"What? You want me to be your man?"

On this day, the weather was sunny and cloudless, and Zheng Yi's shocked roar came from the Zheng family compound.

"What are you shouting, what are you shouting, do you know everyone you want to make trouble?" Zhou Yu hurriedly covered Zheng Yi's mouth, looked left and right, and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that no one was watching, "Do you think I am willing? It's not my half-dead father, if you have to marry me to Qin Wuxian, don't I use you as a shield? As long as I say I gave it to you, then Qin Wuxian will still want me?"

Zheng Yi hehe.

What the hell, Shield?

How idle am I to be a shield for you?

And, what's in it for you?

Gave it to me, did you give it? You didn't!

Hmph, even if it's given......

......

"What are you doing? I'll just ask you if you agree?" Zhou Yu crossed his hands on his hips and looked at Zheng Yi angrily.

"Just kidding, how could I possibly agree? I know you very well? And I'm so good, what if you really fall in love with me during the pretending period and are ready to fake with me?" Zheng Yi said very narcissistically.

"What about the face? Do you still want a face? I will fall in love with you? I'm afraid that you have an overestimate of your appearance!" Zhou Yu looked at Zheng Yi and sneered.

Zheng Yi, "......"

Great, this guy is saying I'm ugly, right?

I can't bear it!

Zheng Yi looked at Zhou Yu's round buttocks, as if he was going to slap it, since you question my appearance, don't be too much, who doesn't know that I Zheng Yi is the most handsome, you can question my strength, but you can't question my appearance!

"Zhou Yu, is this how you discipline your sister?" Zheng Yi turned his head and looked at Zhou Yu who was squatting in the corner and drawing circles, "As a brother, you are simply too much, and you actually let your sister humiliate me like this?" you say...... Am I not handsome? As an elder brother, if you don't go back to educating your sister, then don't blame your brother for not being a man, I will train you well!"

Zhou Yu, "Ahem, what's that...... Zheng Yi, let me tell you, to be a man, you must be self-aware! Are you handsome or not, do you still need me to say it? As for disciplining my sister for me, I don't care, anyway, she will be your person sooner or later!"

"Brother, what are you talking nonsense?" Zhou Yu stomped his feet angrily and glared at Zhou Yu angrily, "If you talk nonsense like this again, don't blame me for tying you back to the family now!"

"Okay, I was wrong!" Zhou Yu folded his hands and made a gesture of please, after the last exchange, he finally got half a year's grace, he didn't want a trick to go to waste.

So......

"Zheng Yi, you just got my sister, my sister looks so cute, even if it's a fake show, it's my sister who really suffers, okay? You don't want to get cheap and sell well!" Zhou Yu said, he really wanted to match Zhou Yu and his sister.

"Cute? Where is she cute?, is that pair of little tiger teeth?" Zheng Yi rolled his eyes, "Obviously a tigress, you are actually said to be cute, Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu, in order to promote your sister, you have no lower limit, I know that a tigress like your sister is not easy to marry, but you can't harm your brother?"

Zheng Yi ...... You're going too far!" Zhou Yu gritted his teeth angrily, and his anger rushed to the crown, "Pretending to be my boyfriend makes you so unacceptable?" Or ...... No problem, I Zhou Yu don't have much money, just a lot of money, how much money do you want, come up with a number, I'll give it to you. ”

Hum!

In Zhou Yu's view, 99% of the world's problems can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% needs more money!

As the daughter of the Zhou consortium, the last thing she lacks in her life is money!

"Money, is it great to be rich, can you do whatever you want if you have money?"

Zhou Yu smiled and nodded, "That's right, being rich is amazing, being rich means you can do whatever you want, it's not happy, come and bite me!"

Zheng Yi, "......"

"Since you said so, then I'm disrespectful!"

He stepped forward, hugged Zhou Yu's waist, and then bit it viciously......

Zhou Yu, "......"

Looking at Zheng Yi's close face, she was about to collapse.

"Bastard, what are you doing?" she pushed Zheng Yi away hard, then wiped it on her lips, and felt a wet, it was blood......

This bastard, actually biting me?

"Are you a dog?" Zhou Yu was crazy, his first kiss was actually gone in such a form?

No, this isn't the first kiss at all, is it?

It was his lips that were bitten by Zheng Yi's teeth!

What the hell is this?

Is Zheng Yi a man?

In that case, shouldn't you just kiss her?

Dead Eunuch ......

Or am I really not charismatic at all?

couldn't help but start self-examination, otherwise why did Zheng Yi reject her?

It doesn't make sense at all, or does Zheng Yi not like women?

Well......

In all probability!

Zhou Yu will not admit that he is not attractive.

If Zheng Yi is not interested in her, then there must be something wrong with Zheng Yi.

That's how women are......

When a man likes her and is madly obsessed with pursuing her, when someone else is a licking dog.

When the man stopped paying attention to him, he said that the man had a physical problem.

Co-authoring is a man's fault?

"Okay, let's go, I won't agree to pretend to be your boyfriend!" Zheng Yi looked at Zhou Yuyi and said in a straight voice, "Moreover, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you have money, at least you can't buy happiness if you have money!"

"Of course, you can't buy happiness with money, but as long as you have money, others will find ways to make you happy. Zhou Yu snorted arrogantly and said to Zhou Yu, "Brother, let's go, since this guy doesn't want to, forget it, it seems that we have to do it?" This girl is so rich, can't she find a man who is willing to be a shield for me?"

"Alas, I'm sorry sister, it's all my brother's carelessness in making friends, I thought that I had a brotherly relationship with him, and we could go up the sword mountain and down the sea ......of fire with each other, who knew that guy wouldn't even help with such a little favor" When he said this, Zhou Yu secretly turned his head to pay attention to Zheng Yi's expression.

Seeing Zhou Yu's small movements, the corners of Zheng Yi's mouth twitched, "Hehe, even if you say so, I won't agree!"

Zhou Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly, although he probably guessed the end before he came.

But he always felt that his friendship with Zheng Yi should be able to make Zheng Yi accommodating.

Now it seems that he is thinking too much.

How can a real salted fish give up the life of a salted fish because of friendship and run for love?

Besides, there is no love between Zheng Yi and Zhou Yu.

It's just a transaction.