Chapter 104: Are You a Psychopath?
This woman is not easy to fool, Yan Bufan had no choice but to tell the truth, "You sprinkled a handful of sweat medicine last time, and let them plant a big heel here, they may come back to take revenge on you." ”
Zhu Yuanyuan slapped one hand on the table, her beautiful eyes widened, and the other pointed at Yan Bufan and said: "You also said that it wasn't you who caused the trouble, now you want me to carry the black pot, so irresponsible, it's still not a man." ”
Originally, I wanted to fool Zhu Yuanyuan into taking the initiative to ask him for help, so that he could pick up some good things from her, but when it comes to this, it seems that he is too irresponsible to shirk it.
"I didn't say I wasn't responsible." Yan Bufan put aside Zhu Yuanyuan's hand and secretly comforted himself, forget it, my strength is killing, and of course my kung fu is not as good as that of women.
"Just joking with you, but you have to be careful, ask for your life, it's the leader of the gang last time, he is arrogant, ruthless, and has few failures in his life, he was planted in the hands of you, an unknown woman, with his character of revenge, sooner or later he will seek revenge on you, and he will be ashamed."
"Trouble." Zhu Yuanyuan frowned, her mood was slightly irritable, and she shouted loudly: "Begonia, take Lord Yan to the guest house to settle down." ”
This is a direct eviction order, Yan Bufan smiled dumbly, this woman has a really bad temper, he couldn't help but want to be angry with her, took out the advertising paper and raised it.
"You're a single woman, so you should look less at those ...... Filthy things, otherwise it's easy to go crazy. ”
Zhu Yuanyuan blushed suddenly, and scolded angrily: "You just look at the filthy things, it's not mine." ”
"And you're so nervous to find it?" Yan Bufan looked disbelieving, and the corners of his hooked mouth showed a little mockery.
That's because of the address and phone number written on it, although no one can find it, Zhu Yuanyuan doesn't want to leak too much information.
Yan Bufan's mocking smile was too dazzling, and Zhu Yuanyuan didn't want to explain, she always felt that he was deliberately bullying herself.
"If you keep it away, it proves that you are the one who is filthy."
Zhu Yuanyuan crosses her waist and scolds people, rude and savage, but her pouting appearance is very cute, and she doesn't feel hideous when she grits her teeth, she just thinks it's funny.
Seeing Yan Bufan's smile getting deeper and deeper, Zhu Yuanyuan couldn't help but punch over, wanting to break his ridicule.
"You woman, why do you beat you if you don't agree with each other!"
Yan Bufan easily avoided it.
Zhu Yuanyuan couldn't help Yan Bufan even after making a few moves, and stopped unwillingly.
"If you have the ability to stir up trouble, you must have the ability to bear the consequences."
Zhu Yuanyuan hooked the corners of her mouth and said with a wicked smile: "I won't sell it, and I won't sell my sword to you if I take it to chop wood." ”
Yan Bufan's smile froze, wasn't it just a joke, why was he so unreasonable.
Yan Bufan returned to his indifferent expression, "I apologize." ”
said that he apologized, but he still maintained a proud posture, Zhu Yuanyuan was angry, "Don't sell." ”
"How can you sell me?" Yan Bufan was helpless.
Zhu Yuanyuan rolled her eyes and said, "If you let me beat me, I'll sell it to you." ”
Yan Bufan didn't want to bow his head, but he wanted a powerful weapon even more, so he had to bend and stretch, and his throat was low.
Zhu Yuanyuan smiled triumphantly, and punched and kicked when she went up, although she used the strength of ordinary people, Yan Bufan's steel-like body, she would not be injured at all, but it was a shame!
Yan Bufan looked up at the sky gloomily, he had never tried to stand and let others fight back, no way, who made him angry with others, he still had to ask for help.
Woman, I remember you.
After Zhu Yuanyuan finished fighting, she shook her hand that was a little painful, and raised her chin arrogantly, "You can go, and next time, I will let you walk around without eating." ”
Yan Bufan nodded aggrievedly, saying that he would no longer provoke Zhu Yuanyuan, and left without saying a word.
After he left, Zhu Yuanyuan sent a message to the earth's fellow villagers as soon as possible, asking him to pay attention in the future and not to use advertising to package goods.
The other party was a little confused when he received the message, thought about it, and remembered for a while that he smiled sly at the other end of the system.
Although the situation is not imminent, it is urgent to improve her strength, and Zhu Yuanyuan has a sense of urgency in her heart, which drives her to redouble her efforts to practice swords.
In addition to eating and sleeping, they are basically practicing swords, and they also pull cuckoos and begonias, and even cloves and jasmine have to practice fist and foot kung fu in their spare time.
Yan Bufan knew, and only said behind his back.
For a few days in a row, Zhu Yuanyuan, Cuckoo and Begonia were all exhausted, and their whole bodies seemed to be falling apart, so they had no choice but to slow down and just want to make a business.
Zhu Yuanyuan went into the city for a walk, and then called the coachman home to inform Yan Bufan that the sword was ready, and he traded in Baiwei Building, paying the money with one hand and delivering the goods with the other.
Then Zhu Yuanyuan ordered a few dishes in Baiwei Building, and ate with cuckoos and begonias, and when Yan Bufan arrived in a hurry, they had already eaten half of them.
As soon as Yan Bufan entered the private room, the three girls were feasting, this woman always did things like this, unexpectedly.
"Looks like I didn't come at the right time."
Seeing Yan Bufan, Du Juan and Haitang were a little uncomfortable, put down their chopsticks, and took out a handkerchief to wipe their mouths.
"You're here for a sword, not for a meal, aren't you?"
Zhu Yuanyuan's words were very reasonable, making Yan Bufan unable to refute, "Naturally, yes." ”
Zhu Yuanyuan held the chopsticks and pointed to the other side of the table, "These are three swords, each one is 10,000 taels, you can take a few if you want." ”
On the other side of the table, in the spare place where no one was sitting, a narrow cloth bag was quietly placed.
Yan Bufan hurriedly strode over, grabbed the corner of the cloth bag with one hand, and with a shake, the three swords fell on the table, and the burden was discarded by him.
The three swords are exactly the same, Yan Bufan picked up one of them, looked at it for a while, held the hilt of the sword, "Qiang", the sword was unsheathed, and the black sword light was cold.
Yan Bufan was happy when he saw Hunting, pulled a sword flower, and then slashed a sword on the table.
"Bang", the table split in two, the dishes poured down, Yan Bufan was quick, and scooped up the other two swords in time.
Zhu Yuanyuan held chopsticks, stunned with cuckoos and begonias, they were still sitting on chairs, looking at the broken dining table in front of them, dishes, dishes and sauces, and the ground was a mess.
"Are you a psychopath?" Zhu Yuanyuan's tone was calm, but her tense face clearly expressed her anger.
Yan Bufan: "......" This woman really can't speak, but seeing a small flame shining in Zhu Yuanyuan's eyes, he shut up in amusement, but a gleam flashed in his eyes.
"If you commit neuroses, you have to divide the time and occasion, or squeak in advance, I will avoid it from afar." Zhu Yuanyuan threw away the chopsticks in her hand, gritted her teeth and glared at Yan Bufan, regretting that she had sold him the sword.
It's normal to get a weapon you like and want to try it, but who would try the sword like this, Zhu Yuanyuan strongly suspected that Yan Bufan did it on purpose.
She really guessed right, Yan Bufan did it on purpose, he was beaten up, and he wanted to get back on the field, but he couldn't do it when he beat a woman, so he teased him a little.
Cuckoo and Begonia held back their laughter and stood behind Zhu Yuanyuan.
Yan Bufan's eyes were full of smiles, seeing this woman's angry appearance, his mood was refreshing, he felt strange for his own idea.
"I'm really sorry, I made a mistake, I made a mistake, in order to apologize, I will compensate you for a table of good wine and food." Yan Bufan couldn't see any embarrassment on his face, but was a little proud.
"Don't talk nonsense, give money, hurry, right away." Zhu Yuanyuan spread out one hand.
"Okay." Yan Bufan happily took out a stack of silver tickets from his arms and handed them to Zhu Yuanyuan, "Here are 30,000 taels, you can count them." ”
"No need." Zhu Yuanyuan took the silver ticket and stuffed it into her handbag.
This is what she taught Begonia to make according to the modern style, and there is also a crossbody bag, which is much easier to use than the furoshiki.
was made such a play by Yan Bufan, Zhu Yuanyuan was in no mood, and took the cuckoo and begonia out of the private room, saw the little second brother who probed his brain, and said, The people inside will settle the bill, and left.
The little second brother didn't stop them, the murderous reputation of the female evil god is not fake, plus there is a county order and the Han family as the backstage, even if you don't collect money, you have to send this big Buddha away.
Fortunately, Yan Bufan didn't repay the debt, Xiao Er didn't know what was going on, and the big mouth was passed on, and it was done, this is another story of a female god turning her face and flipping the table.
Zhu Yuanyuan left angrily, and only calmed down when she got home, she walked in front of her, and the cuckoos and begonias followed behind.
"Miss, you haven't eaten yet, I'll ask Cuihua to cook a few dishes, you can eat some more." Cuckoo said.
"What else to eat, I'm full of gas."
Cuckoo and Begonia exchanged a look, I don't know what to do, Zhu Yuanyuan is rarely so angry, she is open-minded, many times she laughs at it, this time, a table of meals is like this, they don't understand why.
Forget it, why bother with your stomach, Zhu Yuanyuan said angrily: "Ask Cuihua to cook me a noodle." ”
"Yes." The cuckoo immediately went to the kitchen, and the begonia put away the 30,000 taels of silver tickets that had just arrived.
Zhu Yuanyuan was crooked on the chaise longue chair, consciousness entered the system store, and the owner of the farmer's market gave a message, asking her why she hadn't bought any more recently.