Chapter 33: Can a General Marry a Beautiful Wife?
General, General! Please, please be careful! ”
"Caution?"
'General Si' laughed.
"Go back and tell him, say that General Ben knows, and tell him again, he is the first year of junior high school, and General Ben is the second year of junior high school, you don't have to wait until fifteen, and you don't need to come over to thank you, just bear it."
“……”
Is that what he meant?
The eunuch's heart trembled, and he glanced at the expressionless general with an indescribable expression, and when he looked at the general's swishing gaze, he shook it fiercely, pulled his mouth dryly, and after trying to squeeze out a smile, he hurriedly rolled back to the palace and reported to His Majesty.
And, His Majesty the Emperor, who was being tossed by the seemingly endless criticism, had a great liver fire and had nowhere to vent, sneered after hearing the eunuch's report.
"He dares!"
“……”
The eunuch glanced at the emperor who was blowing his beard and glaring, his lips moved, and he wanted to say-
[Your Majesty, general, he really dares! ] 】
However, dare not say.
Because, recently, His Majesty has been forced too tightly, and from time to time he is irritable and crazy, tossing them all the subordinates, as soon as he sees him frowning and cold-faced, he subconsciously coaxes, where do you dare to step forward and provoke thorns!
So, well, forget it -
With the psychology of His Majesty the Emperor, no matter how bold Feng Lang is, he will not really dare to enter the palace with a few men to harm him!
What's the matter, he is the emperor, and Feng Lang is a courtier, no matter how arrogant and domineering he is, he can't do such a thing that violates the ethical norms, so he dares to be so arrogant to pounce on the reverse scales of the 'General Si'.
However, that night, His Majesty the Emperor, who threw the pen and smashed the pen, vented fiercely in the upper study, returned to his own palace to wash, and climbed into the dragon bed to sleep.
Blindfolded by one pair of hands, and gently massaged in circles on his body by another pair of hands, relieving his fatigue throughout the day, even more magical, there was a third pair of hands, with some unspeakable emotion, pulling off his belt and touching it inside.
This sudden appearance stunned His Majesty the Emperor, and he didn't react for a while, until some unspeakable place, as if, maybe, maybe, probably, was touched-
He was only a spirit, and he came back to his senses, and even subconsciously used his internal force to shake the three pairs of claws away from him, and then, he jumped far away, incredible, and stared at the dragon bed in disbelief, those few bewitching sluts-men?!
!
Man!!!!
Especially those men have their own appearances, each with their own merits, and they are also bare-chested and bare-backed, with their hair scattered, and they are also wearing colorful, transparent gauze gadgets, and they throw a thousand charming eyes at him, a pair of-
[Your Majesty, come on~, come on~——] of the shameless look!
This made His Majesty the Emperor tremble, and his frightened face turned blue! I feel that some of the touched places are not clean! It also made the hairs on his whole body inevitably explode!
The stalk roared outwards with his neck snarled.
"Damn it! Wang Xiaoer!! Roll in for the shock!!! ”
?!
Outside the hall, the eunuch Wang Xiaoer, who was squatting there and napping, was startled by His Majesty's unspeakable angry and uncontrollable roar, and subconsciously, he rolled in, knelt there in a daze, lay on the ground, and asked puzzledly.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty?"
"What the hell is this?!"
rubbed His Majesty the Emperor vigorously in some places on his body, shook his hands, pointed at the few bewitching sluts on the bed, and scolded angrily.
"How did you give Lao Tzu a bad day?! Raise your head to Lao Tzu! Look good! ”
I don't even say it, I call it Lao Tzu, which shows how ruthless His Majesty the Emperor is stimulated?
And, listening to the emperor's successive roars, his heart suddenly felt bad, and then connected to the words of the general in the day, the eunuch who unconsciously swallowed his saliva raised his head and glanced at the dragon bed.
This look.
"Oops!"
didn't hold back for a while, the eunuch reflexively exploded, completely showing the shock in his heart at this moment, which made His Majesty the Emperor's expression even more ugly, and the anger on his head burned directly into a substantial flame, making him kick on the eunuch Wang Xiaoer, gritting his teeth.
"What the hell is this?! Explain it to me! ”
“……”
Wang Xiaoer, who was kicked and ate, was lying there aggrieved, not daring to move, but he had to tend to the obscenity of His Majesty the Emperor and explain in a low voice.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, have you forgotten? In the daytime, the minions will bring you the words of the general, but you say, 'He dare'? So, the general really dares-"
Mother's dear!
How dare you?
It's clear that you just want to directly overlord the bow?!
If it weren't for His Majesty's martial arts, and it wasn't low, maybe he would have succeeded-
Then turn around, won't Your Majesty want to-
I don't know what indescribable pictures came to mind, which made the eunuch Wang Xiaoer's face very exciting, but he gave His Majesty the Emperor half to death, trembling and pointing at those shameless ones, seeing that he didn't step forward, he dared to climb down from the dragon bed without fear of death, and twisted like a snake and waved towards him.
"Hurry, hurry! Get it away! Get it away! Get it all gone! Throw my dragon bed away! Throw it away! Come on! ”
Seeing that those few bewitching sluts were going to hit him again, His Majesty the Emperor blew up the whole thing, jumped up in an instant, flashed to the beam and squatted there, a pair, if he didn't get these few away, throw the dragon bed out, he wouldn't go down.
made the eunuch Wang Xiaoer's expression very subtle.
"Someone!"
With His Majesty's lethal eyes, Wang Xiaoer hurriedly called someone to deal with it.
It's just that these few bewitching sluts are far beyond their cognition and imagination, and they even have martial arts, not to mention, not low, their feet flashed together, and they also squatted on the beams of the house, and continued to wrap around the stunned body of His Majesty the Emperor.
In the expression of Wang Xiaoer's eyes protruding, he touched and hugged his master, pouted to kiss him, and pinched his voice softly.
Enchanting slut No. 1: "Your Majesty~, come on~, people are very soft~, after you try it, you will definitely fall in love with it~, okay~"
Enchanting Slut No. 2: "That's it, Your Majesty~, people are also very soft~, don't believe you touch it?" It feels really good~"
Enchanting Slut No. 3: "Your Majesty, the meat on people's waists is softer, and the meat on their legs is softer than on their waists, so you can touch it too?" After touching it, I will definitely love it~"
Saying this, No. 3 actually grabbed His Majesty's dragon hand and really touched the root of his thigh, which stimulated His Majesty the Emperor, and let out a terrible scream like a woman who was too frightened.
Then, the whole body was full of true qi, and it exploded in all directions, and in an instant, his huge palace was blown into ruins, and he almost crushed the eunuch Wang Xiaoer to death below!
When Wang Xiaoer climbed out from below with great difficulty, he saw that his master was like a crazy woman who had gone mad, regardless of it, and attacked without reason, and the three bewitching sluts had long since disappeared.
(End of chapter)