Chapter 31: Men Disguise as Women
What's the matter with this bear child, is his brain in water?
Nymphomaniac, brain-dead, female hooligan.
These three words are simply tailor-made for her.
Xiao Biao rolled her eyes, pushed Jiechen into her arms, and said, "This monk has sent you, don't come to disturb us." β
"What do you mean by sending me, Brother Shuo is mine, and the one next to you is also mine!" Jia Mingyuan said loudly: "My father said that if you meet a good-looking person, you have to chase it, because only when you marry a good-looking person, the doll born will be good-looking." β
"What a mess of you!" Xiao Yang slammed his fist on Jia Ming's head and said, "Where did a little girl come from so many crooked reasons, saying that you came to this kind of place where birds don't in the middle of the night, so you brought two maids?" β
Jia Mingyuan crossed her hands on her hips and said proudly, "Otherwise? Hmph, I might as well tell you that no one in this Huaicheng dares to beat my eldest lady of the Jia family! β
"Oh~ I really brought two maids." Xiao Yang smiled evilly and approached Jia Mingyuan: "Then don't blame my sister, you're welcome." β
Jia Mingyuan also seemed to smell a hint of danger: "You...... What are you going to do! Go away! β
After a while, Jia Mingyuan and the two maidservants were tied up and thrown in front of the Buddha statue, Xiao Yang smiled with satisfaction, and said, "It's quiet, I said that the eldest lady, when you go out, you must have a brain, otherwise it will be easy to suffer." β
Shicai was also worried that this eldest lady would be secretly protected by a few masters, but now that the words have come out, Xiao Biao will naturally not be used to this bear child anymore.
"You...... You're really tying her up like that? Jiechen avoided it just now, but now he is a little distressed: "Amitabha, she is still a girl, will this be inappropriate." β
Xiao Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "Tsk, Amitabha Buddha is starting at this time, and I don't know who was chased by other little girls running around the house just now, don't worry, I will let her go early tomorrow morning." Let's rest in peace today, and naturally have a good place to live tomorrow. β
Jiechen clasped his hands together and said, "Where are you going tomorrow, can you tell the little monk." β
Xiao Biao found a futon and sat down, and said, "Naturally, we will go to the Sikong family's mansion, as the old saying goes, if you don't go into the tiger's den, you will get a tiger, we have to find a way to get in." β
"I see." Jiechen smiled: "That...... I'm afraid the poison on my body is not conducive to this operation, so ......"
"Huh? Am I still not clear? Xiao Yang laughed evilly and said, "What I'm talking about is that only the Xiao family can solve this poison, and I don't have the surname Xiao, how can I solve it, but don't worry, as long as you obediently don't play any tricks, the poison in your body will not attack." β
Jiechen closed his eyes and shook his head helplessly, Yu Wenjing sat down next to Xiao Biao, and said, "Ah Biao, why do you have to care about this monk, he has nothing to do with us......"
"First, when the Phoenix Terrace is competing, I really need to be surrounded by cold spider poison." Xiao Biao said softly, "Second, I really hate this kind of sacrifice, just like the original sacrifice of Loulan...... If I hadn't led people into the main city, I'm afraid the people of Loulan would have been wiped out in that great war. β
Yu Wenjing nodded and grabbed Xiao Yang's shoulder: "I know your thoughts, but don't take risks, although your body is still good at martial arts, it is not as good as before after all, don't be reckless in everything......"
Xiao Yang smiled and leaned on Yu Wenjing's shoulder: "You talk so much at once, I'm really a little uncomfortable, by the way, did Qu Liuyan practice martial arts before?" I always felt like there was something missing between the meridians. β
Yu Wenjing's body stiffened, and he said confusedly: "Who knows, maybe it's not suitable." β
"That's right." Xiao Yang sniffed the faint fragrance of acacia flowers on Yu Wenjing's body, and gradually fell asleep.
In the early morning of the second day, Xiao Yang suddenly came up with an excellent idea!
"What did you say??" Qu Chen followed Xiao Biao, and refreshed his three views every day: "You...... You made us ......"
"That's right~" Xiao Yang smiled: "We have a chance to sneak into the Sikong family's mansion now, we can pretend to be the eldest lady of the Jia family and the two maids, Sikong Yu broke the face of Miss Jia yesterday, and he will not let him enter the ...... today."
"Amitabha." Jiechen said: "I and the prince are more than seven feet tall...... Even if you change into your daughter's clothes, it doesn't look like it. β
Xiao Yang shrugged his shoulders and said, "So let the two of you pretend to be maids, what kind of maids Jiafu is looking for, he can't care about the old man." It's just that I have to grieve Miss Jia to tie up here for a while. β
Jia Mingyuan listened and made a "woo woo" protest.
Xiao Biao didn't bother to care about her, turned to Yu Wenjing and said, "You and Jiechen are now changing the clothes of those two maids, and by the way, I will solve his big bald head, I will go to the vicinity of the impure pool, and I will go back when I go." β
Yu Wenjing asked, "What are you going to do there?" β
"Go find the mountain ghost for a small favor." Xiao Biao smiled and said, "You can't throw this powerless Miss Jia in this ruined temple in the barren mountains and mountains, I asked him to come and watch." β
Yu Wenjing nodded and said, "Then you be careful." β
Surrounded by mountains and forests near the Bujing Pond, Xiao Biao came to the vicinity of the exit of the secret passage with light skills, and saw that there were no protΓ©gΓ©s of the Sikong family around, so he jumped down with peace of mind.
Xiao Yang said in his heart: Strange, didn't you say that you can find people here? Why didn't it move?
"Miss Qu, are you looking for me?" The hoarse voice sounded, which really startled Xiao Biao.
The mountain ghost did not wear a hat, only blindfolded his eyes with a white cloth, and the sword hung from his waist behind his hands in a black dress, which made his whole person a little less angry, so it seems that the face of this mountain ghost is very gentle......
Xiao Yang took a step back, pretending to be frightened, and said, "Why did you suddenly appear behind me, do you want to scare me to death, it's really like a ghost!" β
Xiao Biao said, threw the sword to the mountain ghost, and said, "If I have something to ask you for, come with me!" β
The mountain ghost took the sword and rubbed it for a moment, and then threw it back: "If you give it to you, you don't have to pay it back to me, I'll go with you." β
Xiao Yang smiled slightly, and saluted with his fists at the mountain ghost. Although he was a ghost, he was still righteous, and he didn't even ask what he was going to do.
Although he didn't ask, Xiao Biao still had to add: "Don't worry, there's no danger, just look at the two of them and don't let them run around." β
The mountain ghost didn't speak, and the two of them quickly returned to the ruined temple, and as soon as they reached the temple gate, they heard a wail from inside the house.
Quit Dust: "Don't! Let go of me, I've changed into a dress, and the one inside really doesn't need it! Take the belly pocket away! β
Xiao Yang silently sympathized with Jiechen in her heart, Yu Wenjing obviously completed the things she explained when she left, and asked the Jiechen monk to change into a woman's clothes and put on a wig.
Although the clothes are a little small, you can't see the layers of wear.
Xiao Biao couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Quitting dust girl, your figure is really majestic." β
After hearing this, the mountain ghost also asked, "I can't imagine that there are still people who have such a hobby, but I am lonely and unheard." β
Yu Wenjing hasn't changed yet, but for some reason, Xiao Yang has begun to look forward to what Yu Wenjing will look like when she changes into women's clothes.
"Ahem." Xiao Yang grabbed Yu Wenjing and said, "This ...... I'll change his clothes, and you all go out, don't peep." β
Qu Dust: Strong and calm, with his hands folded: "Who would want to see ......"
The mountain ghost said, "What about me? Will I, a blind man, go out and blow a cold wind? β
"Oh, you have to get out, mountain ghost, you take these girls out too!"
The mountain ghost shrugged and complied, and in an instant, only Xiao Yang and Yu Wenjing were left in the broken temple.