"Poor old Zhou...... You have worked hard all your life, and in the end you are still 'crushed and scattered' by your vicious ex-wife. As he spoke, Manager Yang actually sobbed, he wiped his tears, and pointed to Grandpa Zhou's ex-wife and said: "I think you are ruthless Old Zhou, thinking that even if he dies, you will have to 'crush his bones and scatter ashes', it's so vicious!" It's just that I pity this old Zhou, who ended up like this after his death......" After speaking, he cried again.

The chief manager can be described as cunning, both soft and hard, which makes Secretary Qian speechless, and it seems a little inappropriate to mention things like document regulations at this time......

"Uncle Yang, if you don't bury it again, after noon, it will be three days, this is not lucky......" This person stood beside Secretary Qian with a briefcase, like Secretary Qian's secretary.

Secretary Qian glanced at the young man carrying the briefcase, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said, "Yes, yes, yes!" Xiao Sun is right, the dead are the greatest, and the dead are the greatest...... Let's bury it quickly! ”

"It's okay to be buried, but in what way?" The chief manager looked at Grandpa Zhou's ex-wife, and there was even more coercion in his questioning tone.

After saying that, he went around and around again, and froze here again......

Seeing that it was almost past noon, it would be unlucky if the body was not buried, and the most worried was his son and daughter.

Although the two grew up in the United States, if this kind of thing happens to them, many people will choose to "rather believe it than believe it".

Especially those who are very wealthy, they are even more concerned about these feng shui things.

Grandpa Zhou's son said anxiously: "I'll double the money!" Give it all to me! After saying that, he took the lead and walked towards the coffin.

The people in the village were definitely unwilling, and several able-bodied ones were already standing in a row, blocking the coffin.

Seeing this, Grandpa Zhou's son directly ordered someone to pick up the "guy thing", and when he saw that he was about to do it with a real knife, suddenly someone in the crowd shouted: "It's past noon!" It's past noon! ”

Hearing someone shouting like this, the angry Grandpa Zhou's son "Uncle Zhou" raised his wrist and looked at his watch, his face was extremely ugly.

The chief manager saw through his mind at a glance, as if he had found a breakthrough, and said, "Aren't you drinking foreign ink?" It seems that I also fancy feng shui, since this is the case, it can't be cremated! Besides, even if it is cremated and buried now, I am afraid that a good time will pass. ”

In fact, there are still dozens of minutes to noon, and those who are watching the play outside the courtyard are not afraid of big things, so they shouted two voices casually, wanting them to make more noise......

"Don't shout, hurry up and do what you should do!" Secretary Qian said on the side, but the people watching the play inside and outside the courtyard only took two steps back at most, and no one was willing to go.

Secretary Qian naturally understands that these bankers are much more difficult to manage than those who read, and he is just making a show, after all, the head of a county is so embarrassed here, he has to say something to save a little face, right? Otherwise, how will you manage your subordinates in the future?

"Boom...... Boom......" There was a loud noise in the crowd.

"What sound?" The chief steward used his cane to push through the crowd and poked towards the source of the sound—it was coming from the coffin!

I took the opportunity to squeeze into the yard with the big anchor, Grandpa Zhou's yard is very large, and there is an old locust tree in the middle of the yard, according to feng shui, this locust tree is planted here to attract ghosts, but it is a good place for Grandpa Zhou to escape the heat and cool in summer, so it has been left until now.

Looking at the chief manager, Grandpa Zhou's ex-wife and everyone focused on the coffin placed in the "hall".

"How can there be a sound in the coffin? Could it be that Uncle Zhou is alive again? The man standing behind the chief steward said that it should be his son.

"Fart, people have been dead for three days, if you can still live, Lao Tzu will die once now!" After speaking, Manager Yang pointed to a few people behind him and said, "A few of you come over and open the coffin." ”

"It's more appropriate for his son to do this......" The others were taboo and didn't dare to say it explicitly, so they could only find a reason to shirk it.

"Afraid of a fart in broad daylight?" However, Mr. Yang was just angry, and then turned his face to Grandpa Zhou's son and said, "Zhou family, since you want to be in charge so much, then you should also do it." ”

Then the voice in the coffin stopped again, and the chief steward said, "If you don't dare, then you can stand aside." ”

Grandpa Zhou's son knew what Chief Manager Yang meant, he beckoned the two of them to come over and wanted to open it, but was stopped by the Chief Manager and said: "As his son, you have not fulfilled your filial piety during your lifetime, and you have to stretch out your hand when I see this coffin." ”

"You don't want to get an inch!" Grandpa Zhou's ex-wife said.

Grandpa Zhou's son has done such a big business, he must also be a person with some ability, he said a few words to his mother to reassure her, and then with the other three, one person and one corner, pushed hard, boom, the coffin lid was half opened, and he continued: "It's all open!" ”

As soon as Grandpa Zhou's son's voice fell, the other two people threw the coffin in their hands to the ground with an "ah", and the coffin lid at one end smashed on the ground.

The coffin lid was too heavy, and the people here let go, and Grandpa Zhou's son couldn't lift it, so the coffin lid completely slipped off the coffin.

Grandpa Zhou scolded angrily: "You two useless things? I think the money is less, and I still want to embarrass Lao Tzu! ”

"Boss, look ......at it for yourself," said the two men who had just thrown down the lid of the coffin, hiding aside and pointing into the coffin.

"If there are no flowers growing in it, I won't be able to spare you both!" After speaking, Grandpa Zhou's son looked into the coffin, his face was suddenly pale, and he staggered back a few steps, but fortunately his subordinates supported him.

"Why is this growing in there? What's going on? Grandpa Zhou's son turned his head to get an answer from his mother, but her mother was also pale and looked a little scared.

Da Anchor was like other people watching the excitement, guessing what was inside, and asked me vigorously, I was very sad when Grandpa Zhou died, and he couldn't see through right and wrong, "I don't have a perspective eye, where do I know what's inside!" ”

"O iniquity! Iniquity...... It seems that Brother Zhou has a grievance and doesn't want to leave~" Manager Yang patted his thigh, which can be described as tearful and moving......

"This old man will pretend, he wants to be a good man, and he is afraid of offending his superiors, if he said a few words for Uncle Yang back then, Uncle Yang would not be ......" The big anchor said fiercely.

What the anchor said was true, and I didn't interrupt him, and besides, it wasn't a special occasion.

"Sit up! Sit up! The son of Chief Yang pointed to the coffin in horror and said.

Grandpa Zhou seems to have really done it, and I can see half of his head on my side, which seems to be leaning against the coffin board.

Where did the others see this kind of scene, they all thought it was a corpse, and in the chaos, some people even shouted: "Who will descend the demon and destroy the demon?" ”

Manager Yang also said urgently: "If anyone knows a master, please come quickly......

At this moment, Grandpa Zhou suddenly bounced up from the coffin and choked the neck of Manager Yang at once! When I looked closely, Grandpa Zhou had grown several black lotus flowers, and the lotus flowers were as black as charcoal.

"It's really fucking ...... grown," said the anchor.

Manager Yang was directing the "battle" with his back to the coffin, but he didn't know that he was pinched from the back by Grandpa Zhou, who had deceived the corpse......

Mr. Yang is not stupid, he can figure out who pinched himself with his toes, the bones that were already old and weak, were pinched by this, and he was so frightened that he couldn't hold the crutches steadily, his distorted expression was speechless, and the horns at the corners of his mouth kept pulling up and down with the trembling mouth, and soon formed a white foam sticking to the side of his mouth, making a "woo woo lur" sound.

Although there are no less than 100 people watching the excitement, but the straight corpse is standing in front of me, the shock and fear are indescribable, and the degree of fear varies from person to person......

People are like this, even if the gods they worship every day, if they suddenly appear in front of their eyes one day, they will be frightened, let alone a living corpse?

"Who is the demon making waves again?"

"Daxian, come and save me......" Manager Yang squeezed out a few words from his mouth with difficulty.

Why is it called this great immortal? Because this person was wearing a Taoist robe, he spoke one after another, and he didn't seem to be afraid when he saw Grandpa Zhou's corpse, so he casually took out a peachwood sword from behind his back, and drew it in the air, reciting incantations silently, and reverberating his words.

"Daxian, Daxian, please save my father......" Several anxious middle-aged men approached the Taoist priest and pleaded.

"Traveling here today, I saw the yin qi around here, so I came here to kill demons for you!" The Taoist priest stopped waving the sword in his hand and began to chatter...... I also want to forget that saving people is the first thing.

"This Taoist priest wants to show off, can't he save people first and then show off?" The big anchor can't stand it anymore.

Although the Taoist priest preached a long list of great truths, he did not seem to be in the first aid of people, but blatantly asked for a tip, and said that he needed this thing when he traveled around the world......

"Lao Fan, aren't we going to make a move?" Big Anchor asked me.

"What's the deal? How nice it is to watch a play here. I said.

"But it's Grandpa Zhou above, can you bear to see Grandpa Zhou not be at peace after he dies?" Big Anchor said.

"Grandpa Zhou didn't suffer a loss, let it play again." As soon as I finished speaking, the Taoist priest seemed to have gained a benefit, and then picked up the wooden sword and stabbed at Grandpa Zhou.

The wooden sword went straight into Grandpa Zhou's forehead, and I don't know if it was the carelessness of this Taoist priest, or if the level of the newcomer was limited, the peach wood sword was actually broken! Lao Tzu almost didn't laugh out loud, and the terrifying atmosphere was instantly brought out by this Taoist priest......

However, this Taoist priest seems to have some ability, otherwise how dare he spit out such a big "bull b" in front of so many people?

"I didn't expect you to have two more hits as a brute, it seems that I can't show mercy to your subordinates!" After speaking, he took out a yellow talisman from his sleeve, swiped it twice on the broken sword, and stabbed at Grandpa Zhou again!