Chapter 9 There is a beautiful person, and it is very difficult to do
Wen Zhen was frying and frying in the kitchen at the moment.
Wen Auntie buys vegetables, naturally it is ordinary fish, meat and vegetables, Wen Zhen took into account that Wen Zhen is not good at cooking, so he didn't dare to show very skills, Rao is so, and the aroma also alarmed the neighbors.
Li Guancha came to the banquet earlier than expected, and by the way, he also brought the county lord and the master, he himself is the head of the government service, and they are all well-known figures in the county government.
Wang Xiancheng described it as a little withered, the dark circles under his eyes were so heavy that he could directly pretend to be a ghost, when he came over, he was quite reluctant, with his identity, he came to this alley to eat the banquet of ordinary people, it was too cheap, but he couldn't stand the old friend's hard pull, so when he sat down at the small square table in the courtyard, his face was slightly dark.
"My lord," Li Guancha whispered in his ear, "You know what you are worried about, isn't it the one who lives in the mansion who is difficult to serve, and it is said that he is very picky?" Rest assured, if you have eaten this meal today, you will know that your heart was in vain before. ”
"You're wrong," Wang Xiancheng sighed heavily, "That one isn't picky, just looking for a celebrity chef, who is really picky, you haven't seen it yet." ”
"Why, I heard that another distinguished guest ......"
", who knows which evil wind is blowing, our small realm, two gods came at once!" Wang Xiancheng was sad and angry, took off his hat, and plucked the hair on the top of his head that was becoming more and more sparse, barely covering the slippery piece in the middle, "Look at my hair, my hair!" When King Ding came, he could barely cover it, but when King Yi came, he fell off directly! ”
When it came to the two nobles, Li Guancha didn't dare to comment, he just smiled, Wang Xiancheng also knew that these words were inappropriate, so he didn't say anything with a bitter face, but thinking of the two who were more difficult than the other, he only felt bitter in his mouth, and he didn't even have the interest in eating, so he stood up and wanted to leave, "I'll go first, there are many things." ”
"Don't, my lord, no matter how busy you are, you still have to eat."
"What good food can this ordinary people's family have? If you don't eat it, you don't eat it, Lao Li, you too, you can eat things in this kind of place, if you are short of oil and water recently, I will ask you to get drunk and rub it in Fenglou. ”
Wang Xiancheng was about to leave, Li Guancha hurriedly stayed, and was pulling the curtain in the kitchen to hang up, and the strong fragrance rushed into the noses of the two almost instantly, and both of them stopped.
"It smells good." Although Wang Xiancheng was approving, he still looked a little disapproving, but he finally sat down.
A few village elders with heads and faces on the table hurriedly poured wine for a few adults, but when the vegetables and fish came up, no one cared about the pot of wine anymore.
A bowl of meat is hung with golden red amber glass syrup, which is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, sweet and sour, juicy; A dish that can't be distinguished from meat and vegetables is also jade transparent, shining with a sparkle, and with a slight pinch, countless gold wires are pulled out; The color of the pig's trotter soup is milky white, the hoof flowers are like jade, the entrance is rotten and sticky to the teeth, the green bamboo shoots inside are floating and sinking like a boat, the soybeans are full and lovely, and the entrance melts as soon as you sip it, leaving only the slight bean fragrance after soaking in the gravy.
Not to mention that the crockpot roast meat is golden and red and bright, the dried silk artemisia is crisp and tender, the garlic and bacon are like green jade and red nao, and the bacon slices are transparent and micro-rolled.
Finally, on a pot of cheap trash fish in the market, first fried and then stewed, boiled out a variety of mellow taste intertwined with river fresh, with the cooked alkaline noodles on the side of the pot, the steamed buns pasted on the side of the pot because of gravity, one side is thick and the other side is thin, the thin bottom is baked by the hot pot to golden brown and crispy, the slightly yellow steamed noodles are immersed in the thick fish soup, crispy fragrant, soft fresh, everyone's chopsticks fall like rain, eat too urgently, always worry that you will bite off your tongue if you are not careful.
As soon as Wang Xiancheng Cai entered the mouth, he was stunned for a long time, and suddenly slapped himself.
Everyone was startled, and thought that he had lost his mind, especially when they saw the expression on his face, which went from shock to ecstasy to bursting with infinite brilliance, as if he had suddenly been redeemed.
Feeling that he was about to cry while eating, everyone hurriedly lowered their heads and did not dare to look, and there was no time to look - if they didn't hurry up, the food would be gone in the blink of an eye.
After the miscellaneous fish pot stickers came up, everyone still gave way to Wang Xiancheng, Wang Xiancheng took a pot sticker, just chewed two bites, suddenly threw away the chopsticks, picked up the pot and left!
Everyone couldn't react, and they watched the potstickers fly away!
"Hey, sir!" Li Guancha jumped up to chase, where could he catch up, seeing that Wang Xiancheng was walking fast, holding a pot of soup steadily, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Wen Zhen saw this scene when he came out, he was a little dumbfounded, he had seen a snatch of food, but he had never seen a snatch like this!
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"Everything in this world should be neat, horizontal and vertical, facing each other, so that it can be considered beautiful, so that I can be beautiful in my heart."
The spring breeze in March has always been soft, and the voice is quite beautiful, reminiscent of the warm wind and smoke, the clear water and blue lake, and all the gorgeous and soft everything.
The person who spoke was playing chess, but there was no one playing against him.
The spring breeze hovers between the eaves of the pavilion of the painting boat, teasing the hanging golden bells in a dazzling manner, the yarn flutters under the bells, and the figures in the veil are hazy. It vaguely seems to be the back of a man, long, delicate, and lazy.
The chess pieces hit the chessboard and tinkle, the black on the left is pressed by black, and the white on the right is white.
The moon is spelled on the left, and the sun cannot be on the right.
The slender fingers flicked for a while, adjusted the most subtle angle, and made sure to ensure that the black and white moon looked horizontally, vertically, and crookedly, and looked absolutely the same, before stopping satisfied.
A small servant came on his knees, carefully held up the chessboard, and moved out step by step.
The hull of the ship swayed, and the hand holding the chessboard was very steady, and he didn't dare to be unstable, and if he broke up one, his life was not guaranteed.
The man turned his head to look at the empty river and sighed boredly.
"I'm so hungry......"
The man got up and walked through the same plate of red suckling pigs, orange fish fillets, yellow oily chickens, and green courgettes......
Facing the empty river, he touched his stomach lonely again, "Hungry...... I'm so hungry that I want to eat the chess pieces......"
There were two or three attendants on the shore, standing with their hands tied, neatly arranged, and no one talked.
What's up?
Lonely bird?
Why is Jiangshang so empty, Your Highness, you don't have a little in your heart...... Number?
Hungry enough to eat a chess piece? Are you eating?
Everywhere you go, you're full of food, but you're crying hunger, are you suggesting to everyone that we're stealing all your chickens?
If you are willing to eat, I am willing to invite you to eat chicken every day!
"I'm ...... hungry," the man sighed and stroked his stomach, "I'm in a bad mood......
The eyes of the entourage went dark.
Here it comes!
Not again!
What are you going to do today?
Do you dive into the bottom of the river to dig up lotus root that doesn't exist in spring, or jump on the boat to borrow someone's oar to beat meatballs?
Do you want all the smiling girls on the river to go to the river beach to find wild duck eggs, or do you want the turtle to go down to the river to catch turtles, and you have to look exactly like the turtle boy?
Hehe, you see, is there anyone else on this river?
Anything else? Yes?
I heard that you were here three days ago, and they all ran away! Yes!
People are pouring into the river, you are Qingjiang!
Grief and indignation, grief and indignation.
How can there be such a person in the world?
What about the talent that became a five-year-old? What about the wisdom of seven-year-old governance? What about the fierceness of the ten-year-old tongue battle group? What about the twelve-year-old warriors who fought on the battlefield?
Have they all become duck eggs in the belly of a turtle?
Since he is recognized as the first person in the Dongtang royal family, then do something that the first person should do, such as fighting for power, seizing the throne, killing the opposition, and being a good brother, isn't it?
Why do you suddenly start not liking to eat, and then you don't eat, and then all the years are entangled in the endless cycle of finding something to eat, not to taste good, and then to find something to eat?
Occasionally, if you are in a good mood after eating a few meals, you will either die the second brother or die the eighth brother, and so on, if you are full of food, the world will be peaceful a long time ago.
At that time, there will be people all over the world worried about his nerves and picky eaters.
The burden on the shoulders of the brothers will also be lighter.
Oh God, to save the East Hall and ...... Let's hurry up and lower a man who can make him eat!
Or, drop someone who can poison him, or not!
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Whether Heaven hears the prayers of his followers, no one knows.
The man in brocade seemed to hear their hearts, his eyes rolled and he smiled.
The faint smile of the wind, but the wind is scattered with glass petals and crystal waves.
The entourage hurriedly bowed their heads.
I can't look at it, I can't look at it, I can't look at it even more when I laugh, I just feel that many of the beautiful sentences that have been written in the Book of Poetry describe the beauty of men, and they seem to be a little pale in front of such a look.
The so-called jade is like a jade, and it is beautiful, but it is like that.
Spring is three points inferior to its front.
The brightness of summer is not as bright as his wandering eyes.
Thinking of his posture to the blue tree under the high autumn sky.
In the end, it was found that there was no snow for the winter.
Because his skin is cleaner than snow.
Such a wonderful person...... Poetry was supposed to be for him.
Why does everyone just want to scold their mother in the end?
The woman who suffers the heaviest karma behind Dongtang should be Concubine De Niangniang!
Yan Sui glanced at this row of dull humans, and knew with his fingernails that they were lighting incense for their mother, but what did it matter, he also liked it.
His Royal Highness King Yi considers himself a benevolent master, and allows his subordinates to vent properly after suffering all kinds of inhuman oppression, and there is no way to allow it - this is the thirteenth team of attendants he has changed. If it is replaced, it may be the turn of the eunuch who poured the night incense in the Yeting Palace.
The carriage where he was parked on the shore had been completely renovated again, and the white background was more and more shiny with gold, and the horses pulling the cart were all snow-white, and there were two words all over the body: Saobao.
Of course, this is not his prince's standard carriage, this is just a second ancestor, who spent a lot of money to build such a car, and used it for the first time, and he was too unrestrained to ride a horse on the street, and he happened to be seen by Yan Sui.
In fact, it's nothing to be unrestrained, it's nothing to break the vendor's stall, and it's nothing to knock down the old man, but this car actually dares to have different lighting patterns made of gold leaf hanging on the left and right?
Such a terrible thing naturally had to be stopped, and then His Royal Highness King Yi levied the carriage, and by the way, the lights were pulled out, the interior was changed, and the miscellaneous hair on the white horse pulling the carriage was more difficult to do, and it took three days of hard work for the attendants to pluck out the miscellaneous hair.
Something went wrong again last night, so the attendants spent the whole night changing the cushions, changing the silk curtains for bamboo curtains, changing the tables, and cleaning the whole carriage from the inside out, to make sure that there was not a trace of red powder at all.
Originally, this kind of carriage that went wrong was directly abandoned, but the carriage used before was a little crooked for a long time, and it could not be completely restored to its original state after repairing, His Royal Highness refused to use it again, so he could only drag it back to Tianjing first, and this small place, there was no carriage that met Yan Sui's requirements for a while, after all, the things used by His Royal Highness, if you want to meet his requirements, you have to go through at least a month of adjustment of every detail.
Today, the attendants are especially tired - after all, it is ten times more difficult to serve a master who is usually very troublesome and took a night bath last night.
According to the person who waited for the master's bath last night, there was a red powder in the water that was brought out for the first time.
Everyone was dumbfounded - how could this man who couldn't even wait to wipe his hair from time to time without leaving dust, how could he allow his body to be covered with powder?
No wonder the master is still laughing today, but he is smiling gloomy.
The attendants had been standing motionless and symmetrically for most of the day, and the only expectation at present was that they had said that they planned to return to Beijing today.
However, the news announced by Yan Sui next made everyone feel an impulse in their hearts, wanting to remove the pedals under his feet, let him fall into the river, and press on his head for another hour.
Yan Sui said: A good master must know how to be considerate and respect the efforts of his subordinates, for the sake of the hard work of the attendants, Yan Sui decided to stay in this town three hundred miles away from the capital for two more days.