The expectant language guards got up early in the morning to look at the Wenzhen courtyard, only to be disappointed again.

Wen Zhen's door was closed, and a message was posted on the door panel: "I had insomnia last night, make up for sleep today, don't disturb everything." ”

Everyone frowned, but they didn't dare to knock on the door, so they had to go back. When Yan Sui got up, went to the court, and dispersed in the middle of the afternoon, Yan Sui was about to return to the house, and the Chinese first came over and proposed to him that the frost-dyed chrysanthemum garden in Tianjing was just right now, should you go boating and enjoy the flowers?

Hey, Miss Wen seems to have really forgotten about His Highness's birthday, so let's find a way to break His Highness today, so as not to touch the scene in the mansion or make an unpleasant scene.

Yan Sui also went, to the chrysanthemum garden, but hastily walked around, but there was a stop before the best few chrysanthemums, Chinese thought that it was estimated that His Royal Highness wanted to give Miss Wen was ready to pay money, but Yan Sui paused or left, Chinese did not react, German said: "Eighty percent is thinking of the chrysanthemums in Weicheng." ”

Oh, Tang Xianzhi took Miss Wen to see the chrysanthemum, and since then the chrysanthemum has entered the blacklist of His Royal Highness.

No wonder he had a black face from the moment he came in.

Chinese regretted his proposal very much, causing His Highness to go back after a casual walk, and when he returned to the royal mansion, it was not dark, and there was still a lot of time left at night.

The language guards looked at the palace, which was still a black hole, and felt that their hair was going to turn white.

Afraid that His Royal Highness would touch the scene, so everyone wanted to bypass the No. 1 courtyard quickly, Yan Sui glanced at the dark courtyard out of the corner of his eye, and walked over slowly.

Suddenly, there was a scream in the courtyard.

It's Miss Wen's voice!

The language guards were shocked, thinking about where are the Spanish, Korean, Japanese, and Spanish left in the courtyard today? While rushing in, Chinese has always paid attention to the master's actions at any time, and when he rushed in, he didn't forget to glance back, but he saw his master walking at the end without hurrying.

This move made the Chinese heart realize, and slowed down slightly, but the first few had already rushed over.

The first to rush in was English, he was very good, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw that the courtyard was still dark and gloomy, but there was a big hole in the courtyard wall at some point.

Oh no, Miss Wen was kidnapped from the cave!

He lunged up, and then, "Bang." ”

A head hit a faint chapter twenty-one.

……

The last one rushed in, German, who was blocked by the English in front of him, and he didn't see the hole, but he saw a huge black shadow crawling on the opposite wall, and the shape was very terrifying.

He swept over, drew his sword and slashed, and the next moment there was a boom, the wall fell and the bricks crumbled, and the smoke and dust billowed out, and he couldn't stop it, and a piece of smoke and dust crossed the wall, and fell into the flower pond outside the courtyard wall.

……

Italian was the third to enter, and he was more sensitive to the light and saw a lamp on the side wall, and a cluster of flames was snorting from the portal under the lamp.

On fire?

He rushed over. He took off his clothes and went to make a fire, and his clothes smashed against the wall, sending up a cloud of smoke and dust.

The smell of smoke and dust was hot, and he instantly burst into tears and snot, and fell straight to the ground with a thud.

……

All of this happens in a split second.

When these three unlucky eggs landed, Yan Sui had just walked into the yard with Shi Shiran.

His eyes didn't fall on the three unlucky ones, looking at the last wall.

There is a doorway in the last wall.

It's similar to the wall that the German hit with, but it's neater.

Yan Sui walked over directly, at this time, German had just hit a Venus in all directions, and when he saw the movements of His Royal Highness, he hurriedly stretched out Erkang's hand to remind, "Your Highness, be careful, that's not a door-"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Yan Sui step over gently and skillfully.

That's a door.

The German Erkang's hands spasmed, and his cheeks were wide noodles with tears.

Don't you want to be treated so differently!

……

Yan Sui walked through the real door that suddenly appeared, and suddenly saw a cave in front of her.

The cave is dark, the stone crevices are full of moss, and the triangular head of a poisonous snake is faintly exposed between the moss.

It doesn't look like a good hole.

Yan Sui seemed to pull the corners of her lips, but walked over without hesitation.

He entered the cave and suddenly jumped out.

Chinese follows behind, it's not that he can't take the lead bravely for the master, it's really better not to be able to be able in front of the master when this kind of head fighting.

And he thinks that the previous designs should be set up by Lord Wen for His Royal Highness, since it is a gift to His Highness, of course, it is better for His Highness to dismantle it himself, even if he dismantles the poisonous snake poison, it is also an alternative kind of love haha.

Yan Sui almost jumped on his feet with this jump, and the Chinese jumped back sharply in shock.

What's wrong with this?

What else could scare His Highness like this?

Yan Sui suddenly stretched out his hand and pushed him there.

Chinese stumbled and saw a pile of ...... in front of him

Toilet filth.

It's all over the place.

Sticky, shiny with flies green, with patches of dark yellow traces, lumps of human and livestock excrement all over the place, cow dung as big as a straw hat, and insect feces as thin as hair, either way, are entrenched in huge flies with red eyes and green heads, and a few bricks floating between the thin soup and yellow water, all so dirty that they can't see the color, covered with suspicious traces of filth, and people are very worried that they will step on this gutter that is more disgusting than a dung pit.

This road is not long, you can see the end, and when the Chinese eyes are raised, it is stupid.

The end is not a more disgusting picture than I imagined, but on the contrary, it is brightly lit, surrounded by flowers, and a snow-white tablecloth, and a large golden plate with a lid made of gold on the tablecloth glittering in the light, a beautiful appearance of a prosperous gastronomic scene.

At the back of the large plate, there is a whiteboard with a few large characters written very clearly.

"Hardship and hardship, Yuru is successful. If you want to get the beauty of the world, how can you not go through a muddy trek. Please come from the aisle to enjoy this unique delicacy. ”

Before Chinese could read the row of words clearly, he accurately predicted what he was going to face, and hurriedly grabbed the trees beside him, but it was too late, and Yan Sui kicked him in.

Chinese can't help but scream like a girl - ahhhhh

The disgusting feeling of splashing filth in the next second did not come, his feet fell to the ground, he lowered his head in astonishment, and closed his eyes violently by the impact of the picture, and it took a while to do a good job of psychological construction, squatting down and reaching out to wipe, and couldn't help grinning.

"Convincing! Sure enough, it was drawn! ”

I've seen Master Wen's real painting skills, and now this painting skill is getting better and better, but it's not very good to always use it to fix people.

Then he was dragged out.

was thrown aside by crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, and watched his Royal Highness walk through the "dung pit" without squinting and go straight to the golden cake.

Then reach out and take it.

……

The laughter of Chinese hahaha almost broke through the sky.

That's still a picture!

Master Wen is mighty!

……

Yan Sui had already expected it when she hadn't fully touched the cake painting.

This kind of serial pit is not her style.

But according to what he knew about her, it was not over yet.

His first reaction was to withdraw his hand when he thought that the painting was fake, but his eyes suddenly fell on the bulge of the handle of the golden brass lid.

Everything is vivid, and so are the handles.

Everything that is vivid is fake, handle ...... Naturally, too?

Yan Sui's fingers fell on the handle.

"Ding" sound.

The hand was pulled up.

…… The handle is real.

The handle inside the painting is vertical, but when it is actually pulled out, it is horizontal.

There was also a pole attached to the handle, and the pole was getting longer and longer, Yan Sui suddenly stopped, and carefully uncovered the painting under the handle, and sure enough, a hole appeared. Then a box identical to the big Halo box was slowly dragged out of the hole.

Chinese, who stood at the door of the fake dung pit and looked in, thought to himself that Lord Wen and His Royal Highness were really a natural pair.

Celebrate your birthday and engage in these many moths. I also have to pretend to make them nervous and disappoint His Highness, it's not good to play this trick, it's really true or false to eat a cake.

After passing through the camouflaged dung pit, it is easy to find that the golden plate is also fake, which has to be replaced by him, and after finding out that the cake is also painted, he will definitely leave, so as not to be played a second time.

The golden lid was opened, and it was really a cake inside, quite large, and sure enough, there were three layers.

The moment I opened the lid, all sides suddenly brightened as day, and I don't know why the lights suddenly turned on, the whole garden glowed brightly, the ribbons fluttered, and the joy exploded like a roll-up jar, and then like fireworks, it fell all over the Yiwang Mansion.

Yan Sui stood in front of the cake, smiling rather than smiling, with a slightly strange expression.

German, English, Italian, Spanish and others all came over with disgraced faces, smiling and looking at the birthday cake that Miss Wen gave to His Royal Highness.

Snow-white cream is lined with gorgeous lace, the edges are dotted with various colored fresh fruits, the rainbow bridge made of seven-color syrup is like a crystal gem, shining in the light of the night pearl, under the rainbow bridge is a sea of dark blue cream, a black-backed and white-bellied whale head splatters small splashes. Above the whale's head sat a trumpet Wen Zhen, carrying a flag on his shoulder, which read "Happy Birthday!" The flag was also attached to a golden rope, and at one end of the rope was tied a surfer with his arms outstretched in the wind, and his face was somehow a bit like Yan Sui.

At both ends of the Rainbow Bridge, there are two small people, blowing a golden trumpet on one side. The little figure is very exquisitely carved, and the appearance of squinting and puffing out the mouth and blowing the horn is vividly depicted. The three-story shape resembles a delicate small tower, with high layers and a sweet fragrance diffused to diffuse it, which is a taste with soothing powers.

The language guards huddled together, they had heard the name of the cake for a long time but had never seen the real thing, and today they opened their eyes, there are still such exquisite things in the world.

In particular, the shape is really chic, and it looks like a real scene. However, such a scene should just be Lord Wen's good wish: she wants to walk His Highness on the sea.

The language guards felt that this wish was good, very powerful, and although it could not be realized, it was also worth encouraging. What did Master Wen say, what is the difference between a life without dreams and a salted fish?

They also hope that Moon-sama's wish will come true. It would be nice if I could give them a look for themselves.

Chinese have heard that the cake at Bu Zhan's birthday banquet is the debut, and they have also heard of the shape of that cake, and now compared to it, it is simply incomparable.

His Royal Highness should be very satisfied, Chinese glanced at Yan Sui, still with an indifferent expression in his eyes.

"Dangdang, dang." Someone suddenly shouted above his head, and then there was a bang, something floated down, and English subconsciously drew his sword and was grabbed by German.

Those things fluttered in the air like colorful snowflakes, and if you looked closely, they were colorful pieces of paper, but they were very particular about the color of each piece of paper and sprinkled with gold and pearl powder, so those strips of paper were shining in the light, which was quite dreamy.

The German little fat man smacked his lips, somehow thinking that this scene was a bit girly.

The moment the note fell, Yan Sui's shoulders moved, probably planning to retreat three thousand miles, but then stopped.

The colorful crumbs fell all over his head.

The language guards act before their brains reach out to shoot - how can His Highness tolerate so much mess hanging on his body!

But English's outstretched hand was pulled back again by German.

Someone singing overhead, "Happy birthday pig, happy birthday pig......"

Everyone looked up unexpectedly, and saw Jun Moxiao, who was carrying a pocket and responsible for scattering notes to create an atmosphere, squatting on the branch, looking at the sky without love.

Next to her, Wen Zhen smiled and clapped her hands while singing, squinting at His Highness's head full of flowers.

More people were still giggling in the dark, following Wen Zhen to sing to His Royal Highness, "Happy birthday, pig." ”

Spanish, Korean, Japanese, Indonesian, and so on.

Several of the leaders crooked their noses.

No wonder Lao Tzu hit the wall just now, as if he heard someone laughing!

In the blink of an eye, many people came out and dismantled all the real and false disguises, and in front of them was a small garden, located between the first and second courtyards.

The lights gradually turned on, and in addition to the cake countertop, there were people pushing carts of barbecue and snacks one after another on the grass.

Wen Zhen took out a pack of colored candles, inserted twenty-two candles on the cake, and ordered Chinese: "Hold your master." I'm going to spoil the cake! ”

Chinese and German were already very prescient and very unafraid of death in front of Yan Sui - according to the virtue of the master, it is likely that no candles are allowed to be planted or cakes shared, then the cake that they have also been thinking about for a long time tonight is doomed to be lost to them.

The two of them are also very self-aware, knowing that telling the truth will never be taken care of by their masters, and the German language whispered in his master's ear: "Your Highness, Lord Wen is so difficult, and he has quite objections to you. Finally, we persuaded her to throw you a birthday party, which is a good opportunity to express your heartfelt feelings, and you must not stir it up by yourself. ”

Yan Sui frowned and glanced at him.

It feels like your presence is the mix!

……

After the twenty-two candles were inserted, Yan Sui was very distressed to find that one of the whale's eyes was broken, and one of the villain's boots was also inserted......

"Your Highness, blow out the candles. You have to blow it all in one go. ”

Yan Sui saw the procedure with his own eyes, bent down and blew out the candles in one breath, Wen Zhen looked at it with a smile, and waited until he finished blowing it before pulling out the candles that poked the cake into holes. Yan Sui kept staring at the holes, and turned her head away in pain for a while.

Then he saw the black-hearted cake take out a strangely shaped candle and insert it into the depression of a berry on the edge of the rainbow bridge, and said with a smile: "This is the Arabic numeral 22, which means that you are 22 years old." ”

Yan Sui: "......"

Chinese and German grinned contentedly.

Obviously, it is possible not to hurt the cake, a candle is enough, but Lord Wen has to watch His Highness watch his cake being poked all over the body.

Even if it is a birthday, it is necessary to carry out the actions of His Highness throughout, right?

Lord Wen is really worthy of my Royal Highness!

……

When the cake was divided, everyone looked at the delicate cream on the top, thinking that the little man must be His Highness, or can we get a whale's back? At worst, those creamy flowers are also very good.

Then I saw Yan Sui holding the knife, and he was not in a dilemma as everyone imagined, so he waved it flatly.

The bottom layer of cake, which had the largest cream and the least no decoration, flew out and landed on the cake plate next to it.

"Yours." His Highness was expressionless and said very generously.

Language Guard: "......"

Good.

Admire.

Brother, you are the most sassy.

……

German was not convinced, and lay down in front of the remaining two layers of cakes and looked at it, trying to use his gaze to kill the conscience of His Royal Highness.

His Highness is killing them with his eyes, forcing them to hurry up and get out of the way.

German suddenly "Huh? "Yes.

He felt as if he had discovered something unusual.

Yan Sui followed his gaze and also found that there seemed to be words on the horn blown by the villain.

Left: "Full of evil".

Right: "Dead and innocent".

Yan Sui: "......"

Language Guard: Happy!

……

The language guards went to share their cake with the pleasure of revenge, Yan Sui unceremoniously drove away all the idlers, and then gave the second layer of cake to Wen Zhen, and enjoyed the top piece for himself.

Wen Zhen didn't express any opinion, and when she smiled and cut her share with Jun Moxiao, Yan Sui knew why.

The second layer is full of creamy fruits and nuts, and there are more varieties than the first.

Yan Sui: "......"

Does this woman even want to bully him endlessly to celebrate his birthday?

However, when his eyes were lowered, he saw Wen Zhen bowing his head ** oil, and the tip of his nose was stained with a little white, like a cute fox.

He suddenly wanted to laugh, and reached out to wipe the cream off.

The hand suddenly stopped, thought for a moment, and smeared a little cream from Wen Zhen's cake, and applied two white dots symmetrically on her forehead and chin.

The two white dots are exactly in a straight line with the white dots on the tip of the nose.

Yan Sui's eyes bent.

Wen Zhen raised her head in amazement - she had thought about the process of eating cake and wiping cake, but considering His Highness's cleanliness and desire for symmetry, she didn't try it for fear of messing up the atmosphere of the entire birthday banquet. Why did she find out in her conscience that she didn't do it, but he was the first to complain?

What else to say?

Rectification!

She grabbed a piece of creamy cake and slapped it viciously on Yan Sui's face.

Language Guard: "......"

Jun Moxiao: "......"

Yan Sui: "......"

Probably he hadn't seen this kind of operation in the past twenty-two years, and he was a little stupid for a while, Wen Zhen had already laughed, "Oh, I've been holding back for a long time, when Preliminary Zhan's birthday banquet is a state banquet, it's boring enough to play this, let's make it big for your birthday party!" Come on, come on, let's get together! ”

Yan Sui blinked, and the white cream on her face fell down......

Jun Moxiao, who has always been bold, popped out a lump of cream and was just filling up the vacant piece.

The language guards probed their brains not far away, and finally a few of them dared to take advantage of the short time when His Highness's eyes were blurred and unable to see, to avenge the revenge of being oppressed for many years and the uneven distribution of the cake just now.

"Huh." A lump of cream hung on His Highness's brow.

"Smack." Japanese wiped his eyes and was about to open them, and when he was about to open them, he hung another lump of it with precision.

"Whoa" The more scheming Italian climbed up to a tree above His Highness's head, and poured a pile of baby cream on His Highness's head that had been scraped for a long time.

"Oh, don't do that," Your Highness. Diehards. The good Chinese man generally turned around to persuade and carefully rubbed a small piece of cream on His Highness's back.

……

The cream is so expensive that people are reluctant to waste it. But His Highness was too bad, and the opportunity was too rare, but unfortunately this feeling of pain and happiness did not last long, because His Highness soon opened his eyes.

As soon as His Royal Highness opened his eyes, everyone immediately dispersed, Wen Zhen smiled and took the wet wipes that had been prepared to wipe him, "Don't worry, this is a necessary process for the birthday banquet, I will accompany you to see the cake rain, ordinary people don't have this blessing to have this treatment." ”

Yan Sui thought of Bu Zhan, and the inner depression caused by that cake debut for a long time finally dissipated a little.

He suddenly grabbed Wen Zhen's hand, and didn't let her wipe it, clasped her hand in the palm of his hand, with the fruity cream on his face, lowered his head, and caught her lips.

------Off topic------

The cake will give Tian Tian a grand birthday that she will never forget.

Whether it is from the degree of pit people, or the degree of deliciousness, or the degree of specialness of the gift.

Then, the birthday star said, it's rare to have a birthday, why don't you even pay for the monthly ticket birthday gift?

Tian Tian wants to have a sweet birthday, Da Longan needs a sweet mood, we all need a sweet monthly pass, and resolutely carry out the creamy love to the end.