Chapter 10: The Straight Man Says
About the time passed, everyone returned happy.
After returning home, I was so sleepy (it is estimated that lychee honey contains alcohol), so I fell asleep when I entered the house. In the spring and summer, the two sisters pulled me and pressed me in the bath (bath bucket), and I had to sit on the bath bed (stool) in the bath and let them rub it.
Chung Xia rubbed my back with a handkerchief, Ran Chun was still insufficient, and a pair of white fat paws neatly untied my Korean bun, ready to give me a bath. I scooped the juice of the hibiscus leaves with a wooden scoop, drenched my hair thinly, and kept rubbing it from top to bottom. In this way, it was repeated several times before rinsing it off with warm water. I took the headscarf handed by Sister Chung Xia and twisted my wet hair loosely.
After half the night, we went to bed comfortably. Smelling the fragrance of the skin, cool silk, quiet and quiet, dare to soak the bath beans in the bath soup (tear off the fat on the pig's pancreas, and mix the Tang Dynasty soap made of bean flour and white hollyhock)! But this is the official standard configuration of the master's house, how can I match a servant? Even if Lang Jun feels sorry for me, he doesn't have to be so picky, but instead teaches people to say that I have captured the rebellion, and I am crazy and deceitful!
With all kinds of uncertain factors, he fell asleep in the middle of the night, but as everyone knows, a night passed suddenly, and Shang Lang used the breakfast path to talk to his aunt.
Shang Niangzi picked up the good tea soup cooked by Lang Jun himself, and couldn't stop laughing, "This is the purple bamboo shoot tea you flickered into?" ”
Shang Lang was not upset, "San Lang Ba Bayang, I will bring Ming'er, and this right will be deducted as a carriage and horse money." ”
Shang Niangzi paid for it and said straightly: "Although Ming'er is a servant, this child has clear eyebrows and is born with some knowledge, I like it quite much." ”
When Shang Lang heard this, he showed a bright smile from his childhood.
Such a situation can't help but make Shang Niangzi wonder in her heart, since the whereabouts of Da Lang on the battlefield are unknown, this Erlang has changed as a person. Although he inherited his brother's introverted and respectful, he became more and more filial to himself, a mother, but the resentment that had nowhere to vent made the eldest lady feel uneasy.
At this moment, Shang Niangzi said comfortably: "My son, look at her in your mouth, eyes, mouth, and heart. According to my idea, when she is older, I will open my face and hire her as a good concubine fairly. ”
Shang Lang said freely: "A-Niang, I am really your own child!" ”
At this moment, Shang Lang came excitedly, and I was still dreaming of incense. "Ming'er, wake up!" Shang Lang said with his mouth, his hands were not honest, and he kept patting my delicate cheeks.
Although it is a pipe dream, it is rare to go back to Dongshan in 2019, who would have imagined that it would be easily awakened! I struggled to get up, rubbing my eyelids angrily, looking up hatefully, and only Lang Jun stood upright. I didn't get up from the side of the bed coldly, I didn't care about pulling my shoes and socks, and first saluted with my crossed hands: "Lang Jun is fine, yesterday's lychee fragrant honey was stained with wine, and the maid fell asleep." ”
Shang Lang hooked my little nose, "It's okay, after breakfast, let's go to Zimo's house and help him come up with ideas as a host!" ”
Thinking that I could go shopping and eat dim sum and taste good tea and soup, I didn't want to say: "So I don't dare to ask for it." ”
Under the poisonous sun, Lang Jun got off his horse after leaving the house and rode in the same carriage with me. Although I am still young, it is inevitably embarrassing to be alone with men and widows. I then brought out all kinds of problems when I first came to the Tang Dynasty and asked for advice one by one.
Yi: Is it okay to drink without loose tea?
Shang: Yes, it's just not as good as cake and tea.
Yi: Isn't there a tea mountain to climb?
Shang: Yes, let's climb together another day!
Yi: Have you heard of Lu Hongji? (Tea Saint Lu Yu)
DS: No, but what does this man have to do with you?
Yi: No, I heard that he has a good hand of tea! (Originator of Tea Culture)
Xu stumbled on the stones on the side of the street, and the car hurriedly stopped. I was about to overturn forward, Lang Jun skillfully grabbed my slender waist, looked at me dotingly, and said, "Ming'er wants to eat fat, if I'm not there, what if you are blown away by the wind?" As he spoke, he lifted my chin slightly, and after looking at each other for a full three seconds, he made the following statement.
DS: No one is allowed to touch you without my permission! (Straight male cancer is advanced)
Me: You saved your life, you have the final say!
DS: I told my mom that you'll marry me when you grow up. (Genji plot, train the little girl to grow up, and achieve her ideal lover - Murasaki.) )
Me: Be a concubine?
DS: Got an opinion?
Me: No, it's good if you're happy! (When my wings are stiff, I will pick up the high branches and fly away)