"Mother, I want to ask, who gave you blind confidence? Let you feel that you can just put it on, this zipper can't be straightened, take it off quickly, there are streaks on the body, and if it takes a long time, it will become the effect of that varicose vein socks. ”

"Girl, you pull hard, pull up, I'm holding my breath, I'm not afraid."

"Wrap you like a zongzi, you're not afraid but I'm afraid, if it collapses, but it's a loss for the old man, not to mention the mother, you were still wearing a baby's underwear at the beginning, and when you were seen by outsiders, you just laughed off your big teeth, hehe."

"Don't be happy, I'll wear it at home, and if it opens, it will collapse, and your father hasn't seen it."

"The key is that my mother's big back is not good-looking, if it collapses, it will not look good if she is seen with uneven skin tone." ：

"Girl, you borrow cosmetics for your mother's use."

"Will it be too white, my dad won't be able to tell when the time comes, whether it's real life or in the mini-game of Plants vs. Zombies."

Kui Yiyu shook her head slightly and continued to look through her notes.

"Mother, otherwise you will skip the second step and come to the third step to establish expectations. After attracting the man's attention, you need to add another fire to help the man establish certain expectations, so that his interest and desire for you will become stronger and stronger. ”

"What? Do you have to get rid of the house and burn it? ”

"Mother, what are you doing?"

"I'm looking for a lighter, and by the way, the gas is on."

"Don't, then you better go back to the second step, after all, the third step is an advanced advanced skill, and you won't be able to learn it in a short time, you must know that I don't know much about it, even if the trainer teaches it, I don't know if it's right." But then again, if she really taught well, the student would not let her compensate 100,000 yuan alone. Wait, what's the smell? Mother, are you raising pigs again? Last time you gave me the villa in the capital, the big fat pig that was mailed is too old to be good, I left this time, I just don't want to see it die, I don't want to see it stewed on the table by my brother-in-law and the hotel brother. ”

"Girl, you mean, I smell on me? Stinky? It could be my body odor, a bit of a fox smell. ”

"Mother, this is not a little fox smell, the smell is unpleasant, but when you were in our slaughterhouse before, I didn't smell it, it must be covered by the smell of pigs, and now I come to the city, plus many places use air purifiers, the smell of Niang is slowly highlighted, after all, the city is not everywhere like the countryside, see septic tanks."

"Girl, I stink better than? Why didn't I smell it? ”

"Because you're used to it, in this way, mother, you put the fourth step of hunger marketing, setting conditions on the agenda, maybe it can help you."

"What do you mean?"

"I don't understand, but I guess it should be, some perfume? It's not that Yang Yuhuai, who is one of the four beauties, also has a strong body odor, but people often use flowers to take a bath, and also use spices, etc., as a result, the body exudes a special breath, mother, you also learn to turn disadvantages into advantages, which is equivalent to setting a condition for yourself that no one can imitate. Surely defeat other women invisibly. ”

"Girl, if you give me a bathtub and make it into canned roses or jelly, will it be too much, hard, I can't step on it at all."

"Wait until I pour some boiling water...... Huh? Got a doorbell? ”