"Snort."

"Lawyer Kui Yiyi, do you need to pick your teeth?"

"Little brother, please call me Xiao Bao in the future."

"This, I, is a little unspeakable."

"Where's my brother-in-law?"

"Your brother-in-law is worried about disturbing our time, so he went to the backyard and sorted out the flowers and plants."

"Just let him be there, tonight the two of us are like a cave house, one of the three happy events in life."

"Lawyer Kui Yiyi, I'm afraid this is a bit bad, let your distant brother-in-law live there, but the backyard is a cemetery."

"You must know that the fertilizer water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, our villa is designed in strict accordance with the ancient big family, the two sides are strictly symmetrical, only the palace is this layout, in addition, the cemetery is because it is too terrifying to go to the crematorium, and it is buried directly under the ground, so as to enter the ground for peace."

"But there are a lot of bacteria growing in the soil, so there is the name of a coffin."

"Look at what you're talking about, as if I don't understand, tell you, I know more than you do, who made me a lawyer, hehe. Then buy me a coffin. The bed made of the coffin must be different from Sonny, let her be next door, always learn from me, the decoration style, exactly the same, I hate it to death. ”

"Lawyer Kui Yiyi."

As soon as the man in charge of the dozens of salespeople spoke, Kui Yiyu immediately glared at him.

"No, I should be called, called Xiao Ming. Now Lawyer Sunny will no longer imitate you after the cemetery is found in the backyard of your villa, and as for the coffin, there is no need to sleep so much, although there is currently a prison experience hotel, and there are also coffin experience games, but I always feel that the kind of less mainstream thinking, not advisable, just blindly pursuing excitement, in the end can only destroy others and benefit themselves. For example, there is an extreme enthusiast in Defan City, who was unfortunately killed a few days ago while continuing to climb the Everest hornet. ”

"That client seems to have embarrassed Wei Chi Leirou in the past, but it's a pity that he finally entrusted Yunshan Law Firm to represent him in the case, tsk."

"Xiao Ming, do you know all this?"

"Of course, who made me a lawyer? In my circle of friends, all of them are lawyers, just such a little news, it can be rare for me, I'm afraid I know it earlier than the report in the news. ”

"Xiao Ming, therefore, you still don't sleep in the coffin, you must know that the coffin is not mixed with the outside world for bacteria, it is estimated that it is a particularly tight kind, and it is buckled, once it can't be opened, you really use it, not just sleep in it."

"Coffin coffin, another meaning, promotion and wealth, my current identity is not something that ordinary people can control. Let me tell you this, I didn't have setbacks before, and I also had all the money and all the experience of hanging on my body, and even from Defan to the capital, I only had a few hundred yuan, and I survived, so that I have no worries about food and clothing now, shouldn't I treat myself well, work so hard? Bring me my phone. ”

"Xiao Ming, you have dozens of mobile phones, each of which has a calling card, so which one do you want?"

"Bring me everything, I'm going to tease my brother-in-law, and after that, you'll distribute it to those salespeople,"

"Really? All right. ”

Subsequently, the distant brother-in-law's mobile phone received dozens of phone calls, all of which rang and hung up.

"Who's ......"