Looking at the girl's certificate after certificate, as well as the photos of her winning the cup after winning the award, I can't help but think of the time when I just graduated from college, although I am not a professional racing driver, but I have also teamed up with a local tyrant classmate to participate in a few competitions......

But now, what I want is a hearse driver, the hearse driver does not ask for fast, but slow, similar to playing tai chi, slow can show kung fu, because I used to drive an ambulance, just came to the hearse team to work, and I didn't know how to master the skills of driving a hearse, or Lao Zhou taught me by hand.

At first, Lao Zhou asked me to put a bowl on the floor of the co-pilot, the kind of bowl that makes offerings to the dead, which is filled with about half of the water, and goes out to run a kilometer, the first few times I drive, the water in it is basically spilled, and after slowly mastering the skills, I can finally do the water without spilling, and Lao Zhou asked me to decorate more water, about two-thirds, and then three-quarters, until the water surface is only a few millimeters away from the bowl mouth level, and I practiced for half a month to not let the full bowl of water spill.

Lao Zhou said that I am very talented, but I am self-aware, and I am far from him, I have been in Lao Zhou's car, how to describe it? It's like sitting in a stroller, being slowly pushed by your mother in the park, and it's very easy to fall asleep.

Lao Zhou said that only when the car is as stable as he is, the deceased will not cheat the corpse - it can be understood that the deceased also slept soundly.

While reminiscing, I looked at the file of the girl in the cap, and the last page was a WeChat QR code, with her mobile phone number underneath, and the tail number was three eights, which was the same as her Porsche car number.

This kind of child of a local tyrant family drives a hearse mostly to find excitement, right?

I didn't call her in a hurry, I put all the information in the co-pilot of Alpha, and drove to eat, I used to eat noodle restaurants, but now I can't, I have money, I have to go where rich people should go!

I drove to the most upscale pastry restaurant in Milan, asked for a private room, and ordered a bowl of seafood noodles, 38 a bowl.

"That's it?" The waiter looked at me in amazement.

I nodded, the waiter was a thin young man, and sneered unceremoniously: "Sir, we have a minimum consumption in the private room, if you only order one noodle, please go to the first floor and take a seat, thank you." ”

"What is the minimum spend?" I asked, I don't know about it yet, I used to come to the private room here to eat, but it was a class reunion, seven or eight people, and the consumption must be enough.

"300 yuan." The waiter held out three little fingers.

I reopened the menu, in fact, I don't like Western food very much, and I have already ordered a noodle, and I can't eat anything else, it's not a waste, I turned to the last wine page, glanced at the price, looked up and asked the waiter: "Does the consumption of drinks count?" ”

"Count, do you want a dozen bottles of snow beer?" The waiter held back a smile and asked seriously, Snow Beer is the cheapest in it, but it also costs 20 yuan a bottle, and it is a small bottle of 330 ml, which is too dark.

"Well, let's have a bottle." I pointed to the last red wine on the wine list.

“…… You're not kidding. The waiter laughed.

"Don't you think it's rude for the guest to say they're joking?" I frowned.

"2888 Cht. William, are you sure?"

I also held out three little fingers: "Three bottles." ”

Normal people will stretch out their index finger, middle finger and ring finger, and stretch out three little fingers, which represents contempt and contempt.

The waiter restrained his smile and swallowed his saliva: "Three bottles? I've ordered it! ”

I nodded, and the waiter ordered three bottles of red wine with the ordering device, and then dictated it to the main station on the walkie-talkie, lest the main station think that he had made a mistake.

"Is there anything else you need?" He finished his order and asked me again, this time with a much more humble tone.

"Hurry up and get noodles, I'm hungry."

"Howler!"

Five minutes later, the noodles and three bottles of red wine came up, and there was an extra staff member who looked like the store manager, with two mustaches, oily hair and flour, and a long-necked glassware in his hand, which was supposed to be a decanter.

"Sir, it's an honor to serve you, this wine, is it open now?" The store manager bowed slightly and asked politely.

I squatted on my chopsticks and said while eating noodles, "No, I'll take it away." ”

“…… You don't drink, do you? ”

"I'm driving, how can I drink?" I gave him a blank look.

"Then why did you order wine?"

"You ask him, why do you ask me?" I looked at the waiter again.

The store manager reacted quickly, immediately kicked the waiter out, and then asked me quietly: "Comrade, you came to visit the mispriced department, right?" ”

I waved my hand: "My funeral home." ”

The store manager looked stunned, didn't dare to ask anything more, and went out with a smile.

38 a bowl of noodles, really better than the roadside shop 8 yuan a bowl of noodles, the taste of the soup is different, after eating and drinking, I held three bottles of dead old expensive red wine downstairs to checkout, the store manager also gave me a platinum VIP card (a one-time consumption of 5000 automatically obtained), a lifetime of nine fold.

Hehe, I don't know if it's because I've lived a long time, or if this store has been around for a long time.

Back in the car, there is no trunk, I can't put such a good red wine in the coffin, I can only put it on the floor of the co-pilot, anyway, I drive more steadily, it won't be broken.

The unit didn't call me all morning, mostly because the weather was good today.

This thing is very strange, often when the weather is bad, the number of dead people in the city will increase, in addition to those patients with cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases affected by the weather, maybe the weather will also affect people's mood, according to Lao Zhou, the vast majority of suicides he pulled, are killed on rainy days.

"Rainy days go well with suicide." The lyrics seem to be sung like this.

When I returned home, there was no one at home, Xie Xin'an might still be holding a meeting for the errands, I wanted to find a place to set up a home for three red wines, but my house had no wine cabinet or wine rack, no place to put it, so I had to put it on the dining table.

Yes, Xie Xin'an said that he wanted to change to a big house, and said that there will be two people living in the future, one Li Xiaotao and one "Xiaoling", what is this Xiaoling, and she is still a mystery......