010: Coquettish
"Lucy, do you really want to eat?"
Sobering up from the memories, Zheng Yi saw Lucy swallowing saliva and asked with a smile!
"Well, I want to eat, master, I really want to eat......" Lucy pulled Zheng Yi's arm and said coquettishly!
"Okay, then give you chopsticks and eat it yourself. Zheng Yi put a pair of chopsticks into Lucy's hand.
Lucy, "......"
She still thought that Zheng Yi would feed her the same way he fed her cucumbers before?
But I didn't expect to let her eat it herself?
Zheng Yi didn't know what Lucy thought, he was just a very salty salted fish...... Feeding people? non-existent!
Even a lot of the time, he had to be fed by someone else!
As for the gherkins before......
That's just a special case!
......
Three minutes later!
Zhou Yu came out of the kitchen with a big bowl of green vegetable and tofu soup.
It was placed firmly on the table without spilling a single drop of soup.
But when he looked at the plate in front of Zheng Yi, he was stunned, the plate was clean, and there was not even a grain of rice left, as if he had been treated by a dog?
"You finished eating so quickly?" Zhou Yu wondered, you must know that Zheng Yi had to eat for a long time in the past, what happened today, the soup was not served?
"Can't you?" Zheng Yi asked rhetorically.
"Well, it's not impossible. Zhou Yu shook his head, "It's just ...... You don't feel like there's anything wrong with you?"
"No, I'm in good health. Zheng Yi shook his head.
Zhou Yu, "????"
Arsenic didn't work?
Or did he buy a fake drug?
What kind of world is this?
Even if the life-saving medicine is faked, this murderous medicine is also fake?
"Do you have any questions?" Zheng Yi found that Zhou Yu had been standing still, and asked strangely, "You can't put something in my egg fried rice, right?"
"How is it possible, absolutely not, I'm not that kind of person, don't slander me. Zhou Yu said excitedly.
At this moment, Zheng Yi confirmed his thoughts even more.
has known Zhou Yu for half a year, and he knows that Zhou Yu will be nervous as long as he lies, and he will be very excited when he is nervous!
And now Zhou Yu's appearance, isn't he excited enough?
"Say, what did you put in my egg fried rice?" Zheng Yi suddenly felt that his stomach was tumbling and he wanted to vomit, but he was not afraid that Zhou Yu would put some poison or something, mainly because he was afraid that the other party would put something disgusting, such as: saliva, boogers...... And so on!
"Ahem, what, can you let go of me first?" Zhou Yu watched his collar being grabbed by Zheng Yi fiercely, feeling that he was about to lose his breath.
"You speak first. Zheng Yidao.
"Arsenic, I put arsenic. Zhou Yu said loudly, "But you have to believe me, I definitely don't mean to poison you, I just want to teach you a lesson......"
As a chef, Zhou Yu has a special ability, that is, to observe the ingredients, understand the ingredients, and in a way, everything is edible, and humans are naturally one of the ingredients, through the observation of special abilities, he knows that Zheng Yi's body is very powerful, and ordinary poisons do not work on him at all.
Even if it is arsenic, in Zhou Yu's opinion, Zheng Yi eats it, at most, it is just a stomach.
For Zhou Yu, Zheng Yi is also one of his few friends, how could he really poison his friends?
Not to mention the glory of being a chef and a chef, even if you want to kill someone, you will never kill someone with the food you make yourself, which is a blasphemy and insult to the identity of a chef!
"Oh, it's arsenic?" Zheng Yi breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhou Yu was dumbfounded, "What's the situation? I put arsenic, why do you look relieved?"
Lucy also blinked her eyes like a curious baby, she had also read arsenic in human books, it was a kind of poison, the kind that could poison people, but why did the owner feel relaxed when he knew that he had eaten poison?
Why easy?
Naturally, it's because I'm eating poison.
In Zheng Yi's view, saliva and boogers ...... Something like that, it's much more terrible than poison.
After all, he is not afraid of poison.
But those things will disgust him!
But what......
Zheng Yi suddenly had a bad thought in his mind.
He looked at Zhou Yu and said loudly, "Okay, okay, okay, you Zhou Yu, I treat you as a brother, but you want to poison me? You are not a human, you are a beast, you have no humanity, although I am fine now, but who knows if there will be anything in the future? So in order to compensate for my losses, I owe you a sum of money to write off, not only that, but in the future, you will let me eat here for free for a year, no, a lifetime of food!"
"Hehe, do you want to treat me as a long-term meal ticket?" Zhou Yu rolled his eyes, "Or, you just marry me?"
Zheng Yi clasped his hands to his chest......
"You...... You, you, you...... , I treat you as a brother, you actually want to me?" Zheng Yi looked at Zhou Yu, he couldn't believe it, "So you wanted to poison me before because you couldn't get me? If you can't get it, you have to destroy it?"
"Can you not be so good at brain supplementation?" Zhou Yu felt that his head was too big, he was going to poison you all at once, and he was going to you all at once, how could I have so much spare time to waste on you? I'm straight, okay?
"Okay, okay, no kidding. Zheng Yi patted Zhou Yu on the shoulder, "Hurry up and prepare the yellow stewed chicken, I'm looking forward to your new dish!"
Zhou Yu also didn't want to stay with Zheng Yi for a moment, I don't know why, Zheng Yi said a lot today, he used to eat quietly when he came here, is it because of Lucy?
It's understandable that men want to show more in front of women.
Zhou Yu thought that he had discovered the truth of the matter, glanced at Zheng Yi meaningfully, and then went back to the kitchen and began to kill chickens......
......
"Oh oh oh ~ oh oh oh ......"
"Click, click, click......"
"Don't run, stop me, let me kill you......"
After a while, there was a sound of chickens flying and jumping in the kitchen.
Zheng Yi shook his head when he heard this, "It's really not a man, you can't even deal with a chicken?"
"Master, come, drink soup!"
Lucy was very obedient and filled a small bowl of soup and fed it to Zheng Yi to drink.
Zheng Yi opened his mouth, "sucked", and a spoonful of soup was drunk by him!
......
Half an hour later!
The soup has been drunk, but ...... The chickens are alive!
"Zhou Yu, what are you doing?" Zheng Yi worked hard, slapped the table hard, and the huge force shook the soup bowls on the table, "As a man, as a chef, you haven't killed a chicken for half an hour?
"Whew...... Call...... You...... Don't worry...... I...... I'll be fine right away. Zhou Yu's head came out of the door frame, and he panted at Zheng Yi and said, "This chicken is a bit tricky, but don't worry, give me another hour, and I will definitely be able to pluck all its chicken feathers...... Light!"
Zheng Yi, "...... It's still an hour, can't it be that your chickens are so beautiful that you can't bear to do it?"
"But it doesn't matter, you can't bear it, I'll bear it, leave it to me. ”
With that, Zheng Yi got up from his chair and entered the kitchen......
Tsk, unsightly.