0009, if you were a little more powerful, I would bring a gun
Yang Xiaoming, what are you doing sneakily in front of my yard? Do you want to be beaten? A slim girl in white stood in front of the courtyard gate with her hands on her hips and shouted fiercely;
Opposite her, there was a young man in brocade who stared at her with slightly squinted eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Crybaby, the bastard that Zhao Bawang killed that day is not at home, you dare to be so arrogant, I think you want to be beaten?"
The girl with a face like jade, a slender figure, a slender waist, and straight legs clenched her fists and turned away suddenly.
Seeing the girl turn around and leave, Yang Xiaoming was stunned for a long time, the 'crybaby' he knew before was not like this, if she scolded her, she might endure it, at most she glared at people viciously, but who dares to say that Zhao Bawang is not, this girl will definitely pounce on you and fight hard, whether it is scratching or biting, as long as it can make you feel bad, this girl will not mind, but today she didn't pounce, Yang Xiaoming was a little stunned, and then he thought, this girl must know how powerful he is, Knowing that he was fighting himself to death, he couldn't hurt him in the slightest, so he fled, thinking about it like this, Yang Xiaoming said disdainfully, "Hehe, women are women, one sentence scared the ass to urine, it's really boring,"
Originally, he wanted to take advantage of King Zhao's absence at home, so he came over to bully this girl, and let out a bad breath that his front teeth were knocked out, but who knew that Ye Xi ignored him, and he couldn't help but be a little disappointed.
However, just when he turned around to leave, he suddenly felt creepy, as if he was being targeted by a wild beast, he subconsciously turned his head, Yang Xiaoming's eyes widened in an instant, and he saw the girl he called a crybaby twisting a knife and walking towards him with a fierce momentum, Yang Xiaoming almost failed to stand firm, and his legs were weak.
The young man wanted to run, but he didn't listen to the call, so he was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat, and he confessed and called the girl Sister Ye Xi on the spot.
Ye Xi walked forward with a flat expression, strode forward, and said seriously, "If you don't use a knife, I can't beat you, if you are a little more powerful, I will bring a gun." ”
"Ahem!"
Yang Xiaoming's face was incredulous and dumbfounded, this girl still wanted to bring a gun? Is there still an airplane cannon hidden in the broken yard?
"Sister Ye Xi, I know it's wrong, you just let me go as a fart," Seeing the girl who was getting closer and closer to him, Yang Xiaoming was frightened, this girl and Zhao Bawang were both ruthless, when Zhao Bawang twisted the knife, it was really bloody, and the scar on the back of the woman's son surnamed Ma is the best proof, who knows if this girl who is in the same nest as Zhao Bawang will really cut him a knife or two.
Lying on the ground with his head in his hands, or I will kill you with a knife The girl stopped three meters away, her eyes were cold, staring at Yang Xiaoming, and said;
Seeing this domineering girl, Yang Xiaoming was a little dumbfounded at first, and then obediently hugged his head with his hands and lay down, after all, this girl has a knife in her hand, and she is not the kind of delicate girl, otherwise she would not be able to take a knife without saying a word, and the knife that this girl held was used by Zhao Bawang to cut bamboo, he had seen the sharpness of the knife with his own eyes, and thought that Zhao Bawang could cut off a green bamboo with a thick arm, if it was split on his body, it would not hurt the meridians and break the bones.
Of course, if you don't take a knife and the two of you fight alone, you may also hurt the enemy by 1,000 and lose 800 yourself, but he will never admit it, and now Yang Xiaoming regrets it very much, is he full of food? Why do you want to provoke this ruthless stubble who is the same as that bastard, Yang Xiaoming wants to cry without tears.
Ye Xi's knife body was obliquely sided, and it was a hard kick to the bastard lying on the ground, Ye Xi was not as tall as Yang Xiaoming, but her strength was tempered since she was a child, plus she often carried tea eggs around to sell them these days, and after a long period of time, her strength also soared, and Yang Xiaoming screamed and begged for mercy again and again.
"Dare to come to my door to be arrogant, is it the courage given to you by Old Man Yang, or is it given to you by your father who teaches?" The little girl called a brave, stepped on a few feet, and did not forget to slap a few times.
"Don't you just read a few more books than me, you think you're a practitioner, and you want to beat me...... I'm not going to kill you today," Ye Xi sneered.
Sister Ye Xi, I was wrong, you have a lot of adults, let me go, Yang Xiaoming held his head and was miserable.
"Phew, Miss Ben is not yet eleven years old, and there are a lot of bullshit adults, even if I were an adult, I wouldn't have a lot of them," the girl said viciously as she kicked violently;
Ye Xi, do you want to read any books about mythology, the young man didn't know the confidence to come from, and shouted by his name;
When Ye Xi heard this, he immediately stopped his movements, and stared at Yang Xiaoming with slightly narrowed eyes.
The story inside is very exciting, Yang Xiaoming raised his head and did not forget to tempt;
There is an old bookstore in the town, and it is also the only bookstore, half of the books sold in it are old, once, Yang Xiaoming went to the bookstore, happened to meet Ye Xi, he saw the girl staring at those mythological books for a long time, struggling for a long time before leaving, at this moment he suddenly remembered that he has a lot of that kind of books in his house, maybe he may be able to escape this catastrophe.
Ye Xi was a little suspicious, after all, she heard that Old Man Yang's son was very strict with Yang Xiaoming, and let him watch TV for two hours a week, and he was not allowed to do anything else that had nothing to do with study, so how could he let him buy those books that had nothing to do with study.
Yang Xiaoming seemed to know what Ye Xi was thinking in his heart, and hurriedly explained: That book is not mine, it is my cheap Lao Tzu, what "Classic of Mountains and Seas", "Tao Te Ching", "Book of Changes", "Guanzi Feng Zen Chapter", "Yellow Emperor's Inner Classic" and many other strange stories are all placed in the old house.
"Smack!"
Ye Xi stretched out his hand and slapped him on the back of the head, and shouted coldly: "Go! Get me some copies."
Then you move your feet away first, seeing the girl's arrogant appearance, Yang Xiaoming took a deep breath and roared;
"Smack!"
This is the tone of speaking to me? Ye Xi slapped him again and asked in a cold voice;
Sister Ye Xi, please move your feet, I'll go get you the book, Yang Xiaoming's eyes were cracking, but he didn't dare to attack.
In the end, Ye Xi snorted coldly, moved his feet away, looked at Yang Xiaoming and warned, you better not play tricks with me, or I will guard at the door of your house with a knife, and when the time comes, I will cut off your legs, and I am welcome if you want to resist, but you had better see if there is a gap between your knife and mine, and the contrast is clear.
Isn't it just a few books, it's not some kind of gold, silver and jewelry, am I cheating? Yang Xiaoming, who just walked out, almost vomited blood, and it was great to have a bamboo chopping knife?
Is this a civilized society, and it's not the era of the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period, who takes a knife at every turn, what is this? Hooligans? Or is it the underworld? Yang Xiaoming is very sad, he originally wanted to clean up a girl, who knew that he would be cleaned up, the key is that the posture of lying on the ground with his head in his hands is really humiliating.
Soon, Yang Xiaoming ran home and ran out with a bunch of old books, and when he came out, he was seen by Old Man Yang, and Old Man Yang asked him what he was doing?
The young man yelled without looking back, what else can he do, continue his life!
Seeing the young man who was rushing away, Old Man Yang was so angry that he trembled all over, and he wanted to catch up and beat this disobedient son up, but he no longer had the heroic style of chasing tigers and leopards on foot, so he could only watch the young man run farther and farther.
After Ye Xi got the book, Yang Xiaoming shouted, "If you don't give me a roll, believe it or not, I'll beat you with broken muscles and bones, and your skin and flesh will be broken."
Yang Xiaoming was angry, but when he saw the girl who raised the big knife and seemed to kill the god, he ran away without hesitation.
"Son melon, even if you are like this, you dare to be arrogant in front of me? Even your master, Old Man Yang, has to behave when he comes," Seeing Yang Xiaoming, who disappeared all of a sudden, the girl triumphantly twisted the knife and the book and turned around and walked into the small courtyard.
"Yang Xiaoming, you coward, my old Yang family's face has been lost by you, it's really not my old Yang family's species, there is no blood of my old Yang family," Yang Xiaoming entered the courtyard, and the old man Yang who was standing on the third floor roared angrily, although he didn't hear the conversation between the two just now, but he saw that the girl was a Yang knife, and his unproductive grandson ran faster than a dog.
If you have the ability, go get me a good knife, I will give you this face back immediately, Yang Xiaoming suddenly stopped, raised his head and looked at the old man, and said very calmly;
A knife scares you like a lost dog, tell me how much you still have to do, Old Man Yang roared;
Yo he, do I have to stand in front of that girl with a royal spirit and yell, Old Man Yang's grandson is like this, who dares to make a mistake, Yang Xiaoming sneered angrily;
Old ghost, you don't know, that Zhao Bawang and that girl are really fierce, they are two people who dare to see blood, the reason why the fat woman man became a fool, if my guess is right, it is thanks to these two people, in the middle of the night, three watches, two people turned out of the orphanage with a blunt knife, and cut the one hundred and forty or fifty pound man to the ground, they thought they did it seamlessly, but I know, the young man seemed to have some palpitations and said;
Lao Yang was dumbfounded, he didn't know who the fat woman's man was, but the two children really dared to pick up a knife to cut people, which still scared him a lot.
Are you telling the truth?, Old Man Yang asked, gasping;
I'm going to joke with you? Zhao Bawang, who was five or six years old, was almost locked in the house and beaten to death by the man of the evil woman, and the girl was thrown into the bucket for a day and a night, and her body was soaked as if she was begging, but the lives of both of them were very hard, and finally slowly survived, the two of them did not die, and the man of the evil woman was naturally remembered by the two demons who came out of hell, and the man of the fat woman was first cut off with two legs, lived in the courtyard for more than a month, and became lame, and then his hands were cut off again. The right hand still has no strength at all, and then later, the man's face was slashed again, and now he sees it like a ghost, very scary, but it is not over, not long after, one of the man's ears is gone, and it becomes more terrifying, and then more than half a month has passed, and the man of the evil woman has been slashed twice in the stomach, but it did not hurt his vital point, he was cut again and again, and he was not hacked to death, and the man lived in fear like this, from fear to fear, from fear to schizophrenia. And then slowly became a fool, Yang Xiaoming said slowly to a village.
The man was cut down, and the fat woman naturally had to report to the official, but the two of them did it seamlessly, and they didn't leave any suspicious traces at all, plus the orphanage had to lock the gate at night, almost three meters high, and the one who would think that a five or six-year-old, a three- or four-year-old child could climb out, and cut a big man like that, until today, this is still an unsolved case, it seems to know what doubts the old man Yang has in his heart, Yang Xiaoming smiled;
The old man was stunned, his face was incredible, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
I don't think you have dealt with him, so you didn't sue them?" the old man came to his senses a long time later, and was shocked by the secret.
You asked me to tell those officials that it was a five, six, three, or four-year-old boy who climbed over a fence several meters high and joined forces to cut down a middle-aged man to the ground? In addition, I am only five or six years old, if you hear what I say, will you believe it? As the saying goes, catch a thief and catch a traitor, I just saw him go out with a knife, and only once, how can you let me sue? Besides, I am so young, I know so much, as for what I just said, I deduced it a few days ago, Yang Xiaoming glanced at the old man and said;
Tut-tut, a man of one hundred and forty or fifty pounds, he was tortured into a fool of seventy or eighty pounds, and it was really ruthless, Yang Xiaoming chuckled, and that delicate little face gave people a sense of evil.
Then you still dare to go to the people who are provoked, do you want to find death, so that I can collect your body, and by the way, a white-haired man will send the bleak tragedy of a black-haired man? The old man scolded, thinking that the emaciated young man with five points of stupidity and cunning and the girl who liked to jump and jump were so ruthless, he was not lightly frightened, it should be said that he was not lightly frightened by his own grandson.
Although it is not biological, but after raising it for so many years, even a dog can raise feelings, not to mention a person, besides, he is also old, to the age of nostalgia, plus this grandson's filial piety is still there, he naturally hopes that this grandson who is brought back will be safe, healthy, and become a human being for a lifetime.
Yang Xiaoming put his hand away and said with a smile, they are not demons, they will not eat people if they provoke them.
Yo he, then why are you still like a pug holding a bunch of books to please others? and then being scolded by people like a grandson to knock out the door, no! is not as good as a grandson, seeing Yang Xiaoming's indifferent expression, Yang Old Man scolded angrily;
You have so many footprints on your back, you shouldn't have been scared to the ground and let the family stomp on it hard, right?" Old man Yang wondered;
But no, people have bamboo knives, what can I do, besides, when it's time to admit it, we still have to admit it, so as not to become a ghost who died unjustly under someone's knife, it's not worth it, the young man shrugged his shoulders and said;
"Bag!"
Lao Yang scolded a little, then turned around and stopped paying attention to this grandson who ran away and was so arrogant, he thought to himself, this is especially a hug, there is no blood relationship, do not lose the face of the old Yang family, and at the same time greet the whole family of the daughter-in-law who does not lay eggs.
Old man, people's bamboo chopping knives are very sharp, a knife down, cut off a good head is no problem, I have no choice, don't you be angry! If you are angry, what will you do? I will not go out like Zhao Bawang and desperately earn you what kind of coffin money, when the time comes, it will not hurt your crepe son, let him run back from the countryside, and then spend a lot of money to do your funeral, think about it, that Zhao Bawang is just a child, relying on weaving baskets and buying a few tea eggs, I just got the best coffin for that old man, more than 50,000 yuan, tsk, what a big deal, can your son afford it? When the time comes, the people in the countryside will not point fingers at him, you will be a hundred dead, but how can your teaching son still live, it is better to live than to be lazy, you can't drag your son away with you, even if you want to take him away, then you have to think about it for me, you are all gone, who will give me food and clothing? Yang Xiaocheng raised his head and said loudly;
Dog's day, turtle son, I'll fuck you, you give you Lao Tzu to get out, Old Man Yang was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, his face was pale, and he wanted to kill someone.
Hehe, you told me to get out, I'm leaving, old ghost! Bye, Yang Xiaoming beckoned happily, and then strode out of the yard.
"Don't come back for the rest of your life!" the old man almost vomited blood, yelled, and coughed incessantly.
"No!" Yang Xiaoming waved his hand without looking back.
............
In the afternoon, King Zhao came back with a bag of bits and pieces, the old man fell asleep in the courtyard, and the little girl fanned the old man while holding a book.
Ye Xi, what are you looking at? Where did you get the book from? King Zhao glanced at the book Ye Xi was reading, and asked casually;
Yang Xiaoming's goods came to the door to provoke, and I caught him with a knife, in order to survive, he lent me this book to read for a few days, and then returned it to him after reading it, Ye Xiyan said concisely;
You use a bamboo knife to scare him? King Zhao was stunned for a moment and asked;
But no, my body is too different from him, with the knife for chopping vegetables, I still seem to be lacking in confidence, only by twisting the bamboo chopping knife, I have a knife in my hand, I have a feeling in the world, Ye Xi said without raising his head;
King Zhao gasped, his heart was pounding, the bamboo chopping knife was extremely sharp, and it hurt when he rubbed it.
Don't worry, I'm just scaring him, the girl glanced at the boy, and when she saw that his face was changing, she knew what was going on in his heart, and said hurriedly;
King Zhao rolled his eyes a few times and said, "The old man didn't react today, right?"
As before, after a few puffs of old dry tobacco, I drank some water and fell asleep,...... I also washed the coat you changed with him, after the old man fell asleep, I went to collect his sheets and wash them off, and then I went upstairs to feed the chickens, picked up a dozen eggs down, and then later, I stepped on Yang Xiaoming, who was shouting outside, and the baby was cowardly, and the little girl said a lot in one breath.