"President, there is no if, if a car accident really happens, misfortune befalls you and me, that, that, that, then we can't obey the arrangement of fate, we will defend you to the death."

"No, if we hang up, then how are we going to defend the president?"

"yes, that's a very serious question, and think about it."

After ten minutes, "I thought about it, I finally thought about it, I'm very happy at the moment, I'm very happy at the moment, so I'm happy, what, what's happy?" ”

"That brother, happy and happy mean the same thing, right? Aren't we a bit of a contradiction? No, no, aren't you a bit of a contradiction? ”

"What contradiction? This is called a slip of the tongue, do you understand? You don't even understand a slip of the tongue, what qualifications do you have? Who qualifies to speak here? Drive your car, like a fool! ”

In this way, the bodyguard brother who was driving the main car was hit and self-confidence.

Random burst into tears, "Why? Why am I so useless? Why am I like a fool? Why can't I be a little more awesome? Is it wrong that I want to be Batman, Spider-Man, that kind of hero? Why am I working part-time now? Why do you want to work for someone? ”

"Working part-time is simply a big mistake of my decision, this is simply wasting my beautiful youth, why is my youth being wasted? Because I'm working! Why am I working? ”

"Stop, you shut up for me, you look at what you said, there is no contradiction, such a large area of self-contradiction, you give me a good look, can you see clearly? Can you see clearly? Can you see clearly? ”

I saw the brother who was the main driver, staring at the narrator tightly, "My eyes are a little short-sighted, can you give me glasses?" That's how I look good! ”

At this time, Li Xiaohan, who was at the back of the seat, suddenly panicked, "I'll take it, then you can get a yarn!" Also driving here. ”

"Look at you, you see you contradicting yourself again, you can't drive with myopia, you can't drive with myopia, you are still driving here with myopia, look at the contradiction!"

"Then why didn't you say it last time? Why not speak up? Tell me! You told me! ”

"If I didn't say the last sentence, does it have anything to do with you?"

At this moment, the driver, Mr. Driver, touched his head, "Wait a minute, I want to think about it." ”

Subsequently, the time passed in 1 minute and 1 second, Li Xiaohan listened to the chatter of these two goods, and really had the urge to beat people, if it weren't for the fact that they were now in public, these two guys would have been beaten to death by him a long time ago.

"It doesn't seem to matter, am I smart? I was able to think, I'm so smart, how can I be so smart? It's all thought of me, is there anyone smarter in the world than me? I feel like I can go to a master's degree, a doctorate, or a graduate school again. ”

"Excuse me, are you in the right order?"

"In what order?"

"It's a master's degree, a doctorate, a graduate student! You're completely out of order! ”

"Really? I didn't even notice, you actually noticed, you are so amazing, I simply worship you! I worship you from the bottom of my heart! Super worship you! Who in the world worships you more than I do? ”

"Oops, I have too many fans, and there is no shortage of you to worship me, so don't be too excited about me, everything I say next is the truth, you must not mess with me indiscriminately, you know?"

"Why can't I mess with you, why is that? Why should I listen to you? Why am I a fan of you? Like, I didn't say I was a fan of you. ”

"Oh, what you said seems to make some sense, I didn't expect your IQ to have improved so much, it seems that Shibei should be impressed in three days."

"Where, where? I'm no longer that Wuxia Ameng, I'm now a god Zhuge Liang, I'm so awesome, I even know the name of such a great person in the world. ”

"You're so powerful, why are you so good?"

"By the way, I just remembered a question, and you haven't answered me yet?"

"What's the problem? I'm such a smart guy that I'm sure I'll answer you in a second. ”

"Really? Are you sure? Is it really in a second? ”

"Isn't it?"

"Is it?"

"Isn't it?"

"Is it?"

"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, I seem to remember another question, you shouldn't not ask me a question now, but now it should be me asking you a question, and then you answer?"

"What you say seems to make sense, so what's your problem? Hurry up and tell me, as long as you say it quickly, I can answer in a second, only then will I be worthy of my name as a genius. ”

The bodyguard of the main driver scratched his head, "Oops, I can't seem to remember, what can I do?" ”

"It's my business! I really can't remember, does that prove that I'm smart? ”

"Why are you so smart about this?"

"Because I can remember!"

"Wow, you're such a clever little ghost."

"Hey, hey, you've won the prize."

"Nonsense, where did I win the prize? I'm telling the truth, you're a clever little clever guy. ”

"You say the opposite, you say the opposite, you should be a very smart little clever ghost."

"Oops, hey, what you said seems to have some point!"

"Where did I say that, there is some truth? What I'm saying makes sense, okay? ”

"Okay, okay, you have a point."

Finally, after listening to these two countless words, I finally arrived at the hospital, and I could finally open the door to enjoy the air outside and the beautiful scenery of nature.

And finally I can lie down quietly for a while.

Li Xiaohan now knows how difficult it is to be quiet, and every quiet must be grasped well, otherwise, what you will lose will be the meaning of the whole life.

That's right, the reality is so cruel, right here, right in this car, he understands everything, he understands the reality.

All the subordinates can't be underestimated, because their mouths are very powerful, and their public opinion can crush you, so it's better to be quiet.

Okay, okay, Li Xiaohan doesn't think about it, and he doesn't blame these two stupid forks, although he is scolding the two of them in his heart, but in fact, they still love each other, united and friendly, and wonderful, oh, this is simply too perfect, how can this world be so perfect? But you heard it right, the world is so perfect, so perfect that it couldn't be more perfect.

"Okay, you two go down first, you two have worked hard, escorted, I'll have a good rest this time! Seeing the hard work and haggard appearance of the two of you, I really, really, really, really, really tired! ”

These two bodyguards are so happy, too happy, and crazy to see that their president is so friendly to him.

This president is no longer what the two of them know, the president.

That's right, this president has changed, he has become gentle and considerate, kind, and understanding.

I saw these two bodyguards crying bitterly with tears in their eyes, "I love this world deeply, because I love this world, I love this world deeply." ”

These two are still chattering endlessly.

Well, okay! No matter what poem you read? Did you write it yourself? You didn't even write it yourself, what are you reading here, let me go home and practice.

In the hospital and its public occasions, you must not be angry, you must not be angry, Li Xiaohan told himself again and again that he must not be angry with these stupid subordinates, only tolerance and love can make them smarter, and they can work harder for themselves, yes, that's right, that's it, this is a way to buy people's hearts.

"Okay, you two don't practice anymore, I know, your sincerity, I know more about your kindness, and your loyalty to me, now please go back! Get a good rest, watch your body, and preferably your throat. ”

"Your Excellency President, I am so touched to care about us so much, rest assured, we will definitely be the company in the future, and we will not hesitate."

Okay, okay, these two stupid forks, finally left, Li Xiaohan walked upstairs quickly, he couldn't wait to see that cute little woman.

But he didn't want to see that little woman hurt, what a contradiction in his heart!

What now? Li Xiaohan sat on the bench in the hospital, thinking about it lonely and desolate, yes, yes, we must not make her sad, we must make her happy.

So how can you make that little woman happy? There's only one way, and that's to make food.

Okay, Li Xiaohan relied on his huge financial resources to successfully borrow the kitchen of the hospital, but unfortunately, he can't cook!

So he really couldn't help it, so he borrowed the master of the kitchen again, "Are you the head chef of this kitchen?" ”

I saw that the chef's legs were trembling, and under the pressure of this cold air, he trembled even more, like like, I don't know what it looks like, yes, it seems like jumping down.

By the way, I'm just a narrator, Li Xiaohan, don't use your cold air against me, otherwise I'll be angry!

Oops, oops, it's so cold, I'm hurt, I'm scared, I'm afraid, I'm backing down, what the hell am I doing?

Okay, I'll go back and continue my narration, and the plot will continue to unfold!

Li Xiaohan threatened the chef chef, he should be lured with a lot of money, the leader of the chef world, no, no, no, it should be the leader of the hospital chef world, after all, this kitchen is his biggest, what is not the handle?

Well, well, finally, under the lure of Li Xiaohan's heavy money, a super delicious, nutritious, and fragrant meal was born.