Chapter 9: Scared an alien to death

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"See that umbrella?"

"What's so strange about this umbrella?"

"The umbrella stand is a dead branch, and the umbrella surface is a dead leaf. Is this also called an umbrella? It's clearly ......"

"A work of art! You look at the umbrella frame of this umbrella, the selection of dead branches seems to be random, but it seems to be carefully carved, this dead leaf piece is ordinary, but the piece contains a sense of pride. O pride who does not want to be corrupted even if he withers......"

"This dead branch flow line is like a map of a river trail, following the principle of change in nature, the fallen leaves are as thin as cicada wings, but they are not easily broken......

The crowd gradually became more talkative.

The number of onlookers gradually increased.

In this area, these well-dressed passers-by carefully observed the young lovers who set up stalls in front of the coffee shop to sell umbrellas.

He only sells umbrellas, and this is the only umbrella.

Stopping to watch, perhaps most of them are out of curiosity, but after listening to many people analyze the artistic value of this umbrella, curiosity gradually breeds a little other desire.

"Boss, how do you sell this umbrella?"

“100?”

"Humph! Are you insulting art? At least 3000! ”

"What a hero! Your family buys a broken umbrella for 3000? I'm out of 6000! That's a sky-high price! ”

"Don't even rob me! It's just 4 digits, how embarrassed are you to be embarrassed here. Who here can have less than 5 figures in pocket money? I'm out of 12000! All my pocket money this month! ”

"Still pocket money? Strict wife! Beware of your wife finding a place where you hide your money! I'll turn it over his price, 21,000 ......"

Prices are still rising.

However, Xu Lai sat there with a calm face.

Money?

Is it important?

Perhaps important.

But compared to money, Xu Lai needs to do more important things.

That is to help Wu Song find a physical body, get more savior badges to collect energy, and summon more companions.

Who's next?

Gotta have a doctor.

After all, this body has less than two months left to live, and we have to find a more powerful doctor to deal with the condition.

There has to be a craftsman.

Xu Lai wanted to know what the internal structure of the badge was?

It's best to have a powerful craftsman who can disassemble it accurately and put it back together perfectly.

This provides insight into the badge and ensures that the badge is used properly.

Now think about it.

There's so much he has to do.

I'm afraid that there won't be much time to sleep in.

Thinking of this, I listened to them shouting before the price rose to "57000".

Xu Lai felt even more bored.

"Looks like it's all a bunch of poor ghosts here!"

He couldn't help but mutter, put away his umbrella and was about to leave.

That murmur was like a slap in everyone's face.

There was silence at first, and then there was collective silence for a few seconds.

"Poor ghost? Look at your shabby face, aren't you poor? ”

"If you weren't poor, would you sell umbrellas here?"

"How dare you scold us poor ghosts!"

How high the pursuit of the umbrella was, how bad the words attacking Xu Lai would be at this moment.

Xu turned his head back and forth, and he looked at the people in front of him.

They are all Bluestar locals.

Their faces were full of ignorance that only Xu Lai could see.

He sneered:

"May God have mercy on you, and within seven days, break some wealth and get hurt!"

No one understood his words.

But when Xu Lai turned to leave.

The group of blue star people behind him were relatively close because they wanted to take pictures of this umbrella together.

I don't know who stepped on whose foot first, who pushed the other party first.

Immediately followed by two strokes at once, and two times into four strokes.

The mess spreads at breakneck speed.

After a moment of effort, the scene that was originally coaxed to buy became a stampede scene.

At the entrance of the café, the decorations used to decorate the café were also shattered.

The policing police arrived almost immediately.

They're the best at dealing with this kind of thing.

"Seven days of detention for gathering a crowd to make trouble and destroying private property."

A bunch of people, a lot of them, went to squat neatly.

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Leaving this area, I just took a few steps.

"Didn't you say that the highest bidder was going to be killed?"

Xu Wei's voice came from inside the umbrella.

Xu Lai did not answer.

"When I look at my sister, I haven't been in the world!"

Wu Song smiled: "Aren't we going to find the guy with the highest bid now?" ”

Doubt.

Indissoluble.

When Xu Wei came back to his senses.

They had reached a small alley.

There is a horse-drawn carriage in the alley.

That's right.

It's a horse-drawn carriage.

In this era of developed transportation, there are some cases that like to be mavericks.

They love vintage.

It's not like a young man who likes to wear vintage clothes at some point on Earth.

These retro-loving guys are a bunch of rich people.

They will arrange their food, clothing, housing and transportation, all in retro routes.

The main thing is that they are not yet natives of Blue Star.

Rather, it is aliens who are attracted to the culture of the blue star.

Before Xu Lai could find the carriage, the curtain of the carriage had already been opened.

"I knew that real sellers would find real buyers in the crowd!"

Xu Lai smiled and stood by the carriage.

He didn't ask the price, just stood there silently waiting for the other party to bid.

There were four people in the carriage.

Fat and thin.

It's all occupied.

What is surprising is that there is also a Blue Star person.

He is the tallest one.

The eyes are deep, as if they are constantly pondering something?

Especially when noticing Xu Lai.

At the same time, it is the only one that has no bid.

The three aliens eventually raised the price to 170,000.

At this price, Xu Lai

I can't say it's satisfying.

But at least not dissatisfied.

He gave the umbrella to the servant who was guarding by the carriage.

The servants are all played by Blue Star locals, and they are all dressed in Blue Star retro clothes.

The dry umbrella is eventually photographed away by the fat aliens.

He had pig ears, but he had the face of a dog.

The nose is very smart, and after taking the umbrella, it is so slight to sniff.

"What's the cool smell in here?"

Pig-eared dog-faced asked.

"It's a smell that scares people to death."

Xu Lai smiled: "I added another sentence, it is also a taste that can scare you aliens to death." ”

The pig-eared dog-faced was angry, and the other two aliens were also angry.

These aliens hate it when the natives call them aliens.

There have been many contradictions for this.

In the end, the government added an article to the patch decree three years ago:

It is forbidden to call aliens aliens.

It is called a distinguished visitor.

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Hehe.

Seeing that the three of them were anxious, they even had a hint of murderous impulse in their eyes.

"No matter where you are, you are still a human being, and if you are a human being, you will have fear, as long as you have fear...... The thing in my umbrella is the thing that allows this fear to grow and explode. ”

Xu Lai nodded politely.

"I'll slowly leave the alley, and if I regret it, you can call me."

Turn away.

The pace is not fast.

Give the other party enough time to repent.

"Humph! Believe you big-headed ghost? ”

With a pig-eared dog face, he snorted coldly and opened the umbrella directly.

There was a gloomy laugh from the pig's ear:

"That's right, it's a ghost ......"