After some careful consideration, I decided to change my plan and no longer save money, but to have fun in a timely manner, earn as much as I want, and spend as much as I wanted, so that if I fart one day, I won't regret that I didn't spend all my money!

My father died early, I don't even have much of an impression of him, my mother has long since remarried, reorganized the family, people in the south, every time during the Chinese New Year, she will come back to see me, from high school to now, every year (she paid me the down payment on my house), so my feelings for her are relatively weak.

What's the use of me saving money? Do you want to get married? It's not like I don't have a house!

Thinking about this "big event", I am relieved a lot about the recent frequent contact with ghosts, and I look down on life and death, so if I don't accept it, I'll do it!

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the colleagues of the convoy came back one after another, someone guarded the phone, and I no longer stayed at the funeral home, anyway, I could take the bus with me - this car is too dazzling to drive, and the car is not in good condition (almost 30 years old), it rings everywhere, the carburetor engine, it is difficult to light in winter, or I change the car?

I don't have to pay for it at the funeral home, I buy it myself, and the private car is for public use, so I guess the leader won't object to it, right?

I called the leader in charge of our team, stated my thoughts, the leader thought about it, and said: "It's not that you can't, the car should really be replaced, but you can't let you pay for it at your own expense, so let's do it, the unit out of 200,000, the model you choose, if it exceeds 200,000, then you fill in a little, the car still has to be attached to the funeral home, but the body does not need to be labeled with the word funeral home, you can usually drive it yourself, as a private car." ”

"Thank you, leader." I hung up the phone with a smile, it's good, and I gave a subsidy of 200,000 yuan, which is our unit, which is relatively rich, and financially independent, easy to do.

I was afraid that I would not be able to finish the car purchase procedures today and delay my work, so I still drove a Cadillac and went to the city's car 4S shop street to choose a model.

The leader's meaning, let me choose a car in the early 200,000s, and I don't have to fill in how much money I have, but am I the kind of person who takes advantage of the unit?

One step in place, Toyota Alpha, is the kind of nanny car that many celebrities like (I can't choose a car), 820,000, the tax price is 910,000, there is just a current car, directly take the full amount, next door is the traffic management office, a temporary car license, the whole process, less than half an hour, 4S lady praised me, is the fastest customer she has ever received.

No way, rich, it's so arrogant!

After completing the formalities, I went back to the 4S shop and asked the repairman to help me remove the five seats in the back, and then, the metal coffin in the Cadillac was transferred to the Alpha, which was fixed with screws, just screwed directly, and there was no need for welding, because it involved "white things", the masters were unwilling to do it, I gave them two thousand yuan each, and I didn't want to pinch my nose and do it.

But Cadillac's five-zero license plate, I didn't apply to transfer to this car, and the license plate is more eye-catching than the car!

After the modification, I drove this perhaps the most luxurious hearse in the hot summer home, this time, there was no special treatment on the road, the social vehicle no longer gave way to me, and a motorcycle patrol saw that I did not have a sign, and stopped to check my procedures, but when he saw the metal coffin in the back seat, he immediately saluted and let go, and did not look at the formalities.

In the hot summer, the dead are great, and the reverence of the living for the dead is innate, all classes.

Back in my neighborhood, Xie Xin'an's Audi was parked downstairs, but the curtains on the second floor were tightly closed, and she didn't seem to like light.

I rushed upstairs to see if that "Xiaoling" was at home, maybe like Xie Xin'an, she was also a beauty, even if it was a ghost, she couldn't "use", but it was also eye-catching!

However, I was disappointed by the facts, only Xie Xin'an was at home, nestled on the sofa in the living room, still reading the book "The Fifteenth Year of Wanli".

"Is there anything scheduled for the evening?" She asked me.

"Go to Li Xiaotao's house."

Xie Xin'an nodded: "Oh, I originally planned to ask you to watch a movie." ”

"Do you watch ghost movies?" I laughed and said, I want to go, but I really can't, in the first half of the night tonight, my time is full.

Xie Xin'an looked at me, smiled without saying a word, changed his posture, and continued to read.

"I'm going to take a shower." I said, after a day of tossing and turning, I drilled into the trunk, and I was a little dirty.

When I was in the shower, I took off the band-aid and tried to change it, but when I washed away the blood around the wound, I was surprised to find that the wound had completely healed and there was no trace at all!

I think this must have something to do with Xie Xin'an, I am her subordinate, and she should have the duty to protect me, just like when facing the white-faced man on the second floor of the café - she must have secretly helped me heal the wound, but I don't know what kind of spell she used.

It's good, I don't have to worry about the wound being infected, and I don't know if it will be the same if I get injured in the future.

After taking a shower, when I passed by the living room wrapped in a bath towel, Xie Xin'an looked at me directly, I thought it was my bath towel not wrapped tightly, I looked down at myself, it was very strict, it didn't go away, Gollum, she actually swallowed her saliva, could it be that she was hungry for my body?

Scared, I quickly slipped into my bedroom and changed into a comfortable sportswear to do things at night.

"My lord, what do you eat at night?" I came out and asked while wiping my hair.

"Ordered takeout, what about you?" Xie Xin'an regained his dignity, holding the book and pretending to look at it.

"I'm not hungry yet, let's talk about it when I'm hungry." I said, she just eats it, and I don't have to worry about it.

"I want to eat fish porridge tomorrow morning." Xie Xin'an suddenly took a mouthful.

"Fish porridge ......" I thought about it, it was something from the south, and it didn't seem to be sold in the city, "Will you make it?" ”

Xie Xin'an shook his head innocently: "Watching someone eat it on TV, I think it should taste good, you can make it for me." ”

“…… Good. I smiled bitterly, after all, it is a family member, and when people make a request, they naturally have to meet it, and the monthly salary of 40,000 yuan is not so easy to earn.

Downstairs, I drove a new hearse and went to Yincheng Street, the paint of the coffin had dried, and the boss helped me put it into the hearse and asked me what else I needed?

"You can help me find two best workers who have done white things." I said, if you dig your own pit, you have to dig for half a night.

The owner of the coffin shop has a wider network than me in this regard (I only know people at the boss level, and he can find specific jobs), and soon called two workers, saying that they are coffin bearers who have been working with his coffin shop for a long time, and some of them have strength.

I talked about the night's work tasks and asked the two eldest brothers to make a price, and they discussed it and asked for 500 yuan each.

I nodded, pulled them off, and when I passed by a bank, I went to the ATM and withdrew 6,000 in cash, and each person gave 3,000, and the extra 2,500 was considered hush money.

The two eldest brothers are experts, and they don't ask what they shouldn't ask, so they collected the money beautifully, and became dumb throughout the whole process.

When I arrived at Li Xiaotao's village, it was still dark, so I parked my car in a hidden place, played with the two eldest brothers for a while to fight the landlord, and lost more than 1,000 yuan to them.

At eight o'clock in the evening, it was finally dark, I took them up the mountain, and came to the tomb of Li Xiaotao located during the day.

I took out the drawings and showed them to the two eldest brothers, they understood, went down to the grave, took out a new rectangle from the side, and used wooden sticks to prop up the space to prevent it from collapsing, after digging the pit, the three of us worked together to carry the big red coffin up the hill, sink into the grave, and push into the hidden space, and then made a thin partition with the fiberboard that had been prepared, and then laid soil outside, sealed, in fact, one foot can kick it open, but normal people will not go into the grave to try his foot.

After getting the fake coffin, I dragged them back to the city, put them down, and came to the funeral home alone, found Brother Feng, who was on night duty at night, explained the matter of tomorrow morning, and gave him some benefit fees.

After coming out of the funeral home, I went to the dog market in the south of the city, bought a big dog that had just died of illness (contacted during the day), wrapped it in a paper coffin, smuggled it back to the funeral home, and hid it in a hidden place.

I checked my schedule, and it seemed like it was all over.

At eleven o'clock, tonight is relatively quiet, there is no phone to look for me, I went to the duty room to go around, and was about to go to the fish market to buy a fish, Fang Yuan turned on the phone and asked me where I was.

"What about the unit, what's the matter, it's been relieved?" I asked.

"No, I've been groggy all day, and I won't drink with you in the future!"

"Have you heard about the case during the day today?" I took the initiative to ask if I should show off in front of beautiful women or show off - the main thing is that I can't help but show off.

"I heard that! They say you're hurt? Seriously not? ”

"It's not serious, it's basically fine."

"Hmm...... I want to go out for a walk, can you accompany me? ”

Look, beautiful women have hero complexes, and she began to take the initiative to ask me out.

"Okay, I'll pick you up at your house." I started the car, planned the path in my mind, went to Fang Yuan's house, happened to pass by the fish market, turned around and bought a big herring, chilled it, and put it in the trunk.

Soon arrived at Fang Yuan's house, got out of the car, and was about to lock the car, inadvertently, I saw that on the inner wall of the metal coffin behind me, handwriting appeared again!

However, this time it was not red, but black, as if written with a brush, four characters.

It stinks, take it away!

Looking at the handwriting, it is the same person who wrote me a hint with lipstick before.

Unexpectedly, after changing the trolley, that "thing" still followed.

I was just a little surprised, but I didn't feel too scared, and after thinking about it, I started by asking, "Are you talking about fish?" ”

After saying that, I stared at the inner wall, and sure enough, it began to write, and Nima, who could also speak English, wrote a "yes!" ”

I quickly took the box of fish out of the coffin, where to put it...... The co-pilot is also not suitable, and Fang Yuan will sit in a while.

Hey, there's a luggage rack on the roof, tie it up, and the length is just right.

After tying the fish, I looked at the inner wall again to see if there was any new indication for "it", but no, even the previous handwriting was gone.

I clapped my hands with satisfaction, the cooperation is quite good, so it's easy to talk about it!

Called Fang Yuan, and two minutes later, she came out at the door of the community in a casual suit, and pierced her head with a ball, which looked very cute under the dim light.

"Where do you want to go?" I asked.

"Let's watch a movie, okay?" Fang Yuan tilted his head and asked expectantly.

Watching a movie? Xie Xin'an seems to have mentioned this request to me, why do they both want to watch a movie tonight?

"What's going on tonight?" I asked.

"Midnight Bell, the reset version, I heard it's good-looking!"

“…… Well, that, do you mind multiple people watching it together? I asked tentatively.

"Mind me!" Fang Yuan bluntly rejected my idea of inviting Xie Xin'an.

I shrugged my shoulders and didn't dare to say anything more, the two of them got in the car, went to the cinema, bought tickets and entered the No. 1 screening hall, it was already late at night, not many people dared to watch this film in the middle of the night, there were only five or six people in the screening room, Fang Yuan and I sat down, the big screen just finished playing the advertisement, turned off the lights, and entered the opening credits.

Fang Yuan was a little nervous, his little hands grabbed my sleeve tightly, and half of his head was hidden behind my shoulder.

"Before you started, you're afraid of being like this?"

The above sentence is not what I said! It's coming from behind! Scared my mind!

Fang Yuan and I turned around almost at the same time, only to see a beautiful woman sitting there leisurely with Erlang's legs crossed and a large bucket of popcorn in her hand.

"Lord Bai, when did you come?" Fang Yuan was surprised.

Finished! I told Xie Xin'an that I was not free tonight and couldn't accompany her to watch a movie, but I took Fang Yuan to watch the movie, and Xie Xin'an was arrested......