Seeing that I was indifferent, Xie Xin'an grabbed my hand and put it on the leg of her trousers: "Hurry up, it's hard to tie it to your body." ”

Perhaps, I can understand this as a "command", I try to wander my eyes in other directions, pinch her trouser leg, as for what scene is inside, I don't see it, what is white, straight and long, what style, what pattern, whether it is translucent, I can't see it.

It may be the relationship between the custom-made trousers, in order to reflect the designer's cleverness (showing the body shape), it is indeed very tight, and it took me a lot of effort to successfully free it, and in the process, I dragged Xie Xin'an to the end of the bed about ten centimeters.

Finally finished, I hung the trousers on the hanger, Xie Xin'an hummed twice, turned over and lay on his side, with his back to my back curve, which is somewhat similar to Fang Yuan's, which can be regarded as a golden curve, because, I don't see where to drum more, where to be thinner, all parts are just the right shape.

I silently admired it for a few seconds, but finally reluctantly covered her with the quilt, quietly exited the bedroom, and closed the door.

In the office outside, in addition to the smell of wine, there is also some sandalwood fragrance, which may be emitted by the solid wood furniture in the room, my grandfather is a carpenter, when he was a child, he was exposed to the old man, for woodworking furniture, I also know some, visual inspection of this office, just these solid wood furniture, decoration, no 500,000, is absolutely not down.

I don't know if this money is from the funeral home or the prefecture.

I was nervous for several hours, at this moment, the effect of alcohol, some regression, plus sandalwood mixed with Xie Xin'an's body fragrance, smoked I was a little dizzy, I sat in Xie Xin'an's office chair, she actually had a computer, but it didn't turn on, I didn't dare to open it, for fear of touching the secrets of the underworld, there is a pair of fluffy slippers under my feet, pink, already a little old (something in the yang world, it should be bought by a certain treasure), it seems that this is where Xie Xin'an often stays.

I leaned back in my chair, but my head felt more and more groggy, and after a while, I fell asleep......

When I woke up again, there was no change in my surroundings, I thought it was only half an hour, but when I looked at my watch, it was already more than seven o'clock in the morning, I got up, stretched my waist, opened the curtains and looked down, this is not a different world, it is the third floor of the funeral home, outside is the parking lot, my Cadillac, facing the direction of the window.

The comrades of the funeral parlor went to work early - because the farewell ceremony is usually held in the morning - the people outside came in and out, some were my colleagues, some were the families of the deceased, I opened the window and alarmed the two colleagues below, it was two little girls from the logistics department (selling flowers, wreaths, elegiac couplets, etc.), they looked at me in surprise, one of them knew me, looked up and asked: "Wu Fu, why did you go to the third floor?" ”

"Uh......" I was thinking about how to answer, suddenly, a cold hand on my shoulder, I turned my head to see, it was sleepy-eyed Xie Xin'an, hair messy, this thing is not too cold, just wear such a small suspender, hook my neck, scratch my head, while looking down with me.

"Oh!!!" The two girls downstairs "understood in seconds" and entered the office building with a smile.

"Uncle, I've ruined my innocence!" I smiled helplessly, but in fact, my heart was still beautiful, because even if Xie Xin'an just got up, her appearance can kill all beings in seconds, and I was misunderstood by forming a CP with her, and I have a sense of accomplishment.

Xie Xin'an smiled disapprerovingly, let go of me, looked up and asked, "Why didn't you leave?" ”

"Fell asleep at your desk." I'll be honest.

"Ahh Xie Xin'an was shocked, "You didn't turn on my computer!" ”

“…… No, what's wrong? ”

"That's good, that's good!" Xie Xin'an patted her chest, her face was crimson, it seems that I guessed correctly, there must be a lot of secrets in the computer, but it may not be related to her work.

"Thank you for taking care of Ben Ge last night," Xie Xin'an regained his calm and coldness, "As a token of gratitude, Ben Ge invited you to have morning tea." ”

I was about to say no, but Xie Xin'an made a "don't say no" gesture, turned around and went back to the bedroom to change clothes.

Three minutes later, the two of them went downstairs to the parking lot, and I was about to take out the keys to the Cadillac, but Xie Xin'an waved his hand: "Your car is too dazzling, take the car of the pavilion." ”

"You have a car, too?" I was amazed that I had never seen her drive before.

Xie Xin'an smiled smugly and walked over to a brand-new white Audi A6 sedan.

It seems that the coffin staff of the underworld have similar tastes to the yang world, and they all like this, what kind of standard coffin cars such as Accord, Passata, and A6.

I sat in the co-pilot, the car was very new, and there was a strong smell of leather, Xie Xin'an skillfully started, geared, I asked casually: "My lord, do you have a driver's license?" ”

"No," Xie Xin'an turned his head to look at me, "How can a 'person' in this pavilion who doesn't even have a Yang Realm ID card go to get a driver's license?" ”

“…… So how do you learn to drive? "I couldn't help but hold on to the side handrails.

"Use your hearse to practice," Xie Xin'an smiled, "By the way, report to me in detail about last night's incident, and try to be as objective as possible." ”

I had already reported to her last night, it seems that I was drunk and forgot, so I told the whole process of the case again, Xie Xin'an listened, and nodded: "So in the end, I still didn't catch that vixen, right?" ”

"Vixen? My lord, your word doesn't seem to be accurate enough," I laughed, "because that female murderer is actually not particularly beautiful, that is, an ordinary woman, compared with you, but far behind!" ”

Xie Xin'an pursed his lips and shook his head, seemingly a little disdainful of my sycophants (obviously happy), and didn't ask anything more.

My mobile phone didn't ring, only at six o'clock, Feng Jiajia sent me a WeChat message, saying that she and her father arrived home safely, and also sent a photo of the family - Liu Feng never looked for me, that is to say, the state of the murderer should be: on the run.

But this matter has nothing to do with me or Xie Xin'an, we only care about the dead, as for how people die, that's the matter of the patrolmen.

Xie Xin'an took me to a "Tianji Steamed Bun Shop", last night at Fang Yuan's wine table, she had shown me that she could eat like a normal human, but she didn't seem to be very accustomed to human breakfast recipes, she actually ordered a rice and ate it with pickles, and was surprised why the surrounding guests and I liked the "tofu brain" that looked like a human brain, obviously there was no taste at all.

I didn't bother to answer her, people and ghosts have different paths, and summer insects can't talk about ice.

After eating breakfast, Xie Xin'an asked me, how was the implementation of Li Xiaotao's coffin, she didn't remind me, I almost forgot, and hurriedly called the owner of the coffin shop, the boss said that it was being made, and the work that started overnight last night had been completed, and the coffin lid was missing.

"Paint at noon, at five o'clock in the afternoon, it should dry through." The boss said.

I told Xie Xin'an about my plan to secretly change Li Xiaotao's coffin, and Xie Xin'an agreed, thinking that this method was good, and approved my plan of action.

"In that case, I have to go to Li Xiaotao's house today, what if I need to get out of the car?" I asked Xie Xin'an, that Cadillac, there is no replacement driver available.

"If there is a deceased, Benge will go out of the car for you," Xie Xin'an said, patting her Audi car keys on the table, "You can drive Benge's car." ”

What a leader!

After settling the account, I drove the Audi A6 to the countryside, and when I arrived at the entrance of the village where Li Xiaotao's house was located, I called his father, who attached great importance to it, and took a few relatives to drive a tricycle out of the village to greet me and invite me to my home for tea.

"You don't have to drink tea, just go up the mountain." With my hands behind my back, I pretended to be a master, and accompanied by them, I climbed the mass grave and surveyed the terrain in the name of "looking at feng shui", and soon I had the idea of "committing a crime".

"I've seen it all, and I think it's more suitable here." I picked up a branch and plunged it into the soft soil on the ground.

Several of their family members looked at each other and stopped talking.

"What's wrong?" I pretended to smile calmly and asked, "Do you need an explanation from me?" The art of Feng Shui is mysterious and mysterious, I'm afraid that if you say it, you may not understand it. ”

Don't let me say it, as soon as I say it, I just think that the soil in this place is soft and easy to dig, so I can sneak over at night and make a hole in the side of Li Xiaotao's grave, ready to replace the coffin in the middle of the night and complete the task assigned by Xie Xin'an.

"You're amazing!" Little Peach's father had a strange expression on his face.

"What's so good?" I was smiling on the surface, but I was actually panicking.

It shouldn't be me, I accidentally landed on someone else's abandoned grave, right?!