Chapter 1026: Panic-Triggered Jokes
"Yo, Wuda and Duguyun, do you two big guys also have a time to coax? It's really rare, it's rare! ”
Xiang Feiyu deliberately pursed his lips and said with disdain.
Wu Da lay down in the chair and said with some discouragement: "Boss, this time you can't coax!" Do you know how many people the Flying Immortal Sect sent to the City Lord's Mansion yesterday? A peak elder of the Distraction Realm, a thousand out-of-body realm masters! ”
"Yes, yes, boss, do you know how many Yuan Infant Realm masters we have? Only sixty or so! If you want to have a hard fight with them, it's like hitting an egg against a stone! ”
Dugu Yun didn't show off anymore, and said dejectedly, even the ponytail that had always been arrogant became depressed.
"Duguyun, then let me ask you, what is the premise of touching the stone with an egg?"
Xiang Feiyu didn't criticize them, but rolled his eyes and asked softly.
Needless to say, Duguyun's reaction speed came as soon as he opened his mouth: "It's hard!" What's wrong? ”
"Hmph, you're still the veteran of the Dragon Team, and you'll be cowardly when you encounter a big event! In a short period of time, our dragon team has grown from scratch and from strength to strength, is it possible that it has developed by hard work? Isn't it stupid to go to the hard fight if you don't have the strength? ”
Xiang Feiyu rolled his eyes and scolded with some hatred.
Duguyun was used to being scolded anyway, so he was not ashamed, but proudly said:
"The boss scolded well, which reminds me that our dragon team has always implemented the strategy of fighting if you win, running if you can't win, and pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger to make a fortune! However, this is too much difference, and it is still a bit difficult to fight! ”
"If we can't beat it, don't we know how to let others beat it? You're stupid! Xiang Feiyu continued to estimate the blow.
"We can't hide from the dragon team, who can fight in Tianlu City? Well? Boss, are you talking about the Tianlu Sect? However, will the Tianlu Sect listen to us? ”
Dugu Yun's head was short-circuited for a while, and he hadn't connected yet, so he still asked puzzled.
"Duguyun, you're so stupid, they don't fight, can we think of letting them fight?" Wu Da also said disgustedly.
Duguyun was frustrated again and again, but not only was he not discouraged, but he stimulated his potential, suddenly figured out the joints, and suddenly realized:
"Oh, Boss, I see, we can have a mess and ...... Haha, Boss, let's do it quickly! ”
"Action, Duguyun, you are so excited when it comes to fighting a war, have you forgotten the boss's orders?"
Wu Da's critics seem to be addicted, so they simply gave Duguyun another slap in the face.
"Duguyun, go down and lead the brothers to improve their strength, I will have to make a big move again in a few days! Besides, now that the Heavenly Dew Sect and the Flying Immortal Sect have come to so many powerful enemies, are you still afraid that there will be no big battle? ”
Xiang Feiyu patted him on the shoulder and smiled mysteriously.
"Hey, okay, I'll wait!"
"Boss, don't forget me then!"
When Wu Da and Duguyun heard that there was a big move, they were so excited that they hurriedly got up to say goodbye and went back in a hurry.
In the next few days, the City Lord's Mansion and the Business Alliance Headquarters sent a lot of guards, almost turning the entire Tianlu City around, but not even a single shadow of a thief was seen.
All the residents were panicking, not knowing when this bad luck would befall them, and at the same time, there were various conjectures, and they began to predict the future trend of Skydew City.
Whether it is a wine shop, a teahouse, a dinner table, or a bed, people are talking about this topic without exception, and they are often new, enduring and even make some jokes.
"Wow Wow Wow Wow ......"
In the middle of the night, a 10-month-old baby woke up crying loudly while looking for something to eat. When his mother was awakened, she fumbled to nurse him, while reciting a nursery rhyme.
Unexpectedly, the nursery rhyme hummed over and over again, and the baby was full, and it still made a fuss. His mother was really annoyed, so she simply said angrily:
"Mi'er, if you make trouble again, I'll find the thieves who robbed the merchant alliance and cut off your ears!"
"Gah!"
When the baby heard this terrifying word that appeared very frequently, his little body shook suddenly, and he no longer dared to squeak, so he could only cry silently, and soon fell asleep. His mother breathed a sigh of relief, calmed down her tired body, and after a few breaths, she fell into a sweet sleep.
……
"Xiao Fang, the kamikaze mercenary group has returned from the Tianlu Mountain Range, you will definitely be able to meet your husband tonight!"
A chubby woman was walking, and when she saw a beautiful woman in plain clothes coming across from her, she hurriedly shouted in a voice like a broken gong.
Both of them are neighbors, and their husbands are also in the same mercenary group, and they usually go out to hunt monsters together, and they sell the money and go home together, so everyone is familiar with it. Therefore, there are no scruples about setting up the dragon gate array, so that each other can pass this lonely time.
"Fat sister-in-law, you still say me, I think you think you think of your husband, right?" Xiaofang quipped.
"Xiaofang, even if I think about my husband, what's the matter? Are you still afraid that who knows wow? Whose husband and who doesn't want to? Don't you want to?
Xiao Fang, it seems that we can both live a 'sexual' life tonight! Regardless of you, I have to go home early and cook! ”
The fat sister-in-law handed Xiao Fang a smile that you know and I understand, then turned around her fat body and twisted back.
Xiaofang also hurried home and made a sumptuous meal, and her husband Jun Dayong returned. The husband and wife were very excited, and they simply drank a wine glass each.
As soon as the wine was drunk, the conversation box opened, and the topic naturally turned to the robbery incident of the business alliance.
"Madam, when I came back, I heard people all over the city saying that someone had robbed the shops in the southern city of Tianlu Sect, and people had also killed them, twenty-five shops, how much wealth did that have!"
"No, no one thought of it! There are eleven guards in each shop, and I heard that there are still some out-of-body realm and distraction realm immortals, all of them have been killed, none of them have been left, and the treasures have also been robbed, which is really a miserable one! ”
"Ahh It's really exciting, it's a pity that I went hunting monsters, and I really missed a great war that I haven't seen in a thousand years! ”
As a cultivator, Da Yong very much wanted to see this kind of high-level immortal battle, and this time he passed by, which made him regret and sigh for a long time.
"Dayong, you don't have to regret it, even if you are at home, you can't see the big war!" Xiao Fang hurriedly comforted.
"Why?" Dayong couldn't help but ask in amazement.
"Because all the shops were looted at the same time, and the battle only lasted for a few dozen breaths before it ended, and you couldn't see it outside the store at all, what do you say you regret?"
"Oh, that's better, ma'am, tell me what happened during this time!"