and saw that there was a book inside, with three purple characters written "Spirit Snake Trembling".

"Take it out and see it!"

Ah Lang came out immediately, trotted all the way to the palace, and pulled Qingqing away......

"Ah Lang, what are you doing!"

"Good thing, don't ask, let's go!"

Ah Lang and Qingqing came to the queen again: "Auntie, Qingqing won't come back at night!"

"What are you going to do, little bastard?" said the Queen. Qingqing lowered her head on the side, blushed and said in her heart: Ah Lang, how did you say this?

"Auntie, don't get me wrong, it's Qianyu who wants to be Qingqing, and she has to talk all night!"

"Hahaha...... Go ahead, uncle, I believe that Lang'er will not do bad things!" The emperor walked in and looked at Qingqing narrowly.

"Father, how can you help this big villain speak!" Qingqing shyly took the emperor's hand.

"Yo! Lang'er turned out to be a big villain! Then I can't let my baby daughter go, so as not to be deceived, Ah Lang, go back!" The emperor deliberately said angrily at Ah Lang.

"Father, you ...... You really are. Qingqing stomped her feet anxiously and swayed around dragging the emperor's clothes.

"Hahaha...... Let's go!"

The two trotted all the way away.

The emperor looked at the distant figures of the two and said, "Qian'er! Ah Lang is a good boy! Yesterday he asked Qingqing to give us the two of us a treasure coat, which is a good thing!"

The queen said coquettishly: "That's natural, our little villain, although he looks stubborn, but he has a good heart, and he is willing to give away good things!"

Hahaha...... The emperor hugged the queen and smiled: "That's! I have a good son-in-law!"

Ah Lang and Qingqing came to Meng'er's Mansion again, dragged them and left!

"What are you two doing in a hurry?" Meng'er said.

"I don't know either!" Qingqing shook her head.

"Monkey, your sister won't come back to sleep at night, just go to my house to rest!"

The monkey master squirted out a sip of tea directly, and choked: "Cough, cough, cough...... Lang Shao! You're getting more and more faceless, you can say anything, do you still want to be embarrassed?"

"It's natural to ask outsiders, it's useless to ask Meng'er for that thing, it's best to have a dead skin and a face!" Ah Lang licked his face and said.

After speaking, he didn't care whether the monkey master agreed or not, he grabbed the hands of the two and ran away......

Several people came to the palace, had dinner with the second elder, and chatted. Ah Lang sneaked away.

Ah Lang moved a large bathtub to Qianyu's room, and six or seven people sat in it without a problem.

Qian Yu and the others saw that it was getting late, so they said goodbye to the second elder.

When Qianyu and the others returned to the boudoir, their eyes were straight, and there was a big bathtub in the room, which was steaming and sprinkled with rose petals......

"Ah Lang, what are you doing here?" asked Qianyu.

"Wait for you to take a shower!" Ah Lang teased.

"Who's going to take a bath with you?" Meng'er said angrily.

"You see that the moonlight is sultry tonight, the spring is bright, and the sky is cloudless, how many of us can play a four-P?" Ah Lang began to talk nonsense again.

"What...... What are the four Ps?" Qingqing wondered.

"Stupid Qingqing! I don't know this!Look, you guys will take off your clothes and take a shower for a while, it's three bare butts, and I'll follow with you, take off a bare fart, isn't it four Ps!" Ah Lang shook his head and shook his head.

"Dead waves!" Meng'er said as she went to pull Ah Lang's ears again.

Qianyu hurriedly stopped Meng'er and said with a smile: "Ah Lang is just talking to us, he doesn't have the guts." ”

Qianyu pushed Ah Lang out of the door and told Qingqing and Meng'er how to take a bath.

"Mom's egg!Who said that Young Master Ben is not courageous? Young Master, I just don't have it for the time being, and when my second brother grows up, I want the three of you to look good!" Ah Lang said in his heart.

"Sister Qianqian! you...... You're so beautiful!" Meng'er and Qingqing said in unison in surprise, it was the first time they had seen Qianyu's face.

"Sister Qian, let me kiss you!" Meng'er said and climbed out of the water.

"Sister Qian, I want to kiss you too!" Qingqing said and crawled out of the water.

"Alright, alright, itching to death!" Qianyu laughed, and the three of them started to fight in the water......

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Ah Lang sat on the branch of the tree and looked at the "spiritual snake trembling" given by the master: there are people in the world who are good at catching snakes, grabbing snakes for seven inches, shaking hard, and then the bones of the snake's whole body, all the muscles and veins are scattered, and they are disjointed and unable to move. Whether it is an ordinary person or a cultivator, the bones, tendons and veins of his body are the same, and only exist in the differences he endures. The muscles and veins of the human body are the most subtle in the two veins of Ren Du, and the two veins start from the Tianhui acupoints of the lower body, one before and one after the other, and will alternately merge with the Baihui acupoints on the top of the head. According to the degree of your own cultivation, you can grasp the opponent's limbs or cervical vertebrae, and use internal force to move outward, you can shake off the bones, tendons and veins of the opponent's arms or legs, practice to the extreme, and stick to the opponent's body, you can shake off the bones, tendons and veins of the whole body, making it as soft as a snake and unable to move!

Yo hoo...... Ah Lang knocked on Qianyu's door......