Chapter 247: Yellow Hat Hexagram Master
In the face of this shameless hob meat, it is estimated that Chen Blind is also quite helpless. He said, "Offspring, you have to think clearly! The young people who have been told by me will not die well! ”
Triangle Eyes scolded and said, "That's a lot of nonsense! In a word, it doesn't count! ”
Blind Chen didn't speak anymore, and reached out and touched Triangle Eye's wrist. The mouth asked, "Age, birthday, hour?" ”
This is the most basic question for the blind man's fortune telling, since the triangular eye is here to find Chen Blind to tell his fortune, he naturally has to cooperate with him to say some information.
Whatever the blind man asked, he answered.
After Chen Blind asked, he let go of his right hand with triangular eyes. But I heard the triangular eye sneer and said, "What's the matter?" Don't you blind people like to touch your bones and tell fortunes? ”
Chen Blind Man smacked lightly on the ground with a cane, and said slowly: "Don't forget it, the birthday of the family, the bones of the family." Recently, if you can survive tonight, the old blind man will pay you this life! ”
Triangle Eyes laughed: "Good! What a blind man! You say Lao Tzu can't live tonight? Good! Then I ask you! How should I hack it? ”
Although he laughed wildly, I noticed that his eyes revealed panic, despair, and fear. My heart moved when I saw it now, and this triangular eye seemed to know something!
Could it be that he knew that he was going to die, so he came to ask Chen Blind for fortune telling?
Blind Chen said coldly: "It's fate, it can't be avoided!" ”
Triangle Eye looked hideous and said, "Is it really unavoidable? ”
Blind Chen nodded very simply: "People like you are full of anger and always cause trouble for yourself. Now that retribution is coming, if you don't die, who will die? ”
The triangular eyes and face were blue and white for a while, and his hands were clenched into fists, almost on the verge of exploding. It could be seen that he wanted to smash Chen to death with one punch, but before he could make a move, the man in the leather jacket and the two companions beside him had already taken a few steps forward.
The man in the leather jacket shouted to the triangular eyes: "Triangle! That's enough! ”
He respectfully said to Chen Blind: "Senior Chen, my name is Qi Shanyu. ”
Blind Chen nodded slightly to the position of the man in the leather jacket and said, "I know you, you came to me to tell your fortune." ”
The man in the leather jacket said softly: "It's a pity that Senior Chen refused to tell my fortune, so that I have been in a state of hesitation for the past few years. ”
Chen Blind sneered: "You guys? ”
The man in the leather jacket snorted: "We are all going to die, so we have no choice but to come to Senior Chen for help." ”
Blind Chen smiled: "Looking for the old man to save his life, is this kind of attitude?" ”
Everyone was a little embarrassed when they said this, but the triangular eye snorted heavily and said, "The surname is Qi, why are you so polite?" Tie up the two big ear scrapers directly, and make sure he says everything! ”
Qi Shanyu shouted; "Shut up! If you want to live, it's best not to say a word! ”
It can be seen that Qi Shanyu has a high prestige among these people, so when he was angry, the triangular eyes immediately snorted twice, and then shut up.
But I heard Chen Blind say lightly: "I know what you are looking for me for, but where can I easily change my fate?" People are destined to die, so don't mind too much. ”
Qi Shanyu smiled bitterly; "It's true that people die, but we're still young and don't want to die so early. So even if there is a glimmer of life, you have to earn it. ”
Blind Chen sneered: "Didn't live enough? The surname Qi wants me to say, even if a person like you gives you 10,000 years, it won't be enough to live! Greed is your nature! ”
Qi Shanyu didn't get angry, but aggravated his tone and said, "Do you want to save Senior Chen?" ”
Chen Blind said without hesitation; "Can't be saved! Don't save! ”
Qi Shanyu's eyebrows gradually rose, his face was gloomy, and he said, "Senior Chen, if you don't save it, don't blame the brothers for being ruthless!" ”
With a wave of his hand, Triangle Eye and the other two strong men took a step forward in unison, instantly surrounding Chen Blind in the core. Those irrelevant old men were so frightened that they retreated, some called the police, some called pedestrians for help, and some stood far away and scolded Qi Shanyu and them.
But Qi Shanyu didn't care about it and said, "Senior Chen! Offended! ”
He was about to make a move, but he heard Chen Blind shouting: "Do it slowly!" ”
Qi Shanyu slowed down a little and said, "Senior Chen has changed his mind?" ”
Blind Chen shook his head: "Change your mind? Stop dreaming. It's just that if you want to take me away, ask the little brother behind you if you agree! ”
Qi Shanyu turned his head suddenly, but a slap in the face was drawn in an instant, and Qi Shanyu, who hit him directly, staggered in a circle.
Triangle Eyes said angrily; "How daring!"
I slapped it and threw it over, I have long seen that this grandson is not pleasing to the eye, relying on his own tall and big, bullying the weak, this kind of person is not wronged even if he is slapped to death by me!
Qi Shanyu was dazed by my slap, but after seeing it clearly, he was furious again, and shouted: "Boy! Who are you! ”
I grinned and said; "Your grandfather!"
While saying that, I slapped it again and scolded in my mouth: "Dirty person, isn't it?" ”
"Do you know how to respect the old and love the young?"
"Who taught you to tie up tickets here?"
Every time I say a word, I slap it in the face. Qi Shanyu, who only smoked, roared angrily, hugging his head and running away. The triangular eye and the other two dirty people next to me were angry and wanted to beat me, but the evil suppression stick suddenly poked out, and instantly smashed them back in embarrassment.
Qi Shanyu was slapped several times in a row by me, and roared angrily: "Zhang Wuxin? Zhang Wuxin of the Yin and Yang store! ”
I sneered: "Yes, yes, it's easy to say if you know me, so what?" Who was blowing your beard at me just now? ”
Qi Shanyu took several steps back in a row before he finally got out of my slap. This guy was anxious and angry, stretched out his hand and pointed at me and said, "Zhang Wuxin! Why are you meddling in our business? ”
I sneered, "Why? Just because you're dirty! ”
Qi Shanyu said angrily: "Is it also a sin to seek survival? ”
I said, "Of course it's not sinful to try to live, but it's sinful for you to coerce others!" The surname is Qi, today is when you meet me, believe it or not, if I hand you over to the Special Case Department, you will fucking wait to go to the ghost prison! ”
Qi Shan's feathered forehead was exposed, and he had an urge to fight with me. But after looking at the crowd of onlookers around him, he thought of the field staff of the Special Crime Department, and finally said fiercely: "Okay!" Zhang Wuxin! You wait for me! ”
He turned his head and shouted; "Let's go! Come on! ”
The two men turned around and left, without the slightest hesitation. Instead, the triangular eye hesitated for a moment, then smiled miserably and left quickly behind Qi Shanyu.
I looked at the backs of these guys, whistled, and said, "The surname Qi, go slowly, don't send it!" ”
I don't know if he heard it or not, so I turned to Chen Blind and said, "Senior Chen, my name is Zhang Wuxin, the current head of the Yin and Yang Shop. ”
Blind Chen fumbled with the crutches in his hand, then sat down on the small horse and said, "Zhang Wuren asked you to come?" ”
After getting my confirmation, Chen Blind waved his hand to me and said, "Little one, stretch out your hand." ”
I hesitated a little, and he asked me to stretch out my arm, clearly trying to tell my fortune. But I heard him say that if he tells fortunes to young people, he usually dies badly.
Seeing that I was hesitating, Chen said lightly: "Do you really believe it?" What if I don't say that, and all the young people come to me to tell their fortunes? One by one, they are the pillars of the motherland, they don't want to work hard, they always want to take shortcuts through fortune telling, but where are there so many shortcuts in the world? ”
Only then did I suddenly come to my senses, then stretched out my arm and said, "Senior Chen smiled." ”
Blind Chen snorted and asked again, "Age, birthday, hour?" ”
I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in Chen's blind gourd, but I still honestly said, "It's either twenty-one or twenty-two." As for birthdays and hours, that's even more unknown. ”
After a pause, I said again: "Lao Zhang said that I was born in September, and there is no specific date. Because I grew up in an orphanage as a child. For the convenience of management, the dean determines the birthday according to the month of admission. ”
Chen Blind Man touched it and said, "Okay, I know." ”
He let go of his hand and said, "Zhang Wuren asked you to come to me, did you say what you were going to do?" ”
I shook my head and said, "I don't know, he just said that he would look for you when he came, and he would know everything." ”
Blind Chen scolded: "This little bastard will save trouble." Alright, I'm not going to talk nonsense with you, I have a job for you to deal with tonight. ”
I was stunned for a moment, this guy actually arranged a task for me.
I said, "Senior Chen, isn't this the territory of the Special Cases Division?" If I live here, will I offend the Special Case? ”
Blind Chen paused with his crutches: "!" If the Special Case Division works, can you still be used? Ever heard of Dirty People? ”
I nodded again and again: "I've heard that those guys just now are dirty people!" ”
Blind Chen snorted: "Since you know what a dirty person is, it's much easier." Tonight, there are a few dirty people going to Shijingshan to dig up the corpse, you have to get ahead of them and dig up this corpse. ”
As soon as I heard that it was a corpse exhumation, I was reluctant to do so. You must know that the work of digging up corpses is dirty, tiring, and thankless. No one wants to be dug up, right?
Chen Blind looked at him, and said with a straight face: "If you want to dig up the body, you will dig it!" Rest assured, there are no taboos! ”
I said, "Are dirty people going to dig too?" ”
Blind Chen shook his head and said, "It may go, but it is also possible that no one will go." But whether there is someone or not, this body cannot be dug up by dirty people. ”
I hesitated for a moment and asked, "Those dirty people, what the hell is going on?" The Special Case Office expressly forbids dirty people to swagger through the city, let alone appear in residential areas. ”
Chen Blind sneered; "Special Cases? They are all too busy to take care of themselves now, where can they care about dirty people's affairs? And these dirty people are going to die, and before they die, those prohibitions have no restrictions on them. It's all fucking going to die, who cares if it's forbidden or not? ”
I just saw the blind man Chen telling the fortune of the triangular eye, as if to say that he was going to die tonight. So he hurriedly asked: "Senior, you tell me what happened in Beijing?" Why do I feel a bad feeling? ”
Chen Blind tilted his head and said, "You don't know? ”
I honestly replied, "I don't know!" I just got off the plane today and came back from Seattle! ”
Blind Chen nodded slightly and said, "No wonder, no wonder!" ”
After a pause, he added, "Little one, if you want to know, I'll tell you all." But after you listen to it, you have to go to work obediently, okay? ”
I said yes and said, "No problem!" What you say is what your old man says! ”
Now that the dirty people are walking around, the special case department is silent, and the incident itself is strange. Chen Blind is willing to tell me, that would be great.
Blind Chen thought about it carefully, and it seemed to be brewing. After a while, he said, "Let's start with the dirty people!" ”
At present, there are more than 300 dirty people recorded all over the country. More than 100 of them are receiving treatment at the No. 1 Research Institute of the Special Cases Division, and the remaining more than 200 are either living alone in the deep mountains and old forests, or they are under the supervision of the Special Cases Division, and are not allowed to enter and leave crowded places at will.
After all, dirty people are too dirty, and they will bring other people to get dirty together, and if they don't control it, they may cause some big trouble.
Although this is a bit unfair to the dirty people, the special case department is more reliable, not only actively treating the dirty people, but also providing them with various benefits free of charge, just begging them not to make trouble at will.
So there was no complaint in everyone's hearts.
Later, I don't know what happened, a hexagram master wearing a yellow hat came to Beijing and told these dirty people that you are about to die.
At that time, the dirty man naturally didn't bird him, so they lived and worked step by step, trying to stay away from the children. A few of the grumpy fellows were still glaring at the yellow-hatted diviner, and they felt like they wanted to beat him up.
After all, this guy opened his mouth and closed his mouth and said that everyone was dying, who would he fight if he didn't beat him?