It's not enough to have a coffin, I also have to know the time and place of Li Xiaotao's burial, so I can have a tanuki to change the prince. So, I went back to the backyard, Li Xiaotao's body had been pushed out, and the group followed behind the small iron car, looking like they were going to be cremated?

In some places, burial is permissible, but it is certainly not possible to bury the body directly underground, which will cause environmental pollution, and it is necessary to cremate first, and then put the ashes into a coffin to make a tomb similar to a clothed grave.

However, Li Xiaotao can't be cremated yet, because according to local customs, after cremation, it is the burial link, and my coffin for replacement is not ready yet!

Thinking of this, I walked a few steps, caught up with the Li family's team, pulled Xiao Tao's father aside, and handed him a Huazi: Uncle Li, are you going to be buried today?

Well, storing the corpse here with you, one more day, more than a thousand dollars! Xiaotao's father grinned, it turned out that he was distressed about money, so he was in a hurry to cremate Li Xiaotao.

I was afraid of revealing my true intentions, so I pretended to be unrelated to myself, and said casually: According to your daughter's life, it is more appropriate not to bury her for the first three days, and the fourth day is just right, so you can prosper the family, and it's okay, for people like Xiao Tao who died unnaturally, because the patrol room has to be autopsied, so the rent of the morgue freezer should be paid by them, you just need to go through the formalities and save for as many days as you want, and you don't have to spend a penny.

Under my two-pronged coercion and temptation, Xiao Tao's father was tempted and took a puff of cigarette: Buried two days later, can it really prosper our family?

I chuckled and said, "Logically speaking, it will definitely be prosperous."

That, that...... On the issue of expenses, Xiao Tao's father made a gesture to count the banknotes, and seemed a little embarrassed, who to reimburse? I have been charged 2,500 yuan just now, what freezer usage fee, and management fee!

You have to take the receipt and go to the patrol house. I said nonsense, there is no such rule, unless the patrol room offers to keep the body for examination, the family of the deceased does not need to pay the additional cost of the morgue, but the extension of the period, the patrol room does not need to spend money.

Because of the storage of corpses for a few more days, it is just a little electricity bill, the so-called management fee, the administrator Lao Qin earns a fixed salary, one corpse is also watched, and two corpses are also guarded, and there is no additional cost.

It's all the name here, the unspoken rules, the self-supporting unit, there is no way, we have to generate income, we have to eat.

I still have to find a patrol room...... Little Peach's father scratched his head, a little troublesome, or not.

That's it, Uncle Li, I see that you are middle-aged and widowed, and it is quite pitiful, you give me the receipt, I will give you the money, and I will report the account with the patrol room, do you have WeChat? I took out my mobile phone, I used to have no more than 1,000 yuan in WeChat all year round, now? Old rich!

The little peach dad was stunned for a moment, and turned his sorrow into joy: Okay, good, thank you, big brother!

I transferred 2,500 yuan to Little Tao's father and pretended to collect his receipt.

The little peach dad trotted towards the team of relatives, shouting while chasing: Don't refine (cremation), don't practice, this big brother will look at things, he said, you have to bury it the day after tomorrow!

He was the main victim, and the family members must listen to him, and the team pushed Li Xiaotao back to the morgue with a hula and a cheer.

Little Peach's father crossed his waist, as if he had become rich overnight: Xiao Shengzi, adjust the temperature of that and that iron coffin to the lowest, don't let my little peach be hot, anyway, we don't need to spend electricity money!

I struck while the iron was hot, and asked my little peach father about the burial, I had to know where to bury it, so I could do it in advance.

Little Tao's father said that he was going to be buried on the hill east of their village, where there was a circle of ancestral graves in their village.

It's okay to go up the hill, but you'd better find someone to see the location of the burial, if you rush it, it will backfire, not only will it not prosper your family, but it will also bring bad luck to the men of your family. I scared him.

Little Peach's father reacted quite quickly: Big brother, don't you understand this! Can you just help me take a look?

But I'm busy, and I'm pretending to excuse myself, so you'd better find something else.

Don't, big brother! Help others to the end, and you can give pointers, or ...... Little Peach Paptus, I'll give you two cigarettes!

That's all I smoked. I flicked the ash of my cigarette and laughed.

The little peach dad glanced at the words on the butt of the cigarette, and for the future of their Li family, he stomped his feet and his heart was horizontal: Okay! Give you two Huazi!

Originally, I wanted to refuse, but I was afraid that if I didn't accept the gift, he would become suspicious and do things with greedy people, and I had to learn to be greedy before he could trust me.

Deal, uncle, you can go back first, I will go to your village tomorrow morning, help look at the cemetery, and call you before I arrive. I shook Little Peach's big rough hand and coaxed them away.

Their village is called Zhaojia Village, I know that place, last autumn, I went there to pull a dead man, the village is not far from the city, it can be reached in 20 minutes by car, and I also remember that there is indeed a bare hill in the east of the village, and there are no less than 100 small graves scattered on it, among which there are several new graves, dotted with a lot of wreaths and garlands, and it looks very beautiful from a distance.

After the Li family left, I began to think about how to replace it the day after tomorrow, and after thinking about it, gradually, a seamless damage trick came to mind......

Didi, WeChat prompt, I'll check, there's a new friend added, called Anxin, okay, I know who you are.

After adding, the other party showed up typing, and soon, a line of small letters with Pikachu's skin typed: I forgot to tell you that Peach's body cannot be cremated.

I wondered: no cremation? Directly bury the body?

That's the law!

Xie Xin'an: When cremation, you find a dog instead, give the dog's ashes to the family, and then put Xiao Tao's body into your red coffin, bury it for seven days, and then dig it out.

How does it feel like pickling the process?

Wait! She said the red coffin, I specially, it seems that I made a mistake with the boss, so I quickly called and changed the white to red, and the boss said that the coffin board has not been shipped yet, and it is the last step to hurry, and painting is the last step.

After confirming the color of the coffin, I asked Xie Xin'an again: On this hot day, won't it stink after seven days of burial?

Xie Xin'an: I'll leave this to me, you just have to bury it.

It turned out that she would talk about me in WeChat, and she used to call herself Benge.

She is the leader, just listen to her arrangement, so I didn't ask more.

Until five o'clock, I didn't get out of the car again, and there was dinner in the evening, so I used WeChat to find Xie Xin'an: Where are you, adult, it's time to go to the banquet.

Xie Xin'an took a photo, home style, exquisite decoration, in the photo, a girl in a nightdress is holding a plate of fruit, and her expression is a little puzzled - it's Fang Yuan!

Depend on! She actually passed ahead of schedule!

I hurriedly got in the car, drove to the community where Fang Yuan's house was located, arrived in fifteen minutes, called Fang Yuan, asked what building it was, Fang Yuan said that Building 6 was 106, the hearse was not good to drive into such a high-end community, I parked the Cadillac in the alley opposite, registered into the community, found Building 6, and knocked on the door.

Fang Yuan opened the door, grinning at me without smiling, his eyes flicked back, and said in a strange manner: Your girlfriend came over first.