Shark Tears Chapter 34, The Black Man

Speaking of this, everyone in the hall applauded!

Smack, smack, smack is really fun.

A fan shouted: "Oh no, Miss Ruquan is confused!" Can't stand up! ”

A group of people hurried to first aid: "Big guy, you can still mix it up if you accept it with an open mind!" ”

Xue Pu and the little fox looked at each other and smiled, and the little fox summoned Xue Pu to his ear and suddenly smacked him.

Xue Pu even blushed sometimes.

Confucius said: If you attack heresy, you will be harmed.

These brainless fans who follow the trend indiscriminately without understanding it are indeed harmful.

However, those who do not understand, who are still loud, and who do not know how to be humble are even more shameful.

Take today's incident as an example, if it weren't for the cooperation of several colleagues, they would argue with reason.

Suppress the brainless remarks of these trolls, I'm afraid that this venue is about to stage a thing that refers to deer as a horse and Lolita as Hanfu.

Therefore, Confucius would say that it is very necessary to attack some wrong speech, because the harm they are very great.

Of course, today Xue Pu knew that it was not all about himself, so he hurried to thank the black man.

The big black man, who seems to be rough but is actually brilliant, has a name, Xue Pu is consciously like thunder, Xue Pu is only talking about poetry, this black man is still above him.

This black man, surnamed Wang, is from Liaodong County in general, and Xue Pu is from Liaodong County.

Can poetry and good books, the name is not obvious, but the pen power is amazing, the style of writing is solemn and generous, and there is the meaning of Lu Fangweng.

He came this time, first, for the bonus, and for the three-year-old to talk about poetry.

The three-year-old poetry in his mouth is exquisite, and he has a fairy style, and he is actually a person who has no one in his eyes, and he really can't look good.

Everyone who heard Wang Xiaoyan's name crowded over and said, "You are the Wang Xiaoyan who scored 100 points on the score!" ”

"Hahaha, yes, yes, exactly." Wang Xiaoyan smiled.

Another girl went to ask for an autograph: "You bring me one~~"

Many people gathered around to introduce each other to Brother Wang.

The little fox said, "Uncle, aren't you also a hundred points?" ”

"Low-key, I don't want to be like the stars! And there's nothing important going on tonight! Xue Pu said.

"Eh, you come to your conference, I'm a fox with a thousand faces! Strange thieves in the rivers and lakes, it's okay to cry a merman~~" The little fox patted his chest, and the thumb twisted his nose~.

After a while, the heat dissipated, Wang Xiaoyan looked back and smiled: "Hahaha, I am smiling, this time the national answer question, the front is all some literary knowledge, but it is a little tricky and eccentric, and the back is poetry writing, which is reviewed by Ye Lao himself." So the only ones who could get full marks were me and a guy named Xue Pu. ”

Hearing this, the little fox raised his eyebrows, smiled happily, and turned his elbow into Xue Pu's ribs: "Eh, I heard that there is no Ye Lao's comment, your poem is full of marks~~"

Xue Pu laughed.

Wang Xiaoyan was stunned: "Yo, Your Excellency is Xue Pu, you can't see the young hero, a talent!" ”

"Hahaha, Brother Wang is too famous~" Xue Pu hurriedly gave up.

Da Lao Tie and Chen Haopeng were standing: "Eh, you all leave a group photo, the three musketeers of Hanfu are making trouble on the cruise ship." ”

The three of them suddenly looked back, leaving a moment.

Who knew what to do, the little fox suddenly grabbed Xue Pu's hand, and the whole person almost fell.

Xue Pu hurriedly held on: "Huh? Girl, what's wrong with you? Looking at the little fox's extremely ugly face, Xue Pu quickly touched his head and found that it was not very hot.

"It's okay~, it's just that I was hard last night, and it's a little out of strength." She stumbled again.

"I'll go, I'll go to the toilet?" The little fox hurried away.

Chen Haopeng frowned: "Old Xue, did she do this before?" ”

"I didn't pay attention, when I went to her house, I think there was a similar one." Xue Pu scratched his head and decided to follow along.

The ship's bathroom, a large mirror.

The little fox was putting on lipstick, trying to cover his bloodless lips.

Seeing Xue Pu coming, she smiled charmingly: "Bobobo~ Is it good-looking?" "Turn your head. looked at Xue Pu.

"You used to be without makeup, how did you put on makeup?" Xue Pu asked.

"Do women still need a reason to wear makeup?" The little fox said mischievously.

"Also, how do you know I'm not wearing makeup?" Little fox.

"You look in the mirror, do I have lipstick on my face?" Xue Pu said. Fang Cai's kiss did not leave lip prints, Xue Pu deserves to be a detective.

"Tut-tut, scheming boy~ How do I know someone like you!" The little fox looked disgusted.

Xue Pu took out his mobile phone and clicked: "Emoji!" Hey!! How can there be such an ugly woman in this world! ”

"Ugly!? Forehead? Ugly!! You go to the full steamer and look for it! Not to the whole world! I, the fox with a thousand faces! I'm a peerless woman. I'm grumpy, I'm ugly! Hum! You big pig's trotters, narcissist, lolicon, old pervert! Dare to call me ugly! I'll bite you to death! The little fox's small hand slammed Xue Pu a few times, but the last two punches were obviously ineffective.

Xue Pu felt that she was afraid that the old injury would recur when she saved herself, so she let her fight without half resistance.

The fox with a thousand faces couldn't even do it.

The two were frolicking together, and the sound of a third person entering the field was heard in the distance.

"We welcome Miss Ruquan, the UP master of the barrage network, to enter the third place." Fans clapped their hands, snapped, snapped it was so fun.

Leaving a group of well-educated people on the field, all the faces were confused.

Surrounded by fans, Miss Ruquan sat on it proudly, and said: "Eh, don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged, there will be next time if you don't choose this time!" ”

An old expert at the bottom said: "Do you know that we were able to pass the exam for this poetry meeting, and how much effort did our junior college concentrate on answering the questions and participating in the competition?" Why don't you just get on the top without answering questions? ”

Miss Ruquan sneered, crossed Erlang's legs, picked up the tea bowl on the side, and ignored it after a sip, after all, she is a celebrity, and there must always be some celebrities.

At this time, a fan below shouted: "Ah! Your academy is amazing! Why are you so insulting! ”

"That's right! Do you know how hard she tried? You say that about her! How many days did she not sleep in order to participate in this competition! Did you know!"

The fans shouted heartbreakingly, muffling the voice of the rather learned old professor.

"Eh, if there is traffic this year, there is money~ It seems that this quota is all set. With this lineup, what about going abroad? Show me, it's just right for you to open a cram school to accept them as students! The little fox looked at this situation and said helplessly.

Soon the host stood on the stage and blew up the microphone: "Ahem, hey, hey, hey!" In today's first round of competition, there will be three test questions, and the fastest and best answer will pass the next round. ”

Xue Pu looked at the number of people, not to mention a thousand people, and it was already difficult to break through six among the elites of a thousand people.

What's more, there are now three insiders, a foreigner, a leader, and a traffic anchor.

And it's really difficult to answer the questions quickly enough.

But I can only give it a go.

I saw the first question appear on the big screen: couplet question...