Chapter 18: The Pretty Male Scheme
On the street outside, people came and went, but no one noticed that in the alley next to it, two boys, one older and one young, were discussing something enthusiastically.
"Martial arts master, I'm not, but aren't you supposed to be in school now?" Jiang Xiaohu asked the boy.
The boy smiled and wiped away the congealed nosebleed with the back of his hand: "Brother, I have to go! Thank you very much today! Can we meet again in the future?"
"Ha, yes, I live in Jiangbian Village, Jiang Xiaohu, what about you?" Jiang Xiaohu smiled heartily and touched his head.
This little guy is good, not afraid of danger, although he is stubborn, but he is very righteous. I had the opportunity to escape before, but I ran back to help Jiang Xiaohu fight those ruffians. At this point, Jiang Xiaohu rejoiced in his heart.
"Call me Tao Wazi, Brother Huzi, I really have to go, but I come here every day at noon to play games, and if you want to find me, come to Xiangri Red Internet Bar." Tao Wazi waved her hand at Jiang Xiaohu, turned around and ran away in a hurry, as if her butt was on fire, and she didn't know what was urgent.
After Tao Wazi left, Jiang Xiaohu walked into the Internet café and opened a machine.
Sit in front of your computer and look around. Today's Internet cafes are different from the past, and a few people are playing games, and the keyboard is crackling.
He sighed with emotion: "What years have it been, our village is still not connected to the Internet, and I don't have a computer at home, so I don't have money to make trouble." ”
Turning on the computer, Jiang Xiaohu logged in to QQ, but he couldn't find anyone to chat with, let alone what to do. I randomly found a few movies and watched the beginning, but I was also bored. Only then did he remember that he had come to town to sell ginseng!
Open your local forum and sign up to log in.
"Selling ginseng, selling ginseng...... "His mouth was stunned, and his eyes kept searching as the cursor moved down.
There are many things in the forum that beat the juniors, catch rapists, and talk nonsense about gossip. After turning a few pages, Jiang Xiaohu felt bored, and was about to quit his account when suddenly a post caught his eye.
The post is red to the top, the title is to buy a hundred years of wild ginseng, the poster is a senior netizen, and he is already fifteen in the forum.
There are a lot of people who responded to the post below, most of them were promoting their own ginseng, and some people were sneering.
For example, a netizen said: "This year, do you still want to find a century-old mountain ginseng?
The poster did not respond to this sarcastic sourness. And for those who posted ginseng messages and pictures, his response was cold and ruthless.
"You use artificial ginseng to pretend to be wild ginseng? This picture is too watery, right? Go back and practice for a few years before you come out to deceive people." ”
"Are you a hundred-year-old wild ginseng? Isn't it a green radish dug up from your vegetable field?"
Responses like this have caused a counterattack from netizens, in short, this post is really 'gratifying' and hot.
Jiang Xiaohu watched it lively, and when he encountered cool words, he couldn't help but make a sound. Looking at it, he suddenly remembered, "Hey, I can also post my ginseng to this post, right?"
Thinking of this, he immediately took out his mobile phone and posed for ginseng. But after taking the photo, he was worried again, how to release it?
It turned out that the mobile phone he used was simply a straight old machine with no Internet function.
Looking left and right, the other players were playing games and watching movies, very focused, and he was too embarrassed to bother, and finally aimed at the little girl at the cash register.
The little girl was swarthy, with a ponytail, and was holding a small mirror. Next to her, there was a black smartphone.
"I'll go ask her for help. Jiang Xiaohu didn't think twice, got up and came to the service desk.
The cashier didn't raise his eyelids, and said: "There are three ABC machines, A has the best configuration, five yuan an hour, C is the worst, two yuan an hour." Turn on the machine to get your ID card, and get a membership card with a 75% discount. ”
Jiang Xiaohu said: "I have turned on the machine, I want to ask you for a favor." ”
The cashier's face was ugly, and he glanced up at him: "What help?"
Although he asked, the tone was obviously 'Why should I help you, do you have the money'. Moreover, when the cashier looked at him, his eyes were very disdainful, and his mouth snorted again and again.
Jiang Xiaohu knows this chain of contempt, the town looks down on the countryside, and the rich village looks down on the poor village. In fact, what's so great about the town, you went to the county seat, and you weren't looked down upon?
The blood qi was young and vigorous, Jiang Xiaohu wanted to have a seizure, but when he thought of the big plan to sell ginseng, he still endured it. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, you don't look down on me now, and you will definitely kneel and lick in the future. No, kneeling, licking Lao Tzu doesn't want you to be like this.
"Little sister, didn't anyone tell you that you have a lot of taste? It's like an uncarved piece of jade ......" Jiang Xiaohu tried to squeeze out a smile, not to mention, his smile was really infectious, sunny and indescribably charming.
He tried his best to praise the cashier in an exaggerated manner in a sincere tone.
The black-faced cashier glared at him with disdain: "Who are you~ little sister ......" The voice became weaker and weaker, the reason was that when she raised her head and stared, she felt that her eyes were full of brilliance, wow, this is a beautiful boy, but it's a pity that she is too shabby.
Indeed, Jiang Xiaohu himself has not realized that since he had the mountain and river map, his body is changing day by day, little by little. Although the complexion is still not white, the skin is pure and moisturized, like a baby. The muscles are full and well-proportioned, and the height is also quietly changing. In the past two days, he always felt that his leg was hurting and he was growing.
Especially in the eyes of girls, his image is very different from before. Even if it is unkempt and tattered, it can touch the girl's heart.
The cashier's heart was pounding, his face was slightly red—it was too dark, and he couldn't tell the red—his voice softened, in short, it was Jiang Xiaohu's beautiful man's plan.
"What do you want me to do you a favor for?" she asked, looking down, shyly.
Such a poor man can't be married, but if you fall in love, you can still drop, she thought with joy. That's right, this kid is so poor, it must be difficult to find a daughter-in-law, if he can come to my house and plug the door, I don't care if he is poor.
Jiang Xiaohu almost threw up, this girl had thick lips, high cheekbones, and dark skin as if she had returned from Africa. But his eyes suddenly became affectionate, making him wonder if he had done the play.
"What the hell, can I use your phone? Upload a few photos to the forum. Jiang Xiaohu said.
Reality suddenly pulled the girl out of the romantic fantasy of tenderness and sweetness, and she raised her head suddenly, and asked very surprised and vigilant: "Why, you don't even have a mobile phone?"
"Ah~ Oh, that's it, my phone is broken, and I temporarily took my mother's phone. But look ......" Jiang Xiaohu shook the straight board machine in his hand, "It can't access the Internet, the old man's machine ......"
In fact, when he said this, Jiang Xiaohu's heart was very touched. If you don't have money, anyone can look down on you, and everyone will find fault with you. This is the current situation he is facing, and he must change this situation, to get rich, and to make the old and young masters of the riverside village rich too.
At least when you go out in the future, when you mention that you are from Jiangbian Village, everyone will look up to you, not like now.
"Oh, what kind of forum are you on? Now you have to get off the app, will you operate?" The cashier picked up his mobile phone, although it was also a thousand-yuan machine, but he was reluctant and did not dare to use it for others at will.
Jiang Xiaohu said: "You come to help me, if you don't worry, it's the local forum......"
He told the girl the name of the forum, and the girl helped him download, take photos and upload them. After more than ten minutes, it was finally done, Jiang Xiaohu breathed a sigh of relief, and then waited for the poster to reply.
"What age is this broken forum, what age is it......" The cashier muttered while deleting the app, in fact, Jiang Xiaohu was relieved, lest he not receive the message on the computer when he got it.
"Hehe, back to basics. Jiang Xiaohu said with a smile, "Thank you, I'll go back to surfing the Internet." ”
He turned around and wanted to leave, but the cashier said, "Wait~"
The voice is called a delicate one, and that one is called a thin one, and it sounds like you can't breathe.
Jiang Xiaohu turned around and wanted to ask her if she was okay. As a result, as soon as I turned around, a black face was pasted. The distance between the two people's faces, I'm afraid is less than ten centimeters, and they can feel each other's breathing.
With the heat on his face, Jiang Xiaohu looked at the cashier's confused eyes, his face was dark and red, and he was embarrassed. Oh, she took it seriously.
The girl smiled shyly at him, lowered her head and fiddled with the small mirror, and whispered, "You are dead." ”
"Huh?~" Jiang Xiaohu laughed miserably.
"Ahh The girl urged.
Jiang Xiaohu grinned: "What are you writing?"
"Your QQ, WeChat, and contact number. The girl said.
Airplanes~
Jiang Xiaohu's mind was blank, this, could this be a key target? Although it is difficult for a male child in Jiangbian Village to marry a daughter-in-law, Jiang Xiaohu himself has been classified as a single, but no matter what, he also has his own standards. This cashier is too far from his standard deviation.
"Well, I don't go out of the mountains often, there is no Internet in the village, and I don't play QQ. He made a lot of excuses.
When the cashier heard this, her face became worse and worse. Your family is so poor, you don't have a smart phone at all, right? This old machine is not your mother's, it's yours, right? But every time she wants to have a seizure, when she looks up, she sees Jiang Xiaohu's sturdy body, bright eyes, and manly Adam's apple, and her whole body is soft. That breath dissipated.
"Where's the phone number? Leave one, and have a chance to hang out together." The cashier said, "No...... Security, security ......"
The security guard didn't see any movement, and the girl shouted again: "Second uncle, someone is doing something here!"
"What, who dares to do something in our Internet café" A tall middle-aged man rushed in with two young men, one of whom was carrying a shovel, and shouted with wide eyes, feeling that this Internet café was opened by a girl's family.
Jiang Xiaohu looked at it, if he didn't leave anything today, he himself estimated that he would be left behind. So she reluctantly left a number, and the girl was still very scheming, so she called it in front of her and let him go only after she got through.
He hurried to his seat, feeling the girl's hot gaze burn down his spine. When he turned around, he saw the girl throwing a wink at him like a, shaking her mobile phone, and saying a few words silently.
Jiang Xiaohu understood: "Remember to contact me~" couldn't help but shiver and got goosebumps.
Oh, I knew I didn't need a beautiful man just now. Am I so handsome? Jiang Xiaohu couldn't help but touch his face with his hand, and then laughed hehehe, proud!