Chapter 114: Proper Hooliganism 1
Two minutes later, in the living room.
Xu Shi sat opposite Wu Jieyu, who was rubbed by Xu Xiaobei, and Xu Jian had been bombarded by her to wash his face.
"Xu Shi, Xu Shi, I didn't expect you to be caught and raped on the sofa by me one day!" Wu Xie was a little smug in his tone.
Xu Shi closed his eyes and said helplessly: "I said it all, it's not what you see." ”
"What is that? A man and a woman are stacked on the sofa in an ambiguous position, don't tell me you two are innocent! Wu Xie Yu said, and immediately poked the dark purple lipstick mark on Xu Shi's face with his hand, "The evidence is still on his face!" ”
Xu Shi: "......" She really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it off!
Seeing that she didn't speak, Wu Jieyu wouldn't let her go so easily, and continued: "But you're too hungry to eat, right?" Are you embarrassed to do it for a mentally handicapped child with amnesia? ”
Xu Shi frowned: "Please, he just has amnesia, not mental retardation!" ”
"Tut-tut, it's quite short, well, he's not retarded." Wu Xie said, "But a lonely, helpless and amnesiac little pitiful, how can you bear to do it?" ”
Xu Shi rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Look at the lipstick marks on my face, do you think I did it?" ”
"It's not ......," Wu Xie shook his head.
Xu Shi was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard Wu Xie say, "...... You're kidnapping a juvenile delinquency! ”
Xu Shi: "......"
"Also, I said you're too heavy-mouthed, don't you, like to put makeup on your partner when you do that? It's still that kind of ......" Wu Jieyu's face was full of confusion, and he couldn't seem to find an adjective.
"Shut up!" Xu Shi couldn't help but interrupt her.
Seeing that she was about to speak, Wu Jieyu resolutely shut up, but opened her big eyes full of curiosity and stared at Xu Shi without blinking.
Xu Shi took a deep breath, and then spoke: "He fell asleep on the sofa, I was bored, so I applied those useless cosmetics that you instigated me to buy on his face, but he woke up and wanted to take revenge on me, so he also stained my face, so it's not what you think, understand?" ”
"You treat me as stupid, revenge on you with your mouth? Look at this lipstick print, how heavy it is! Wu Xie Yu looked incredulous.
Xu Shi: "...... It's really not what you think. She wanted to give up and explain.
At this moment, Xu Jian came out of the bathroom, with a wet face, and shouted at Xu Shi: "Baby, your face can't be cleaned!" ”
Xu Shizheng was irritable, and when he heard Xu Jian's voice, he became even more angry, and shouted loudly without looking back: "Forget it if you can't wash it!" ”
Xu Jian was yelled at and stood there aggrieved, at a loss.
Wu Xie Yu got up and said to Xu Jian with a smile: "That...... Xu Xiaobei, right? You'll have to use a makeup remover to wash it off. ”
Xu Jian didn't even look at Wu Jieyu, his eyes were still staring at Xu Shi.
Wu Xie Yu sat down awkwardly, and when he pushed Xu, he motioned for her to speak.
Xu Shi turned his head to look at Xu Jian and said in a cold voice: "Go to my bathroom, there is makeup remover in it, find it yourself." ”
"Oh." Xu Jian nodded, immediately turned around and walked away.
As soon as the people left, Wu Xie Yu couldn't help laughing: "I said that you are quite obedient, do you like the type of little milk dog?" ”
"Fart! I didn't think anything wrong about him, OK? Xu Shi had a headache, "It's just that he is a younger brother like Xu Xin." ”
"Tut-tut, do you allow Xu Xin to kiss you, or do you allow Xu Xin to call you a baby all the time?" Wu Xie Yu laughed and teased.
"If you talk nonsense again, you can get out." Xu Shi's face darkened.
Wu Jieyu stuck out his tongue mischievously: "Don't get out!" I wanted to come after hanging up the phone with you last night, and I'm very curious about who this little is! ”