Chapter Seventy-Four: The Strange Fat Man
"Still going for ice cream?" After going out, I asked Liu Rumei.
Liu Rumei pursed her lips and said, "What to eat, I am angry." ”
I smiled and said, "It's already happening, it's useless to dwell on it, and in this situation like now, you don't have to go on a blind date tomorrow." ”
Liu Rumei nodded and sighed: "Alas! Shi Boren is very good, how did he give birth to such a loser? ”
She complained about it, and I couldn't pick it up, so I could only laugh with her.
Liu Rumei picked up her mobile phone and dialed a number, and quickly connected: "Uncle Qiao?" …… Well...... Something happened to the club, please contact Manager Zheng specifically, I hope it can be solved properly...... Good...... Good...... I'm waiting for your news...... Goodbye......"
After making the call, Liu Rumei did not spread out and held my arm, but directly pulled me and said, "Go, go back to the store, you will only be angry outside." ”
"Hmm."
The two of us walked away slowly, always feeling like someone was watching us from behind. I glanced back and saw a person standing at the door of the club from a distance, it was Shi Xiaohu.
……
When I got back to the store, there was a person sitting next to the tea table, and I exclaimed, "Dead fatty, where have you died these days?" ”
When the fat man saw me, he didn't argue as usual, but stood up and walked quickly to me, and hugged me with open arms.
This sudden hug made me a little stunned, I looked at the fat man who had taken a step back and was looking me up and down with his eyes, I always felt that this thing looked weird, but the person in front of me was definitely fat, absolutely not wrong, even the taste on the body was right.
I asked, "Fatty, what's wrong with you?" ”
The fat man didn't answer the question, he muttered in his mouth: "Waste, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay......"
I feel inexplicable, what does it mean that I'm fine, is it that the fat man has been out outside for the past two days and his brain has been stimulated and talking nonsense?
Unexpectedly, after the fat man muttered a few words at me, he moved his gaze to Liu Rumei, and he said to Liu Rumei with a complicated expression: "Yezi, it's all my fault for being bad, it's me who hurt the waste......"
This time, not only was I confused, but Liu Rumei was also confused. Her milk name Fat Man absolutely doesn't know, but just now the fat man shouted clearly word by word, what's going on, is this fat man downwind? And what did he just say that he hurt me? Where did it hurt me, how did I not know?
In short, the fat man babbled for a long time, and didn't explain it to us at all, leaving the two of us confused with a capital letter. I wonder if this thing has learned bad again, learned new prank tricks out there, and came back to make fun of the two of us.
I took out a large enamel jar from under the tea table, which was a teacup for the fat man, and then took a large glass of water and put it in front of the fat man. The fat man was quiet now, and when he saw that I had poured water for him, he didn't say anything, but picked up the jar and drank it all.
It's right that he's fat, and there's nothing wrong with even drinking water, but why do I always feel that he's weird.
"Yezi, is the Vermilion Bird gall still with you?" After the fat man drank the water, he was even more confused when he opened his mouth to ask.
Liu Ru was puzzled, frowned and asked, "Wang Bo, what Vermilion Bird gall?" ”
The fat man seemed to remember something, patted his head, and said, "Look at my memory, it's that bead, red, let's get the one back on the lonely mountain." ”
Liu Rumei suddenly said, "Here, what's wrong?" ”
As if he had received some good news, the fat man nodded happily and said, "Put it away, you must put it away." ”
"Hmm." Liu Rumei nodded, and then asked, "Wang Bo, what did you just say about Vermilion Bird Gall, have you figured out what that thing is?" ”
The fat man shook his head and said, "I don't know, this is what the waste told me." ”
"Me?" I looked at the fat man very confused.
He nodded, and continued, "Yes, you told me that thing is very important, and let me tell me that the leaves must be put away." ”
"Wait." I made a gesture to stop, and then said, "Let me do it first, it's too messy, it hurts." ”
I asked the fat man, "How do you call her Yezi?" ”
The fat man looked at me and said, "You keep shouting like this, and I just shout along, what?" Can't I call this name? ”
"Yes......" can be yes, why do I feel off-topic, I thought for a while and said, "No, I've only been shouting for less than a day, why do I keep shouting?" Besides, I don't think I've ever shouted in front of you at all, right? ”
Hearing me say this, the fat man looked at me like a monster, and then asked Liu Rumei: "Yezi, is this stupid?" ”
"You're stupid...... This time I was babbling, and I couldn't understand what you were talking about. I didn't wait for Liu Rumei to answer, I reached out and slapped the fat man on the shoulder, and then asked the fat man: "Don't talk about other things first, you can tell me where you have been in the past few days." ”
The fat man pouted and said, "I'm going to follow Wen Xianbao." ”
"What?" I was surprised and asked, "Are you also in the lonely mountain these days?" ”
The fat man asked with a puzzled face: "Why am I going to Lonely Mountain?" ”
I asked, "Wen Xianbao has been in Lonely Mountain for the past few days, where did you follow him if you didn't go to Lonely Mountain?" ”
The fat man continued to wonder: "He is in Hedong City, I have been staring at it, and I have not left in the past few days." ”
"......" I was speechless by the fat man's words, and suddenly remembered that Qiao Er pretended to be Wen Xianbao, could it be that the fat man was following Qiao Er? So I continued to ask: "Fat man, the person you have been following in Hedong these days, is it the Qiao Er you met pretending to be Wen Xianbao before?" ”
"Qiao Er?" The fat man's appearance was already extremely confused, he frowned and said, "I am indeed following Wen Xianbao, besides, isn't Qiao Er already dead in Stone City?" Waste, what nonsense are you talking about? ”
"What?" I was also confused by the fat man's words, and the conversation between the two was completely incorrect. I don't understand why the fat man repeatedly affirmed that the person he was following was Wen Xianbao, and how he said that Qiao Er had died in Stone Town, and the word Stone City had appeared in that strange letter before, could there be any connection between the two.
I tried to calm myself down, and after thinking about it carefully, I asked, "Fatty, let's not talk about this first, you tell me first, did you send the phone back before?" ”
The fat man nodded: "Yes, didn't you ask me to send it?" ”
"What?" I was a little unsettled again, and asked, "When will I ask you to send me my mobile phone?" ”
The fat man said: "Didn't you say before that if there are special circumstances, you want to send a token to the store, and I have nothing else on me, so I can only send you my mobile phone." ”
"I wipe ......" I wanted to curse, and asked the fat man: "I said are you stupid?" Isn't it nice for you to call me on your phone? You want to send me your phone for wool and want me to charge you? ”
The fat man looked at me puzzled and said, "The mobile phone can't be used, isn't this what you told me?" ”
"I%#%#%......" I was completely devastated by the fat man, and then asked: "When did I tell you that my phone can't be used?" ”
The fat man thought about it very seriously, and then said: "When I went to the desert, it's been a long time, I can't remember the specific time, anyway, I haven't used my phone since then." ”
"Desert?" It was another word that stirred my nerves, and I patted my forehead with my hand to make sense of the mess.
"That's right!" The fat man took a picture of the tea case and said: "I remember, it was after the last time I went to Unit 653, you said that the mobile phone is easy to be monitored and located, and you say that you will not be allowed to use it." ”
"Huh?" I don't know what to say anymore, why is this still involved in the army, and I have never heard of this number before, even if the fat man talks nonsense, this is too bizarre, right? These things are still thrown aside, first to verify some things that can be on the number, after I thought of this, I asked the fat man: "Even if you can't use a mobile phone, wouldn't it be nice to borrow a phone from the side of the road and call me?" ”
The fat man scratched his head at this time, smiled "hehe" and said, "I can't remember your number......"
"Hmm......" What a simple reason, I was speechless, and after thinking about it, I asked, "Then what does the note you send back mean?" ”
"Note?" The fat man was confused, then thought about it and said, "You said I wrote a message? ”
"Hmm."
"I don't mean anything else, it's just to report safety......"
"Uh...... All right. "I was defeated by the fat man's simple idea again.
The fat man scratched his head and asked, "Waste, don't just ask me some inexplicable questions, how did you come back?" ”
"Me?" I don't know how to answer the fat man, I feel that the fat man or my own thinking is confused, and there is no point between myself and the fat man's words, so the dialogue is very bull's head and horse's mouth. I think that in order to figure this out, we have to start with what both of us went through, and then work backwards little by little.
After thinking about it, I said, "Fatty, do you remember what happened to Li Er's house?" ”
The fat man asked, "Are you asking about Li's second son marrying a daughter-in-law?" ”
"Hmm."
The fat man pouted and said, "It's been a long time, but I'm not Alzheimer's, how can I not remember?" ”
I wondered, "How long has it been?" It didn't take long! ”
The fat man looked up and thought about it, muttering, "It's been a whole year, I remember coming out of the hospital this time last year......"
I think the fat man does have a problem with his brain, this is obviously what happened just a few days ago, why has it been a year, is he being instilled with a year's memory in his head? But is this a possibility? Or is the person in front of him not a fat man, but someone is pretending to be him and deliberately disturbing the audio-visual?
Thinking of this, I suddenly reached out and pinched the fat man's face, he was caught off guard by my pinch, I pulled the fat man's face hard, trying to see if it was a mask, but it didn't work.
"Yikes!"
The fat man screamed, and hurriedly slapped my hand with his hand, shouting, "Dead waste, what kind of madness do you have, let go quickly." ”
After I spread my hand, I looked at the fat man and said to Liu Rumei next to me: "The fat man is stupid, let's contact the hospital quickly......"
Liu Rumei, who had been silent all along, finally spoke, but her words made me feel that the stupid person might not only be a fat person, but maybe me.
Liu Rumei said: "No, what he said is the truth, the coming fact. ”