The distant "brother-in-law" wanted to tell Kui Yiyu again not to tear down the house, but she received constant insults from the other party.

"Scumbag, scumbag, scumbag."

In the mind of the distant "brother-in-law", a shrill voice kept echoing.

"Come to fortune telling? Young man, it's not a fortune teller, seeing that your Yintang is black, you should have just been divorced. ”

The distant "brother-in-law" originally wanted to leave, but when he heard the fortune teller's words, he squatted down slightly.

"Can you see me?"

The palms of the distant "brother-in-law" kept shaking in front of the fortune teller, and there was really no reaction.

"Invisible."

"Then how do you know that my Yin Tang is black?"

"You and I have telepathy, probably because you and I are destined, so I don't want to count it."

"Lottery?"

"This is an ornament, as long as you write the eight characters of birth in the palm of my hand."

Who knows, when the fortune teller traces it in the palm of his hand, the other party always laughs "giggle".

"Tickle?"

The "brother-in-law" in the distance tapped lightly and pressed it again, as if it had become a switch to adjust the volume, and the fortune teller's laughter also changed.

"No, I think your birthday is destined to encounter a lot of strange things in this life."

"For example?"

"Your next wife is a relative of your previous wife's family."

"Impossible."

When the distant "brother-in-law" was about to stand up, the fortune teller continued to speak.

"If you believe it, you don't believe it, and if you want to change your fate, it's not impossible."

"And you, how much does it cost?"

"It's good for you to look at it, in short, I can't spend much money on this blind man, I used to be a ...... on Defan Mountain"

"Then you know the abbot?"

"I'm his close disciple."

"My sister-in-law is."

"Sister-in-law? That's right, brother-in-law is born with extraordinary feelings for his sister-in-law, which has existed since ancient times, not only women can't escape, but men will also have a lot of thoughts. ”

"You mean, me and my sister-in-law? She called me a scumbag just now. ”

"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, and affection is deep and kicking with your feet."

"She did fight with me, but she was just a showman, and she didn't have any real martial arts skills. So, are you really the abbot's closed disciple? But why did you end up like this? ”

"Go with the flow, I'm already vulgar, wherever I go is home, the key is, I like to make friends."

"I didn't see it, what you get, fortunately I have a good temper, otherwise I would be easy to be beaten."

"It was because of this that I was kicked out of the division."

"Same as my sister-in-law?"

"Look, you don't leave your ex-wife's family in three sentences, it can be seen how important she is to you."

"She lives in my apartment now, but ...... Anyway, it's impossible, I'm not interested in any girls anymore, it's all liars, and my ex-wife also said that she only loves me from beginning to end, and in the end, it's not cheating. ”

"You must not give up on the pursuit of good things because of this. Go ahead, let go of love, go back to your apartment, do what you love, and life will slowly get better. ”

The distant "brother-in-law" frowned slightly, and after giving the fortune teller in front of him 20 yuan, he squatted down again.

"Then you, can you help me crack it."

"The will of heaven cannot be violated."

“50。”

"It can only be understood, but not spoken."

“100。”

"Donor, listen to me."