Chapter 32: This Monk Is Cute?

Wang Tiedan'er's eyes widened.

Day, forgot!

Thinking of the master's elongated old face and the big iron ruler that Bangbang could knock the table open, Wang Tiedan'er trembled, and quickly turned his head and ran towards the house.

Obviously, if you fight with Muyu or something, you can fight at any time, but the big characters must be written today and handed in tomorrow!

It's terrible!

As soon as he saw Wang Tiedan'er's fiery posture, Xue Guangxuan couldn't help but chuckle.

"Simple people are really good at talking."

"Isn't it easy to deceive?"

The big guy glanced at him and bluntly punctured his hypocrisy, making the soul lamp choke, touching his nose and not speaking.

Well, well, it's really a good deception.

However, Muyu is definitely not easy to deceive, although Muyu is also very simple, but, cough, Muyu is simple and smart, and Tie Daner is simple and stupid, so he will never dare to play tricks in front of Muyu!

The soul lamp, which may have been a little lame, added a cup of tea to the little monk, poured another cup for himself, and then opened the book and learned.

For a while, the whole courtyard was quiet and peaceful, and the slanting sun swayed on one big and one small, giving birth to warmth and a little warmth, so that Mrs. Wang, who came back from outside, was at the door, blinking, looking at this, and then looking at that, sighing with a congested heart.

"You say, why isn't Muyu a little girl? If it's a little girl, how good is it to match Ah Xuan? ”

…… Is there any end to it?

Holding a baby in each hand, Uncle Wang, who still has a lot of things hanging around his neck, suddenly hurts in his head, and he can't wait to kick his stupid daughter-in-law's buttocks, so that she will toss blindly all day long.

Aunt Wang thought that she had suppressed her voice very low, but the big and small in the courtyard heard it, the corners of Xue Guangxuan's mouth twitched, turned his head speechlessly, and looked at Aunt Wang.

Xue Guangxuan, who provoked him, wanted to touch his forehead.

Really, why does Aunt Wang love all these things?

What's wrong?

Butβ€”

The ghost sent the gods, he looked at the wooden fish, and unconsciously replaced the little monk with a woman's clothes in his mind, and then-

With a sudden, his face turned red.

The whole person jumped up uncontrollably, and hurriedly drilled into the house, and the weak and embarrassed appearance made the big guy blink and groan.

"Soul lamp, hmm, in heat?"

…… Hair, estrus?!

The corners of the system's mouth twitched wildly.

[-No, host, what misconceptions do you have about humans?] Will you spit out the word estrus? 】

"That'sβ€”"

The big guy who didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the word estrus, snorted hot tea and changed the word.

"Sichun?"

【…… What is the difference between estrus and Sichun? Isn't it all about animals? 】

"Huh? Aren't humans animals? ”

If the big guy doesn't say anything shocking, the shocking system is a little stuck.

[What? What's that? How did humans become animals? 】

"Why not? In modernism, humans evolved as monkeys, monkeys are animals, and monkeys that evolve into humans are not animals. ”

…… This is true, it seems, there is really nothing wrong with it-

But what's weird about it?

The incomprehensible system stretched out his hand and scratched his head, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong with this.

And, Xue Guangxuan, who even forgot to take the book and ran into the house, covered the whole thing in the quilt, and his blushing face could drip blood, but, weirdly, he stayed alone, and the blushing energy did not decrease but increased, and there was a faint explosion situation.

Look, it's really like estrus and Sichun.

Ahem –

Hmmm-

"It's time to eatβ€”"

After a long time, Aunt Wang, who had a loud voice, beckoned everyone to eat, and Xue Guangxuan was the last one to come out to serve the meal for the first time, which made Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang a little worried about whether he was sick?

Especially the red face, although it looks good, but it's also quite scary!

"Ah Xuan, are you sick? Why do you blush like this? ”

Aunt Wang wiped her hands, twisted her eyebrows, touched his forehead worriedly, and muttered strangely.

"It's not very hot, it's about the same temperature as ordinary people, why do you blush like this?"

It's okay that she didn't ask, but as soon as she asked, Xue Guangxuan's face turned even redder, and there were even signs that he couldn't hold back and continued to be red, making him walk out with the bowl in embarrassment and helplessness.

"Uh, well, just, it's a little hotβ€”"

The young man who couldn't spit out a word made Aunt Wang even more strange, and even stretched out his head to look out.

It's, it's almost winter, where is it hot?

Ah Xuan, this kid is really not sick?

Why did the brain start to get confused when you didn't get sick?

Aunt Wang, who didn't know that she was causing trouble, was eating while her heart was restless, and she couldn't help but speak:

"That, Ah Xuan, why don't you ask your uncle to take you to a doctor in a while?"

When she said this, everyone at the table looked at Xue Guangxuan.

Xue Guangxuan froze there directly, neither sitting nor walking, especially the little monk also looked at him, which made him even more at a loss.

Struggling to calm himself down, he smiled.

"It's really okay, don't worry, it's just a little hot, hot, really, if I'm uncomfortable, I'll go to the doctor, after all, it's not a child."

"Oh, that's good."

After making sure that Ah Xuan was really fine, Aunt Wang breathed a sigh of relief and ate with peace of mind.

But Wang Tiedan'er, who had no eyesight, looked at the sky strangely, and then looked at the twins who had already put on the jackets, and asked puzzledly.

"It's winter, it's understandable to get on fire, but no matter how hot you are, you won't blush like this, right? What are you doing, Brother Xuan? ”

…… Shut up!

Xue Guangxuan's sideburns jumped, this matter is not over yet, is it?

Facing Brother Shangxuan's dangerous and inexplicable gaze, Wang Tiedan'er shrunk his neck and asked the little monk on the side.

"What, Muyu, don't you know how to heal? Take a look at Brother Xuan? ”

Oh yes, the wooden fish can heal too, they all forgot!

Aunt Wang, Uncle Wang, and even the twins also reacted and looked at the little monk.

Only Xue Guangxuan longed for a hole in the ground for him to get into.

He's not sick!

I'm not sick!

It's, it's-

"He's not sick, it's Sichun."

The words in front made Xue Guangxuan want to cry with joy, or the little monk had eyesight, but the words in the back made him petrified there, for a while, full of heart-

Ah, let me dieβ€”

Muyu, I didn't offend you, I really didn't offend you, do you want to cheat me like this!!!

And, in the same way, the Wang family, who was shocked by the word Sichun, kept the action of serving bowls, gnawing nests, and even picking vegetables, and froze there.

There are only two innocent and lovely twins who don't care about the world, look at Brother Ah Xuan, who is about to cry, then look at the father and mother with strange expressions, and then look at the stunned brother, and finally, look at the wooden fish who said that, and ask curiously.

"What is Sichun?"

"Sichun means to miss a woman-"

"Bonyu !!"

For a while, four voices exploded, plus the sound of the system falling to the ground, the Wang family's father and mother even reached out to cover their faces, unable to moan, and Wang Tiedan'er's black face was also a little red.

(End of chapter)