The Spring Festival of the Year of the Rat, the epidemic has caused trouble, and the vast majority of people can only stay at home, and it is the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, and the tension is still shrouded. On the TV news, angels in white from all over the country are still rushing to Wuhan to unite and fight the "epidemic!" ”

I cooked a fast-moving dumpling, and after eating, I felt bored, so I turned off the TV and turned on my phone.

On the marriage website, after Xiao Han deleted several letters from suspected pyramid schemers pretending to be marriage, he saw a lady named "duckweed" who left a WeChat account.

Xiao Han: Happy New Year! Nice to meet you!

Duckweed: What's so good? Rats have blocked the door with the epidemic! Besides, what's so nice about knowing me? It's going to make you cry!

As soon as he came up, he was choked, and Xiao Han was a little unhappy.

Xiao Han: I am sincere in asking for marriage, and I hope you are too!

Duckweed: I don't want to get married!

Xiao Han: You're not single?

Duckweed: I'm single now!

Xiao Han: You don't want to get married, why are you on the marriage network?

Duckweed: How many days have you been at home?

Xiao Han: What do you ask about?

Duckweed: It's been 10 days, and I haven't opened the door!

Xiao Han: Are you trying to relieve my boredom?

Duckweed: Yes! I just wanted someone I could talk to and not know who I was!

Xiao Han: Because you are a stranger on the Internet, whatever you say will not affect your reputation, right?

Duckweed: Yes! If you were someone close to me, or someone I wanted to be close to, I wouldn't tell him the real me! I will only confide in someone I don't know, or someone I don't want to contact!

Xiao Han: So, if I listened to you, it would be over here, right?

Duckweed: Yes! Do you want to go on?

Xiao Han paused: I don't know what you have experienced that makes you speak so bluntly. Well, I hope what you bring to me is comedy!

Duckweed: I don't have a comedy in half my life! Don't want to hear pull down!

Xiao Han: Life is too short!

Duckweed: Do you like pigeons?

Xiao Han: Pigeons? I like it, I love the rows of pigeons landing on the ridge of the roof, with their backs to the sunset, and the picture is so beautiful that I can only squint.

The duckweed's voice trembled a little: if a pigeon, the owner released it far away, when it flew back physically and mentally exhausted, only to find that the original nest no longer belonged to him, do you think the pigeon will shed tears?

Xiao Han: What about it? Of course it's painful!

Duckweed: I don't want to say it, bye-bye!

Xiao Han was eagerly trying to listen to it at this time: Don't, don't, don't, sister, sister, sister, I'm your most loyal listener, you can't leave the audience in the audience, and you suddenly ran away like this.

Duckweed: Then you sing me a song first.

Xiao Han: How can there be such conditions?

Duckweed: Did you buy a ticket?

Xiao Han helplessly: Okay, I'll sing!

"Later, I finally learned how to love, but unfortunately you have long since disappeared into the sea of people;"

"Later, I finally understood in my tears that some people stop ...... once they miss it"

Duckweed seems to be sobbing: You-you-, stop singing!

Xiao Han: I'm sorry!

Duckweed: That year......

Xiao Han: How old are you?

Duckweed: Just past its 20th birthday,

Xiao Han: He's it?

Duckweed: He got into a fight with the object of the public institution introduced by my parents and was carried back to his home.

Xiao Han: What about you?

Duckweed: I cried at his bedside and said to him, "My choice is only you!" ”

Xiao Han: Soon?

Duckweed: I had a fight with my parents before the Spring Festival, and then I married into his family.

Xiao Han: How are you doing?

Duckweed: Don't interject!

Xiao Han: Okay, you go on.

Duckweed: His family is very poor, he sells breakfast on the street, for his family, I went to their family to marry, so his family is very good to me, and my husband and I are very affectionate, although the economy is tight, but looking back now, it was the happiest time in my life.

I gave birth to a son that year, and in addition to the happiness and peace in the family, there was a lot of laughter.

But when my son was less than two years old, my husband had to borrow money to go to the south to buy fruits and resell them, fantasizing about making a lot of money, but a large truckload of fruit broke down because of an accident on the way to the truck, and it was only transported to the city ten days later, and the fruits in the car were rotten! As a result, my family lost 80,000 yuan!

The arrears of 80,000 yuan were really like a mountain to my already poor family back then, and the whole family was breathless!

Are you listening?

Xiao Han teased: Not only am I listening, but I am also taking notes.

Duckweed: The family originally planned to sell more early and slowly pay off the account, but the misfortune is not a single line, my father-in-law suffered from liver cancer again!

Xiao Han: How do you spend your days?

Duckweed: The family has no money to treat my father-in-law, so I can only take some painkillers and let my father-in-law suffer at home!

At this time, I heard that the mother of a big boss in the city was sick in bed and wanted to hire a companion with a high salary. After discussing with my mother-in-law and husband, I asked my mother-in-law to serve my father-in-law at home while helping me take care of the children, and my husband was responsible for the early stall.

Xiao Han: You just went?

Duckweed: Don't interject!

……

Duckweed: The boss's mother is paralyzed, bedridden all the year round, unable to take care of herself, eating, drinking, turning over, and urinating and urinating all by me. I can only sleep for a while when the old lady is asleep, and if he calls me, I have to get up at once. In order to earn money for my family and to treat my father-in-law, I can endure all this. But the most unbearable thing is that although this old lady can't move her body, her mouth is very powerful, she always likes to lose her temper, she always likes to find faults, and she has just been serving her for a month, I feel that I can't hold on anymore, and I will stop doing it with a month's salary.

But I couldn't help but make money, so I went to Zhengzhou, the provincial capital, to look for a job.

I went to a Sichuan restaurant where I cleaned and served dishes.

One day, the boss in Sichuan asked me if I had a partner. Because I was afraid that he would not think I would be able to do it for long, so I lied to him and said that I had no partner. He told me that he had a cousin in his hometown in rural Sichuan who had very good conditions, and he happened to have no partner, and if I wanted, he could introduce him to me, and if I agreed to marry his cousin, his cousin's family was willing to pay 80,000 bride price!

Are you still there?

Xiao Han: Absolutely.

Duckweed: If you didn't say anything, I thought you were dead!

Xiao Han: How do you speak? Celebrate the New Year. Didn't you tell me to interject less?

Duckweed: Then you can't be silent, voice chat, I can't see you!

Xiao Han laughed at himself: Okay, I'll pop twice every once in a while!

Duckweed continued: I have a husband, of course I can't promise him, so I found a reason to decline.

But two days later, my husband called and said that my father-in-law was seriously ill and had to get money to be hospitalized!

What should I do?

When I was very embarrassed, my boss came to persuade me to meet his cousin from the Sichuan countryside.

Xiao Han: Are you shaken?

Duckweed: Hmm! People often say: people are poor and short-minded, and horses are thin and long-haired. But what I want is to meet first, first accept the bride price to hospitalize my father-in-law, and then find a way to return the money to his cousin, I don't live with him.

Xiao Han: That's also a lie!

Duckweed: But if I didn't do that, where would I get the money? What's more, there are so many foreign debts at home.

Xiao Han: Yes...... That......

Duckweed: The boss agreed to meet his cousin first, so he asked his wife to take me to Sichuan on a blind date.

His cousin's name is Xu Han, and he is from the ravine village in the Daba Mountains of Sichuan. In his thirties, he was short and dark, with a bit of figure-eight legs. Although the people are not good-looking, they are very simple and honest, and they rely on free-range chickens to earn income, and there are only three brick houses without yards.

Xiao Han: At this time, do you think, no matter what conditions he has, as long as you can get the money, you don't want to have a relationship with him anyway? Right?

Duckweed: After the meeting, he asked me if I agreed? I gritted my teeth and said it's okay! He immediately took the passbook and drove the three wheels (motorized three-wheeled) to take me to the county seat to buy clothes.

After he bought me clothes, I asked him, "What about the bride price?" ”

The peasants in the mountains are real! Without saying a word, he transferred 80,000 yuan to the bank's ATM!

I lied to him and said that I was going to send the money to my parents. He said it was as it should be!

After I gave the money to my husband at home, I was very happy and thought that I could treat my father-in-law this time, so I wanted to get out quickly.

I told Xu Han that I would go home to meet my parents first, and then come back in a few days.

Xiao Han: You think it's beautiful, isn't it?

Duckweed: He said that it won't work, according to his rules, if I accept the bride price, even if it is his, I will go home to live with him, even if I go back to my mother's house, it will be a few months later.

At this time, I really had no choice, and I felt sorry for him when I walked like this, so I had to go to his house with him!

Xiao Han: Haha, you have broken through the bottom line!

Duckweed: Why are you talking so much nonsense?

Xiao Han: ......

Duckweed: I know I'm sorry for my husband at home, but I'm also for this family!

After more than half a month with Xu Han, late that night, I saw that he was sleeping deeply, so I got up and dressed lightly and quietly went out.

I hurriedly walked on the dark mountain road for more than half an hour, but I still didn't see the light. At this time, an off-road vehicle drove up on the fork in the road, I stood on the side of the road and waved, and the car stopped!

I said, "Master, can you give me one?" ”

The owner of the car with big gold teeth poked his head out of the car window and said, "You can carry it, but you can't do it for nothing, right?" ”

I had a hunch that this guy had bad intentions: "So what? Give you money? ”

This guy has a hippie smile: "My brother is not short of money, he is short of women." ”

I scolded, "Get out!" ”

But when I was about to turn around and leave, I saw that on the way I came, there were three crashing headlights approaching, so it must be Xu Han chasing after me! As a last resort, I pulled open the door of the SUV and got into the car.

Xiao Han: The big golden tooth is happy!

Duckweed:......

Xiao Han: After that, you will go back to your home in Henan?

Duckweed: I cried when I saw my husband, he asked me where I got the money, I lied to him and said that I borrowed it from the restaurant owner, he asked me what I was crying about, I said I was homesick!

The 80,000 yuan spent on my father-in-law's treatment, and my father-in-law left!

Just after the fifth installment, the creditor took my old notice to court, and the court ruled that if the arrears could not be paid off within 60 days, the court would enforce it according to law. I know that the only thing I can "execute" in my family is that one house.

Xiao Han: What will we do this time?

Duckweed: My husband only earns enough money to support his family by earning those two money early, what can I do as a woman?

Xiao Han: Part-time job!

Duckweed: I can't pay that account even if I die from working part-time!

Xiao Han: I don't dare to say it.

Duckweed: I asked my husband what to do? He said no, so he sold the house to pay off the debt.

I was so angry that the first time I had an argument with him, I called him a, and he drank up a bottle of sorghum wine in one go.

The next day, I took the train to Tengzhou, Shandong Province, and found a junior high school classmate who married there.

She asked me what happened to Tengzhou, and I told her that my family owed 80,000 yuan, and I had to pay it back within two months!

She was also embarrassed, she told me she didn't have the money to lend me! I begged her to help me figure it out.

Two days later, her husband gave me an idea.

Xiao Han: Good idea, or bad idea?

Duckweed: I was stunned when I heard it, can that work?

Xiao Han: Let you sell your organs?

Duckweed: Guess again.

Xiao Han: Selling breathing? Or sell blood donors?

Duckweed: You don't have a heart!

Xiao Han: What else is worth on you? It's not going to sell your head, is it?

Duckweed: You guess one last time.

Xiao Han: If it wasn't for the betrayal, I wouldn't have guessed anything else.

Duckweed: Surrogacy gives birth!

Xiao Han: Oh my mother! What a surprise!

Duckweed: Living in this same school, I hesitated for three days.

Xiao Han: Agreed?

Duckweed: I really don't have a choice.

Xiao Han: You're really too difficult.

Duckweed: My classmate's husband brought in a middle-aged rich woman with luxurious makeup. The rich woman surrounded me like a cattle, nodding her head and touching my whole body, which made me uncomfortable and embarrassed.

"I heard you need money to pay off your debts, right?" The rich woman asked me.

I said yes.

She asked me if I could give her a surrogate child?

I asked her how much she could give?

She told me 50,000 and I said at least 90,000! He listened to the scolding and left.

I thought the deal was yellow, but the next day she came again, and this time he asked me if I wanted to do 80,000 yuan? I pretended to hesitate for a long time, and finally agreed to her.

But she also said, give me 20,000 yuan first, and give me the other 60,000 yuan when the child is born.

I said that would not work, as soon as I became pregnant, I must give me all 80,000 yuan, because I had to pay the debt in two months.

She asked me what if I ran away.

I said you can lock me in the house after I get pregnant until the baby is born.

She was still not at ease and asked me what if I had to take the child away if I gave birth?

Xiao Han: This rich woman is shrewd enough.

Duckweed: I said that I have a husband and children at home, and I am a surrogate outside, and it is impossible to tell the family, how can I bring another child back.

Xiao Han: Now she is relieved, right?

Duckweed: Even though she wasn't very reassured, she accepted it.

On the same day, he took me to her villa. In order to give me a pregnancy with peace of mind, this rich woman hired two nannies to serve me, also to watch me, afraid that I would run away.

On the third day of arriving at this rich woman's house, I went to a gynecological hospital with the rich woman, and after some examination, I was embarrassed to undergo the fertilized egg implantation operation.

In the rich woman's house, I seem to have been "raised in captivity"! She wouldn't let me do any work, she wouldn't do any strenuous exercise, I wouldn't go out of the villa, I wouldn't talk to anyone, including the babysitter.

After getting the money, I went to the bank to give the money to my husband accompanied by the rich woman. On the phone, I heard him overjoyed and praised me for being a good wife, but my heart was dripping blood! This time he didn't even ask me where the money came from.

Xiao Han: I'm afraid he won't be able to guess either.

Duckweed: My belly grew bigger day by day, and when I was nine and a half months old, I started giving birth, and I endured severe pain and gave birth to my baby.

Xiao Han: Boys and girls?

Duckweed: The rich woman didn't let me look at the child, or even let me know if I was born a boy or a girl.

After giving birth, I was supposed to be discharged from the hospital in a week, but the child was born only three days ago, and before my injuries healed, the rich woman discharged me from the hospital, and the face that used to smile every day immediately became cross-eyebrow and ruthless!

Xiao Han: She's unloading the mill and killing the donkey.

I went home after a week of being raised by my classmates. Although my husband is more enthusiastic about me than before, I can feel that he is beginning to dislike me in his heart.

Xiao Han: He knows?

Duckweed: A woman has just given birth, and if he wasn't stupid, he should be able to notice it, but he doesn't seem to want to know.

Xiao Han: I see.

Duckweed: Are you men so hypocritical?

Xiao Han: I'm not.

Duckweed: In my opinion, there is no good thing!

Xiao Han: You can't generalize.

Duckweed: That's right, I've met a good man.

Xiao Han: It's a pity it's not me!

Duckweed: You? It's good that you're not a pyramid scheme!

Xiao Han: Don't look at me as Nanning, Guangxi, I also despise pyramid schemes! If I were the head of a village, I would have to do two things in the village.

Duckweed: What can you do?

Xiao Han: The harm of pyramid schemes is greater than the scale and harm of underworld criminal organizations, so the first thing I did was to make up my mind to rectify pyramid schemes, and I must not let pyramid schemers deceive another villager.

Duckweed: Can you do it?

Xiao Han: As long as we pay one-tenth of the attention to the control of the epidemic, it can be solved.

Duckweed: And what about the second thing?

Xiao Han: Out of every 1,000 adult men in the village, there are 100 singles, I can't turn a blind eye, I have to find a way to solve this problem.

Duckweed: The cow is not enough for you to blow!

Xiao Han: If you can't say too clearly, you can just brag to me.

Duckweed: Wait a minute, I'll open a bottle of liquor.

Xiao Han went to get a bottle of beer and brought up the leftover peanuts from last night.

Duckweed: Alright.

Xiao Han: Women should drink red wine, how do you drink white wine?

Duckweed: Can't women drink liquor?

Xiao Han: Yes, yes, what kind of wine do you drink? How many degrees?

Duckweed: Bitter wine! Fifty-two degrees.

Xiao Han: Then I'll drink with you.

Duckweed: What kind of wine do you drink?

Xiao Han: Beer.

Duckweed: Huh! Not like a man.

Xiao Han: Say whatever you want. They all say that they spit out the truth after drinking, you?

Duckweed: The good guy I'm talking about is from Pu County, Shanxi.

Xiao Han: Oh, the pigeons again?

Duckweed: Since that surrogacy, my husband always wants me to go out and earn money! Although the family has paid off the foreign debt, the child is growing up day by day, and I also hope that my child can have a good life.

Xiao Han: Although I understand, I ......

Duckweed: In the ravine of Shanxi, this man was a miner, he was 35 years old at the time, and his name was Hong Dazhu.

He and his mother were so sincere and loving to me that I really couldn't bear to run away after I got the 50,000 bride price.

Xiao Han: What should I do? You still have children at home.

Duckweed: I hesitated, I lived with her and her mother for more than three months, and I knew that I had to leave! But I really couldn't bear to deceive the two who rented a house out of 50,000 yuan.

I tucked the 50,000 yuan passbook under my pillow and got on the bus. But when the long-distance bus just drove outside the county, I saw Hong Dazhu chasing after him on his broken motorcycle.

He stopped the car, stuffed the passbook into my bag in front of so many people in the car, and said to me, "I'm just a coal black that others look down on, thank you for being with me for so long!" ”

With that, he got out of the car.

Xiao Han: He's such a good person, it's touching!

Duckweed: Come, let's have a drink!

Xiao Han: You just take a sip, I'll toast.

Duckweed: No, I'm going to take a bite!

Xiao Han: Don't drink too much.

Duckweed: Don't you want me to tell the truth when I'm drunk?

Xiao Han: Then you have to control yourself!

Duckweed: Less nonsense, why should I control myself? Dry!

Xiao Han: I'll divide it twice.

Duckweed: When I returned home, I found that my husband's enthusiasm for me was getting more and more fake, and my son was becoming more and more cold to me.

Xiao Han: The child also knows?

Duckweed: He knows that I'm not doing anything good outside, and he probably doesn't know what I'm doing.

Xiao Han: Now the child, alas!

Duckweed: I always think that no matter what my child does to me, I can't let him live a hard life, even if he doesn't recognize me as a real mother in the future.

Xiao Han: Pity the world......

Duckweed: Here, another drink!

Xiao Han: How big is the cup you use?

Duckweed: Tea bowl, what's wrong?

Xiao Han: You're a legendary female man, right?

Duckweed: If you don't talk nonsense, you'll die? Dry!

Xiao Han: Just do it, do it!

There was already drunkenness in the duckweed's voice:

Female man? Do you know what I look like? You don't know. Do you know how fragile my heart is? You don't know. Do you know how much I want to be spoiled in my husband's arms? You don't know. Do you know how much I want my husband to love me and love me? You don't know!

Xiao Han: You drank too much.

Duckweed: I'm 160 tall and weigh just over 80 pounds, do I look like a woman? If I were a woman, would I still be a pigeon?

Xiao Han: So you're so petite.

Duckweed: Pigeons? Oh, how nice it sounds! But the real pigeons fly back and can get into their nests! And me?

Xiao Han: You?

Duckweed: When I flew out again last year and flew back a year ago, I found that he had sold his nest and left with the money and children of the pigeon, and did not even leave a word for my pigeon!

Xiao Han: He, he, his heart is too ruthless!

Duckweed: Hehehe, the pigeon is so good, fly, fly-

Xiao Han: I want to open a little

The duckweed's wry smile turned into a weeping: Ahhh Yes! Woo-woo-woo